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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To all who don't get a personal message

Someone, somewhere loves or has loved you.

So this is my message to all

Valentine's wishes

Petti x

(love

Game4it2 (jo)--- Happy valentines day to a beautiful lady, who I really want to Fuck like crazy, you think im good with words but as you can see,rhyming is not a good reflection of me.

Naughtynymphos- Roses are Red , violets are blue, i really want to... play guitar hero with you.

CuteNsassy1- I could have been rude, i could have been naughty, i could have crude, i could have been dirty, but in the end i thought you might get shirty, so being a gent and a little bit soppy i wish a Happy valentines day,

to a beautiful Sassy Lady,..from a very secret admirer

To _wayman.. no hearts or flowers, romance is dead,,,let me get on my knees and give you head

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The distance between us is miles

But my prize, oneday, will be diamondsmiles

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

awww how lovely

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"awww how lovely "

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

to Amy_jay.

Roses are straight

Violets are twisted

Bend over babes

Your about to get Fisted

Thanks xxxx fabs very own Cupid xxxx

from passion fruit

To kev...words are not enough when you find your soulmate...so take me to a greedy girls night and watch me speechless ...for once

for letsbehavingyou

roses are red

violets are blue

come find out what i can really do :P

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

to sonya ,carol,claire,carrie,jojo donna,puddy,nutty, dark

happy valentines day

to the girls i will never love

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

to mikensue1

to the girl i will never love happy valentines day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Euro who you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah jems your in a romantic lustful mood tonight sweetheart

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

to View

Roses are red,

You love jimmy choo

I like vuitton

But for now, you will do

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"ah jems your in a romantic lustful mood tonight sweetheart"

hee hee kev will piss himself at the idea of me being romantic, my idea of romance is brussing my teeth before i snog

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To princess pussy , you think i want your body, but its your heart and soul that excite me...your body just makes me wet

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Fmuma you mean the world to me and i cant wait until the day you are my wife

Love you loads baby guess who?? xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ohhhhhhhhhh i got one lol, im dead excited now. Thankyo for doing them jemima is sure they will keep me amused tomorrowxx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Soapy, you're a mongo

Soapy, you're a twat

I might contemplate the watersports

but no chance wi the scat

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"ohhhhhhhhhh i got one lol, im dead excited now. Thankyo for doing them jemima is sure they will keep me amused tomorrowxx"

who says there is just one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you want a go on my drums too?

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

to caz bbw

the woman that is always nice and the girl of my dreams happy valintines day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Soapy, you're a mongo

Soapy, you're a twat

I might contemplate the watersports

but no chance wi the scat

"

xxxxxx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To Passion Fruit

Roses are red,

The ice was thick

The date was off

But i still want your prick

(love

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

lol...

Well done Jemima....

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Soapy, you're a midget

Soapy, you're a munt

come around tomorrow night

and fuck me up my C**T

(love

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To view

'Roses are red

Your in luck

Tonight my dear

I want a hard fuck!

Or at least a hot cuppa and a chinwag, after a walk on the beach with the dogs!

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

$

to angeldelights

to that someone special thats been there for me

happy valentines day

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

a valentine to meg, i love her so very much and i feel so lucky to have her in my life

Mr Shields

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

right bedtime here....there are more to come...ohh its like being 15 again and waiting for second post....who knows what the morning will bring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Soapy, you're a midget

Soapy, you're a munt

come around tomorrow night

and fuck me up my C**T

(love"

on me way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The day he was fed

he did like me food

and tho we're not married

he said I would do

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

remember if u still want to send an anonymous valentine...or even own u oown up to just pm me and i will add it to the thread...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww i got one.. thank you whoever wrote it xxx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"awww how lovely "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwww i got one.. thank you whoever wrote it xxx"
me too its very sweet xxx kisses Thanks.

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Second post

CuteNsassy1...wishing you a happy valentine's because your personality is a blast,

Not forgetting your bangers that are so vast,

But sex with you would be over too fast,

Cos with all your goodies...I don't think I could last!

Have a great day from an old admirer.

