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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The other day I accepted a package for my older neighbour. She was away for a few days. Today she called to ask if I had recieved anything on her behalf. I replied yes I had and went off to get it. When I got back she turns to me and says I wonder if it came with batteries. I didn't think much of it and offered her some as I have loads since Christmas.

She smiled and opened it to see if it needed them and what type. My jaw nearly hit the floor as it was a pink rabbit vibe. She didn't even flinch. Turned out it had batteries in it.

Gave me a giggle after she left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she thought it was a back massager and you're just the one with a filthy mind

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Opened in front of you?... You think she was checking out your reaction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's wank bank material sorted for half the men who read this thread for tonight

I think your neighbour might have a bit of a crush!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe she thought it was a back massager and you're just the one with a filthy mind "

Nope it was penis shaped

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's wank bank material sorted for half the men who read this thread for tonight

I think your neighbour might have a bit of a crush!"

Ha ha she's a fair bit older than me. I just assumed she done it because she thought it would be funny.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

She obvs knows you're on here and was checking out if you're interested...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She obvs knows you're on here and was checking out if you're interested..."

She may not know you're on here but I would say interested in you nonetheless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She obvs knows you're on here and was checking out if you're interested...

She may not know you're on here but I would say interested in you nonetheless "

I've always thought she was straight. She's married and all but guess you could be right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a good story ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like a good story ha "

You think

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Go flirt with her and see what happens. Maybe you'll make her very happy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Maybe she thought it was a back massager and you're just the one with a filthy mind

Nope it was penis shaped "

Well that narrows it down a bit

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By *mstillere2Man
over a year ago

middleport

Age means nothing really and maybe she/they just hsve good taste when crushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she wanted you to join in with her and her husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if she’s ever tried a double ender and see where the conversation goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with some neighbours like that

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me thinks she was testing the waters to see if you would be interested in sharing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good ha love it

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I do wonder her motive for revealing it's content? Maybe you triggered her FABDAR and it may have been way of testing the waters with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Pray tell more

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