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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

CHEEKY TOWERS ....

I want a Tower, so I’ve made one .

It has a bar

Swimming pool

Games room

Restaurant

Sauna

Hot tubs

The Fab Monty doing a show

Cinema....

Come on in

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Does our has have an altar for all to worship the mighty Cheeky... all hail

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m just gonna sit in the corner til more people show up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a double of whatever is your strongest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does our has have an altar for all to worship the mighty Cheeky... all hail"

That’s an idea...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a warm soak. You don't let people shag in the hot tubs do you?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Does our has have an altar for all to worship the mighty Cheeky... all hail

That’s an idea...lol... "

You hadn't thought of that??

Loving the white knickers look by the way

And not in a glib way

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By *illing2016Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Where is the kitchen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m just gonna sit in the corner til more people show up "

What will you be doing in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a snooker table?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it open to males and females?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could do with a warm soak. You don't let people shag in the hot tubs do you?"

Most definitely not, they’re new and it’s early, so jump on in and soak away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in the hottub and that's me for the rest of the day.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"CHEEKY TOWERS ....

I want a Tower, so I’ve made one .

It has a bar

Swimming pool

Games room

Restaurant

Sauna

Hot tubs

The Fab Monty doing a show

Cinema....

Come on in "

You need a disco before we come..

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Can I have a massage? Glass of white wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does our has have an altar for all to worship the mighty Cheeky... all hail

That’s an idea...lol...

You hadn't thought of that??

Loving the white knickers look by the way

And not in a glib way"

I’m putting them on the alter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bwing a fab fwend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is the kitchen?"

3rd door on the errrrrrmmmmm left I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a snooker table? "

Yes, there’s 12 of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it open to males and females?"

It’s open to everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll be in the hottub and that's me for the rest of the day."

It’s uuuummmmm evening now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"CHEEKY TOWERS ....

I want a Tower, so I’ve made one .

It has a bar

Swimming pool

Games room

Restaurant

Sauna

Hot tubs

The Fab Monty doing a show

Cinema....

Come on in

You need a disco before we come.. "

Yes there’s a disco too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bwing a fab fwend? "

Does your fab fwend sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bwing a fab fwend?

Does your fab fwend sing "

Actually I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bwing a fab fwend?

Does your fab fwend sing

Actually I do "

Can you sing for us all please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bwing a fab fwend?

Does your fab fwend sing

Actually I do

Can you sing for us all please "

Where's Mr DJ? And the stage? And mic? Then I'm ready to perform

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

May I please make a reservation for two in your restaurant?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Sat at the bar waiting for my drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have front row seats for the Full Monty please.

Oh and a soak in the hot tub.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a massuse and a hot water bottle please xx

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll be in the back row seats of the cinema

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool ..... "

*monkey bombs Bandit

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

*monkey bombs Bandit "

LIFEGUARD!!!!!! the primates bombing!!!!!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

*monkey bombs Bandit

LIFEGUARD!!!!!! the primates bombing!!!!!!! "

Snitch!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bwing a fab fwend?

Does your fab fwend sing

Actually I do

Can you sing for us all please

Where's Mr DJ? And the stage? And mic? Then I'm ready to perform "

I’ve been out looking for him, I can’t find him

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’m just gonna sit in the corner til more people show up

What will you be doing in the corner "

Why don’t you come and find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bwing a fab fwend?

Does your fab fwend sing

Actually I do

Can you sing for us all please

Where's Mr DJ? And the stage? And mic? Then I'm ready to perform

I’ve been out looking for him, I can’t find him "

Ok I'll just dance. You don't mind, do ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I please make a reservation for two in your restaurant?"

You may indeed

I’ve saved you a nice cosy corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat at the bar waiting for my drink"

Sorry, I’m back now

What can I get you..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a double of whatever is your strongest "

Just how strong is strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i take a cocktail and relax in the hot tub please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have front row seats for the Full Monty please.

Oh and a soak in the hot tub.

