FabSwingers.com forum: Uxbridge English dictionary

By *olacola OP Man
over a year ago

lincoln

After the success of Mornington Crescent it’s time for a game of Uxbridge English dictionary. New definitions for words. I’ll start

Bouyant. A male insect

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Oyster: a person who peppers their conversation with Yiddishisms.

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By *entlemanlySurpriseMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Dilatory: Conservative sex aid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinpot - where the tea is in Yorkshire.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Sycamore: Not as well as I used to be

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By *olacola OP Man
over a year ago

lincoln

Slippery. A lot like a slipper

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By *olacola OP Man
over a year ago

lincoln

Abattoir. Threesome in a monastery

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Avoidable: What a cow with a headache does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally - a person who can read and drive at same time

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Tentative: Doubtful about going camping

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By *entlemanlySurpriseMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Teleapathy: Someone who cannot be bothered to change the television channel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aeroplane-non flavoured chocolate bar.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hirsute, what a lady wears to a business meeting.

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By *ophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Polyamory - a lover of Parrots!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Impeccable, something a parrot can't eat

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Celery, what a South African earns in a year.

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Succeed - As only the toothless parrot can!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Homogenise - separate fat gays from the slim, saving time when studying both possibilities of sexuality and obesity inheritance, of people who wear Levis.

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By *ophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Entente Cordiale... from the French version... Translation = My two aunts want a soft drink...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hamstring: skimpy undies for pigs.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Forgotten - to miss the number between 9 & 11 when counting

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Bumbling - cracking jewellery

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

petulent - the cat your neighbour borrowed from you

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Boobies - to scare the inhabitants of a hive

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Promote - in favour of aqueous castle defence mechanism

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Frugal - a search engine for fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Countryside - killing Piers Morgan

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Grecian Urn

Ten Drachmas per hour (pre-€, of course)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basting - West Indian sub woofer...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Basting - West Indian sub woofer..."

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Miasma - the reason I carry my inhaler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collywobbles - a 3 legged dog

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Hunger- to have a larger penis

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Woodpecker - might consider giving her a small kiss

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Television

Watching someone telling you lies.

Example: BBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squid - several pounds

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Barrier - Even more Barry than Barry

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Mississippi - what Neil from the young ones might call his wife

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Incarnation - immersed in condensed milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incarnation - immersed in condensed milk"

Oh yes please! That sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine- it’s healthy than water (more a slogan but one I believe in)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barrier - Even more Barry than Barry "

This is, by far, my new favourite. Doffs cap*

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Boing - manufacturer of rubber aircraft

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Asking - A monarch who practices sodomy

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Suffocation - a holiday in East Anglia

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Spice.

What a posh married person has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fffin love this thread

I had to go through Uxbridge last week

This would have been invaluable in the petrol garage

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Oboe.

What Irish people shoot arrows with.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

Omission - searching for Nessa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Canopy -tin of piss

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