FabSwingers.com forum: On a train!

By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying on my couch listening to Stephen Fry reading me Harry Potter

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over a year ago

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

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in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lying on my couch listening to Stephen Fry reading me Harry Potter"

Fabulous xx

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying on top of my bed wondering if I should get under the duvet.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Lying on my couch listening to Stephen Fry reading me Harry Potter"

Oooh I have those audio books for when I can’t sleep! I’m on the Deathly Hallows now - I’d never read the books previously.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

in bed

Train is better!! Choo choo!!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Lying on my couch listening to Stephen Fry reading me Harry Potter

Fabulous xx"

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on the sofa with my

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Lying on top of my bed wondering if I should get under the duvet. "

Go full duvet burrito!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sat on the sofa with my

Awwww that’s lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking cottage pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

in bed

Train is better!! Choo choo!!"
ok I’m on!!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Cooking cottage pie

I’m on a train to your house, your house, I’m on a train to your house to eat your cottage pie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunbathing in Spain...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad..

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

in bed

Train is better!! Choo choo!! ok I’m on!!

Pretend your bed is a train!!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Having a green tea at work, today has been FULL ON!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sunbathing in Spain...

How hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sings

Time flies by when I'm the driver of a train

And I ride on the footplate there and back again

Under bridges over bridges to our destination

Puffing through the countryside there's so much to be seen.

Passengers waving as we steam through a station.

Stoke up fireman for the signal is at green.

Time flies by when I'm the driver of a train

And I ride on the footplate there and back again

In the cutting, through the tunnel,

Rushing clanking on the track.

Wheezing pistons, smoking funnels,

Turning wheels go clickety clack.

Time flies by when I'm the driver of a train

And I ride on the footplate there and back again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

in bed

Train is better!! Choo choo!! ok I’m on!!

Pretend your bed is a train!! "
depends who’s at the controls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering why I never did Latin at school

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad.. "

Hey you know me, I’m a great back seat driver at any topic, skill or thing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in a car im in a car but im about to go see a customer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lying on my couch listening to Stephen Fry reading me Harry Potter

Oooh I have those audio books for when I can’t sleep! I’m on the Deathly Hallows now - I’d never read the books previously.

I hadn’t listened to the audio books until about 2017, always sat and read the books. But they’re so relaxing

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Having a green tea at work, today has been FULL ON!

Ooooft. Sip slowly and remember you’re awesome!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sings

Time flies by when I'm the driver of a train

And I ride on the footplate there and back again

Under bridges over bridges to our destination

Puffing through the countryside there's so much to be seen.

Passengers waving as we steam through a station.

Stoke up fireman for the signal is at green.

Time flies by when I'm the driver of a train

And I ride on the footplate there and back again

In the cutting, through the tunnel,

Rushing clanking on the track.

Wheezing pistons, smoking funnels,

Turning wheels go clickety clack.

Time flies by when I'm the driver of a train

And I ride on the footplate there and back again.

He knows ^^

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

in bed

Train is better!! Choo choo!! ok I’m on!!

Pretend your bed is a train!! depends who’s at the controls

Choo choo!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Wondering why I never did Latin at school"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad..

Hey you know me, I’m a great back seat driver at any topic, skill or thing!!

Actually yeah fuck the refreshments, going to kick back and enjoy the journey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

You could go man shopping with the fab local app and see who perks your interest

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Im in a car im in a car but im about to go see a customer"

Toot toot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a proper choo choo that you’re on?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Lying on my couch listening to Stephen Fry reading me Harry Potter

Oooh I have those audio books for when I can’t sleep! I’m on the Deathly Hallows now - I’d never read the books previously.

I hadn’t listened to the audio books until about 2017, always sat and read the books. But they’re so relaxing

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad..

Hey you know me, I’m a great back seat driver at any topic, skill or thing!!

Actually yeah fuck the refreshments, going to kick back and enjoy the journey. "

Eat and drink and relax!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

You could go man shopping with the fab local app and see who perks your interest

Are you on a train too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I choo choo choose you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat on the sofa with my

That’s adorable

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Is it a proper choo choo that you’re on?"

Nah but I’m letting off steam in my own way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat on the sofa with my

Awwww that’s lovely! "

It is aye...

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I choo choo choose you

Steamy windows!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sat on the sofa with my

That’s adorable

LJ"

Feel the love

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sat on the sofa with my

Awwww that’s lovely!

It is aye...

