FabSwingers.com forum: What are you doing to save the planet Serious or funny

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

recycling, conserving water ,planting a tree ,solar panels ,vegan ,driving at 10 mph,cycling ?

I've got cavity wall insulation for my teeth.

I refuse plastic bags ..if necessary I eat all the food while at the Checkout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart in bottles and store them in my cellar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fart in bottles and store them in my cellar.

I sniff the fart out of the bottles so they're reusable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to share my shower and save water

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Stopped using condoms

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By *he machinistMan
over a year ago

Stoke

Nothing, the planets just fine

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By *illing2016Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I do not let people who drive 'Chelsea Tractors' out of side junctions.

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

My contribution is being vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one is "Saving the Planet", what arrogance to think we are.

'The Planet is fine.... The People are fucked' .. George Carlin

Humans are like locusts... If we dont modify our behaiviour we are out of here... The Planet, on the other hand, will shrug us off like a dose of fleas and carry on as before...

Have fun xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycle/compost waste as much as possible.

Upcycle/donate unwanted household items to the less privileged.

We use washable nappies for the baby.

Happy to put on an extra layer of clothing instead of turning the heating on.

Walk to local shops instead of driving, as well as owning an economical car.

Solar panels for electricity.

Little things like making sure all plugs and lights are off apart from the essential ones.

We both work from home as much to reduce commuting.

As I learn more, we'll endeavour to do more.

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By *osforthMan
over a year ago

newcastle on tyne

Not breeding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

turn off the lights when you leave a police cell

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

trying to fart less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a very eco conscious person but I've just invested in reusable sanitary products, more for cost than anything but it will also help eco stuffs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

save your referendum voting slip so you can use it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bulk buy condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cement over unused holes on your body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well on a serious note Ill offer free decats poor cats shouldn't be forced to live in exhausts

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

I'm driving my 5 litre V8 a little less but there's no way I'm giving it up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if you're burying a body under the patio (and who isn"t)use cardboard instead of black plastic bags and duct tape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Binned shower gels for soap bars to cut down plastic, cycle when I can, knock the lights off and similar...sure nothing life changing but it's a start.

People are in denial ..and too self absorbed to think it affects them.

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

piss on the plants in the garden save water flush .and washing hands just shake dry ha ha.

dont wash pants just give them to fabbers that want them to spunk in.[just send a message for them ]

grow your own dope.[plant a man ]

hope this helps .ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm drinking at the hotel out of an insanely small glass.

I'm pretty sure I had the same size glass as part of my tea set when I was 3.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Not breeding.

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the local councils to stop putting landfill sites underneath flocks of seagulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all.im doing fuck all...it was already broke when I found it. Me personally trying to do my bit is like turning up to an earthquake site with a 12 volt car vacuum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stopped using condoms"

I give mine a quick rinse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm putting Theresa May in my AGA as fossil fuel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not have any more children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to go totally 100% vegan ,apart from beef, pork ,chicken, rabbit, veal but definitely no turkey. .. apart from the Christmas period.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

"Fuck all.im doing fuck all...it was already broke when I found it. Me personally trying to do my bit is like turning up to an earthquake site with a 12 volt car vacuum "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm recycling all my jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've decided not to start fracking in my garden..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stopped using condoms

I give mine a quick rinse

My ex husband was born because his parents washed out condoms are reused them. I guess they were revolutionary! Lol xx

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

yea am drying shit roll out on line after use .just 3 times though .shitting in the yard so the flies can have lots of food[10 million of them carnt all be wrong ]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borrowing a million quid with the first repayment due in 13 years....since we're all going to die in 12 because the high priests of climatology predict it....boom! I'll be as rich as a butcher's turrd for the rest of my life!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to go totally 100% vegan ,apart from beef, pork ,chicken, rabbit, veal but definitely no turkey. .. apart from the Christmas period.

and I'm only eating fish that have learned to swim !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I piss into women's throat to hydrate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To toughen them up I've given some Panda bears a black eye (see pictures on the internet for proof)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I work in a coal mine. I spend all day filling them up with Blu Tack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In America (Georgia I think )the council planted a tree to commemorate the death of George Harrison..

it was destroyed by Beetles.

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