FabSwingers.com forum: What lies?

By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

What lies did your parents tell you?

The ice cream man plays music when they are out of ice cream.

That you are allergic to bouncy castles.

I found you under a goosebury Bush.

Any more out there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ice cream man plays music when they are out of ice cream.

This! Then the rubbish tesco choc ices came out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you when you're older... I'm still waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I continued to bite my nails, he skin would grow over the ends of my fingers, and somebody would need to cut it off. Instantly stopped biting my nails

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

When I'm not around I'm a fly on the wall watching you...I've heard this one...not from mine though.

Got to love an imaginative parent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what you are doing, I've got eyes in the back of my head

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I know what you are doing, I've got eyes in the back of my head"

I was almost convinced mine did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum always said when I grow up I was going to be a proper little madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what you are doing, I've got eyes in the back of my head

I was almost convinced mine did"

I've used it and my little one thinks I do but they are hidden so she can't see them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You’re face will stick like that if the wind changes”

“It’ll drop off if you keep messing with it”

“You should wait a while after eating before swimming”

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My mum always said when I grow up I was going to be a proper little madam

Does it ring true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you swallow the apple pips an apple tree will grow out ur mouth

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Mum said that playing with myself would make my ears go red. When I said that’s rubbish - she slapped them!

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

If I have too much chewing gum, I'll risk having a third small ear grawing next to my regular ear

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

Your not adopted and we love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The movement sensors for the burglar alarm were actually Father Christmas' spy cameras making sure we behaved.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"If you keep pulling that face and the wind changes you'll stay like that"

Lies, I'm still a handsome devil despite my gurning

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"“You’re face will stick like that if the wind changes”

“It’ll drop off if you keep messing with it”

“You should wait a while after eating before swimming” "

Yep those!

I believed the swimming one for years!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Your not adopted and we love you"

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a spider in the base of a banana, right at the bottom, that's why nobody ever eats the last bit at the end....

.....I still always leave the last bit to this day...

(I have no idea what my mum was playing at when she invented this...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was dropped on my head when i was born...having thought about it, that might actually be true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That im an horrible shit when im a delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down the toilet was goldfish heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Down the toilet was goldfish heaven

You mean it isn't?

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Running naked on the beach as a young child.. a seagull will come and bite it off

(Excuse casual 1980s racism- this one came from my grandparents.) The jelly in a pork pie was cooked Paki toenails.. (this is a quote, they have been suitable reeducated in what is acceptable since then)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ambulance with blue lights flashing was a lady having a baby.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

That I will go blind, after finding page 3 of my grandfathers copy of the Sun.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Mum said that playing with myself would make my ears go red. When I said that’s rubbish - she slapped them!"

Lol

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"That I will go blind, after finding page 3 of my grandfathers copy of the Sun."

I remember the days of top shelf mags

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"That im an horrible shit when im a delight

How could they have got it so wrong

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Your not adopted and we love you

Ouch! "

Oh dear me..I suppose they were owning you..for the good and bad

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Running naked on the beach as a young child.. a seagull will come and bite it off

Sea Gulls are pretty hungry

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