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You are thousands of miles from home and?????????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You enjoy a great Italian meal with the woman you have shared the last 30 odd years of your life with but on looking for a place for a romantic night cap you stumble into a bar with a fuckin SAGA bus load of British wrinklies.................

The one thing this experience did confirm to me is that folk from Norfolk should not be issued with passports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you had a good time xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad you had a good time xx "

Off to where the Bird Man resided in a few hours so having a great time here

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

whats the matter were they to boistrus for you , --- growing old is compulsory

------ growing up is optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats the matter were they to boistrus for you , --- growing old is compulsory

------ growing up is optional "

you said it! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whats the matter were they to boistrus for you , --- growing old is compulsory

------ growing up is optional

you said it! xx"

Next time you are in the Sainsburys queue behind some doddering old feckers who stink of wee........... reevaluate your comments

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"whats the matter were they to boistrus for you , --- growing old is compulsory

------ growing up is optional

you said it! xx

Next time you are in the Sainsburys queue behind some doddering old feckers who stink of wee........... reevaluate your comments "

thats the last time i let you go first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whats the matter were they to boistrus for you , --- growing old is compulsory

------ growing up is optional

you said it! xx

Next time you are in the Sainsburys queue behind some doddering old feckers who stink of wee........... reevaluate your comments

thats the last time i let you go first "

Right off to bed as the sun beckons

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"You enjoy a great Italian meal with the woman you have shared the last 30 odd years of your life with but on looking for a place for a romantic night cap you stumble into a bar with a fuckin SAGA bus load of British wrinklies.................

The one thing this experience did confirm to me is that folk from Norfolk should not be issued with passports "

thank god we are only here on missionary work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rather looking forward to my silver years when I can growl at kids and not be labelled a paedo, regale young checkout girls of my 'doorin the war' stories about a war I've never even fought, and generally annoy everyone by pretending to be senile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You enjoy a great Italian meal with the woman you have shared the last 30 odd years of your life with but on looking for a place for a romantic night cap you stumble into a bar with a fuckin SAGA bus load of British wrinklies.................

The one thing this experience did confirm to me is that folk from Norfolk should not be issued with passports "

well i would have had em up doing the conga and having a laff.

old folks where once young folks you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rather looking forward to my silver years when I can growl at kids and not be labelled a paedo, regale young checkout girls of my 'doorin the war' stories about a war I've never even fought, and generally annoy everyone by pretending to be senile. "

What do you mean 'look forward too'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you would be behind me on that conga line wouldnt you roy

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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And you are eligible for Saga at 50!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car is insured through SAGA lol ... cheapest I could get... thank fek for being over fifty!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

have you ever stopped to think what the alternative to growing old is?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

oh and btw at least SAGA remember yer birthdays lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have you ever stopped to think what the alternative to growing old is? "

dying young perhaps!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rather looking forward to my silver years when I can growl at kids and not be labelled a paedo, regale young checkout girls of my 'doorin the war' stories about a war I've never even fought, and generally annoy everyone by pretending to be senile.

What do you mean 'look forward too'? "

Cheeky fucker! I'm still the raven haired demi-god of my youth and have almost all of my own teeth!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alzheimers was invented by mother nature to keep us still interested in sex after 40 years of shagging the same old bag of bones hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you would be behind me on that conga line wouldnt you roy "

Yes, but very, very close.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky fucker! I'm still the raven haired demi-god of my youth and have almost all of my own teeth!!!

Yes, but keeping them in a jar doesn't count....

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

what was this thread about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky fucker! I'm still the raven haired demi-god of my youth and have almost all of my own teeth!!!

Yes, but keeping them in a jar doesn't count.... "

It fucking does when you've had to go down on a woman who's juices could strip 3 microns of rust from an iron bar in 5 seconds flat! I like the enamel on my teeth exactly where it is already tyvm-ly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you would be behind me on that conga line wouldnt you roy

Yes, but very, very close......."

where we doing our own version of the conga behind the bar per chance on sat night

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