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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten? It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom " Think his profile tells them enough lol | |||
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten? It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom Think his profile tells them enough lol" , I've just read it now. No wonder they're not replying, they've already been overcome with desire and are probably baying for tongue at his door as we type...maybe they've even broken in and he hasn't been able to come up for air since ....for God sake ladies, no matter how devine his rare talent is he's still just a mortal...he needs air...he can not breath through his ears....save him, save him...knowledge like that can't be hinted at and then not shared...we can't have a glimpse of the light like this only for the chosen one to expire and mankind once again be banished into another millennium of cunnilingus dark ages | |||
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten? It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom Think his profile tells them enough lol , I've just read it now. No wonder they're not replying, they've already been overcome with desire and are probably baying for tongue at his door as we type...maybe they've even broken in and he hasn't been able to come up for air since ....for God sake ladies, no matter how devine his rare talent is he's still just a mortal...he needs air...he can not breath through his ears....save him, save him...knowledge like that can't be hinted at and then not shared...we can't have a glimpse of the light like this only for the chosen one to expire and mankind once again be banished into another millennium of cunnilingus dark ages " Hahaha this legit made me laugh out loud | |||
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"[Removes cake from poster at 08/05/19 06:08:08] " I need cake.... cake needs eaten. All I could think that was the OP with fluffy hairy bits and scratch marks from trying to eat a pussy. RPSCA to the rescue | |||
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten? It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom " love it, so funny | |||
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten? It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom Think his profile tells them enough lol , I've just read it now. No wonder they're not replying, they've already been overcome with desire and are probably baying for tongue at his door as we type...maybe they've even broken in and he hasn't been able to come up for air since ....for God sake ladies, no matter how devine his rare talent is he's still just a mortal...he needs air...he can not breath through his ears....save him, save him...knowledge like that can't be hinted at and then not shared...we can't have a glimpse of the light like this only for the chosen one to expire and mankind once again be banished into another millennium of cunnilingus dark ages Hahaha this legit made me laugh out loud" | |||
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten? It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom " | |||
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" " Praise be, you have survived OP . How did you escape ? Are you safe ? You must need medical attention ?...I'm sorry about the questions, no need to tax yourself with answers right now. What's important is that the light of your oral enlightenment still shines. You must feel like your jaw has been replaced with that of the hippo's from a Hungry Hungry Hippo boardgame that has been played nonstop for a month . You poor poor man, what have they done to you ? I can't but think of the state they have left you in...all I can picture in my minds eye is the open-mouthed shocked expression of a traumatised inflatable sex doll....none of that matters now, what matters is they've unvaginalled you and you can get to a male dentist, with a male dental nurse and male receptionist for treatment before those jaw muscles contract permanently and you get some attention on your poor tongue which undoubtedly looks like that of the guy's off the PlusNet ad....you've done us proud ! I hope those women that used your poor moisture wrinkled face all night like a floor buffer are ashamed of themselves today ...and I hope the sound of you poor muffled protestations of no no no in the early hours ring in their ears for the rest of their lives.... 'nawg nawg nawg' means no ! Pack of cunniligaholic | |||
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" Praise be, you have survived OP . How did you escape ? Are you safe ? You must need medical attention ?...I'm sorry about the questions, no need to tax yourself with answers right now. What's important is that the light of your oral enlightenment still shines. You must feel like your jaw has been replaced with that of the hippo's from a Hungry Hungry Hippo boardgame that has been played nonstop for a month . You poor poor man, what have they done to you ? I can't but think of the state they have left you in...all I can picture in my minds eye is the open-mouthed shocked expression of a traumatised inflatable sex doll....none of that matters now, what matters is they've unvaginalled you and you can get to a male dentist, with a male dental nurse and male receptionist for treatment before those jaw muscles contract permanently and you get some attention on your poor tongue which undoubtedly looks like that of the guy's off the PlusNet ad....you've done us proud ! I hope those women that used your poor moisture wrinkled face all night like a floor buffer are ashamed of themselves today ...and I hope the sound of you poor muffled protestations of no no no in the early hours ring in their ears for the rest of their lives.... 'nawg nawg nawg' means no ! Pack of cunniligaholic " Is your dealer doing a bogof sale today ?? | |||
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" Praise be, you have survived OP . How did you escape ? Are you safe ? You must need medical attention ?...I'm sorry about the questions, no need to tax yourself with answers right now. What's important is that the light of your oral enlightenment still shines. You must feel like your jaw has been replaced with that of the hippo's from a Hungry Hungry Hippo boardgame that has been played nonstop for a month . You poor poor man, what have they done to you ? I can't but think of the state they have left you in...all I can picture in my minds eye is the open-mouthed shocked expression of a traumatised inflatable sex doll....none of that matters now, what matters is they've unvaginalled you and you can get to a male dentist, with a male dental nurse and male receptionist for treatment before those jaw muscles contract permanently and you get some attention on your poor tongue which undoubtedly looks like that of the guy's off the PlusNet ad....you've done us proud ! I hope those women that used your poor moisture wrinkled face all night like a floor buffer are ashamed of themselves today ...and I hope the sound of you poor muffled protestations of no no no in the early hours ring in their ears for the rest of their lives.... 'nawg nawg nawg' means no ! Pack of cunniligaholic " Haha. This is quite the short epic | |||