(lov)

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

to milfy mum

the girl i never loved and never will the girl that makes my life worth living

happy valentines day

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

to blueeyeangel

happy valentines day

you are a lovley lady the girl of many guys dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you open to bribes so we can find out the senders of these messages?? Im clueless x

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To mr 44

roses are red

violets are blue

i want to spend valentines day

on top of you

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"are you open to bribes so we can find out the senders of these messages?? Im clueless x"

No but i am sure they will be checking to see if you have seen them...they may pm

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To jacqs

She loves the villa, and when we meet I know I'll be on to a winner.

She looks good on cam, like she does in Chams, and I'm a rally big fan.

happy valentines.

.

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To Jim(Mr Shields)

I Love You For So Many Reasons

I love you for that certain smile that cheers me when I'm blue,

I love you for your tender kiss that warms me through and through.

I love you for your gentle hand, your understanding touch,

Your eyes that always seem to say, "I love you very much."

I love you for your faith in me, your sweet and patient ways,

And for the thoughtful things you do so often without praise.

I love you so for all these things and many others, too...

But most of all for what I am whenever I'm with you

from meg

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

to Cute N Sassy1

Your cute little nose, those lush blue eyes and dimples make me smile.

When we meet on our £5 date, I hope it lasts a while.

So all that's left to be said is be my valentine!

From your posh totty!

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

for Erica77

Roses are red, Violets are blue

(rose has spent to long in the jacuzzi - Violet in the cold)

Glenda is perfect, so sexy and true

to Tom Dick and Harry

be my Valentine as well

XXXXX the kilt

(love

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To mushroom

come out of the dark

and into the light

and i promise to make your night

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

to Mrs JTAM

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I want to get my hands on you!!!

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By *oulmates YorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

How lovely what a nice thing to do x

Happy Valentines Day eveyone x

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

letsbehaving you - just a message to say thank you for cheering me up and making my cheeks ache from smiling loads. lets do the £5 date

Cute n Sassy

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To Cute n sassy1,

My personal forum favourite.

My childish crush.

My first chance to message you.

My valentine's wish: You reply with a "hi" from a message titled "a cheeky look."

Anything more is up to you. I hope this made you smile on Valentine's day!

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

to Ms Minxy

i want to snuggle under your quilt and make you hot and red

i just hope this time you dont fall out of the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg 4 messages.. im truly flattered that people would take the time out to message and get these posts

I am smiling ear to ear so thank you to whoever you maybe... drop me a message. xxx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To rubyinstockings

Roses are red, violets are blue.

i wish i was half as sexy and classy as you

Happy valentines gorgeous xxxxx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Have a great day everyone, remember i am still accepting messages till 12 tonight...this thread has worked out exactly as i hoped, regulars newbies and lurkers all joining in

If you didnt get one, remember it doesnt mean no one wanted too...some ppl are just shy

i will continue posting any new arrivals throughout the day.

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

It's February 14

and I can't be mean

so, on this day

I want to try my luck

with a girl called Jemima Puddlefuck

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"It's February 14

and I can't be mean

so, on this day

I want to try my luck

with a girl called Jemima Puddlefuck"

thank you, im grinning!

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

btw to all couples out there...words of wisdom from my 8 yr old...

"If you are married you dont need to send a valentine, your wife knows you love her, thats why you married her"

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To Iconic1

Be my valentine, be my valentine

Put me at the front not the back of the line

Tie me up, strip me nude

I love it when you are really rude

I'll stand in line with the guys you suck

But it's me I know you love to fuck

So enjoy all those gorgeous guys ... Suck and fuck

And then I'll take you home happy in my pickup truck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"btw to all couples out there...words of wisdom from my 8 yr old...

"If you are married you dont need to send a valentine, your wife knows you love her, thats why you married her" "

lol bless

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon


"

a valentine to meg, i love her so very much and i feel so lucky to have her in my life

Mr Shields

"

Thank you my darling, I'm glad you liked yours too xxx and thanks Jem - it was fun watching him scroll down trying to work out which was his - until he actually got to it! xx

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"

a valentine to meg, i love her so very much and i feel so lucky to have her in my life

Mr Shields

Thank you my darling, I'm glad you liked yours too xxx and thanks Jem - it was fun watching him scroll down trying to work out which was his - until he actually got to it! xx"

i really loved it darling just wish i was as good with words as you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't know what to say, I am speechless at my message, and in almost uncontrollable fits of giggles. See romance is not dead. I love it

