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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90% of the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "

ALL your money less £1.50?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smart arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smart arses

They would smart if you spank them hard enough...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "

Your continued support and good conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a Curly Wurly and a pack of midget gems please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a new bum please Rubi

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

Your continued support and good conversation"
that was cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a Curly Wurly and a pack of midget gems please?"

You can have a multipack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a nice little villa in Turkey with enough room to adopt a couple of doggos please Rubes?

Guest bedroom is yours

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

Your continued support and good conversation that was cute

*bows*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a new bum please Rubi

Any particular style? I can see you rocking one of those big bootys made for twerking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.

There are no leagues

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a nice little villa in Turkey with enough room to adopt a couple of doggos please Rubes?

Guest bedroom is yours

You can have a resort. It'll be for swingers and we'll all get all over tans.

(I say we, I'm Scottish, I'll be the beetroot coloured girl sat sweating in the corner.)

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

A 1 week main line steam rail tour / holiday wood be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a nice little villa in Turkey with enough room to adopt a couple of doggos please Rubes?

Guest bedroom is yours

You can have a resort. It'll be for swingers and we'll all get all over tans.

(I say we, I'm Scottish, I'll be the beetroot coloured girl sat sweating in the corner.)"

Evening better! We'll build you a posh shadey sunbed and you can frollick with the puppers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A 1 week main line steam rail tour / holiday wood be nice

Ok but you have to post photos for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your winning lottery ticket and I promise to return it after I have done with it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a nice little villa in Turkey with enough room to adopt a couple of doggos please Rubes?

Guest bedroom is yours

You can have a resort. It'll be for swingers and we'll all get all over tans.

(I say we, I'm Scottish, I'll be the beetroot coloured girl sat sweating in the corner.)

Evening better! We'll build you a posh shadey sunbed and you can frollick with the puppers

Perfect!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"A 1 week main line steam rail tour / holiday wood be nice

Ok but you have to post photos for us

Deal

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.

There are no leagues

What about the human league?

Don’t you want me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a new bum please Rubi

Any particular style? I can see you rocking one of those big bootys made for twerking

Yes please, one of them will do just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please buy the poster below me some flowers or chocolates of there choice Rubi xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have your winning lottery ticket and I promise to return it after I have done with it!

LJ"

You're naughty! You're getting a lump of coal like the naughty boys get at Christmas!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A ticket to Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please buy the poster below me some flowers or chocolates of there choice Rubi xx"

How lovely!

My favourites are tulips and galaxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "

Can I just have the smacked bum

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A ticket to Edinburgh

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please

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "

You are such a generous person, it would be lovely if you would buy me a pint so I can help you celebrate your good fortune xx

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please buy the poster below me some flowers or chocolates of there choice Rubi xx

How lovely!

My favourites are tulips and galaxy

Bollocks! Too slow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your winning lottery ticket and I promise to return it after I have done with it!

You're naughty! You're getting a lump of coal like the naughty boys get at Christmas! "

I will add it to my pile....if only i had a coal fire!!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Could I have a nice little villa in Turkey with enough room to adopt a couple of doggos please Rubes?

Guest bedroom is yours

You can have a resort. It'll be for swingers and we'll all get all over tans.

(I say we, I'm Scottish, I'll be the beetroot coloured girl sat sweating in the corner.)

Evening better! We'll build you a posh shadey sunbed and you can frollick with the puppers

Perfect! "

I want to.play with your puppies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.

There are no leagues

What about the human league?

Don’t you want me

I think it's time I live my life on my own,

I guess it's just what I must do

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "

Would you pay to name a star after my daughter please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a nice little villa in Turkey with enough room to adopt a couple of doggos please Rubes?

Guest bedroom is yours

You can have a resort. It'll be for swingers and we'll all get all over tans.

(I say we, I'm Scottish, I'll be the beetroot coloured girl sat sweating in the corner.)

Evening better! We'll build you a posh shadey sunbed and you can frollick with the puppers

Perfect!

I want to.play with your puppies

They'd like that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you please buy the poster below me some flowers or chocolates of there choice Rubi xx"

It was me

Instead I'm going to donate money to charity in your name x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A ticket to Edinburgh

What will you do when you get there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please buy the poster below me some flowers or chocolates of there choice Rubi xx

It was me

Instead I'm going to donate money to charity in your name x"

Thanks Rubi xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

Can I just have the smacked bum

Bend over

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A ticket to Edinburgh

What will you do when you get there? "
Costas with you and comedy festival for a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

You are such a generous person, it would be lovely if you would buy me a pint so I can help you celebrate your good fortune xx

Cal"

Screw the pint lets have a night out! We're not going home until we are so d*unk we don't know our names!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

Would you pay to name a star after my daughter please."

