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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Let all your rants out hear and let off sum steam.

I'm no marko but i can still got sum funny puns to try and chear you lot up.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Good morning Mr See. No rants from me this morning

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Conveyancing solicitors and estate agents.

Enough said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Seeside.

Only a minor rant from me.

Why is it that every time I take a healthy child to the nursery, I get returned one thats collected every known bug in the western world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to work today after holiday. Bah!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Why can't adults behave like adults. People ruin everything fun by being childish, playing games, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning fabbers

Got to work 3 lorries outside waiting to be unloaded and found out am on my own till 9 and the wife is snuggled up in bed life is not fair

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Good morning Mr See. No rants from me this morning "

That's good to hear but give it time.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I am really happy! This is a minor one and because of that it deserves to be approved obviously; why is it I can waffle on about any old bollocks but sometimes doing something really fucking simple I can't find the right words?

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Conveyancing solicitors and estate agents.

Enough said. "

estate agents help you move house and pic a new 1.

Rant denied.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Why can't adults behave like adults. People ruin everything fun by being childish, playing games, etc. "

Yeaaaaah.

Being an adult requires people to not behave as selfish, inconsiderate rotten smegmaheads and that's beyond some.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why can't adults behave like adults. People ruin everything fun by being childish, playing games, etc.

Yeaaaaah.

Being an adult requires people to not behave as selfish, inconsiderate rotten smegmaheads and that's beyond some.

"

They should have their toys and genitals confiscated until they think about what they've done and how Very Disappointed we are.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Good morning Seeside.

Only a minor rant from me.

Why is it that every time I take a healthy child to the nursery, I get returned one thats collected every known bug in the western world. "

Cos sum nursery's are like zoo,s.

Hopefully good health will come soon.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Yeaaaaah.

Being an adult requires people to not behave as selfish, inconsiderate rotten smegmaheads and that's beyond some.

They should have their toys and genitals confiscated until they think about what they've done and how Very Disappointed we are. "

Genital confiscation is an inspired idea.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Yeaaaaah.

Being an adult requires people to not behave as selfish, inconsiderate rotten smegmaheads and that's beyond some.

They should have their toys and genitals confiscated until they think about what they've done and how Very Disappointed we are.

Genital confiscation is an inspired idea. "

Thread drift......

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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No rants I just wanted to say hello Seeside

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Back to work today after holiday. Bah! "

But work pays bills and keeps you in your home.

Rant denied

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Why can't adults behave like adults. People ruin everything fun by being childish, playing games, etc. "

Sum people never grow up. But its the monkeys disguised as people you need to be worried about.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Good morning fabbers

Got to work 3 lorries outside waiting to be unloaded and found out am on my own till 9 and the wife is snuggled up in bed life is not fair"

life is not fair in deed. But...

When other co workers show up make them do most of the work.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I am really happy! This is a minor one and because of that it deserves to be approved obviously; why is it I can waffle on about any old bollocks but sometimes doing something really fucking simple I can't find the right words?

"

Welcome to my world.

Rant DENIED

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"No rants I just wanted to say hello Seeside "

Hello

Give it time its still early.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

People with lack of empathy for others because they’d rather be a knob

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

People who thread drift.....

*Youknowwhoyouare

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"People with lack of empathy for others because they’d rather be a knob "

Unfortunately thos people are coming Mor and Mor common.

Maybe we shood remove all safety sines. As most people like that also lak common sense.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"People who thread drift.....

*Youknowwhoyouare

"

Sum Thread drifters help make threads fun. But it wood be good if thay cood stay on a thread for mor than 1 post.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Anyone else ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lil pupper Luna has hurt her eye again, need to take her to the vets. She can’t open it so she hasn’t eaten anything and can’t walk

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Why can't adults behave like adults. People ruin everything fun by being childish, playing games, etc.

Sum people never grow up. But its the monkeys disguised as people you need to be worried about. "

Hey ... keep us man-monkeys out of this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger you beat me to it as I was going to start a thread like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shoulder hurts

I have to travel by bus (es) today

My downstairs neighbor is an inconsiderate cunt.

