FabSwingers.com forum: You're an expert apparently

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Theres experts on everything...usually on everyone else's jobs or business.

What are you an expert on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking things up.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I am actually an "Expert Witness" that is my job title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to my workmates I can assess people quickly and accurately

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By *r and mrs 1992Couple
over a year ago

Oldham

I'd say I'm a expert on everyone else's job and business ha

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Just winging it over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an expert at running events apparently (according to Doughnut lol)

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Apparently I'm an expert with a knife.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Falling over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing bullshit when I hear it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female pleasure enhancing. Sorry girls if I don't get back to you. Have a very full inbox...

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Gin."

Me too Saffron...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I am actually an "Expert Witness" that is my job title

That is so cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin.

Me too Saffron..."

Ha ha mines at least partly professional!!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Two things.....

1) cats

2) tiddlywinks

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Gin.

Me too Saffron...

Ha ha mines at least partly professional!! "

Mine's not at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medical examinations & chevy engine building.... well i try to be

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bras. Genuinly. I have a very expensive piece of paper to prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck all... I'm also pretty modest

lol

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

sucking uncut cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X is an unknown quantity, and a spurt is a drip under pressure.....sums me up nicely..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coordinating things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superparamagnetism.

True story.

I’m quite good on gravel too.

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

Wine

Pizza

Shots

Garlic

Blow jobs

Cocktail sausages

Shoes

Steak

Basically all the things I really like, I’m an expert

Sassy

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

"sucking uncut cock."

That’s actually a good one because I have no fucking idea what to do when presented with an uncut cock!

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Winding people up and football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expert in rugby league

And seduction

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Expert in rugby league

And seduction

That's quite a combo if the seduction doesn't work you can tackle them to the ground

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Bloody emojis was meant to be a

huge grin x

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Mostly stuff nobody else is interested in, which makes it so much easier to be the expert.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Absolutely fooking everything under the Sun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not an expert in anything

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Listening when people need someone to talk too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good in many things but wouldn't call myself an expert. Perhaps in pissing people off

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My childhood listening to Dad's music......

love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jmdVC73Gds

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No one could love me

The way that you love me

But is it a matter of time.

But each time you hold me

The way that you hold me

Time never crosses my mind.

We all took chances

Sometimes too many

So, I'll take some chances myself.

'Cause you're an expert at everything

I never thought of and

Real good at everything else.

You give me kisses

For no special reason

No special reason's enough.

You never wait till the

Party's all over

To show me

I'm the one you love.

You never do me

The way that they did me

'Cause look what you've done

With what was left

You're an expert at everything

I never thought of and

Real good at everything else.

[Instrumental]

You give me kisses

For no speacial reason

No special reason's enough.

You never wait till the

Party's all over

To show me

I'm the one you love.

You never do me

The way that they did me

'Cause look what you've done

With what was left

You're an expert at everything

I never thought of and

Real good at everything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a living without actually working for a living, well I say that but I still sit at a computer for hours a day but it's not like a real job where I have to be somewhere for a set amount of time, I can (and have) take a month off and everything ticks along.

Yes I'm an expert at finding my freedom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black holes.

Serena Williams.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

My habits, obsessions and weirdy ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get paid for being an expert in a couple of different fields

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

football tactics... every manager in every game misses something i dont!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explosives and international banking........

Just read that top line again; it reads a lot sinister than it should

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'm an expert at money laundering and forging documents.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I'm an expert at money laundering and forging documents."

I knew it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Falling over "

Me too

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

only on me!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Digging holes.

Usually for me.....

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm an expert at money laundering and forging documents.

I knew it!!

I offer very reasonable rates if you ever need a fake passport or some cash washed!..

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"I'm an expert at money laundering and forging documents.

I knew it!!

I offer very reasonable rates if you ever need a fake passport or some cash washed!.."

we may do business in future

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm an expert at money laundering and forging documents.

I knew it!!

I offer very reasonable rates if you ever need a fake passport or some cash washed!..

we may do business in future

I'm often at the fab lounge bar on Saturday evenings so I'm sure we could make some sort of deal...

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"I'm an expert at money laundering and forging documents.

I knew it!!

I offer very reasonable rates if you ever need a fake passport or some cash washed!..

we may do business in future

I'm often at the fab lounge bar on Saturday evenings so I'm sure we could make some sort of deal...

no problem

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"sucking uncut cock.

That’s actually a good one because I have no fucking idea what to do when presented with an uncut cock!"

ha ha ha..

It took me 65 years to work it out...keep practising!

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Fucking things up. "

Hey I also have that skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sucking uncut cock.

That’s actually a good one because I have no fucking idea what to do when presented with an uncut cock!"

I’ve never been presented with one so I’d probably be the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm excellent at being irrationally irritated.

A kid was sat next to me yesterday crunching crisps REALLY loudly in a chipmunk kind of way and slapping her lips together

I had to move

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've had several careers, had to study hard & received distinctions in all of them.

Can't say I'm an actual expert in any of those fields though.

If I had to pick one thing, it would be something I was taught at an early age, a hobby I love doing, making things I give to friends as gifts.

My cakes & gins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expert in rugby league

And seduction

That's quite a combo if the seduction doesn't work you can tackle them to the ground

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By *lloverkisserMan
over a year ago

preston

My dog has issues, apparently I am a dog expert because I won't listen to another opinion on my dog.

Be like my dog, be a rebel... A nice rebel

( by the way her name isn't rebel) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling upstairs and tripping on fresh air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I'm an expert at giving blowjobs

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