I will and I'll buy her a telescope to see it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A ticket to Edinburgh

What will you do when you get there? Costas with you and comedy festival for a week"

Stay for the whole month, there's so much going on you won't get bored!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.

There are no leagues

What about the human league?

Don’t you want me

I think it's time I live my life on my own,

I guess it's just what I must do

Will you buy me a cocktail and bring it over please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.

There are no leagues

What about the human league?

Don’t you want me

I think it's time I live my life on my own,

I guess it's just what I must do

Will you buy me a cocktail and bring it over please.

I'm not a waitress anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.

There are no leagues

What about the human league?

Don’t you want me

I think it's time I live my life on my own,

I guess it's just what I must do

Will you buy me a cocktail and bring it over please.

I'm not a waitress anymore! "

You were when I met you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

Can I just have the smacked bum

Bend over

Thanks, most enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.

There are no leagues

What about the human league?

Don’t you want me

I think it's time I live my life on my own,

I guess it's just what I must do

Will you buy me a cocktail and bring it over please.

I'm not a waitress anymore!

You were when I met you. "

That much is true,

But even then, I knew I'd find a much better place

Either with or without you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have you. You can keep giving your money away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have you. You can keep giving your money away."

Would you like me gift wrapped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wander into social bite and pay for lunch for someone homeless Rubi....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wander into social bite and pay for lunch for someone homeless Rubi....

I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a first edition copy of The Hobbit please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a first edition copy of The Hobbit please."

Of course. I'll deliver it myself. Put the kettle on!

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "

two tickets for the champions league final in the Liverpool end please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

two tickets for the champions league final in the Liverpool end please...

Who are you taking with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a first edition copy of The Hobbit please.

Of course. I'll deliver it myself. Put the kettle on! "

You are good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing i already have all i need

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By *renchadventureCouple
over a year ago

France Bergerac

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "

Cover the cost of a pool house extension and hot tub for said extension? Pretty please?

you can use it whenever our in france

we will throw in free accommodation

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A ticket to Edinburgh

What will you do when you get there? Costas with you and comedy festival for a week

Stay for the whole month, there's so much going on you won't get bored! "
I'd love to

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

two tickets for the champions league final in the Liverpool end please...

Who are you taking with you? "

my 9yd old son

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a first edition copy of The Hobbit please.

Of course. I'll deliver it myself. Put the kettle on!

You are good to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing i already have all i need"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

Cover the cost of a pool house extension and hot tub for said extension? Pretty please?

you can use it whenever our in france

we will throw in free accommodation

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

two tickets for the champions league final in the Liverpool end please...

Who are you taking with you?

my 9yd old son"

I'll get him a kit with his name on too

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By *renchadventureCouple
over a year ago

France Bergerac

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

Cover the cost of a pool house extension and hot tub for said extension? Pretty please?

you can use it whenever our in france

we will throw in free accommodation

Deal!

awesome, we will get some devis in

if we are lucky could be done for the summer

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

two tickets for the champions league final in the Liverpool end please...

Who are you taking with you?

my 9yd old son

I'll get him a kit with his name on too

got that already... thanks

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

I'll have a 1 way ticket to you, so I can join in the drinking

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We wouldn't ask you for anything Rubi only you be careful and have fun

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

I want a Cornetto, please!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

I'd like a holiday to Tokyo please

I havent been on holiday for almost 9 years

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm going to ask for something different can you just hire a big venue and invite everyone from fab put a bus on for those that don't have transport and make sure there's a bar and hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing i already have all i need

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hahahaha

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

When you say "won the lottery", £10 or £10,000,000?

I can then tailor my request to suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could I get a bag of pick n mix from wilkos. Obviously when school holibobs are on because there cheaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have you. You can keep giving your money away.

Would you like me gift wrapped? "

I'd share you around too. Would be remise of me not too after all your generosity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy your money honey!

I does not always bring you happiness though but in saying that your better of miserable with money than miserable without it. Good luck....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a 1 way ticket to you, so I can join in the drinking"

I'll get the whiskies in!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My I please have a pair of iron fist shoes.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

A lovely big bunch of peonies sent to my work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won on the Euro Millions last night.

A whopping £2.80

I can guarantee that the money won't change me one bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you buy me a car please so I can go and see my mum and dad please? Only a cheap little thing, as long as it’s got wheels and won’t break down lol xx

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d like some lovely scented candles. They’re good for the soul.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We wouldn't ask you for anything Rubi only you be careful and have fun

Join me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want a Cornetto, please!"

Just one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a holiday to Tokyo please

I havent been on holiday for almost 9 years

Can I come? I'd love to see Tokyo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to ask for something different can you just hire a big venue and invite everyone from fab put a bus on for those that don't have transport and make sure there's a bar and hot tub

Eileen is getting a resort in turkey! Shall we have it there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "won the lottery", £10 or £10,000,000?