Jo.Xx "

You may indeed, there’s a hot tub by the stage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a massuse and a hot water bottle please xx"

Hot water bottle coming right up

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd like a tower. Looking down on my people. Combing my long hair. Summoning/ordering stuff with a wave of my hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is the kitchen?

3rd door on the errrrrrmmmmm left I think "

Nope, not behind this door, try door number 7?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May i have directions to the cinema please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come and be spooned for a little while I am very tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock. Can we come in? I've bought a friend and cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bwing a fab fwend?

Does your fab fwend sing

Actually I do

Can you sing for us all please

Where's Mr DJ? And the stage? And mic? Then I'm ready to perform

I’ve been out looking for him, I can’t find him

Ok I'll just dance. You don't mind, do ya "

No not at all and what a gorgeous face you have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i take a cocktail and relax in the hot tub please? "

You may indeed....what cocktail would you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like a tower. Looking down on my people. Combing my long hair. Summoning/ordering stuff with a wave of my hand. "

You can have your own tower, it’s very easy to build

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is the kitchen?

3rd door on the errrrrrmmmmm left I think

Nope, not behind this door, try door number 7? "

Are you behind door number 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May i have directions to the cinema please? "

It’s a massive outdoor one, you can’t possibly miss it

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Falls into hot tub, well that's my normal way of getting in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I come and be spooned for a little while I am very tired "

Awwww course you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knock knock. Can we come in? I've bought a friend and cake "

Yes, come on in.....who’s your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i take a cocktail and relax in the hot tub please?

You may indeed....what cocktail would you like "

Raspberry mojito would be errrmazin!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Can I prop up the bar pleeeeeeease

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Falls into hot tub, well that's my normal way of getting in! "

I think everyone’s starting to fall in now

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Falls into hot tub, well that's my normal way of getting in!

I think everyone’s starting to fall in now "

Falling in?

I've been loitering since the start

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Falls into hot tub, well that's my normal way of getting in!

I think everyone’s starting to fall in now "

I’m still sat in this corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i take a cocktail and relax in the hot tub please?

You may indeed....what cocktail would you like

Raspberry mojito would be errrmazin! "

One raspberry mojito coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is the kitchen?

3rd door on the errrrrrmmmmm left I think

Nope, not behind this door, try door number 7?

Are you behind door number 3 "

I certainly am! Alone and sat in the dark with a very large glass of whiskey waiting for someone to come and find me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i take a cocktail and relax in the hot tub please?

You may indeed....what cocktail would you like

Raspberry mojito would be errrmazin!

One raspberry mojito coming right up "

You're an angel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I prop up the bar pleeeeeeease "

Yes woman”claps” prop away

What would you like to drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knock knock. Can we come in? I've bought a friend and cake

Yes, come on in.....who’s your friend "

He's very lovely. I'll introduce you, you'll like him

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

How many floors are there? I've just signed up for an event that requires me to race up 38 flights. I could use the practise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Falls into hot tub, well that's my normal way of getting in!

I think everyone’s starting to fall in now

Falling in?

I've been loitering since the start "

I know you have, I’ve seen you at the alter

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Falls into hot tub, well that's my normal way of getting in!

I think everyone’s starting to fall in now

Falling in?

I've been loitering since the start

I know you have, I’ve seen you at the alter "

Knickers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool ..... "

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Can I prop up the bar pleeeeeeease

Yes woman”claps” prop away

What would you like to drink "

Yay!!

Can I start off with one of EVERYTHING

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you "

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i take a cocktail and relax in the hot tub please?

You may indeed....what cocktail would you like

Raspberry mojito would be errrmazin!

One raspberry mojito coming right up

You're an angel "

I definitely don’t have wings

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!! "

you love it really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many floors are there? I've just signed up for an event that requires me to race up 38 flights. I could use the practise."

169 floors have a drink first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I prop up the bar pleeeeeeease

Yes woman”claps” prop away

What would you like to drink

Yay!!