There he is!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad..

Hey you know me, I’m a great back seat driver at any topic, skill or thing!!

Actually yeah fuck the refreshments, going to kick back and enjoy the journey.

Eat and drink and relax!"

Good call..

Are we stopping anywhere?

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Sitting in my garden perving fab sipping a tonic and gin

There’s a great song there

Da di da diddy e daaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At home ordering sex toys and new attachments for our sex machines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I choo choo choose you

Steamy windows!"

Draw some boobs in it then send me a picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a proper choo choo that you’re on?

Nah but I’m letting off steam in my own way! "

Parp Parp

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad..

Hey you know me, I’m a great back seat driver at any topic, skill or thing!!

Actually yeah fuck the refreshments, going to kick back and enjoy the journey.

Eat and drink and relax!

Good call..

Are we stopping anywhere? "

Utopia!

All aboard for Utopia!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sitting in my garden perving fab sipping a tonic and gin

There’s a great song there

Da di da diddy e daaa

Gin and a grin

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m about to get on a plane!

Brrrrrrrmmmmmmm

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"At home ordering sex toys and new attachments for our sex machines

Fuck yeah!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad..

Hey you know me, I’m a great back seat driver at any topic, skill or thing!!

Actually yeah fuck the refreshments, going to kick back and enjoy the journey.

Eat and drink and relax!

Good call..

Are we stopping anywhere?

Utopia!

All aboard for Utopia!"

Is that the stop after Nirvana..?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I choo choo choose you

Steamy windows!

Draw some boobs in it then send me a picture

On it!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Is it a proper choo choo that you’re on?

Nah but I’m letting off steam in my own way!

Parp Parp"

Nope!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m about to get on a plane!

Brrrrrrrmmmmmmm

You’ve got wings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

You could go man shopping with the fab local app and see who perks your interest

Are you on a train too?

Am afraid not lass, am in the car drinking coffee waiting to go home and relax.... not as interesting as the train, they always say it’s about the journey and not the destination

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad..

Hey you know me, I’m a great back seat driver at any topic, skill or thing!!

Actually yeah fuck the refreshments, going to kick back and enjoy the journey.

Eat and drink and relax!

Good call..

Are we stopping anywhere?

Utopia!

All aboard for Utopia!

Is that the stop after Nirvana..? "

You know it!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

You could go man shopping with the fab local app and see who perks your interest

Are you on a train too?

Am afraid not lass, am in the car drinking coffee waiting to go home and relax.... not as interesting as the train, they always say it’s about the journey and not the destination

It’s a party here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to find the sleeper carriage

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over a year ago

Taking a dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just kicked someone out of a house i let out.... what a f*cking mess it is. Last time i have council tenants

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over a year ago

"Wondering why I never did Latin at school"

We had a choice between Latin and Spanish. Chose Latin but wanted to do both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because of the rain, i am making some fun food and goodies for myself and little miss. We are having an indoor picnic, with Dvd's and cwtches

Holly

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Off to find the sleeper carriage

Filth!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Taking a dump

Logjam alert!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad..

Hey you know me, I’m a great back seat driver at any topic, skill or thing!!

Actually yeah fuck the refreshments, going to kick back and enjoy the journey.

Eat and drink and relax!

Good call..

Are we stopping anywhere?

Utopia!

All aboard for Utopia!

Is that the stop after Nirvana..?

You know it!"

Bliss..

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

"Lying on my couch listening to Stephen Fry reading me Harry Potter

Oooh I have those audio books for when I can’t sleep! I’m on the Deathly Hallows now - I’d never read the books previously.

I hadn’t listened to the audio books until about 2017, always sat and read the books. But they’re so relaxing

"
. Could you tell me how to get them please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in a car im in a car but im about to go see a customer

Toot toot!"
customer wasnt in so back in the car toooooot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cooking ramen for tonight's dinner...broth is simmering, pork belly is in t'oven and I'm sipping a vodka, lime and soda

(it's gone 6 here...don't judge me

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Just kicked someone out of a house i let out.... what a f*cking mess it is. Last time i have council tenants

Eeeek.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Wondering why I never did Latin at school

We had a choice between Latin and Spanish. Chose Latin but wanted to do both."

So learn it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Ben Shepherd on Tipping Point

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Because of the rain, i am making some fun food and goodies for myself and little miss. We are having an indoor picnic, with Dvd's and cwtches

Holly "

That sounds idyllic

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad..

