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To all who don't get a personal message
Someone, somewhere loves or has loved you.
So this is my message to all
Valentine's wishes
Petti x
 (love
Game4it2 (jo)--- Happy valentines day to a beautiful lady, who I really want to Fuck like crazy, you think im good with words but as you can see,rhyming is not a good reflection of me.
Naughtynymphos- Roses are Red , violets are blue, i really want to... play guitar hero with you.
CuteNsassy1- I could have been rude, i could have been naughty, i could have crude, i could have been dirty, but in the end i thought you might get shirty, so being a gent and a little bit soppy i wish a Happy valentines day,
to a beautiful Sassy Lady,..from a very secret admirer
To _wayman.. no hearts or flowers, romance is dead,,,let me get on my knees and give you head 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The distance between us is miles
But my prize, oneday, will be diamondsmiles
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"awww how lovely " | |||
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to Amy_jay.
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over babes
Your about to get Fisted
Thanks xxxx fabs very own Cupid xxxx
from passion fruit
To kev...words are not enough when you find your soulmate...so take me to a greedy girls night and watch me speechless ...for once
for letsbehavingyou
roses are red
violets are blue
come find out what i can really do :P
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to sonya ,carol,claire,carrie,jojo donna,puddy,nutty, dark
happy valentines day
to the girls i will never love
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to mikensue1
to the girl i will never love happy valentines day
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to View
Roses are red,
You love jimmy choo
I like vuitton
But for now, you will do
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"ah jems your in a romantic lustful mood tonight sweetheart" hee hee kev will piss himself at the idea of me being romantic, my idea of romance is brussing my teeth before i snog | |||
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To princess pussy , you think i want your body, but its your heart and soul that excite me...your body just makes me wet
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Fmuma you mean the world to me and i cant wait until the day you are my wife
Love you loads baby guess who?? xx 
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Soapy, you're a mongo
Soapy, you're a twat
I might contemplate the watersports
but no chance wi the scat
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"ohhhhhhhhhh i got one lol, im dead excited now. Thankyo for doing them jemima is sure they will keep me amused tomorrowxx" who says there is just one  | |||
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to caz bbw
the woman that is always nice and the girl of my dreams happy valintines day
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Soapy, you're a mongo
Soapy, you're a twat
I might contemplate the watersports
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To Passion Fruit
Roses are red,
The ice was thick
The date was off
But i still want your prick
(love
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Soapy, you're a midget
Soapy, you're a munt
come around tomorrow night
and fuck me up my C**T
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To view
'Roses are red
Your in luck
Tonight my dear
I want a hard fuck!
Or at least a hot cuppa and a chinwag, after a walk on the beach with the dogs!
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to angeldelights
to that someone special thats been there for me
happy valentines day
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a valentine to meg, i love her so very much and i feel so lucky to have her in my life
Mr Shields
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Soapy, you're a midget
Soapy, you're a munt
come around tomorrow night
and fuck me up my C**T
(love" on me way xx | |||
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"awww how lovely " | |||
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"Awwww i got one.. thank you whoever wrote it xxx" me too its very sweet xxx kisses Thanks. | |||
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CuteNsassy1...wishing you a happy valentine's because your personality is a blast,
Not forgetting your bangers that are so vast,
But sex with you would be over too fast,
Cos with all your goodies...I don't think I could last!
Have a great day from an old admirer.
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to milfy mum
the girl i never loved and never will the girl that makes my life worth living
happy valentines day
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to blueeyeangel
happy valentines day
you are a lovley lady the girl of many guys dreams
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To mr 44
roses are red
violets are blue
i want to spend valentines day
on top of you
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"are you open to bribes so we can find out the senders of these messages?? Im clueless x" No but i am sure they will be checking to see if you have seen them...they may pm | |||
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To jacqs
She loves the villa, and when we meet I know I'll be on to a winner.
She looks good on cam, like she does in Chams, and I'm a rally big fan.
happy valentines.
