FabSwingers.com forum: Forgetting the name of things

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I truly believe that baby brain is a legit thing. My memory is awful, I can’t remember the name of things, I can’t remember what I’m meant to be doing most of the time and I can barely bloody talk.

So; pregnancy related or not, have you got any funny stories?

I forgot what a freezer was and called it an ice freezer.

I also forgot that Calvin Harris and Andy Murray weren’t the same person. Heard Andy Murray was retiring and thought ‘ah well, at least he has DJing to fall back on’

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I'm always changing the names of things and you are also right as a freezer has ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby brain is for life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ffs I called the freezer an ice cupboard not an ice freezer

See what I bloody mean

I forgot what I forgot

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

It’ll get worse once baby arrives!! I currently have meno-brain which is nearly the same but you’re allowed alcohol.

If I can’t find anything it’s usually in the fridge

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not memory related but when I was pregnant I got a really really hairy back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not memory related but when I was pregnant I got a really really hairy back

My belly is hairier than it was before!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Ffs I called the freezer an ice cupboard not an ice freezer

See what I bloody mean

I forgot what I forgot "
Hahaha

, you make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs I called the freezer an ice cupboard not an ice freezer

See what I bloody mean

I forgot what I forgot

Hahaha

, you make me chuckle

Honestly there isn’t a day that goes by where I’m not getting pissed off at myself because of my memory

At work the kids had a right laugh because I kept retracing my steps trying to figure out what I had stood up to do. I remembered an hour later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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The brain is a weird fucked up thing. I'm a quizzer and know shitloads of facts and useless information, but I can walk out of a room and turn a light ON , and I often forgot the name of something or a random word mid- sentence

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

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Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ffs I called the freezer an ice cupboard not an ice freezer

See what I bloody mean

I forgot what I forgot

Hahaha

, you make me chuckle

Honestly there isn’t a day that goes by where I’m not getting pissed off at myself because of my memory

At work the kids had a right laugh because I kept retracing my steps trying to figure out what I had stood up to do. I remembered an hour later

"
Trust me , it's not just you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

My mum's had a head injury a several strokes. Luckily I know what flugeljuice is when I do her shopping.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

"
Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

You should try nomenclature aphasia..

Thats really fun when you cannot remember peoples names you see on a daily basis and have known for years..

And no babies are needed either..

Ironic really, i have no problems remembering what the condition is called..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

Haha! I wouldn't mind so much if I had that excuse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wny do you think I practically now have my own language?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

Haha! I wouldn't mind so much if I had that excuse!!

"
Haha . I honestly have the attention span of a tea towel

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Wny do you think I practically now have my own language?!

P"
Filders Meglasxuc Arfetulp . I get ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wny do you think I practically now have my own language?!

P Filders Meglasxuc Arfetulp . I get ya

Immensible!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Wny do you think I practically now have my own language?!

P Filders Meglasxuc Arfetulp . I get ya

Immensible!

P"
Tootenahny too you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m always losing the name of things or words, baby brain stays for years. Now i just say it’s senior moments x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fine during pregnancy. I had a quick brain with a very good memory up until my mid 30s, when I got ill.

It's been going downhill ever since, to the point I dropped my grandchildren to school one morning and didn't know where I was.

I describe objects when I can't remember what they are called.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was fine during pregnancy. I had a quick brain with a very good memory up until my mid 30s, when I got ill.

It's been going downhill ever since, to the point I dropped my grandchildren to school one morning and didn't know where I was.

I describe objects when I can't remember what they are called.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

Haha! I wouldn't mind so much if I had that excuse!!

Haha . I honestly have the attention span of a tea towel

Pahahaha!! You crack me up!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I was fine during pregnancy. I had a quick brain with a very good memory up until my mid 30s, when I got ill.

It's been going downhill ever since, to the point I dropped my grandchildren to school one morning and didn't know where I was.

I describe objects when I can't remember what they are called.

"
Haha I did this the other day about a Paving Slab , I had to call it a square concrete thingy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

Haha! I wouldn't mind so much if I had that excuse!!

Haha . I honestly have the attention span of a tea towel

Pahahaha!! You crack me up!! "
I'm a boring twat really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

Haha! I wouldn't mind so much if I had that excuse!!

Haha . I honestly have the attention span of a tea towel

Pahahaha!! You crack me up!! I'm a boring twat really

Do you want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, mister?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have short term memory damage after prescription drug withdrawal so if it's not written down I don't know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So; pregnancy related or not, have you got any funny stories?