But the silver lining is that I'm not at work today hurrah

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Why do dogs decide to get ill at the time when insurance companies won't touch them any longer due to age?

My 13 year old has decided to get a serious infection which has required a biopsy to be taken and cost over a Grand so far!!! (Grrrrrr)

It's not the cost ... it's the worry and timing!!

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"My lil pupper Luna has hurt her eye again, need to take her to the vets. She can’t open it so she hasn’t eaten anything and can’t walk "

Hopefully she will make a speedy recovery.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Why can't adults behave like adults. People ruin everything fun by being childish, playing games, etc.

Sum people never grow up. But its the monkeys disguised as people you need to be worried about.

Hey ... keep us man-monkeys out of this!! "

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Bugger you beat me to it as I was going to start a thread like this. "

Shood have got up earlier.

Rant denied.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"My shoulder hurts

I have to travel by bus (es) today

My downstairs neighbor is an inconsiderate cunt.

But the silver lining is that I'm not at work today hurrah "

Rant 1

shoulder hurts...

Have a long soke in a hot bath that will help it.

Rant 2

travel by bus (es) ...

A lot of people have no choice as thay are not aloud to drive.

Rant denied.

Rant 3

downstairs neighbor.

Ned mor info....

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Why do dogs decide to get ill at the time when insurance companies won't touch them any longer due to age?

My 13 year old has decided to get a serious infection which has required a biopsy to be taken and cost over a Grand so far!!! (Grrrrrr)

It's not the cost ... it's the worry and timing!!"

pets are allways thar for you even when other people are not.

Hopefully your dog will get better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Conveyancing solicitors and estate agents.

Enough said. "

Bastards the lot of them. I feel your pain too

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Upper middle class wankers telling poorer people - like me - how to live their lives to save the environment.

To add further insult, they're fawning over a new born infant whose carbon footprint will be larger than mine, for a whole lifetime, by the time he's left school.

I'll give up rolls and bacon when you cunts give up flying abroad twice a year for your holidays.

Now fuck off!

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"Upper middle class wankers telling poorer people - like me - how to live their lives to save the environment.

To add further insult, they're fawning over a new born infant whose carbon footprint will be larger than mine, for a whole lifetime, by the time he's left school.

I'll give up rolls and bacon when you cunts give up flying abroad twice a year for your holidays.

Now fuck off!"

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Bugger you beat me to it as I was going to start a thread like this. "

The usual OP starts the Thursday Rant Day thread at 1 minute past midnight, Thursday morning.

They've been slacking lately though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 days off work and all it has done is piss raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought the mr some tickets for a show next week we’d both been looking forward too for over six months. Now because of staff shortage he can’t get anyone to cover his shift so we can’t go. Grrrr x ??

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Youngest sons birthday tomorrow, he'd asked if he could stay at his dad's tonight.

I sent my ex a text earlier, saying I'd drop him off on my way to work at 19.00, unless he wanted to pick him up on his way past.

My ex questioned why son staying tonight

Urmmm, so he can see you & grandad for birthday breakfast

He'd actually forgot it was his birthday!

He'd also forgot he'd agreed to go halves on our sons birthday present, despite me asking several times over the last week for the money

And breathe

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Youngest sons birthday tomorrow, he'd asked if he could stay at his dad's tonight.

I sent my ex a text earlier, saying I'd drop him off on my way to work at 19.00, unless he wanted to pick him up on his way past.

My ex questioned why son staying tonight

Urmmm, so he can see you & grandad for birthday breakfast

He'd actually forgot it was his birthday!

He'd also forgot he'd agreed to go halves on our sons birthday present, despite me asking several times over the last week for the money

And breathe "

The joy of ex

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Fresh rant

Since having my kitchen done, the dryer keeps tripping out my electrics.

Have called the company several times

So 10minutes ago, I'm in the shower, electric goes off.

I drip through the living room, Hmmmmm no switches down on my fuseboard? Odd.