Hey you know me, I’m a great back seat driver at any topic, skill or thing!!

Actually yeah fuck the refreshments, going to kick back and enjoy the journey.

Eat and drink and relax!

Good call..

Are we stopping anywhere?

Utopia!

All aboard for Utopia!

Is that the stop after Nirvana..?

You know it!

Bliss..

Left after ignorance

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Lying on my couch listening to Stephen Fry reading me Harry Potter

Oooh I have those audio books for when I can’t sleep! I’m on the Deathly Hallows now - I’d never read the books previously.

I hadn’t listened to the audio books until about 2017, always sat and read the books. But they’re so relaxing

. Could you tell me how to get them please x"

I purchased via my iPhone iBook app.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in the couch watching an episode of Dusk till Dawn but I would rather be having an indoor picnic with Holly and Little Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wondering why I never did Latin at school

We had a choice between Latin and Spanish. Chose Latin but wanted to do both.

So learn it now!"

I already have.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Im in a car im in a car but im about to go see a customer

Toot toot!customer wasnt in so back in the car toooooot

Not a toot-al disaster.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm cooking ramen for tonight's dinner...broth is simmering, pork belly is in t'oven and I'm sipping a vodka, lime and soda

(it's gone 6 here...don't judge me

Lush noms.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad..

Hey you know me, I’m a great back seat driver at any topic, skill or thing!!

Actually yeah fuck the refreshments, going to kick back and enjoy the journey.

Eat and drink and relax!

Good call..

Are we stopping anywhere?

Utopia!

All aboard for Utopia!

Is that the stop after Nirvana..?

You know it!

Bliss..

Left after ignorance

Best to avoid it..

Or push through to enlightenment

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Watching Ben Shepherd on Tipping Point

*fap*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Also on a train. This one's electric though so no Choo choo

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sat in the couch watching an episode of Dusk till Dawn but I would rather be having an indoor picnic with Holly and Little Miss

LJ"

Awwww.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Wondering why I never did Latin at school

We had a choice between Latin and Spanish. Chose Latin but wanted to do both.

So learn it now!

I already have."

Whoop!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just kicked someone out of a house i let out.... what a f*cking mess it is. Last time i have council tenants

Eeeek."

Exactly. Took 5 months to get her out... not payed rent for a total of 10 month.... its been hard!, 5 year old house i lived for a year in it was pristine... shes had it 3.5 year, its wrecked, staffy has chewed the skirting boards. Every rooms painted purple eeeeuuurgh. Chill time now... its over!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad..

Hey you know me, I’m a great back seat driver at any topic, skill or thing!!

Actually yeah fuck the refreshments, going to kick back and enjoy the journey.

Eat and drink and relax!

Good call..

Are we stopping anywhere?

Utopia!

All aboard for Utopia!

Is that the stop after Nirvana..?

You know it!

Bliss..

Left after ignorance

Best to avoid it..

Or push through to enlightenment "

Agreed.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Also on a train. This one's electric though so no Choo choo

Fill in your own choo choos!!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Just kicked someone out of a house i let out.... what a f*cking mess it is. Last time i have council tenants

Eeeek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful or you'll set _eeside fapping

I'm walking in the rain

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Is this like the time you were "masturbating"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cooking dinner

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

Are you driving it?

That would be far too dangerous!

But if not you, who is?

Trying to serve refreshments and was going to ask you to slow down a tad..

Hey you know me, I’m a great back seat driver at any topic, skill or thing!!

Actually yeah fuck the refreshments, going to kick back and enjoy the journey.

Eat and drink and relax!

Good call..

Are we stopping anywhere?

Utopia!

All aboard for Utopia!

Is that the stop after Nirvana..?

You know it!

Bliss..

Left after ignorance

Best to avoid it..

Or push through to enlightenment

Agreed.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Careful or you'll set _eeside fapping

I'm walking in the rain "

Try singing?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Is this like the time you were "masturbating"? "

No, I’m not in Waitrose.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m just getting into my car to drive home.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm cooking dinner "

What’s cooking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in my van, im in my van, brum brum, heading back to Manchester from coventry

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m just getting into my car to drive home. "

Vroom vroom! Make the noise Babs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Careful or you'll set _eeside fapping

I'm walking in the rain

Try singing?"

Last time I tried that the RSPCA appeared

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Im in my van, im in my van, brum brum, heading back to Manchester from coventry

This guy’s got it!!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Is this like the time you were "masturbating"?