The worst bit is yet to come!

The first three days of having a newborn were the hardest of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know lots of things, (I'm sure) but none of it ever appears in my brain when I want it too. Family/dogs/objects all just get called by whatever name my brain conjures up at that time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So; pregnancy related or not, have you got any funny stories?

The worst bit is yet to come!

The first three days of having a newborn were the hardest of my life. "

Can’t wait

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

Haha! I wouldn't mind so much if I had that excuse!!

Haha . I honestly have the attention span of a tea towel

Pahahaha!! You crack me up!! I'm a boring twat really

Do you want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, mister?! "
Any poke would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’ll get worse once baby arrives!! I currently have meno-brain which is nearly the same but you’re allowed alcohol.

If I can’t find anything it’s usually in the fridge

J x"

Lol I have Meno brain too it's bloody awful xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was fine during pregnancy. I had a quick brain with a very good memory up until my mid 30s, when I got ill.

It's been going downhill ever since, to the point I dropped my grandchildren to school one morning and didn't know where I was.

I describe objects when I can't remember what they are called.

Haha I did this the other day about a Paving Slab , I had to call it a square concrete thingy

Did you do the hand signs too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So; pregnancy related or not, have you got any funny stories?

The worst bit is yet to come!

The first three days of having a newborn were the hardest of my life.

Can’t wait

You'll be fine. Sleep when the baby sleeps is my motto.

Now it's sleep when the dogs sleep.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"I was fine during pregnancy. I had a quick brain with a very good memory up until my mid 30s, when I got ill.

It's been going downhill ever since, to the point I dropped my grandchildren to school one morning and didn't know where I was.

I describe objects when I can't remember what they are called.

Haha I did this the other day about a Paving Slab , I had to call it a square concrete thingy

Did you do the hand signs too?

"
Omg yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

Haha! I wouldn't mind so much if I had that excuse!!

Haha . I honestly have the attention span of a tea towel

Pahahaha!! You crack me up!! I'm a boring twat really

Do you want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, mister?! Any poke would be nice

Ya know where I am! Sharp stick at the ready!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

Haha! I wouldn't mind so much if I had that excuse!!

Haha . I honestly have the attention span of a tea towel

Pahahaha!! You crack me up!! I'm a boring twat really

Do you want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, mister?! Any poke would be nice

Ya know where I am! Sharp stick at the ready!

"
As long as it's not the shape of a strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Problem is that it continues even when the kids are growing. It's a lifelong condition I'm afraid!

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over a year ago

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

Haha! I wouldn't mind so much if I had that excuse!!

Haha . I honestly have the attention span of a tea towel

Pahahaha!! You crack me up!! I'm a boring twat really

Do you want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, mister?! Any poke would be nice

Ya know where I am! Sharp stick at the ready!

As long as it's not the shape of a strap on

Lmfao!! No!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

Haha! I wouldn't mind so much if I had that excuse!!

Haha . I honestly have the attention span of a tea towel

Pahahaha!! You crack me up!! I'm a boring twat really

Do you want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, mister?! Any poke would be nice

Ya know where I am! Sharp stick at the ready!

As long as it's not the shape of a strap on

Lmfao!! No!

"
Then poke away dear lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

Haha! I wouldn't mind so much if I had that excuse!!

Haha . I honestly have the attention span of a tea towel

Pahahaha!! You crack me up!! I'm a boring twat really

Do you want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, mister?! Any poke would be nice

Ya know where I am! Sharp stick at the ready!

As long as it's not the shape of a strap on

Lmfao!! No!

Then poke away dear lady

What time ya comin over?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I loose the names for things alot, usually mid sentence, it freaks my son out because he knows what I am on about anyway

Haha we posted the same shit at the same time virtually

Haha ya doughnut.. I also have a quizzers brain and know and can recall things n have no idea why I know them but everyday shite often escapes me

Exactly the same here , I dont think my years of fucking myself up in my yoof helped either tbh

Haha! I wouldn't mind so much if I had that excuse!!

Haha . I honestly have the attention span of a tea towel

Pahahaha!! You crack me up!! I'm a boring twat really

Do you want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, mister?! Any poke would be nice

Ya know where I am! Sharp stick at the ready!

As long as it's not the shape of a strap on

Lmfao!! No!

Then poke away dear lady

What time ya comin over?!

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