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"I really don't know what to say, I am speechless at my message, and in almost uncontrollable fits of giggles. See romance is not dead. I love it "

How do you know who its from...he swore me to secrecy

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"

a valentine to meg, i love her so very much and i feel so lucky to have her in my life

Mr Shields

Thank you my darling, I'm glad you liked yours too xxx and thanks Jem - it was fun watching him scroll down trying to work out which was his - until he actually got to it! xx"

hee hee...you pair of romantic fools

So glad it made u both smile

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To Diamondsmiles

Her name is diamondsmiles

her house it is miles and miles

but I'd travel there just to see

if she'd spend an afternoon with me

I may be a bit glam

and I doubt I could stay calm

when she's naked in front of me

cos Diamondsmiles is so lovely

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

These are super sweet had me smiling wide as was reading them

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To rentadread

Ill sing you a song

A tune I will hum

But all I want really

Is a bite of your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovin this tread! Looove looove love!

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over a year ago


"I really don't know what to say, I am speechless at my message, and in almost uncontrollable fits of giggles. See romance is not dead. I love it

How do you know who its from...he swore me to secrecy "

Well I don't and I don't really know what they mean, I don't get up to sexual things like that - how very rude of them

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

oh im loving these and its lovely that ive got two, im in such a good mood today

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"I really don't know what to say, I am speechless at my message, and in almost uncontrollable fits of giggles. See romance is not dead. I love it

How do you know who its from...he swore me to secrecy

Well I don't and I don't really know what they mean, I don't get up to sexual things like that - how very rude of them "

Reckon he musnt know you at all

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Foxy FemmeFatale Forces Faint Heart to Flutter

Happy Valentines Day Foxy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

To princess pussy , you think i want your body, but its your heart and soul that excite me...your body just makes me wet

"

Jem I didnt know you wanted my body??? My soul I sold to the devil a long time ago

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"

To princess pussy , you think i want your body, but its your heart and soul that excite me...your body just makes me wet

Jem I didnt know you wanted my body??? My soul I sold to the devil a long time ago "

From me...what makes you think that

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

You know who you are xxxx from mrs game xx

Wrap your arms around me

And hold me just so fine

Plant that kiss upon me

And be my valentine.

Wrap your arms around me

And let your love light shine

And you be my valentine.

Wrap your arms around me

Oh baby that is so fine

Now look me in the eyes

As you say 'I'LL BE YOUR my valentine. xxxxxx

(love

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

JackandKate

You make me wait

Take of those glasses

And Ill grope ya asses

Happy Valentines Day!

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To CheekyChezza

She has been there for me since the day I met her. She is the most sensual person I have ever known

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Right third poat should be around two this afternoon....

have a lovely time working out who sent them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cmon fess up guys,, who posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

To mr 44

roses are red

violets are blue

i want to spend valentines day

on top of you

"

Trucking down the m8

Eating a snickers

Wondering who

Wants in my knickers

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

[Removed by poster at 14/02/12 12:41:02]

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Well done Jemima! Great thread love reading the messages

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Well done Jemima! Great thread love reading the messages"

To the OP

rose are red

The vines are all twisted

Bend over love

You're about to be fisted

Don't know how to do hearts lol

Oh and i know that a lot of you think I'm too shy to receive a nice little valentines ditty.......but I'm not honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm loving the dittys too

but what's up? can nobody think of word that a rhymes with Fia

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By *orkieLassCouple
over a year ago

York

I haven't got any Valentine's day wishe at all this year, Saint Valentine can suck my giant penus

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

The day is young ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm loving the dittys too

but what's up? can nobody think of word that a rhymes with Fia "

just because you asked.

on a loving day

i'd spend it with fia

and stick my penis

in her right hand.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't got any Valentine's day wishe at all this year, Saint Valentine can suck my giant penus "

Roses are Red

but with Hayfever I'll pass

Be carefull with that Didlo

You'll have someone's Eye out with it!

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

my dearest darling fia

I've looked but I can't see ya

so why not drop me a line

I promise I'll be just fine

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By *orkieLassCouple
over a year ago

York


"I haven't got any Valentine's day wishe at all this year, Saint Valentine can suck my giant penus

Roses are Red

but with Hayfever I'll pass

Be carefull with that Didlo

You'll have someone's Eye out with it!

