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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or Pikelet?

I do like a hot buttered pikelet.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I like them both. Pikelets, being thinner, lead to wanting another one.

I had two crumpets today. Both buttered, one with Marmite. Yum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like them both. Pikelets, being thinner, lead to wanting another one.

I had two crumpets today. Both buttered, one with Marmite. Yum.

"

I find crumpets dont cook in the middle properly, if you give em a few more minutes the outside just burns.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I cooked 8 in the oven as I couldn't be bothered to do the toaster 4 times... The results were disappointing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I cooked 8 in the oven as I couldn't be bothered to do the toaster 4 times... The results were disappointing "

The grill works better than the oven, but you've got to judge the distance and time just right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cooked 8 in the oven as I couldn't be bothered to do the toaster 4 times... The results were disappointing

The grill works better than the oven, but you've got to judge the distance and time just right.

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Helps if you spread a shit ton of butter on or some cream cheese.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Isn't it a bit late in the year for crumpets..I associate crumpets with winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was gonna be a dedication to G-Crumps.

I find crumpets can be somewhat chewy and underdone, I then find them too hard and tooth-breaky. I've not mastered the optimum toasting levels.

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't it a bit late in the year for crumpets..I associate crumpets with winter"

Nah it's only 11:00.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Isn't it a bit late in the year for crumpets..I associate crumpets with winter"

We've just had the coldest May Day Bank Holiday ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What on earth is a pikelet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What on earth is a pikelet? "

It's like half a crumpet. It's much thinner.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Thought this was gonna be a dedication to G-Crumps.

I find crumpets can be somewhat chewy and underdone, I then find them too hard and tooth-breaky. I've not mastered the optimum toasting levels.

P"

Me either. They already look cooked when you buy them, sneaky feckers

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What on earth is a pikelet? "

A flatter, slightly misshapen crumpet.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I cooked 8 in the oven as I couldn't be bothered to do the toaster 4 times... The results were disappointing

The grill works better than the oven, but you've got to judge the distance and time just right.

"

If only I had a grill. I want 8 crumpets now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it a bit late in the year for crumpets..I associate crumpets with winter

We've just had the coldest May Day Bank Holiday ever.

"

Ever ever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was gonna be a dedication to G-Crumps.

I find crumpets can be somewhat chewy and underdone, I then find them too hard and tooth-breaky. I've not mastered the optimum toasting levels.

P

Me either. They already look cooked when you buy them, sneaky feckers"

Exactly! I'm thinking this pikelet thing may be the way forward rather than the tricksy crumpet with it's cloak of "eat me, I look done" when the cunting thing is soggy inside

P

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Isn't it a bit late in the year for crumpets..I associate crumpets with winter

We've just had the coldest May Day Bank Holiday ever.

Ever ever?"

Since they have been recording such things. Last year was the hottest in 40+ years, this year the coldest since records began.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was gonna be a dedication to G-Crumps.

I find crumpets can be somewhat chewy and underdone, I then find them too hard and tooth-breaky. I've not mastered the optimum toasting levels.

P

Me either. They already look cooked when you buy them, sneaky feckers

Exactly! I'm thinking this pikelet thing may be the way forward rather than the tricksy crumpet with it's cloak of "eat me, I look done" when the cunting thing is soggy inside

P"

Crumpets are always one and a half dip on my toaster. Dont forget and make it a two dip or it will burn . Impatience after one dip will be cold middles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was gonna be a dedication to G-Crumps.

I find crumpets can be somewhat chewy and underdone, I then find them too hard and tooth-breaky. I've not mastered the optimum toasting levels.

P

Me either. They already look cooked when you buy them, sneaky feckers

Exactly! I'm thinking this pikelet thing may be the way forward rather than the tricksy crumpet with it's cloak of "eat me, I look done" when the cunting thing is soggy inside

P

Crumpets are always one and a half dip on my toaster. Dont forget and make it a two dip or it will burn . Impatience after one dip will be cold middles "

Ahhh, but what's the dippy digit on your toaster set at? This is vital information in the education of Crumpeteers.

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm glad I didn't bring Muffins into the equation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was gonna be a dedication to G-Crumps.

I find crumpets can be somewhat chewy and underdone, I then find them too hard and tooth-breaky. I've not mastered the optimum toasting levels.

P

Me either. They already look cooked when you buy them, sneaky feckers

Exactly! I'm thinking this pikelet thing may be the way forward rather than the tricksy crumpet with it's cloak of "eat me, I look done" when the cunting thing is soggy inside

P

Crumpets are always one and a half dip on my toaster. Dont forget and make it a two dip or it will burn . Impatience after one dip will be cold middles

Ahhh, but what's the dippy digit on your toaster set at? This is vital information in the education of Crumpeteers.

P"

Oh umm Im going to go for a 5. Its a bit of a crap toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm glad I didn't bring Muffins into the equation."

Does this mean you're not the muffin man, and you don't live on Drury Lane?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"What on earth is a pikelet? "

We Scots call them Crumpets, but Pikelets are the English definition, albeit thinner in structure too.

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