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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What has been the best opening message you received that made you respond to it?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Good idea for a thread - bookmarking this one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you come across as a real dickhead in the forums"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""you come across as a real dickhead in the forums" "

That was the message ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""you come across as a real dickhead in the forums" "

Hahahaha. . I love that person

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I got one this morning from a couple profile with no pictures and all it said was "Group fuck York"

Needless to say I won't be responding

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

But is that respond in a positive or negative manner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My funniest was " coffee won't give you orgasms " it still makes me laugh.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


""you come across as a real dickhead in the forums" "

Quality hahah i take it it went well after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has been the best opening message you received that made you respond to it?"

Hi, I am horny, will come and fuck me. That worked for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My funniest was " coffee won't give you orgasms " it still makes me laugh. "

Brilliant

Generally it's the witty first message that has a funny take on somethin you posted or in your profile that intrigue me.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Your posts make me laugh

You look good in a suit and you've never been in Iceland or eaten a Birds Eye Crispy Pancake;

I like that about you "

For me, this has to be up there with the best...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wittiest message I got on here was in reply to a question I had asked of a woman I'd been chatting to. She replied

'I'm single. Never been married, engaged, in a long-term relationship or pregnant. Even sperm won't commit to me !'

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

An opening line of "Do you need saving" referring to my recent FWB..

At first it thought it amusing until it turned out she was batshit crazy..

They seek me out it seems, on busses they sit next to me and now they have found me in Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My funniest was " coffee won't give you orgasms " it still makes me laugh.

Brilliant

Generally it's the witty first message that has a funny take on somethin you posted or in your profile that intrigue me."

It was to do with my verifications.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Sorry OP but I won't be sharing any message details - it's against the rules and I don't really want a trip to the naughty step!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My funniest was " coffee won't give you orgasms " it still makes me laugh.

Brilliant

Generally it's the witty first message that has a funny take on somethin you posted or in your profile that intrigue me.

It was to do with my verifications. "

Lol, even better

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"An opening line of "Do you need saving" referring to my recent FWB..

At first it thought it amusing until it turned out she was batshit crazy..

They seek me out it seems, on busses they sit next to me and now they have found me in Fab!"

We should never meet, I also seem to be a magnet for the most unusual people on earth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The wittiest message I got on here was in reply to a question I had asked of a woman I'd been chatting to. She replied

'I'm single. Never been married, engaged, in a long-term relationship or pregnant. Even sperm won't commit to me !'

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That’s funny

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