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to Cute N Sassy1
Your cute little nose, those lush blue eyes and dimples make me smile.
When we meet on our £5 date, I hope it lasts a while.
So all that's left to be said is be my valentine!
From your posh totty!
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for Erica77
Roses are red, Violets are blue
(rose has spent to long in the jacuzzi - Violet in the cold)
Glenda is perfect, so sexy and true
to Tom Dick and Harry
be my Valentine as well
XXXXX the kilt
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To mushroom
come out of the dark
and into the light
and i promise to make your night
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to Mrs JTAM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I want to get my hands on you!!!
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letsbehaving you - just a message to say thank you for cheering me up and making my cheeks ache from smiling loads. lets do the £5 date
Cute n Sassy
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To Cute n sassy1,
My personal forum favourite.
My childish crush.
My first chance to message you.
My valentine's wish: You reply with a "hi" from a message titled "a cheeky look."
Anything more is up to you. I hope this made you smile on Valentine's day!
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to Ms Minxy
i want to snuggle under your quilt and make you hot and red
i just hope this time you dont fall out of the bed
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I am smiling ear to ear so thank you to whoever you maybe... drop me a message. xxx
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To rubyinstockings
Roses are red, violets are blue.
i wish i was half as sexy and classy as you
Happy valentines gorgeous xxxxx
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If you didnt get one, remember it doesnt mean no one wanted too...some ppl are just shy
i will continue posting any new arrivals throughout the day.
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"It's February 14 and I can't be mean so, on this day I want to try my luck with a girl called Jemima Puddlefuck"
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To Iconic1
Be my valentine, be my valentine
Put me at the front not the back of the line
Tie me up, strip me nude
I love it when you are really rude
I'll stand in line with the guys you suck
But it's me I know you love to fuck
So enjoy all those gorgeous guys ... Suck and fuck
And then I'll take you home happy in my pickup truck
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"btw to all couples out there...words of wisdom from my 8 yr old... "If you are married you dont need to send a valentine, your wife knows you love her, thats why you married her" "lol  bless | |||
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a valentine to meg, i love her so very much and i feel so lucky to have her in my life
Mr Shields
"Thank you my darling, I'm glad you liked yours too xxx and thanks Jem - it was fun watching him scroll down trying to work out which was his - until he actually got to it! xx | |||
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a valentine to meg, i love her so very much and i feel so lucky to have her in my life
Mr Shields
Thank you my darling, I'm glad you liked yours too xxx and thanks Jem - it was fun watching him scroll down trying to work out which was his - until he actually got to it! xx"i really loved it darling just wish i was as good with words as you are | |||
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"I really don't know what to say, I am speechless at my message, and in almost uncontrollable fits of giggles. See romance is not dead. I love it "How do you know who its from...he swore me to secrecy | |||
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a valentine to meg, i love her so very much and i feel so lucky to have her in my life
Mr Shields
Thank you my darling, I'm glad you liked yours too xxx and thanks Jem - it was fun watching him scroll down trying to work out which was his - until he actually got to it! xx"hee hee...you pair of romantic fools
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To Diamondsmiles
Her name is diamondsmiles
her house it is miles and miles
but I'd travel there just to see
if she'd spend an afternoon with me
I may be a bit glam
and I doubt I could stay calm
when she's naked in front of me
cos Diamondsmiles is so lovely
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To rentadread
Ill sing you a song
A tune I will hum
But all I want really
Is a bite of your bum
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"I really don't know what to say, I am speechless at my message, and in almost uncontrollable fits of giggles. See romance is not dead. I love it
How do you know who its from...he swore me to secrecy "Well I don't and I don't really know what they mean, I don't get up to sexual things like that - how very rude of them  | |||
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"I really don't know what to say, I am speechless at my message, and in almost uncontrollable fits of giggles. See romance is not dead. I love it
How do you know who its from...he swore me to secrecy
Well I don't and I don't really know what they mean, I don't get up to sexual things like that - how very rude of them "Reckon he musnt know you at all | |||
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Foxy FemmeFatale Forces Faint Heart to Flutter
Happy Valentines Day Foxy xx
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To princess pussy , you think i want your body, but its your heart and soul that excite me...your body just makes me wet
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To princess pussy , you think i want your body, but its your heart and soul that excite me...your body just makes me wet
Jem I didnt know you wanted my body??? My soul I sold to the devil a long time ago "From me...what makes you think that | |||
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You know who you are xxxx from mrs game xx
Wrap your arms around me
And hold me just so fine
Plant that kiss upon me
And be my valentine.