"

Oi, it ain't a dildo, Georgey!!!

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By *orkieLassCouple
over a year ago

York

Roses are red

Violets are blue

There is no one, Jemima

As sweet as you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm loving the dittys too

but what's up? can nobody think of word that a rhymes with Fia "

Only diarrhoea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm loving the dittys too

but what's up? can nobody think of word that a rhymes with Fia "

or, how about

when valentines are calling, and love is wanted so

there is just one name to think of, but keep your voices low.

a woman so sexy and horny, and has the name of fia

she sucks like a vacuum cleaner, and goes better than a cortina ghia

marks out of 10?

lol.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Siren had a miscarriage on Valentine's Day last year so it was a sad affair for us. Today, she got her first smile from our 5w/o baby girl and to say she's emotional would be an understatement.

Happy Valentine Siren, always yours, always have been, always will be. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lovely thread!

Well done Jemima!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a lovely thread!

Well done Jemima! "

yes she has done well putting this together xx thankyou x

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Third post

To Gogo8l

Be my Homer

I wanna be your Marge.

If I'm your Norfolk Broads

Will you be my barge? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

for Mr madchick

Roses are red

violets are blue

My fanny ends up deformed

When ive been fisted by you

anonymous

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Wishy we love you

Wishy we do

But if we meet up

Does Siren come too??

Happy Valentines to you both x

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

to Johnsoda

roses are red

violets are blue

you thought you wasnt getting one

well heres one for you xx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

stuscotland

You live in such a far flung place

I wish you were nearer, Id sit on your face

Id drag you away from your list of the dead

And put you to work rocking my bed

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon


"Siren had a miscarriage on Valentine's Day last year so it was a sad affair for us. Today, she got her first smile from our 5w/o baby girl and to say she's emotional would be an understatement.

Happy Valentine Siren, always yours, always have been, always will be. xx "

Congratulations on the birth of your baby girl.

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To yorkie lass

A sexy little pixie of northern delight

i want to lick and tease you into the night

With eyes like fire and breasts so pale

this valentine isnt from a male

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

There is no one, Jemima

As sweet as you "

next time your coming with me

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To a real sweet- heart Eurotongue.

Roses are red ,

Violets are blue

I feel like a quickie

how about you ??? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Lovely Lanie x

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I just want you to know that I think the world of you. xxxx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Here is one for everyone :

Remember to sing along in Julio style

To all the girls I've fabbed before

Who took one look, locked their doors

and put me on ignore

I dedicate this song

To all the girls I've fabbed before

To all the men I once caressed

And may I say, it wasn't all in jest

I apologise, it was the next best thing to breasts

I was too far gone, I was really having fun

To all the men I've caressed before

To all the folks who shared a bed with me

Who had me in fits of ecstacy

I'm very easily led

My mammy dropped me on my head

To all the folks who shared a bed with me

To all the girls who've shared my life

Who, OK, were somebodys elses wife

I'm glad you came along

I dedicate this song

To all the girls who've shared my life

To all the men who shared my wife

The woman who really is my life

I'm glad you did your bit

Especially on her tits

To all the men who shared my wife

To all of you who've made me roar

Let's hope there's time for plenty more

I can say you've been the best

So much better than the rest

To all of you who've made me roar

Valentine wishes to all xxxxx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Diamongurly,

The love of your life is out there

When its time

You will see him

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To bussy xx

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Do you fancy an African Grey?

Or a Cockatoo?

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Mark 77.

Roses are red

violets are blue

come kiss me

and ill kiss u. xxxx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To eveshamgal

If loveis a fan club with only 2 fans, is lust a team game all can play...

happy valentines day xxxxx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

iconic and naughtynymphos two fab ladys.

roses are red

violets are blue

chocolate is yummy

and so are you two. !!!!

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

fourth post will be about 5 ,strangely my kids seem to think they need to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wishy we love you

Wishy we do

But if we meet up

Does Siren come too??

Happy Valentines to you both x

"

Absolutely she does, we cum as a team y'know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling the love everyone.

Happy valentines kisses to all.

Well done Jemm and kisses to you too. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

iconic and naughtynymphos two fab ladys.

roses are red

violets are blue

chocolate is yummy

and so are you two. !!!!