Can I start off with one of EVERYTHING "

One around the world coming right up, you want a straw

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

you love it really "

Helloooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knock knock. Can we come in? I've bought a friend and cake

Yes, come on in.....who’s your friend

He's very lovely. I'll introduce you, you'll like him "

Is he handsome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!! "

Shall I take his armbands off him

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Awesome. Do we have Kraken and Coke available? May as well fall up a couple of stairs too!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

Shall I take his armbands off him "

Armbands??? How dare you? I am a dolphin ... as well as a monkey

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

you love it really

Helloooooooo "

Is petting allowed in the pool?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

you love it really

Helloooooooo

Is petting allowed in the pool? "

LIFEGUARD MONKEYS PETTING ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knock knock. Can we come in? I've bought a friend and cake

Yes, come on in.....who’s your friend

He's very lovely. I'll introduce you, you'll like him

Is he handsome "

Devilishly . I think he'd like you too!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

you love it really

Helloooooooo

Is petting allowed in the pool?

LIFEGUARD MONKEYS PETTING ME "

And you like it

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

you love it really

Helloooooooo

Is petting allowed in the pool?

LIFEGUARD MONKEYS PETTING ME

And you like it "

I do primate I do

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Can I prop up the bar pleeeeeeease

Yes woman”claps” prop away

What would you like to drink

Yay!!

Can I start off with one of EVERYTHING

One around the world coming right up, you want a straw "

Oooo yes please, a curly one and an umbrella, Oooo and a glace cherry on a stick thingy

I don't get out much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awesome. Do we have Kraken and Coke available? May as well fall up a couple of stairs too!!!"

Omg a friend of mine loves that....yes, there’s bottles in the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

Shall I take his armbands off him

Armbands??? How dare you? I am a dolphin ... as well as a monkey"

I’ve seen you in the pool with your dolphin

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

Shall I take his armbands off him

Armbands??? How dare you? I am a dolphin ... as well as a monkey

I’ve seen you in the pool with your dolphin "

We are close friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

you love it really

Helloooooooo

Is petting allowed in the pool? "

NO...behave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knock knock. Can we come in? I've bought a friend and cake

Yes, come on in.....who’s your friend

He's very lovely. I'll introduce you, you'll like him

Is he handsome

Devilishly . I think he'd like you too!! "

Bring him in and introduce him to everyone

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

you love it really

Helloooooooo

Is petting allowed in the pool?

NO...behave "

But I want to feel a bandit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I prop up the bar pleeeeeeease

Yes woman”claps” prop away

What would you like to drink

Yay!!

Can I start off with one of EVERYTHING

One around the world coming right up, you want a straw

Oooo yes please, a curly one and an umbrella, Oooo and a glace cherry on a stick thingy

I don't get out much "

Here you go,lovely woman, I’ve made you up a jug, enjoy and no dancing on the bar until later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

Shall I take his armbands off him

Armbands??? How dare you? I am a dolphin ... as well as a monkey

I’ve seen you in the pool with your dolphin

We are close friends "

How close is close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knock knock. Can we come in? I've bought a friend and cake

Yes, come on in.....who’s your friend

He's very lovely. I'll introduce you, you'll like him

Is he handsome

Devilishly . I think he'd like you too!!

Bring him in and introduce him to everyone "

He's shy but he'll have a gin and tonic to start and I'll have a lemonade cheers

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By *illing2016Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Shouts from the kitchen "We are running out of pringles and those little sausages on sticks"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

Shall I take his armbands off him

Armbands??? How dare you? I am a dolphin ... as well as a monkey

I’ve seen you in the pool with your dolphin

We are close friends

How close is close "

I did not have ... sexual relations ... with that dolphin!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Shouts from the kitchen "We are running out of pringles and those little sausages on sticks""

No little sausages here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knock knock. Can we come in? I've bought a friend and cake

Yes, come on in.....who’s your friend

He's very lovely. I'll introduce you, you'll like him

Is he handsome

Devilishly . I think he'd like you too!!