Wrap your arms around me
And let your love light shine
And you be my valentine.
Wrap your arms around me
Oh baby that is so fine
Now look me in the eyes
As you say 'I'LL BE YOUR my valentine. xxxxxx
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JackandKate
You make me wait
Take of those glasses
And Ill grope ya asses
Happy Valentines Day!
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To CheekyChezza
She has been there for me since the day I met her. She is the most sensual person I have ever known
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To mr 44
roses are red
violets are blue
i want to spend valentines day
on top of you
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"Well done Jemima! Great thread love reading the messages" To the OP rose are red The vines are all twisted Bend over love You're about to be fisted
Don't know how to do hearts lol
Oh and i know that a lot of you think I'm too shy to receive a nice little valentines ditty.......but I'm not honest | |||
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"I'm loving the dittys too
but what's up? can nobody think of word that a rhymes with Fia "just because you asked. on a loving day i'd spend it with fia and stick my penis in her right hand..... | |||
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"I haven't got any Valentine's day wishe at all this year, Saint Valentine can suck my giant penus "Roses are Red but with Hayfever I'll pass Be carefull with that Didlo You'll have someone's Eye out with it!  | |||
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"I haven't got any Valentine's day wishe at all this year, Saint Valentine can suck my giant penus
Roses are Red
but with Hayfever I'll pass
Be carefull with that Didlo
You'll have someone's Eye out with it!
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"I'm loving the dittys too
but what's up? can nobody think of word that a rhymes with Fia "Only diarrhoea | |||
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"I'm loving the dittys too
but what's up? can nobody think of word that a rhymes with Fia "or, how about when valentines are calling, and love is wanted so there is just one name to think of, but keep your voices low. a woman so sexy and horny, and has the name of fia she sucks like a vacuum cleaner, and goes better than a cortina ghia marks out of 10? lol. B | |||
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Happy Valentine Siren, always yours, always have been, always will be. xx | |||
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"What a lovely thread! Well done Jemima! "yes she has done well putting this together xx thankyou x | |||
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To Gogo8l
Be my Homer
I wanna be your Marge.
If I'm your Norfolk Broads
Will you be my barge? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
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for Mr madchick
Roses are red
violets are blue
My fanny ends up deformed
When ive been fisted by you
anonymous
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Wishy we love you
Wishy we do
But if we meet up
Does Siren come too??
Happy Valentines to you both x
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to Johnsoda
roses are red
violets are blue
you thought you wasnt getting one
well heres one for you xx
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stuscotland
You live in such a far flung place
I wish you were nearer, Id sit on your face
Id drag you away from your list of the dead
And put you to work rocking my bed
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"Siren had a miscarriage on Valentine's Day last year so it was a sad affair for us. Today, she got her first smile from our 5w/o baby girl and to say she's emotional would be an understatement.
Happy Valentine Siren, always yours, always have been, always will be. xx "Congratulations on the birth of your baby girl. | |||
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To yorkie lass
A sexy little pixie of northern delight
i want to lick and tease you into the night
With eyes like fire and breasts so pale
this valentine isnt from a male
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"Roses are red Violets are blue There is no one, Jemima As sweet as you "
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To a real sweet- heart Eurotongue.