"

Thank you very much, how lovely to be sharing a poem with the stunning naughtynymphos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fourth post will be about 5 ,strangely my kids seem to think they need to eat "

Will I finaly get a poem for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

georgeyporgy pudding and pie

come kiss this girl

but dont make me cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fourth post will be about 5 ,strangely my kids seem to think they need to eat

Will I finaly get a poem for me?"

georgey porgey puddin and pie

has a cock and we know why

when the girlies have a play

georgey does it his own way

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By *orkieLassCouple
over a year ago

York


"

To yorkie lass

A sexy little pixie of northern delight

i want to lick and tease you into the night

With eyes like fire and breasts so pale

this valentine isnt from a male

"

Oh I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

To jacqs

She loves the villa, and when we meet I know I'll be on to a winner.

She looks good on cam, like she does in Chams, and I'm a rally big fan.

happy valentines.

.

"

Fess up who was it x x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"

To eveshamgal

If loveis a fan club with only 2 fans, is lust a team game all can play...

happy valentines day xxxxx

"

yay!!! i got one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" To Cute n sassy1,

My personal forum favourite.

My childish crush.

My first chance to message you.

My valentine's wish: You reply with a "hi" from a message titled "a cheeky look."

Anything more is up to you. I hope this made you smile on Valentine's day!

"

Cmon,, come clean.. who are ya??

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I'm off to figure out how to inbox myself again! *sniff

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Fourth post

Georgyporgy pudding and pie

Was kissed by Soapy and made to cry

When the girls came out to play

It cheered him up and made his day

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Mr Lick77 you make my heart flutter

Now bend over dear and Ill lube you with butter

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To the lovely Granny-Crumpet.

Roses are red

violets are blue.

No one on this planet

can compare with you. xxxx ok on fab x

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Dearest sweetest Puddlefugger

You're the one I choose to bugger

I'm happy deep in your back passage

'Specially if I can reach to massage

Your clit that switches your hydraulics

And sprays your juice all over my bollocks

Oh Jem, you're sweet, you're kind you're dirty

You make me wish that I was thirty

So long as you always scream and shout

I'll never want to take it out

And when you gasp under the cane

I want to do it all again...

So have a lovely evening Jem

Until I can make you kneel again...

Dai McGonagle

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Fabulous Fabio

You leave me agog

Now pucker up honey

And give me a snog

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him".

Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

for Laceytop

Lacey, Lacey,

Oh so racey

Stockinged legs and red high heels

All red blooded they makes me feels

Show me yours and I'll show you mine

I talk of toga's and rope and twine

The world will be ours, but one step at a time

It can be done, but we have mountains to climb

I'll tip you the wink when I'm ready

So keeps them lists goin steady

WHSmith, Rymans and Staples to name but three

Get our supplies and we'll set the world free !

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him".

Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please "

Least you got one. Off to the pub now to sulk.

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him".

Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please "

hey im still posting woman, give me time to get them up!

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him".

Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please

Least you got one. Off to the pub now to sulk. "

this was only meant to be fun and a way to get newbies lurkers and regulars all posting

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him".

Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please

Least you got one. Off to the pub now to sulk.

this was only meant to be fun and a way to get newbies lurkers and regulars all posting"

LOL not blaming you petal. I'm off to spend time with my true love. Beer!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him".

Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please

hey im still posting woman, give me time to get them up!"

Not often we hear you saying that Jem, usually we give you time to get them down!!!! xxxxxxx

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area


"Siren had a miscarriage on Valentine's Day last year so it was a sad affair for us. Today, she got her first smile from our 5w/o baby girl and to say she's emotional would be an understatement.

Happy Valentine Siren, always yours, always have been, always will be. xx "

What a lovely post in that it talks of such sadness, yet such joy. Bless you. Hugs and kisses to you both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

this was only meant to be fun and a way to get newbies lurkers and regulars all posting"

And in that you have succeeded Jem, a great idea carried through with cheerful aplomb. Kudos to you sweetheart.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

I love you, I love you,

I love you almighty,

I wish you're pyjamas were next to my nighty.

Don't be embarassed, don't get red,

I mean on the clothesline not on the bed.

Giz a shag xxx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I love you, I love you,

I love you almighty,

I wish you're pyjamas were next to my nighty.

