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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford

They don’t have to be rude, it just helps if they are. Here’s one to start you off:

When Lady Penelope swoons,

Her bosom pops out like balloons,

Her butler stands by,

With a gleam in his eye,

And pops them back in with warm spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young woman from Leeds

Who ate a whole packet of seeds

Within a few hours

Her tits were both flowers

And her twat was a bundle of s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There were a couple off Fab Swingers

Who delighted in sleeping with mingers

At a party one day

They met Sid and Fay

Who were a pair of crusty church bell ringers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a young man called Adam,

All the ladies of fab he did have 'em.

But it was not what it seems,

He had had them in dreams,

For his brain it was too much to fathom.

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"There once was a young man called Adam,

All the ladies of fab he did have 'em.

But it was not what it seems,

He had had them in dreams,

For his brain it was too much to fathom. "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The lady who's called rubidoux

Liked shaggy and his dog scooby doo

But she's more than ready

To have a foursome with teddy

Andy Pandy and his friend lubey lou

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

There was a young couple from Pitlochry

Who decided to make love in a rockery

She said “John you’ve cum all over my bum’

It was nae a fuck, was a mockery”.

Sounds better read in a Scottish accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lady who's called rubidoux

Liked shaggy and his dog scooby doo

But she's more than ready

To have a foursome with teddy

Andy Pandy and his friend lubey lou"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man with burnt testies

Who feared he'd ruined his besties

After applying a cream

He awoke with a scream

To find his plums all swollen and festie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you heard of that guy Mr O-love?

His big cock is the thing that he's proud of.

He can't swing it around,

It just drags on the ground.

It ain't getting near me that I'm sure of!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

There was a monk from siberia

Who's morals were a little inferior

He did to a nun

What he shouldn't have done

And now she's a mother superior...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called kelly

Who has a bit of a belly

Try as she might

Her writing was sh.....never mind

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By *y LiegeMan
over a year ago

solihull

there was a young lady from barking creek

who had the monthlies twice a week

a vicar from woking said how very provoking .

no time for poking, so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old woman in digs

Who loved to play in her wigs

She wore one for Tim

For whom she decided to rim

Though his bum crack was all shit and twigs

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By *eejayoMan
over a year ago

Redcar

There was a bohemian monk

Who fell asleep in a bunk

Be dreamt that venus

Was sucking his penis

And woke up covered in perspiration

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

There once was a loose vagina

Which travelled all the way from China

She wanted tight nuts

And cute little butts

But you can't please them all mind-ya

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Have you heard of that guy Mr O-love?

His big cock is the thing that he's proud of.

He can't swing it around,

It just drags on the ground.

It ain't getting near me that I'm sure of! "

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"There was a young lady called kelly

Who has a bit of a belly

Try as she might

Her writing was sh.....never mind "

There was a young lady called kelly

Who had a bit of a belly

Try as she might

Her writing was shite

As she was always watching porn on her tely

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

To our Kelly who lives by the bay

Puts up more and more pictures each day

Invites comments to pass

On her boobs and her arse

Long on fab forums may she stay

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

You smooth talking bastard..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To our Kelly who lives by the bay

Puts up more and more pictures each day

Invites comments to pass

On her boobs and her arse

Long on fab forums may she stay"

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

You certainly have gift of the gab... Its worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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