Roses are red ,
Violets are blue
I feel like a quickie
how about you ??? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Lovely Lanie x
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I just want you to know that I think the world of you. xxxx
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Here is one for everyone :
Remember to sing along in Julio style
To all the girls I've fabbed before
Who took one look, locked their doors
and put me on ignore
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've fabbed before
To all the men I once caressed
And may I say, it wasn't all in jest
I apologise, it was the next best thing to breasts
I was too far gone, I was really having fun
To all the men I've caressed before
To all the folks who shared a bed with me
Who had me in fits of ecstacy
I'm very easily led
My mammy dropped me on my head
To all the folks who shared a bed with me
To all the girls who've shared my life
Who, OK, were somebodys elses wife
I'm glad you came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls who've shared my life
To all the men who shared my wife
The woman who really is my life
I'm glad you did your bit
Especially on her tits
To all the men who shared my wife
To all of you who've made me roar
Let's hope there's time for plenty more
I can say you've been the best
So much better than the rest
To all of you who've made me roar
Valentine wishes to all xxxxx
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Diamongurly,
The love of your life is out there
When its time
You will see him
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To bussy xx
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do you fancy an African Grey?
Or a Cockatoo?
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Mark 77.
Roses are red
violets are blue
come kiss me
and ill kiss u. xxxx
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To eveshamgal
If loveis a fan club with only 2 fans, is lust a team game all can play...
happy valentines day xxxxx
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iconic and naughtynymphos two fab ladys.
roses are red
violets are blue
chocolate is yummy
and so are you two. !!!!
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Wishy we love you
Wishy we do
But if we meet up
Does Siren come too??
Happy Valentines to you both x
"Absolutely she does, we cum as a team y'know! | |||
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Happy valentines kisses to all.
Well done Jemm and kisses to you too. xxx | |||
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iconic and naughtynymphos two fab ladys.
roses are red
violets are blue
chocolate is yummy
and so are you two. !!!!
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"fourth post will be about 5 ,strangely my kids seem to think they need to eat "Will I finaly get a poem for me? | |||
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"fourth post will be about 5 ,strangely my kids seem to think they need to eat
Will I finaly get a poem for me?"georgey porgey puddin and pie has a cock and we know why when the girlies have a play georgey does it his own way | |||
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To yorkie lass
A sexy little pixie of northern delight
i want to lick and tease you into the night
With eyes like fire and breasts so pale
this valentine isnt from a male
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To jacqs
She loves the villa, and when we meet I know I'll be on to a winner.
She looks good on cam, like she does in Chams, and I'm a rally big fan.
happy valentines.
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To eveshamgal
If loveis a fan club with only 2 fans, is lust a team game all can play...
happy valentines day xxxxx
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" To Cute n sassy1, My personal forum favourite. My childish crush. My first chance to message you. My valentine's wish: You reply with a "hi" from a message titled "a cheeky look." Anything more is up to you. I hope this made you smile on Valentine's day! " Cmon,, come clean.. who are ya?? | |||
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Georgyporgy pudding and pie
Was kissed by Soapy and made to cry
When the girls came out to play
It cheered him up and made his day
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Mr Lick77 you make my heart flutter
Now bend over dear and Ill lube you with butter
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To the lovely Granny-Crumpet.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
No one on this planet
can compare with you. xxxx ok on fab x
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Fabulous Fabio
You leave me agog
Now pucker up honey
And give me a snog
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for Laceytop
Lacey, Lacey,
Oh so racey
Stockinged legs and red high heels
All red blooded they makes me feels
Show me yours and I'll show you mine
I talk of toga's and rope and twine
The world will be ours, but one step at a time
It can be done, but we have mountains to climb
I'll tip you the wink when I'm ready
So keeps them lists goin steady
WHSmith, Rymans and Staples to name but three
Get our supplies and we'll set the world free !
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"Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him". Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please
Least you got one. Off to the pub now to sulk. "
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"Getting pee'd aff noo. Only had one and it was fae "him". Jem, change the next 10 that you post to have my name in them please
Least you got one. Off to the pub now to sulk.
this was only meant to be fun and a way to get newbies lurkers and regulars all posting"LOL not blaming you petal. I'm off to spend time with my true love. Beer!!! | |||
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hey im still posting woman, give me time to get them up!"Not often we hear you saying that Jem, usually we give you time to get them down!!!! xxxxxxx | |||
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"Siren had a miscarriage on Valentine's Day last year so it was a sad affair for us. Today, she got her first smile from our 5w/o baby girl and to say she's emotional would be an understatement.