Don't be embarassed, don't get red,

I mean on the clothesline not on the bed.

Giz a shag xxx"

the first one that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are those worms at the bottom of the garden? I may chocolate coat them

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"Dearest sweetest Puddlefugger

You're the one I choose to bugger

I'm happy deep in your back passage

'Specially if I can reach to massage

Your clit that switches your hydraulics

And sprays your juice all over my bollocks

Oh Jem, you're sweet, you're kind you're dirty

You make me wish that I was thirty

So long as you always scream and shout

I'll never want to take it out

And when you gasp under the cane

I want to do it all again...

So have a lovely evening Jem

Until I can make you kneel again...

Dai McGonagle"

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

30...i was thinking 18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are blue,

and violets are red,

I'm crap at colors,

but good in bed.

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

To the epitome of taste elegance and eloquence.

View I love you. heart heart xx

You live in Crewe, and you are 5' 2

Soapy you are sound, you've enough love to go around

You are moving away, to a land of the funny

In with "her", hope you have plenty of money

I'll miss you when you go, thought we might have had a chance

But things were not meant to be, but at least we had a dance.

You will always be my Valentine, and I'm sure you will be back

but in the meantime, the forums will appreciate your craic

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roses are red

violets are blue

I've got zimmer-brain

beans on toast

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Pearl I want to meet you

Wish you wanted to meet me

Id invite you round for the evening

Cos Ive nothing to eat for my tea

Dear Mrs Coantrim ...... please be my valentine.

I promise to stop licking your windows if you let me in. xxxxx

Yours as ever,

A. S. Talker.

To blackspice

Ill bring the saucy, you bring the spice

Dear Sassymiss

I want spend a sexy night with you

But please my Valentine, dont bring Goliath too :0

Happy Valentines x

Kev do you sin?

If you do ....

then let's begin.

Wiggle wiggle.....

Kev's in.

Ooh Kev's IN.

Kev's IN

Kev's sin.

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Thanks everyone,im glad u are enjoying it...the post office is open until 11;59

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Jem and everyone else who has contributed. I have absolutely enjoyed this thread. mwah the lot of ya xxxxxxxx

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

for Laceytop

Lacey, Lacey,

Oh so racey

Stockinged legs and red high heels

All red blooded they makes me feels

Show me yours and I'll show you mine

I talk of toga's and rope and twine

The world will be ours, but one step at a time

It can be done, but we have mountains to climb

I'll tip you the wink when I'm ready

So keeps them lists goin steady

WHSmith, Rymans and Staples to name but three

Get our supplies and we'll set the world free !

"

caligular caligular if only you were a regular

upon the forums everyday

oh the war games we could play

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"Ah Jem and everyone else who has contributed. I have absolutely enjoyed this thread. mwah the lot of ya xxxxxxxx"

Hello my scouse valentine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ho hum. . *pout lip and sulk* lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Oh well I'll pout and sulk too off to farmville I know when Im not wanted

Pours another red wine,

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

roses are red

violets are blue

bend over Laine

I've got me cane

I cant see through my window pane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You live in Crewe, and you are 5' 2

Soapy you are sound, you've enough love to go around

You are moving away, to a land of the funny

In with "her", hope you have plenty of money

I'll miss you when you go, thought we might have had a chance

But things were not meant to be, but at least we had a dance.

You will always be my Valentine, and I'm sure you will be back

but in the meantime, the forums will appreciate your craic

xxxxxxxxxxxxx"

My darling i know this is you.

And ya know that ill always be true.

Im coming ta get ya, of that i can bet ya.

Im leaving the red white and blue.

The reason my dear for my thinking,

its you that is causing this stinking,

Is simply because my loves true

And theres no body quite daft as you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well, thanks for the Valentines... even if I did have to ask for them

Great thread though, it's proper buzzin'

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

to mrs coantrim ...

Since my Valentine got a computer,

My luv life has taken a hit.

Nothing I say is important,

Unless it's a byte or a bit.

My life has become quite a trial,

Since my Valentine got a computer.

