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By *ORDERMAN OP Man
over a year ago

wrexham

My Chinese drug addict mate approached me saying "have you seen my cocaine?"

Not since I saw I saw him in Zulu I replied

Groan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I groaned

but only after working it out

That took a good few minutes of re-reading

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

why are guys with small cocks like floor tiles ????

because once you lay them you can walk all over them .

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"My Chinese drug addict mate approached me saying "have you seen my cocaine?"

Not since I saw I saw him in Zulu I replied

Groan"

Is it said in a Chinese accent? I'm not getting it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Chinese drug addict mate approached me saying "have you seen my cocaine?"

Not since I saw I saw him in Zulu I replied

Groan

Is it said in a Chinese accent? I'm not getting it ...

Try it in cockney....

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By *ORDERMAN OP Man
over a year ago

wrexham

"My Chinese drug addict mate approached me saying "have you seen my cocaine?"

Not since I saw I saw him in Zulu I replied

Groan

Is it said in a Chinese accent? I'm not getting it ...

Concentrate on my cocaine..... Who starred in Zulu?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"My Chinese drug addict mate approached me saying "have you seen my cocaine?"

Not since I saw I saw him in Zulu I replied

Groan

Is it said in a Chinese accent? I'm not getting it ...

Concentrate on my cocaine..... Who starred in Zulu? "

Not a lot of people know that though...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Don't throw your bloody spears at me!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

He's walking where I'm afraid I don't know,

I see the firemen jumping from the windows,

There's panic and I hear somebody scream... "arrrggghhh"

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"My Chinese drug addict mate approached me saying "have you seen my cocaine?"

Not since I saw I saw him in Zulu I replied

Groan

Is it said in a Chinese accent? I'm not getting it ...

Concentrate on my cocaine..... Who starred in Zulu? "

Yeh I no Micheal Caine...still lost

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"He's walking where I'm afraid I don't know,

I see the firemen jumping from the windows,

There's panic and I hear somebody scream... "arrrggghhh""

Is this a riddle or a joke, cos I can't make head nor tail of it

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"He's walking where I'm afraid I don't know,

I see the firemen jumping from the windows,

There's panic and I hear somebody scream... "arrrggghhh"

Is this a riddle or a joke, cos I can't make head nor tail of it

It's just Madness isn't it...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"He's walking where I'm afraid I don't know,

I see the firemen jumping from the windows,

There's panic and I hear somebody scream... "arrrggghhh"

Is this a riddle or a joke, cos I can't make head nor tail of it

It's just Madness isn't it..."

He Caine’d it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"My Chinese drug addict mate approached me saying "have you seen my cocaine?"

Not since I saw I saw him in Zulu I replied

Groan

Is it said in a Chinese accent? I'm not getting it ...

Concentrate on my cocaine..... Who starred in Zulu?

Yeh I no Micheal Caine...still lost

Try listening to Valentina Hasan-Ken Lee (Without you, Mariah Carey

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPs7dJvW2X4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Doctor says that drinking vodka won't solve my problems...

But I think its worth a shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Indian girlfriend said I could give her a facial. I nearly came on the spot!

Officer:"I'm sorry to say sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a bus."

Man:"Yeah, but she's got a great personality."

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

My doctor told me that I need to stop masturbating. When I asked why, he said,

"Because I'm trying to take your pulse".

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