Happy Valentine Siren, always yours, always have been, always will be. xx "What a lovely post in that it talks of such sadness, yet such joy. Bless you. Hugs and kisses to you both. | |||
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"I love you, I love you, I love you almighty, I wish you're pyjamas were next to my nighty. Don't be embarassed, don't get red, I mean on the clothesline not on the bed. Giz a shag xxx" the first one that made me chuckle | |||
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"Dearest sweetest Puddlefugger You're the one I choose to bugger I'm happy deep in your back passage 'Specially if I can reach to massage Your clit that switches your hydraulics And sprays your juice all over my bollocks Oh Jem, you're sweet, you're kind you're dirty You make me wish that I was thirty So long as you always scream and shout I'll never want to take it out And when you gasp under the cane I want to do it all again... So have a lovely evening Jem Until I can make you kneel again... Dai McGonagle" ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 30...i was thinking 18 | |||
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To the epitome of taste elegance and eloquence.
View I love you. heart heart xx
You live in Crewe, and you are 5' 2
Soapy you are sound, you've enough love to go around
You are moving away, to a land of the funny
In with "her", hope you have plenty of money
I'll miss you when you go, thought we might have had a chance
But things were not meant to be, but at least we had a dance.
You will always be my Valentine, and I'm sure you will be back
but in the meantime, the forums will appreciate your craic
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Pearl I want to meet you
Wish you wanted to meet me
Id invite you round for the evening
Cos Ive nothing to eat for my tea
Dear Mrs Coantrim ...... please be my valentine.
I promise to stop licking your windows if you let me in. xxxxx
Yours as ever,
A. S. Talker.
To blackspice
Ill bring the saucy, you bring the spice
Dear Sassymiss
I want spend a sexy night with you
But please my Valentine, dont bring Goliath too :0
Happy Valentines x
Kev do you sin?
If you do ....
then let's begin.
Wiggle wiggle.....
Kev's in.
Ooh Kev's IN.
Kev's IN
Kev's sin.
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for Laceytop
Lacey, Lacey,
Oh so racey
Stockinged legs and red high heels
All red blooded they makes me feels
Show me yours and I'll show you mine
I talk of toga's and rope and twine
The world will be ours, but one step at a time
It can be done, but we have mountains to climb
I'll tip you the wink when I'm ready
So keeps them lists goin steady
WHSmith, Rymans and Staples to name but three
Get our supplies and we'll set the world free !
"caligular caligular if only you were a regular upon the forums everyday oh the war games we could play | |||
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"Ah Jem and everyone else who has contributed. I have absolutely enjoyed this thread. mwah the lot of ya xxxxxxxx" Hello my scouse valentine | |||
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off to farmville I know when Im not wanted
Pours another red wine, | |||
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" You live in Crewe, and you are 5' 2 Soapy you are sound, you've enough love to go around You are moving away, to a land of the funny In with "her", hope you have plenty of money I'll miss you when you go, thought we might have had a chance But things were not meant to be, but at least we had a dance. You will always be my Valentine, and I'm sure you will be back but in the meantime, the forums will appreciate your craic xxxxxxxxxxxxx" My darling i know this is you. And ya know that ill always be true. Im coming ta get ya, of that i can bet ya. Im leaving the red white and blue. The reason my dear for my thinking, its you that is causing this stinking, Is simply because my loves true And theres no body quite daft as you xx | |||
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to mrs coantrim ...
Since my Valentine got a computer,
My luv life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important,
Unless it's a byte or a bit.
My life has become quite a trial,
Since my Valentine got a computer.
If I want her 2 care about me again,
I guess I'll have 2 reboot her.