If I want her 2 care about me again,

I guess I'll have 2 reboot her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've come to the conclusion that no woman will ever be satisfied on Valentine's Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

To mushroom

come out of the dark

and into the light

and i promise to make your night

"

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well, thanks for the Valentines... even if I did have to ask for them

Great thread though, it's proper buzzin'

"

some people are never happy lol.

at least you got some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

some people are never happy lol.

"

I am so, see ----

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

some people are never happy lol.

I am so, see ---- "

ok, i'll let ya off.

but just this once.....

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

..for Princess Pussy.

I know at times she is gobby and loud

she's a woman who always stands out in a crowd

She always likes to laugh and dance,

and most think they're lucky if they get the chance

to wine her and dine her and shag her as well

and they should count their blessings, cos she's sexy as hell

She's my pseudo-sister, my friend and my lover

my girlie is certainly like no other.

I count my lucky stars that we met

at the first Barnsley social, which I'll never forget.

I'll love her forever, till the end of time

and that's straight from my heart for my valentine.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

Fabulous Fabio

You leave me agog

Now pucker up honey

And give me a snog

"

ooooh... buggery... i was never expecting one!!

whoever it was... danke schone xxxxx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

"There's a woman i'd like to meet

I hear she gives out plenty

A shag with her would be a treat

The gorgeous Mrs 2020"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

..for Princess Pussy.

I know at times she is gobby and loud

she's a woman who always stands out in a crowd

She always likes to laugh and dance,

and most think they're lucky if they get the chance

to wine her and dine her and shag her as well

and they should count their blessings, cos she's sexy as hell

She's my pseudo-sister, my friend and my lover

my girlie is certainly like no other.

I count my lucky stars that we met

at the first Barnsley social, which I'll never forget.

I'll love her forever, till the end of time

and that's straight from my heart for my valentine.

"

girlie mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

There's a forumite called Wishy

Who's always talking pishy

He's a cantankerous git

But his wife is so fit

And for Siren, we feel nothing but pity

Happy Valentine to you both xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?

"

Nope I'm happy to see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?

"

Ya got yours what ya moaning about lol? Xx

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

Roxy65 xxx

Be my Valentine Roxy65

R is for Rampant, you know if you tried her.

O is for Orgasmic, how you feel when inside her.

X is X-rated, she really is naughty.

Y is for You Rox, you hotty top totty.

65 kisses to you today, luv n stuff, your admirer. xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheer up this sad panda Jemima!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found this, but I thought it was rather good. It's a dude with a time machine having sex through time and space

--

TIME FOR SEX

With my time machine sex is pursued,

Every chance in advance is reviewed;

In a boudoir in France,

Circumstance without pants,

Lady craving romance, a night lewd.

Roman orgy you spot in B.C.,

Simply don an old sheet and go see;

You can join in the revel,

Carefree and dishevel,

Then flee into time fancy-free.

Sultan's harem the next timeless site,

Ladies with unfulfilled appetite;

The old master is out,

Eunuchs nowhere about,

The right time to slip in a good night.

In your time machine zoom to Bombay,

Ancient Indian way holding sway;

Every manner of sex,

Some positions complex,

So perhaps you will stay there all day.

These excursions replete with sex feat,

And it's easy to be quite discreet;

Meet with Helen of Troy,

For some true Trojan joy,

Satisfaction complete, so repeat.

The future as good as the past,

In a present that will last and last;

Never over the hill,

Time will ever stand still,

Loving moments that can't end too fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Roxy65 xxx

Be my Valentine Roxy65

R is for Rampant, you know if you tried her.

O is for Orgasmic, how you feel when inside her.

X is X-rated, she really is naughty.

Y is for You Rox, you hotty top totty.

65 kisses to you today, luv n stuff, your admirer. xxxx

"

Oooeeerrrr, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?

Ya got yours what ya moaning about lol? Xx"

lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

we spent the night at the beer festival, what a great way to spend Valentines, K even drove me home

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?

"

Not bileous no. Nice to know love still exists somewhere .

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"we spent the night at the beer festival, what a great way to spend Valentines, K even drove me home "

oh and I bought K a wonderful prezzie too .......................................................................................................................................................................... a pink knife

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?

Not bileous no. Nice to know love still exists somewhere . "

and lust, i think a few ppl might be meeting up after this...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I guess the Post Office is closing any minute now.

Was a great idea and I hope a couple of people got a smile out of it.

Thanks Jem x

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