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" Praise be, you have survived OP . How did you escape ? Are you safe ? You must need medical attention ?...I'm sorry about the questions, no need to tax yourself with answers right now. What's important is that the light of your oral enlightenment still shines. You must feel like your jaw has been replaced with that of the hippo's from a Hungry Hungry Hippo boardgame that has been played nonstop for a month . You poor poor man, what have they done to you ? I can't but think of the state they have left you in...all I can picture in my minds eye is the open-mouthed shocked expression of a traumatised inflatable sex doll....none of that matters now, what matters is they've unvaginalled you and you can get to a male dentist, with a male dental nurse and male receptionist for treatment before those jaw muscles contract permanently and you get some attention on your poor tongue which undoubtedly looks like that of the guy's off the PlusNet ad....you've done us proud ! I hope those women that used your poor moisture wrinkled face all night like a floor buffer are ashamed of themselves today ...and I hope the sound of you poor muffled protestations of no no no in the early hours ring in their ears for the rest of their lives.... 'nawg nawg nawg' means no ! Pack of cunniligaholic Is your dealer doing a bogof sale today ?? " Loooool | |||
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"I like when they use teeth. " See people, how hard is it to answer??? If you didnt like the question you didnt have to answer, simple. | |||
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten? It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom Think his profile tells them enough lol , I've just read it now. No wonder they're not replying, they've already been overcome with desire and are probably baying for tongue at his door as we type...maybe they've even broken in and he hasn't been able to come up for air since ....for God sake ladies, no matter how devine his rare talent is he's still just a mortal...he needs air...he can not breath through his ears....save him, save him...knowledge like that can't be hinted at and then not shared...we can't have a glimpse of the light like this only for the chosen one to expire and mankind once again be banished into another millennium of cunnilingus dark ages " Someones just looking for attention with essays lol Write a book about it, stop loitering here. | |||
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"It should always be eaten with fresh honey in my experience. " Sweet on sweet | |||
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"I like when they use teeth. See people, how hard is it to answer??? If you didnt like the question you didnt have to answer, simple." I was joking. | |||
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"I don't want to be eaten. If you're chewing and swallowing then something has gone wrong. " Somethings gone wrong with your imagination. | |||
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"I like when they use teeth. See people, how hard is it to answer??? If you didnt like the question you didnt have to answer, simple. I was joking. " wicked joke | |||
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"I like when they use teeth. See people, how hard is it to answer??? If you didnt like the question you didnt have to answer, simple. I was joking. wicked joke" I know, I thought so myself. | |||
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"I like when they use teeth. See people, how hard is it to answer??? If you didnt like the question you didnt have to answer, simple. I was joking. wicked joke I know, I thought so myself. " Aww well done | |||
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"I like when they use teeth. See people, how hard is it to answer??? If you didnt like the question you didnt have to answer, simple. I was joking. wicked joke I know, I thought so myself. Aww well done" Why thank you! | |||
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"Slowly with finger action" Slow circular motions on the clit? | |||
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"I like when they use teeth. See people, how hard is it to answer??? If you didnt like the question you didnt have to answer, simple. I was joking. wicked joke I know, I thought so myself. Aww well done Why thank you!" You're welcome! | |||
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"Slowly with finger action" I like to feel a finger or 2 inside me at the same time as having my clit licked sucked even and then teased as it's at it's most exposed. Wet fingers stroking teasing the whole shabang really. | |||
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten? It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom Think his profile tells them enough lol , I've just read it now. No wonder they're not replying, they've already been overcome with desire and are probably baying for tongue at his door as we type...maybe they've even broken in and he hasn't been able to come up for air since ....for God sake ladies, no matter how devine his rare talent is he's still just a mortal...he needs air...he can not breath through his ears....save him, save him...knowledge like that can't be hinted at and then not shared...we can't have a glimpse of the light like this only for the chosen one to expire and mankind once again be banished into another millennium of cunnilingus dark ages Someones just looking for attention with essays lol Write a book about it, stop loitering here." Ah Nerdytongue, I thought your post ( and profile for that matter ) was lighthearted. No offense intended, my sincere apology for posting flippantly on what I realise now is a deadly serious subject. Having read your profile again I see you are actually earnest about you being an oral sex master practitioner. I'm very very humbled and impressed. Again I can only apologise for thinking your tongue was firmly planted in your own cheek | |||
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"Us single men have no chance with OP's like that " Did you ever have a chance in the first place | |||
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"Not at all. Keep well away from my cats. " Umm random | |||
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"I wish more men would take giving oral to a woman seriously. " A healthy person will produce healthy cum which is healthy for you to eat lol people just don't realise | |||
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"I wish more men would take giving oral to a woman seriously. " I take it very seriously if your legs arnt trembling I won't be satisfied | |||
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