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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have no idea what is worse. A 10 word profile or one I just read with 802 words. After 802 words I was still non the wiser if I was what she is looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You counted....why?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A well written one is best. Mine's closer to 800 words, but I think it's clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t believe you counted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes a change from counting sheep I suppose

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Just shy of 400 on mine.

Not that it matters, I'm the only fucker that's ever read it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just shy of 400 on mine.

Not that it matters, I'm the only fucker that's ever read it. "

I just did. Very good

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Just shy of 400 on mine.

Not that it matters, I'm the only fucker that's ever read it.

I just did. Very good "

I'm putting today's date down in my diary......

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Just shy of 400 on mine.

Not that it matters, I'm the only fucker that's ever read it.

I just did. Very good

I'm putting today's date down in my diary...... "

And thank you.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just shy of 400 on mine.

Not that it matters, I'm the only fucker that's ever read it.

I just did. Very good

I'm putting today's date down in my diary...... "

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Did you read the words or just count them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just shy of 400 on mine.

Not that it matters, I'm the only fucker that's ever read it. "

Decent profile that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a profile reads like War and Peace, best move on I say.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Just shy of 400 on mine.

Not that it matters, I'm the only fucker that's ever read it.

Decent profile that "

Thank you, very kind.

That's two now.

*does happy dance.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Someone once copy and pasted mine.... only to give me shit

How dare I expect someone to read all of it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Someone once copy and pasted mine.... only to give me shit

How dare I expect someone to read all of it "

I get messages telling me that they won't be reading War and Piece (sic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a profile which is just long enough to tell people what we are like and the fact we don’t meet.

My singles was a bit longer but just long enough to give a good account of my personality and what i was looking for.

I remember Holly reading a profile to me once and it was so long winded with one particular sentence repeated countless times....i lost the will to live halfway through

LJ

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

I can’t be done with anyone that has a long profile, you really don’t need to write an essay

Just say what you are like and say what type you are looking for

Simple as that

But you could stick a little joke in at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s a tip that I think might help most people.

If you don’t like a profile for whatever reason:

Try your very hardest not to message them or arrange a meet with them, and instead, click the back button or block button.

Problem solved.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Here’s a tip that I think might help most people.

If you don’t like a profile for whatever reason:

Try your very hardest not to message them or arrange a meet with them, and instead, click the back button or block button.

Problem solved."

Preach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s a tip that I think might help most people.

If you don’t like a profile for whatever reason:

Try your very hardest not to message them or arrange a meet with them, and instead, click the back button or block button.

Problem solved.

Preach. "

Which is what I have done. But had to read it all first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile is designed to put people off, so if it puts you off it has fulfilled its purpose

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

Just shy of 100, but I think it says all it needs to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just shy of 400 on mine.

Not that it matters, I'm the only fucker that's ever read it.

Decent profile that

Thank you, very kind.

That's two now.

*does happy dance.

"

Mark Mywords, I’ve read it too

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Just shy of 400 on mine.

Not that it matters, I'm the only fucker that's ever read it.

Decent profile that

Thank you, very kind.

That's two now.

*does happy dance.

Mark Mywords, I’ve read it too "

Three......

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By *ischiefmanagedWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk border


"Just shy of 400 on mine.

Not that it matters, I'm the only fucker that's ever read it.

Decent profile that

Thank you, very kind.

That's two now.

*does happy dance.

Mark Mywords, I’ve read it too

Three...... "

Four. I chuckled out loud which upset the cat on my lap at the time. I think you can take that as positive feedback from me and negative from him. (That assumes you're keeping score of feline feedback too, obvs).

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mine is 499 words (average for a decent profile) contains 863 syllables over 11 sentences with 296 unique words!

Word count tools.com

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Just shy of 400 on mine.

Not that it matters, I'm the only fucker that's ever read it.

Decent profile that

Thank you, very kind.

That's two now.

*does happy dance.

Mark Mywords, I’ve read it too

Three......

Four. I chuckled out loud which upset the cat on my lap at the time. I think you can take that as positive feedback from me and negative from him. (That assumes you're keeping score of feline feedback too, obvs)."

I'm now at my largest recorded readership since records began.

I'm counting the cat although it did give me paws for thought....

Five!!!!!

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