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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it just me that sometimes sends sarcastic replies to messages that make no sense or the sender has obviously not looked at my profile and sends a short and pointless message, or does anyone else do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time...I'm not sorry

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London

Yeah I do occasionally, always fun to wind up the fakes here

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Haha ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me that sometimes sends sarcastic replies to messages that make no sense or the sender has obviously not looked at my profile and sends a short and pointless message, or does anyone else do it?"
now for those of us that dont speak sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite often yes.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I sometimes do, it gets me through the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad it's not just me then

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Definitely

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Definitely "

I'm really surprised at this, I just can't imagine you being sarcastic Tigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes ...depends on my mood

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

No but I’ve been on the receiving end after asking a genuine question. Not nice to receive at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me sarcastic ? Hahaha never.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Mainly I just ignore people who send daft messages.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Not so much sarcastic as pedantic but maybe I'll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcasm is my second language.. English third.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"Is it just me that sometimes sends sarcastic replies to messages that make no sense or the sender has obviously not looked at my profile and sends a short and pointless message, or does anyone else do it?"

Think the most I’ve done to the thanks but we’re not looking for a guy at the moment is to add, unless you’re stunning good looking with a beautiful cock!

With the usual cut and paste messages that have already sent before, I usually send a screen shot of my last reply (before blocking)

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

All the time... I'm naturally very sarcastic as is tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just delete the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just get banned on the forum and blocked in messages for sarcasm...

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Sarcasm on here I don't belive it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do on occasions

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Wow, you can actually receive messages on here!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I find sarcasm yo be generally underrated, often dubbed "the lowest form of wit". That might be the case but its awfully cathartic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find sarcasm yo be generally underrated, often dubbed "the lowest form of wit". That might be the case but its awfully cathartic "

We think it’s the most intelligent form of wit that’s why it’s lost on most

We usually reply nicely even though it’s obvious they haven’t read our profile which clearly states we don’t meet or they are just trying their luck.

If they play nice we stay polite but if they start behaving like an arse they get the sharp end of Holly’s sarcastic tongue

I am good at sarcasm but Holly is and Olympic gold medalist at it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I've done it once or twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I've done it once or twice."

Aren't you considerate

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I find that quite often the people at work making regular sarcastic comments are people I'd rather not spend time with.

Life's to short as it is, so have a little smile to yourself at the message they've sent, ignore it and you'll be a lot happier.

Have a great week everyone,

Be happy

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By *zzy69Woman
over a year ago

The Lake District

Sometimes- then block them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just delete them, it's time consuming replying to messages from people who clearly have not read our profile.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Depending on my mood, yes I do.

It can be quite humerous at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help meself sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find sarcasm yo be generally underrated, often dubbed "the lowest form of wit". That might be the case but its awfully cathartic

We think it’s the most intelligent form of wit that’s why it’s lost on most

We usually reply nicely even though it’s obvious they haven’t read our profile which clearly states we don’t meet or they are just trying their luck.

If they play nice we stay polite but if they start behaving like an arse they get the sharp end of Holly’s sarcastic tongue

I am good at sarcasm but Holly is and Olympic gold medalist at it!! "
silver

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No, this place can be unfriendly enough at times.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I should add that sarcasm between those that "get it" can be hilarious though.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

All the time. Some of my replies have been epic, even if i do say so myself

If someone sends me shite/rude/pestering or presumptious messages then they've asked for it... especially the ones who cant take no for an answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it on our couples profile when I can send a sarcastic comment because the person clearly hasn’t read it. Or they aim the message just to Danish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcastic? Never

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i send random answers and they ask what

I say you couldnt be arsed to read my profile so i couldn't be arsed to read the message

Or if i get a cock pic i say whos is the botton mushroom

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is it just me that sometimes sends sarcastic replies to messages that make no sense or the sender has obviously not looked at my profile and sends a short and pointless message, or does anyone else do it?

Think the most I’ve done to the thanks but we’re not looking for a guy at the moment is to add, unless you’re stunning good looking with a beautiful cock!

With the usual cut and paste messages that have already sent before, I usually send a screen shot of my last reply (before blocking)

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I sometimes do this- screenshot my having already said no thank you to the previous 3 cut n paste hi how are fancy a chat messages from the same guy. (I wasn't sure if my last message had been sent is the usual response - to which I think bollocks!)

Occasionally, I screenshot my bio and circle the part they've ignored. (I did try and add screenshots of my bio so I could put it in my public gallery but mods wouldn't allow as no body parts in it - thought there was a better chance of it being read in there.)

Sometimes I will help them out and tell them why it's a no thank you.

It really is mood dependent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No don’t get messages sniff sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I sarcastic?

All. The. Time .... how else could you survive on here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a few special responses for people:

Hey, thanks for the Wink or Friends request, that’s a nice [select as appropriate] {Vagina, Penis, Bum, Foot, Boobs, Picture of your soap filled bath with body parts or other obscenity}. Wonder if you have any other normal body parts, perhaps in the right places too? We like to check these things for obvious abnormalities such as multiple heads, scissors attached to your hands like Edward or Freddie. Perhaps you could send an introduction to show that you can speak, that’s always a bonus? a few words or some additional supporting photos. It would be nice to know who to wink back to, after all we may end up naked together. For all we know you could be our next door neighbour Teddy and his socially awkward fiancé who sadly has to wear a balaclava all year round so as to not distract motorists in sheer horror on their longer than average commute to their mistress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi,

We are both up for the idea of blindfolds in a silent room with no talking, making incredibly passionate love until the small hours of the morning, however we would normally check who’s going into the room first so that we can make sure we are initially compatible or interested in some way. You have sent us a wink, friends request or message but sadly your profile doesn’t allow us to make any assumptions as your profile is more closed than a nuns knickers on a Sunday mass. We would both appreciate if you would like a response that you put some words or pictures together so that we may look at the future possibilities together and strike some common starting ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the friends request, your vagina and penis look cute (although photos are a bit dated), we’re sure there’s much more to your personality and looks than that though

Without a wink or a message it feels like your jumping straight to second base, but we love foreplay so much it would be a shame to ruin the build up a little

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Sarcasm? Surely not? Whatever next? You really need to see this.

https://youtu.be/JcOfFeKXcd4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Sarcasm? Surely not? Whatever next? You really need to see this.

https://youtu.be/JcOfFeKXcd4"

Haha brilliant !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask a stupid question,expect a sarcastic reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I do it usually spurs them on as they see it as confidence and apparently that's attractive...

I'm sarcastic 99% of the time tbh, most ppl don't get it though, but I'm fine with that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frequently..

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

On the odd occasion, yes

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh it has been known yes lol we try to be nice but sometimes it just can't be helped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont tend to engage with my inbox Im afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just comes naturally

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