No, I’m not in Waitrose.

Oh well in that case I'm sat on the lav.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Careful or you'll set _eeside fapping

I'm walking in the rain

Try singing?

Last time I tried that the RSPCA appeared

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Is this like the time you were "masturbating"?

No, I’m not in Waitrose.

Oh well in that case I'm sat on the lav."

Imagine having a sat lav that operates like a sat nav...

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

I'm on the loo, I'm on the loo, I'm on the loo!

Poo, poo!!

I'm on the loo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

"
where you heading

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

I'm on the loo, I'm on the loo, I'm on the loo!

Poo, poo!!

I'm on the loo

Yay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just kicked someone out of a house i let out.... what a f*cking mess it is. Last time i have council tenants

Eeeek.

This really hacks me off. I rent privately. I've lived here 4 years. I love our home. I look after it. I pay my rent, I've even fixed things they should have. Every 6 months they come to do an inspection. I'm made to feel like I'm on trial to see if I'm still allowed to live here.

I understand the reason they do it but annoys me others get left alone and look what happens.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

where you heading"

London baby!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Is this like the time you were "masturbating"?

No, I’m not in Waitrose.

Oh well in that case I'm sat on the lav.

Imagine having a sat lav that operates like a sat nav..."

You'd be up shits creek without a paddle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat in the couch watching an episode of Dusk till Dawn but I would rather be having an indoor picnic with Holly and Little Miss

LJ"

Awww

. Next week we'll get to do that, plus many more adventures together

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

where you heading

London baby! "

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Is this like the time you were "masturbating"?

No, I’m not in Waitrose.

Oh well in that case I'm sat on the lav.

Imagine having a sat lav that operates like a sat nav...

You'd be up shits creek without a paddle..."

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making dinner while listening to Andrea Bocelli fill the house with his beautiful voice.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Making dinner while listening to Andrea Bocelli fill the house with his beautiful voice.

What are you cooking him?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Is this like the time you were "masturbating"?

No, I’m not in Waitrose.

Oh well in that case I'm sat on the lav.

Imagine having a sat lav that operates like a sat nav...

You'd be up shits creek without a paddle...

Boom boom

I'm here all week. Much to the chagrin of many I suspect.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I’m

Going

Into

Tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking my wife and her bff tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to the recycling lorry as it jangles along the road, with bird song resounding through the air.

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By *ivek68Man
over a year ago

york

Sat on sofa with a nice cup of coffee. Watching tipping point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

You sound waaaay too excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making dinner while listening to Andrea Bocelli fill the house with his beautiful voice.

What are you cooking him?"

Cooking her roast chicken with an Italian twist. Roast peppers, tomatoes and Rosemary roast potatoes tossed in caramelised onions.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

You sound waaaay too excited

It’s the small things in life x

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Making dinner while listening to Andrea Bocelli fill the house with his beautiful voice.

What are you cooking him?

Cooking her roast chicken with an Italian twist. Roast peppers, tomatoes and Rosemary roast potatoes tossed in caramelised onions.

I meant Andrea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making dinner while listening to Andrea Bocelli fill the house with his beautiful voice.

What are you cooking him?

Cooking her roast chicken with an Italian twist. Roast peppers, tomatoes and Rosemary roast potatoes tossed in caramelised onions.

I meant Andrea!"

Ahhh I see.

I WISH!!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I’m on a train, on a train, I’m on a train!

Choo choo!!

I’m on a train!

What yer doin’?

But dus it realey go choo Choo ?

Or is,it Mor like honk honk ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a train too ??

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I was on a train too ??"
where did u go

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over a year ago

"Just kicked someone out of a house i let out.... what a f*cking mess it is. Last time i have council tenants

Eeeek.

I understand the reason they do it but annoys me others get left alone and look what happens. "

Im too trusting i left it too the council agents to manage they did jack all didnt even visit. Only reason i let it out was because i couldn't sell it and paying two mortgages is very hard as ive found. Im going to get a decorator in and the old neighbours daughter wants to buy it. Just glad its all over, theres even dog crap under one of the beds.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Choo choo

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I’m

Going

Into

Tunnel

Can I come in your tunnel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They see the reflection of fab in the window screen! Fade the brightness and as that nosey old lady looks mean x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunbathing in Spain...

How hot!"

It's hot but you're hotter.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Lying on my couch listening to Stephen Fry reading me Harry Potter"

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