Dressing gown on, pop to neighbour, she has power, so do my other neighbours

Currently waiting on a call back from EDF

FML

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Upper middle class wankers telling poorer people - like me - how to live their lives to save the environment.

To add further insult, they're fawning over a new born infant whose carbon footprint will be larger than mine, for a whole lifetime, by the time he's left school.

I'll give up rolls and bacon when you cunts give up flying abroad twice a year for your holidays.

Now fuck off!"

Rant approved

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Bugger you beat me to it as I was going to start a thread like this.

The usual OP starts the Thursday Rant Day thread at 1 minute past midnight, Thursday morning.

They've been slacking lately though. "

Roomer has,it the original op even had a alarm clock to wake them up.

Sum say that the op is still around today.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"8 days off work and all it has done is piss raining "

You can't control the wether.

Just enjoy your days off.

Rant denied

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Bought the mr some tickets for a show next week we’d both been looking forward too for over six months. Now because of staff shortage he can’t get anyone to cover his shift so we can’t go. Grrrr x ??"

I no the pain of that.

Get them to pay for your wasted tickets.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Youngest sons birthday tomorrow, he'd asked if he could stay at his dad's tonight.

I sent my ex a text earlier, saying I'd drop him off on my way to work at 19.00, unless he wanted to pick him up on his way past.

My ex questioned why son staying tonight

Urmmm, so he can see you & grandad for birthday breakfast

He'd actually forgot it was his birthday!

He'd also forgot he'd agreed to go halves on our sons birthday present, despite me asking several times over the last week for the money

And breathe "

Next year make him do all the planning and spending.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Fresh rant

Since having my kitchen done, the dryer keeps tripping out my electrics.

Have called the company several times

So 10minutes ago, I'm in the shower, electric goes off.

I drip through the living room, Hmmmmm no switches down on my fuseboard? Odd.

Dressing gown on, pop to neighbour, she has power, so do my other neighbours

Currently waiting on a call back from EDF

FML "

Sounds like your dogey kitchen has tripet out the hole house.

Hopefully it will be fixed soon.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Youngest sons birthday tomorrow, he'd asked if he could stay at his dad's tonight.

I sent my ex a text earlier, saying I'd drop him off on my way to work at 19.00, unless he wanted to pick him up on his way past.

My ex questioned why son staying tonight

Urmmm, so he can see you & grandad for birthday breakfast

He'd actually forgot it was his birthday!

He'd also forgot he'd agreed to go halves on our sons birthday present, despite me asking several times over the last week for the money

And breathe

Next year make him do all the planning and spending. "

If I did that, my kids would get nothing.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Fresh rant

Since having my kitchen done, the dryer keeps tripping out my electrics.

Have called the company several times

So 10minutes ago, I'm in the shower, electric goes off.

I drip through the living room, Hmmmmm no switches down on my fuseboard? Odd.

Dressing gown on, pop to neighbour, she has power, so do my other neighbours

Currently waiting on a call back from EDF

FML

Sounds like your dogey kitchen has tripet out the hole house.

Hopefully it will be fixed soon. "

Thats the issue

No fuses where tripped, all still switched on.

EDF confirmed power still live to my house, but can't explain why it off inside.

It came back on after just over an hour.

EDF were going to get an engineer to call me, as a priority

2hrs later. No call

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Fresh rant

Since having my kitchen done, the dryer keeps tripping out my electrics.

Have called the company several times

So 10minutes ago, I'm in the shower, electric goes off.

I drip through the living room, Hmmmmm no switches down on my fuseboard? Odd.

Dressing gown on, pop to neighbour, she has power, so do my other neighbours

Currently waiting on a call back from EDF

FML

Sounds like your dogey kitchen has tripet out the hole house.

Hopefully it will be fixed soon.

Thats the issue

No fuses where tripped, all still switched on.

EDF confirmed power still live to my house, but can't explain why it off inside.

It came back on after just over an hour.

