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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are looking for some lovely men and ladies to teach us paddle boarding

Who can help

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Is that like kiaking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that like kiaking?"

Stand up paddle boarding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't imagine you'll have much trouble finding someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't imagine you'll have much trouble finding someone

Are you offering to help us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have to wear wet suits?

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I can very capably demonstrate how to fall off one repeatedly, I was rubbish when I did it on holiday

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

If only one could plug themselves into the matrix so one could learn in seconds...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do we have to wear wet suits? "

We can be naked if you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do we have to wear wet suits? "

You comment too Rubi, it’s for both of us

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Do we have to wear wet suits? "

no think she meaning NAKED paddleboarding!!!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I saw this recently in Gib. It was a lovely calm day and looked strangely relaxing.

Bet it does wonders for the core.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have to wear wet suits?

We can be naked if you like

Naked works for me!

Can we have an open invite? Everyone is welcome at our watersports party! (Unless they think it's the other type of watetsports and start peeing on us. That's not cool.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine you'll have much trouble finding someone

Are you offering to help us

Unfortunately I have never tried it, so I wouldn't be any help to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can very capably demonstrate how to fall off one repeatedly, I was rubbish when I did it on holiday"

You can help then

I like falling off things

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Do we have to wear wet suits?

We can be naked if you like

Naked works for me!

Can we have an open invite? Everyone is welcome at our watersports party! (Unless they think it's the other type of watetsports and start peeing on us. That's not cool.)"

When and where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can."

Hello Ghengis

..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do we have to wear wet suits?

We can be naked if you like

Naked works for me!

Can we have an open invite? Everyone is welcome at our watersports party! (Unless they think it's the other type of watetsports and start peeing on us. That's not cool.)"

Yes, fabulous idea...open invite to all, the more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Last time I went kayaking I lost both contact lenses when I capsized and had to be escorted to shore as without them I can't tell which way is land and which is sea lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't imagine you'll have much trouble finding someone

Are you offering to help us

Unfortunately I have never tried it, so I wouldn't be any help to you "

Just come to the water sports party

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"I can.

Hello Ghengis

..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate water i scared i gonna drown!!! even though i can swim lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can teach you water boarding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I help you out of your wetsuits after?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can.

Hello Ghengis

..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate water i scared i gonna drown!!! even though i can swim lol

Ghengis will be there to look after you, now take deep breaths

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Party

YES...PaRTY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last time I went kayaking I lost both contact lenses when I capsized and had to be escorted to shore as without them I can't tell which way is land and which is sea lol"

Lol....you’ll be just fine, I can swim very well with armbands

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"I can very capably demonstrate how to fall off one repeatedly, I was rubbish when I did it on holiday

You can help then

I like falling off things

Maybe we can learn together? Teamwork makes the dream work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can teach you water boarding

Hello stranger

...have you armbands and rubber rings you can bring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time I went kayaking I lost both contact lenses when I capsized and had to be escorted to shore as without them I can't tell which way is land and which is sea lol

Lol....you’ll be just fine, I can swim very well with armbands

Do we need armbands, we have our own in built floatation aids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can help!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"I can.

Hello Ghengis

..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate water i scared i gonna drown!!! even though i can swim lol

Ghengis will be there to look after you, now take deep breaths

noooo i only got icckle breaths!!!! as you can see lol

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"Are looking for some lovely men and ladies to teach us paddle boarding

Who can help

I can help rubi can pick me up on her way down to exeter maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can.

Hello Ghengis

..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party

Ummmmmm

Can we rephrase or I'm running a mile!

I can teach you swimming (county level), wakeboarding, waterskiing, wakeboarding, mono-skiing, kneeboarding and paddleboarding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can.

Hello Ghengis

..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate water i scared i gonna drown!!! even though i can swim lol

Ghengis will be there to look after you, now take deep breaths

noooo i only got icckle breaths!!!! as you can see lol

I'll look after you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can teach you water boarding

Hello stranger

...have you armbands and rubber rings you can bring

I'm back and yes I'll bring some noodles too

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"I can.

Hello Ghengis

..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate water i scared i gonna drown!!! even though i can swim lol

Ghengis will be there to look after you, now take deep breaths

noooo i only got icckle breaths!!!! as you can see lol

I'll look after you. "

hmmmmm i know your kind of looking after!!!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can teach water boarding if you like

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I paddleboard & kayak

Feel free to pop down to Brighton anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can teach water boarding if you like

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damn knew that would be taken grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can teach you water boarding

Hello stranger

...have you armbands and rubber rings you can bring

I'm back and yes I'll bring some noodles too "

I got exciting then I realised you didn't mean the ones you can eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can.

Hello Ghengis

..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate water i scared i gonna drown!!! even though i can swim lol

Ghengis will be there to look after you, now take deep breaths

noooo i only got icckle breaths!!!! as you can see lol

I'll look after you.

hmmmmm i know your kind of looking after!!!!!!! lol

I dunno.. you try to help someone with water sports.. next thing you're branded a perv

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

We can both teach you kayaking and have wet and dry suits.

Paddle boarding I've not mastered standing up yet.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"I can.