Bring him in and introduce him to everyone

He's shy but he'll have a gin and tonic to start and I'll have a lemonade cheers "

Coming right up...wait I’m not in charge of the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shouts from the kitchen "We are running out of pringles and those little sausages on sticks""

ALRIGHT....shouts back....I’ll get some more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

Shall I take his armbands off him

Armbands??? How dare you? I am a dolphin ... as well as a monkey

I’ve seen you in the pool with your dolphin

We are close friends

How close is close

I did not have ... sexual relations ... with that dolphin!!"

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shouts from the kitchen "We are running out of pringles and those little sausages on sticks"

ALRIGHT....shouts back....I’ll get some more "

Ah forgot to mention I’m in the store room! Lots of supplies in here if you can find them

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over a year ago


"Shouts from the kitchen "We are running out of pringles and those little sausages on sticks"

ALRIGHT....shouts back....I’ll get some more

Ah forgot to mention I’m in the store room! Lots of supplies in here if you can find them "

Ummmmm what are doing in the store room

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over a year ago


"Shouts from the kitchen "We are running out of pringles and those little sausages on sticks"

ALRIGHT....shouts back....I’ll get some more

Ah forgot to mention I’m in the store room! Lots of supplies in here if you can find them

Ummmmm what are doing in the store room "

I’m lost...

Or maybe that is just an excuse and I actually have someone else in here with me

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

you love it really

Helloooooooo

Is petting allowed in the pool?

NO...behave

But I want to feel a bandit "

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over a year ago

I'm rather hungry. Can I see a menu please

Oh yes I can already see there is so much to choose from

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over a year ago


"Shouts from the kitchen "We are running out of pringles and those little sausages on sticks"

ALRIGHT....shouts back....I’ll get some more

Ah forgot to mention I’m in the store room! Lots of supplies in here if you can find them

Ummmmm what are doing in the store room

I’m lost...

Or maybe that is just an excuse and I actually have someone else in here with me"

Who you got in there with you

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over a year ago


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

you love it really

Helloooooooo

Is petting allowed in the pool?

NO...behave

But I want to feel a bandit

"

Just give him a bandit

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over a year ago


"I'm rather hungry. Can I see a menu please

Oh yes I can already see there is so much to choose from "

Help yourself, there’s plenty here

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

you love it really

Helloooooooo

Is petting allowed in the pool?

NO...behave

But I want to feel a bandit

Just give him a bandit "

I'm not giving him a bike!! I don't him that much

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over a year ago


"Ooooooo I'm in the pool .....

I’ve been looking for you and Alan, I’ve just found you

I'm hiding from monkey he,s bombing me!!!

you love it really

Helloooooooo

Is petting allowed in the pool?

NO...behave

But I want to feel a bandit

Just give him a bandit

I'm not giving him a bike!! I don't him that much "

Bar of chocolate then

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over a year ago


"Shouts from the kitchen "We are running out of pringles and those little sausages on sticks"

ALRIGHT....shouts back....I’ll get some more

Ah forgot to mention I’m in the store room! Lots of supplies in here if you can find them

Ummmmm what are doing in the store room

I’m lost...

Or maybe that is just an excuse and I actually have someone else in here with me

Who you got in there with you "

Well it is very dark so I can’t see but I can feel long hair, some very alluring curves and a very nice bum!

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over a year ago


"I'm rather hungry. Can I see a menu please

Oh yes I can already see there is so much to choose from "

I'm feeling rather hungry too

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over a year ago


"Shouts from the kitchen "We are running out of pringles and those little sausages on sticks"

ALRIGHT....shouts back....I’ll get some more

Ah forgot to mention I’m in the store room! Lots of supplies in here if you can find them

Ummmmm what are doing in the store room

I’m lost...

Or maybe that is just an excuse and I actually have someone else in here with me

Who you got in there with you

Well it is very dark so I can’t see but I can feel long hair, some very alluring curves and a very nice bum! "

That’s the mop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm rather hungry. Can I see a menu please

Oh yes I can already see there is so much to choose from

I'm feeling rather hungry too "

I’m sure he’ll share

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