EDF were going to get an engineer to call me, as a priority

2hrs later. No call"

Maybe you have a gost ?

Seriously thow hopefully the problem will get fixed soon.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

I am going to rant about the lack of honest men,here in Donegal,who are 99%attached and lie about it.

Seriously just admit you are on a site to get sex when you have a wife/gf at home.

Not that difficult is it ??

Apparently it is.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

HMRC. Just pick up the fucking phone will you?

I've been on hold for 6 hours so far this week.....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"No rants I just wanted to say hello Seeside

Hello

Give it time its still early. "

Still no rant. It’s nice to see you though Seeside

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr


"Upper middle class wankers telling poorer people - like me - how to live their lives to save the environment.

To add further insult, they're fawning over a new born infant whose carbon footprint will be larger than mine, for a whole lifetime, by the time he's left school.

I'll give up rolls and bacon when you cunts give up flying abroad twice a year for your holidays.

Now fuck off!

Rant approved "

Thank you.

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I took the day off to go sofa shopping and it was an absolute ballache. Two hours of browsing to be asked every five fucking minutes if I needed any help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m ranting because I,'ve run out of chocolate.............x

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I am going to rant about the lack of honest men,here in Donegal,who are 99%attached and lie about it.

Seriously just admit you are on a site to get sex when you have a wife/gf at home.

Not that difficult is it ??

Apparently it is.

"

Unfortunately us honest guys are fue and far between.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"HMRC. Just pick up the fucking phone will you?

I've been on hold for 6 hours so far this week.....

"

It's a con.

Hoo do you think pays thar wages.

Your fone call.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"No rants I just wanted to say hello Seeside

Hello

Give it time its still early.

Still no rant. It’s nice to see you though Seeside "

Thanks. Good to see your still around to.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I took the day off to go sofa shopping and it was an absolute ballache. Two hours of browsing to be asked every five fucking minutes if I needed any help.

"

That's,the problem wish todays sales assistants.

Thay get paid by the sale. Not the hour.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I,m ranting because I,'ve run out of chocolate.............x"

Most shops are still open at this time. So you cood easyley go get sum.

Rant denied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who ring me up at work saying 'you haven't replied to my email I sent yesterday, im currently working through 200 emails. Give me a break. Another rant, so my documents will be posted tomorrow, oh yeah sorry I just sit at my desk doing sod all.

Idiots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex partner sending child home hungry - again grrrrrrrrrr

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Getting totally fucked off with men sending wanna meet messages, when they have fuck all of a profile ie 'fill in later' and all they think I need is a cock pic!

Fuck right off and phone a prostitute, they don't care what you look like as long as the price is right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay xxx fair enough xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting totally fucked off with men sending wanna meet messages, when they have fuck all of a profile ie 'fill in later' and all they think I need is a cock pic!

Fuck right off and phone a prostitute, they don't care what you look like as long as the price is right "

And don't forget the ones who are "local to you NOW" and "lonely in a hotel" - er, Yes, And??

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"People who ring me up at work saying 'you haven't replied to my email I sent yesterday, im currently working through 200 emails. Give me a break. Another rant, so my documents will be posted tomorrow, oh yeah sorry I just sit at my desk doing sod all.

Idiots! "

Throw t computer away and send letters instead as,its clearly not working well.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Ex partner sending child home hungry - again grrrrrrrrrr"

Make them order pizza next time.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Getting totally fucked off with men sending wanna meet messages, when they have fuck all of a profile ie 'fill in later' and all they think I need is a cock pic!

Fuck right off and phone a prostitute, they don't care what you look like as long as the price is right "

FAB Rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ring me up at work saying 'you haven't replied to my email I sent yesterday, im currently working through 200 emails. Give me a break. Another rant, so my documents will be posted tomorrow, oh yeah sorry I just sit at my desk doing sod all.

Idiots!

Throw t computer away and send letters instead as,its clearly not working well. "

good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women chatting to you everything is going great.... They ask for more pics then vanish .. all meet verified and pic verified I must be a scammer magnet

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