Hello Ghengis

..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate water i scared i gonna drown!!! even though i can swim lol

Ghengis will be there to look after you, now take deep breaths

noooo i only got icckle breaths!!!! as you can see lol

I'll look after you.

hmmmmm i know your kind of looking after!!!!!!! lol

I dunno.. you try to help someone with water sports.. next thing you're branded a perv

as my old headmaster used to tell us "if the cap fits" lol, us girls did try and point out we wore berets not caps at which point we go detention lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh..boogie boarding and body boarding. I can surf, just about, but not well enough to teach anyone else. Cliffdiving/jumping I'd love to teach.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Can i just motorboat with you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can teach you water boarding

Hello stranger

...have you armbands and rubber rings you can bring

I'm back and yes I'll bring some noodles too

I got exciting then I realised you didn't mean the ones you can eat

I can bring them too but they'll get soggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i just motorboat with you both

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naughty!!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Are looking for some lovely men and ladies to teach us paddle boarding

Who can help

I enjoy it and I try and go as often as possible. Great for core/balance. Sorry, I would help you but distance is an issue. Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are looking for some lovely men and ladies to teach us paddle boarding

Who can help

I enjoy it and I try and go as often as possible. Great for core/balance. Sorry, I would help you but distance is an issue. Have fun."

Will I finally get a flat stomach? Result!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Are looking for some lovely men and ladies to teach us paddle boarding

Who can help

I enjoy it and I try and go as often as possible. Great for core/balance. Sorry, I would help you but distance is an issue. Have fun.

Will I finally get a flat stomach? Result! "

My abs and legs were very sore in the beginning but it's worth it. Flat stomach? Good possibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No paddleboard skills but I have a boat and if the worst happens I have proven mouth to mouth skills...and a fluffy towel for rub downs..

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Can i just motorboat with you both

naughty!! "

I'm also a qualified diver

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Ooooooo great idea....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Can I watch and laugh

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Are looking for some lovely men and ladies to teach us paddle boarding

Who can help

I enjoy it and I try and go as often as possible. Great for core/balance. Sorry, I would help you but distance is an issue. Have fun.

Will I finally get a flat stomach? Result!

My abs and legs were very sore in the beginning but it's worth it. Flat stomach? Good possibility"

Maybe I'll fly over and join. This sounds like fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can.

Hello Ghengis

..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party

Ummmmmm

Can we rephrase or I'm running a mile!

I can teach you swimming (county level), wakeboarding, waterskiing, wakeboarding, mono-skiing, kneeboarding and paddleboarding."

Are you happy to this in the nude Ghengis

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd be a complete chocolate teapot regarding teaching you, but can provide drinks afterwards of that's needed lol

And as was posted above, watching sounds fun haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can teach water boarding if you like

And teabagging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No paddleboard skills but I have a boat and if the worst happens I have proven mouth to mouth skills...and a fluffy towel for rub downs.."

Ooooo. Nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i just motorboat with you both

naughty!!

I'm also a qualified diver

What sort of qualified diver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I watch and laugh

No PP, you can join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the plus side we both have our own buoyancy aids so we won't drown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooooo great idea....

Have you got armbands

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I watch and laugh

No PP, you can join in

Naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a complete chocolate teapot regarding teaching you, but can provide drinks afterwards of that's needed lol

And as was posted above, watching sounds fun haha "

We have armbands don’t be scared

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On the plus side we both have our own buoyancy aids so we won't drown

That’s very true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I watch and laugh

No PP, you can join in

Naked

YES NAKED

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm on the beach watching with my flask and chicken paste butty.....

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"On the plus side we both have our own buoyancy aids so we won't drown

That’s very true

Gets better and better

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's a lake near where I live that has a large notice proudly extolling the virtues of enjoying water sports .. always makes me smile... like the shed show site offering free erections for its customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can.

Hello Ghengis

..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party

Ummmmmm

Can we rephrase or I'm running a mile!

I can teach you swimming (county level), wakeboarding, waterskiing, wakeboarding, mono-skiing, kneeboarding and paddleboarding.

Are you happy to this in the nude Ghengis

Not until everyone is up to a Basic Standard, where they're not at risk of drowning. I don't want people dying, because they were distracted by my Willy flopping about all over the place as I do the Health and Saftey bit.

Naked instruction given to Intermediate and Advanced Level Training only I'm afraid. I'll wear low cut boardshorts and take my top off if that helps?

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

Ill bring the suncream i dont want you two burning cheeky and rubi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on the beach watching with my flask and chicken paste butty.....

What you watching? Is Alan swimming again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a lake near where I live that has a large notice proudly extolling the virtues of enjoying water sports .. always makes me smile... like the shed show site offering free erections for its customers"

I saw a sign on the side of the road the other day it said “ experts in vag”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can.

Hello Ghengis

..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party

Ummmmmm

Can we rephrase or I'm running a mile!

I can teach you swimming (county level), wakeboarding, waterskiing, wakeboarding, mono-skiing, kneeboarding and paddleboarding.

Are you happy to this in the nude Ghengis

Naked instruction given to Intermediate and Advanced Level Training only I'm afraid. I'll wear low cut boardshorts and take my top off if that helps?"

Oooooo ?..I’ll be in the advanced naked class then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill bring the suncream i dont want you two burning cheeky and rubi"

Very thoughtful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a sign at a yellow box that reads "make sure your exit is clear before entering"

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