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To mushroom
come out of the dark
and into the light
and i promise to make your night
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"Oh well, thanks for the Valentines... even if I did have to ask for them
Great thread though, it's proper buzzin'
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" some people are never happy lol. I am so, see ---- "ok, i'll let ya off. but just this once..... | |||
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..for Princess Pussy.
I know at times she is gobby and loud
she's a woman who always stands out in a crowd
She always likes to laugh and dance,
and most think they're lucky if they get the chance
to wine her and dine her and shag her as well
and they should count their blessings, cos she's sexy as hell
She's my pseudo-sister, my friend and my lover
my girlie is certainly like no other.
I count my lucky stars that we met
at the first Barnsley social, which I'll never forget.
I'll love her forever, till the end of time
and that's straight from my heart for my valentine.
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Fabulous Fabio
You leave me agog
Now pucker up honey
And give me a snog
"ooooh... buggery... i was never expecting one!!
whoever it was... danke schone xxxxx | |||
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"There's a woman i'd like to meet
I hear she gives out plenty
A shag with her would be a treat
The gorgeous Mrs 2020"
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..for Princess Pussy.
I know at times she is gobby and loud
she's a woman who always stands out in a crowd
She always likes to laugh and dance,
and most think they're lucky if they get the chance
to wine her and dine her and shag her as well
and they should count their blessings, cos she's sexy as hell
She's my pseudo-sister, my friend and my lover
my girlie is certainly like no other.
I count my lucky stars that we met
at the first Barnsley social, which I'll never forget.
I'll love her forever, till the end of time
and that's straight from my heart for my valentine.
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There's a forumite called Wishy
Who's always talking pishy
He's a cantankerous git
But his wife is so fit
And for Siren, we feel nothing but pity
Happy Valentine to you both xxxxxxxx
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"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous? "Nope I'm happy to see it. | |||
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"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous? "Ya got yours what ya moaning about lol? Xx | |||
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Roxy65 xxx
Be my Valentine Roxy65
R is for Rampant, you know if you tried her.
O is for Orgasmic, how you feel when inside her.
X is X-rated, she really is naughty.
Y is for You Rox, you hotty top totty.
65 kisses to you today, luv n stuff, your admirer. xxxx
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TIME FOR SEX
With my time machine sex is pursued,
Every chance in advance is reviewed;
In a boudoir in France,
Circumstance without pants,
Lady craving romance, a night lewd.
Roman orgy you spot in B.C.,
Simply don an old sheet and go see;
You can join in the revel,
Carefree and dishevel,
Then flee into time fancy-free.
Sultan's harem the next timeless site,
Ladies with unfulfilled appetite;
The old master is out,
Eunuchs nowhere about,
The right time to slip in a good night.
In your time machine zoom to Bombay,
Ancient Indian way holding sway;
Every manner of sex,
Some positions complex,
So perhaps you will stay there all day.
These excursions replete with sex feat,
And it's easy to be quite discreet;
Meet with Helen of Troy,
For some true Trojan joy,
Satisfaction complete, so repeat.
The future as good as the past,
In a present that will last and last;
Never over the hill,
Time will ever stand still,
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Roxy65 xxx
Be my Valentine Roxy65
R is for Rampant, you know if you tried her.
O is for Orgasmic, how you feel when inside her.
X is X-rated, she really is naughty.
Y is for You Rox, you hotty top totty.
65 kisses to you today, luv n stuff, your admirer. xxxx
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"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?
Ya got yours what ya moaning about lol? Xx"lol | |||
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"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous? "Not bileous no. Nice to know love still exists somewhere . | |||
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"we spent the night at the beer festival, what a great way to spend Valentines, K even drove me home "oh and I bought K a wonderful prezzie too .......................................................................................................................................................................... a pink knife | |||
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"is all this lovey dovey stuff making anyone else feel slightly bileous?
Not bileous no. Nice to know love still exists somewhere . "and lust, i think a few ppl might be meeting up after this... | |||
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