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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fab cake...who’s got what to go in it...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Oh, I dread to think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, I dread to think

Is that tasty

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rum"

How many bottles you got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly squeezed man juice over here!

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Gin and tonic

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Oh, I dread to think

Is that tasty

Can be hit or miss

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got sultanas..and loads of powders and spices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rum

How many bottles you got

Plenty

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got some left over rum

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By *illing2016Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Cherry's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chocolate."

How many bars can you give me

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Oh, I dread to think

My sentiments exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Freshly squeezed man juice over here!

Will that rise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic"

Gins good, forget the tonic...too fizzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freshly squeezed man juice over here!

Will that rise

It’ll put hairs on your chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, I dread to think

Is that tasty

Can be hit or miss

Let’s hope it misses the cake mix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got some left over rum"

More rum, this is turning into a pirate cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, I dread to think

My sentiments exactly

Come on SMP3...what have you got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Fab cake...who’s got what to go in it...

Hope you baking naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Freshly squeezed man juice over here!

Will that rise

It’ll put hairs on your chest

I don’t want hairs on my chest, will it the bottoms of my feet hairy

I’m cold

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Grated pear.... you’d be surprised....

I’ve just made breakfast Bircher:

Oats

Cranberry juice

Grated pear

Grated apple

Dried cranberries

A small tub of fat free Greek yoghurt

All in the same tub. Leave in the fridge overnight. A small bowl for breakfast with raspberries and pumpkin seeds

Bloody lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Fab cake...who’s got what to go in it...

Hope you baking naked "

Well, I have my pants on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grated pear.... you’d be surprised....

I’ve just made breakfast Bircher:

Oats

Cranberry juice

Grated pear

Grated apple

Dried cranberries

A small tub of fat free Greek yoghurt

All in the same tub. Leave in the fridge overnight. A small bowl for breakfast with raspberries and pumpkin seeds

Bloody lovely! "

Phhhhwwwwooooooaaaaarrrrr

...will all that go with rum DC

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Grated pear.... you’d be surprised....

I’ve just made breakfast Bircher:

Oats

Cranberry juice

Grated pear

Grated apple

Dried cranberries

A small tub of fat free Greek yoghurt

All in the same tub. Leave in the fridge overnight. A small bowl for breakfast with raspberries and pumpkin seeds

Bloody lovely! "

Sounds delicious. I'm mixing this up tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many gross flavours il stick to mr kipling ta

French fancies all the way

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

" Fab cake...who’s got what to go in it...

A bit of my soul and your undeniable sweetness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Fab cake...who’s got what to go in it...

Hope you baking naked

Well, I have my pants on

Liking the sound of that, wonder how I could distract you?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Chocolate.

How many bars can you give me

5...erm, make that 4 and a half...sod it, 4!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I would like to point out that I manfully avoided making any "giving you..." smut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freshly squeezed man juice over here!

Will that rise

It’ll put hairs on your chest

I don’t want hairs on my chest, will it the bottoms of my feet hairy

I’m cold

Yeah you’ll probably end up with hobbits feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark chocolate chips and cranberries. Oops some Bailey's fell in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wooden spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick cream for the filling.

Someone left it here earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thick cream for the filling.

Someone left it here earlier

Everyone knows you can’t mix man juice and thick cream together, it’ll set too quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too many gross flavours il stick to mr kipling ta

French fancies all the way"

And a nice cup of teabag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Fab cake...who’s got what to go in it...

A bit of my soul and your undeniable sweetness

How about some of your apples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like to point out that I manfully avoided making any "giving you..." smut."

It was noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many gross flavours il stick to mr kipling ta

French fancies all the way

And a nice cup of teabag

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milky coffee

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Grated pear.... you’d be surprised....

I’ve just made breakfast Bircher:

Oats

Cranberry juice

Grated pear

Grated apple

Dried cranberries

A small tub of fat free Greek yoghurt

All in the same tub. Leave in the fridge overnight. A small bowl for breakfast with raspberries and pumpkin seeds

Bloody lovely!

Sounds delicious. I'm mixing this up tonight."

It is!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Grated pear.... you’d be surprised....

I’ve just made breakfast Bircher:

Oats

Cranberry juice

Grated pear

Grated apple

Dried cranberries

A small tub of fat free Greek yoghurt

All in the same tub. Leave in the fridge overnight. A small bowl for breakfast with raspberries and pumpkin seeds

Bloody lovely!

Phhhhwwwwooooooaaaaarrrrr

...will all that go with rum DC

If you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Freshly squeezed man juice over here!