I can then tailor my request to suit

Billions!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please could I get a bag of pick n mix from wilkos. Obviously when school holibobs are on because there cheaper

I was gonna say, it's lucky I won the lottery!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enjoy your money honey!

I does not always bring you happiness though but in saying that your better of miserable with money than miserable without it. Good luck...."

I'm happy anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like a battle tank, a flame thrower & rpg launcher please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My I please have a pair of iron fist shoes.

You can have 5. You'll never be able to pick just one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lovely big bunch of peonies sent to my work."

Done. And a handsome delivery man too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won on the Euro Millions last night.

A whopping £2.80

I can guarantee that the money won't change me one bit"

What are you going to spend it on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "

A house in a forest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you buy me a car please so I can go and see my mum and dad please? Only a cheap little thing, as long as it’s got wheels and won’t break down lol xx"

A car and an AA membership just in case!

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

I will have a hot tube please and your welcome to join me I'd love to see you all wet

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

A big tub of sweet peanuts pretty please

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Hmm so 200000 on fab that about £200 each so for that I ask for a nice lovehoney voucher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill ask for your company that's the best thing anyone could give

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over a year ago

"I won on the Euro Millions last night.

A whopping £2.80

I can guarantee that the money won't change me one bit

What are you going to spend it on? "

Don't know yet. Don't want to blow it all at once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like some lovely scented candles. They’re good for the soul."

I'll get you some pretty holders for them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you buy me a car please so I can go and see my mum and dad please? Only a cheap little thing, as long as it’s got wheels and won’t break down lol xx

A car and an AA membership just in case! "

Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id like a battle tank, a flame thrower & rpg launcher please"

I don't think I can approve this request

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

New lingerie. Losing weight is a pain in the arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

A house in a forest."

Any particular forest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have a hot tube please and your welcome to join me I'd love to see you all wet

Make me wet then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big tub of sweet peanuts pretty please

Go nuts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm so 200000 on fab that about £200 each so for that I ask for a nice lovehoney voucher

Only if you show me what you buy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ill ask for your company that's the best thing anyone could give"

I don't know if I can afford that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New lingerie. Losing weight is a pain in the arse

It's always the boobs that go first!!

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

"I will have a hot tube please and your welcome to join me I'd love to see you all wet

Make me wet then

I'd love too

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"We wouldn't ask you for anything Rubi only you be careful and have fun

Join me?

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would love to

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"New lingerie. Losing weight is a pain in the arse

It's always the boobs that go first!! "

The boobs are OK, actually. Just nothing fits right.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "

Just an invite on your massive boat that we can sail away on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ll buy you a drink to celebrate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

Just an invite on your massive boat that we can sail away on

You just want to hear my I like big boats rap again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’ll buy you a drink to celebrate

Thank you!

A glass of Dom Perignon please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ll buy you a drink to celebrate

Thank you!

A glass of Dom Perignon please x"

...

They’re all outta that unfortunately so I got ya half a Guinness & black x

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"We’ll buy you a drink to celebrate

Thank you!

A glass of Dom Perignon please x

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They’re all outta that unfortunately so I got ya half a Guinness & black x"

Hahaha cheeeaaap like your style chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ll buy you a drink to celebrate

Thank you!

A glass of Dom Perignon please x

...

They’re all outta that unfortunately so I got ya half a Guinness & black x

Hahaha cheeeaaap like your style chap"

It’s the thought that counts

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Can I have a new car....mines a bit frilly now

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Can I have a new car....mines a bit frilly now

Please X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey if you've won a substantial sum of money? Why the fuck you on here get yourself out shopping or to the airport....geeeze talk about wasting time....

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.

What would you like?

The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.

Just an invite on your massive boat that we can sail away on

You just want to hear my I like big boats rap again! "

It did make me chuckle

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

"Hmm so 200000 on fab that about £200 each so for that I ask for a nice lovehoney voucher

Only if you show me what you buy

Deal we even show you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id like a battle tank, a flame thrower & rpg launcher please

I don't think I can approve this request

Hmmm ok a pack of hobnobs please

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over a year ago

"We’ll buy you a drink to celebrate

Thank you!

A glass of Dom Perignon please x

...

They’re all outta that unfortunately so I got ya half a Guinness & black x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a new car....mines a bit frilly now

Please X "
of course. Do you have a model in mind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey if you've won a substantial sum of money? Why the fuck you on here get yourself out shopping or to the airport....geeeze talk about wasting time...."

My minions are doing the shopping. I'm fabbing from my private jet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id like a battle tank, a flame thrower & rpg launcher please

I don't think I can approve this request

Hmmm ok a pack of hobnobs please

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I'd like a holiday to Tokyo please

I havent been on holiday for almost 9 years

Can I come? I'd love to see Tokyo! "

Aren't you meant to be paying, of course you can come lol

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