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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We went to the social at Adventures in lust club on Sunday night and we stayed in the premier inn Trentham gardens

After getting back at 1 am we settled down ta watch the telly

Fmuma reached over and turned off the light there was a small bang and the room was i complete darkness she had blown it lol (mind you shes pretty good at blowing)

So we had to move rooms at 2am pissed as farts (funny wasnt in it)

Moral of the story dont let women loose near electrical equipment if ya want a quiet night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you banned from prem inns now then?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"We went to the social at Adventures in lust club on Sunday night and we stayed in the premier inn Trentham gardens

After getting back at 1 am we settled down ta watch the telly

Fmuma reached over and turned off the light there was a small bang and the room was i complete darkness she had blown it lol (mind you shes pretty good at blowing)

So we had to move rooms at 2am pissed as farts (funny wasnt in it)

Moral of the story dont let women loose near electrical equipment if ya want a quiet night xx "

electricity and wet don't go together - you being a tradesman should know that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you banned from prem inns now then? "

Nope we got a free breakfast pmsl xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I did NOT blow the room up!!! It just made a very small bang when I tripped the circuit board.

Had to vacate the room at 2am, and try and pack out stuff in the pitch black. Soapy, being the gentleman as ever, lifted the vodka, moved room and got back into bed leaving me to sort everything else...

AND he still expected a shag!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you banned from prem inns now then?

Nope we got a free breakfast pmsl xx "

Pussy?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Are you banned from prem inns now then?

Nope we got a free breakfast pmsl xx

Pussy? "

no feckin mine, it wisnae!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you banned from prem inns now then?

Nope we got a free breakfast pmsl xx

Pussy? "

Id have more chance of shagging a snarling lion in the morning than a bit of early wi her lol xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Are you banned from prem inns now then?

Nope we got a free breakfast pmsl xx

Pussy?

Id have more chance of shagging a snarling lion in the morning than a bit of early wi her lol xx "

hear me fucking roar, fudface!!!!!!

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