Will that rise

It’ll put hairs on your chest

I don’t want hairs on my chest, will it the bottoms of my feet hairy

I’m cold

Yeah you’ll probably end up with hobbits feet

As long as they keep me warm, I’ll get them waxed in the summer

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

" Fab cake...who’s got what to go in it...

A bit of my soul and your undeniable sweetness

How about some of your apples

My apples are sour, they don't go well with cake, but have some sweet dried up and shriveled prunes if you like!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chocolate.

How many bars can you give me

5...erm, make that 4 and a half...sod it, 4!

Hand the 5th bar over...come on, you can do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark chocolate chips and cranberries. Oops some Bailey's fell in."

I caught the baileys and I’m drinking it now

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Oh, I dread to think

My sentiments exactly

Come on SMP3...what have you got

I have some lovely ripe cherries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got half a Caramac and a Twix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a wooden spoon"

Do you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some nuts and plenty of cream if that helps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thick cream for the filling.

Someone left it here earlier

It will be gone off shortly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too many gross flavours il stick to mr kipling ta

French fancies all the way

And a nice cup of teabag

milky coffee"

Can you donate your bourbon biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Fab cake...who’s got what to go in it...

A bit of my soul and your undeniable sweetness

How about some of your apples

My apples are sour, they don't go well with cake, but have some sweet dried up and shriveled prunes if you like!"

Will,they be nice in a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got some good luvin to go in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, I dread to think

My sentiments exactly

Come on SMP3...what have you got

I have some lovely ripe cherries

Will they need warming up first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got half a Caramac and a Twix."

What happened to the other half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter for the icing which is essential on cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got half a Caramac and a Twix.

What happened to the other half

I ate it of course

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I had some mascarpone cheese..I just ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a wooden spoon

Do you now

A big one too

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I do have some of those pretty little sprinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark Chocolate and whipped cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake cases and Palma violet gin plus milk and white chocolate xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Butter for the icing which is essential on cake! "

Might need a lot of butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had some mascarpone cheese..I just ate it

what else you got

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Cake cases and Palma violet gin plus milk and white chocolate xx"

Palms Violet gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many gross flavours il stick to mr kipling ta

French fancies all the way

And a nice cup of teabag

milky coffee

Can you donate your bourbon biscuit

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iv eaten em so no

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Morello cherries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do have some of those pretty little sprinkles

They are lovely. Hope it’s a big jar of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark Chocolate and whipped cream."

Nice

you haven’t eaten any of the chocolate yet have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thick cream for the filling.

Someone left it here earlier

It will be gone off shortly

I'm keeping it warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake cases and Palma violet gin plus milk and white chocolate xx

Palms Violet gin

This cake is going to get all very tipsy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too many gross flavours il stick to mr kipling ta

French fancies all the way

And a nice cup of teabag

milky coffee

Can you donate your bourbon biscuit

iv eaten em so no

I bet you have loads stashed away teabag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morello cherries "

No you don’t, I’ve just eaten them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many gross flavours il stick to mr kipling ta

French fancies all the way

And a nice cup of teabag

milky coffee

Can you donate your bourbon biscuit

iv eaten em so no

I bet you have loads stashed away teabag

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as the seaguls say mine mine mine mine mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thick cream for the filling.

Someone left it here earlier

It will be gone off shortly

I'm keeping it warm

How you keeping it warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thick cream for the filling.

Someone left it here earlier

It will be gone off shortly

I'm keeping it warm

How you keeping it warm

In a warm, dark place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake cases and Palma violet gin plus milk and white chocolate xx

Palms Violet gin

7.99 home bargains xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wants a slice of cake

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'd love a nice moist slice of your cake Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a nice moist slice of your cake Cheeky "

I’m not bringing it to the dinner party....lol....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm just back from an Amy Winehouse tribute and a little merry. Before I get an early night I could do with somwthing for the munchies... can I have a large slice please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just back from an Amy Winehouse tribute and a little merry. Before I get an early night I could do with somwthing for the munchies... can I have a large slice please."

Are you sure you want a slice

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'm just back from an Amy Winehouse tribute and a little merry. Before I get an early night I could do with somwthing for the munchies... can I have a large slice please."

Cake rehab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just back from an Amy Winehouse tribute and a little merry. Before I get an early night I could do with somwthing for the munchies... can I have a large slice please.

Cake rehab?"

She’ll need something if she eats that

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm just back from an Amy Winehouse tribute and a little merry. Before I get an early night I could do with somwthing for the munchies... can I have a large slice please.

Are you sure you want a slice

It seemed like a good idea at the time....not so sure now. Maybe a glass of water

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm just back from an Amy Winehouse tribute and a little merry. Before I get an early night I could do with somwthing for the munchies... can I have a large slice please.

Cake rehab?"

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