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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you had to fight in the gladiatoral arena what would be your weapon of choice?

I'm going with a really heavy frying pan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remington wingmaster with 00 gauge.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good pair of trainers..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A nice thick boar spear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dragon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gatling gun from an a10 thunderbolt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double ender and a whip, I could do damage with those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An elephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giant rockem sockem robot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Horde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five boiled eggs, plate of mushy peas and a plate of squid rings. He wouldn't come within five feet of me..

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What were those sticks called with the foam ends they used to jab people into the ball pit? One of those.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

MP5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sword and shield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chloroform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15” Black rubber cock

As used in ‘Lock,Stock and 2 smoking barrels’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My blow torch and solder

Them do burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d take some cakes, everyone likes cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double headed Axe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fists, I'm hard as nails.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A whip

I like your style!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A dragon. "

What size?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A double ender and a whip, I could do damage with those

Ooher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go with Lions on the end of a stick.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A broadsword, I'm good with one of those.

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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago

port talbot

" Remington wingmaster with 00 gauge.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!"

I second this....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big fuck off Claymore

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"What were those sticks called with the foam ends they used to jab people into the ball pit? One of those. "

Pugle stick? No, not that kind of gladiator lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harsh words and a custard pie

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Big bullwhip

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Take you lot out with my T34 Tank ...although the Dragon would certainly scare me

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By *illing2016Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I would pay someone else to take my place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take you lot out with my T34 Tank ...although the Dragon would certainly scare me

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id take a t38 terminator

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Take you lot out with my T34 Tank ...although the Dragon would certainly scare me

Tanks work for me too. Why sweat, toil and risk a nasty injury when you can crack open a beer, pop the aircon on and get the job done effortlessly from the comfort of your seat. Then back to the club house for drinking and adoring groupies.

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A blunt gladius, a pair of clackers and a Gillette Contour.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"An elephant"

A battle elephant would be intimidating, but I'd feel sorry for the ellie.

I'm hoping it would have full armour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sharp sense if humour, I would have my opponents on the ground with laughter then whack them over the head with their shield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take you lot out with my T34 Tank ...although the Dragon would certainly scare me

I see your T34 Tank and raise you my AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

A brightly coloured tabard and an overdue book from Scunthorpe library

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A broadsword, I'm good with one of those. "

Oooh!

I'm handy with a potato peeler.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Harsh words and a custard pie "

A well aimed pie can be lethal

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Take you lot out with my T34 Tank ...although the Dragon would certainly scare me

I see your T34 Tank and raise you my AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter.

That Dragon scare me more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op says frying pan and someone else says a dragon?

Definitely overkill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big box of worms!

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By *ibbleyanutsMan
over a year ago

Eastwood /Leigh on sea

"Harsh words and a custard pie

A well aimed pie can be lethal"

Indeed..just ask 'Ernie the milkman '..... 'and a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust'

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A blunt gladius, a pair of clackers and a Gillette Contour."

Clackers were banned at our school so I'm thinking yeah they could be a tasty choice.

The gladioli might come in handy if you're fighting Morrisey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chainmail and a mace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big box of worms!"
...A rancid box of dead and living sun cooked worms!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"A blunt gladius, a pair of clackers and a Gillette Contour.

Clackers were banned at our school so I'm thinking yeah they could be a tasty choice.

The gladioli might come in handy if you're fighting Morrisey. "

Or you could make him run screaming from the frying pan, as long as it had just been used to cook bacon.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Demon Rune to change into my favourite...Spectre. With my "bull-rush" and cloaking function...you would not stand a chance!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My sharp sense if humour, I would have my opponents on the ground with laughter then whack them over the head with their shield

LJ"

Good luck with that one!

(Stands well back..)

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Big bullwhip"

Get you, Indiana Jones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giant spider

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A brightly coloured tabard and an overdue book from Scunthorpe library

Oh my God, you're hard core. Respect.I bet it would be large print too...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

L85A2 and 3 full mags should do it, maybe a bayonet on the end to finish off the wounded

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A big box of worms!"

Hmm not sure about this one....

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Harsh words and a custard pie

A well aimed pie can be lethal

Indeed..just ask 'Ernie the milkman '..... 'and a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust'

Poor Ernie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RPG with a sword attachment

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

One of those giant earbuds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had to fight in the gladiatoral arena what would be your weapon of choice?

I'm going with a really heavy frying pan.

Pugal stick!!! man I always played gladiators with my brothers growing up!!!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Chainmail and a mace"

Is that mace or Mace?

Do they do nickle free chainmail? I'm allergic

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

"Chainmail and a mace

Is that mace or Mace?

Do they do nickle free chainmail? I'm allergic

Yes they do a version made from platted spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AK47

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A big box of worms!...A rancid box of dead and living sun cooked worms!"

Sorry bud but I don't think the worms are going to cut it. We're fighting gladiators, not toddlers..

If we do get attacked by toddlers though, I'll shout you. Deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chainmail and a mace

Is that mace or Mace?

Do they do nickle free chainmail? I'm allergic

Nickel free or surgical stainless steel should be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be like Anthony Montana.

Say hello to my little friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stormbreaker.

You never know if someone has an infinity gauntlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A washing machine

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

A lightsabre. I'd die looking cool. LOL

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A blunt gladius, a pair of clackers and a Gillette Contour.

Clackers were banned at our school so I'm thinking yeah they could be a tasty choice.

The gladioli might come in handy if you're fighting Morrisey.

Or you could make him run screaming from the frying pan, as long as it had just been used to cook bacon."

Morrissey is hardcore, he might attack with his quiff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A balloon benders sword.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Chainmail and a mace

Is that mace or Mace?

Do they do nickle free chainmail? I'm allergic

Yes they do a version made from platted spaghetti

Phew, good to know. Dont want to be itchy while I'm slaying.

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By *orkshire ladyWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I think if I was in an arena being watched by a large crowd I would ask around if anyone has a large weapon that I could borrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A television playing Eastenders. No one can endure that longer than the first few bars of the theme tune

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A washing machine"

Good call! On a hot wash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stormbreaker.

You never know if someone has an infinity gauntlet

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but your body would wither and die as your mind collapsed thorsaid

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A lightsabre. I'd die looking cool. LOL"

Mmmmn, good luck with that one

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A balloon benders sword. "

Oh yes, balloon sword in one hand and a balloon giraffe in the other...

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