FabSwingers.com forum: The FAB dinner party

By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Senior level interviewing has been a factor of my professional capacity for many years now. To break from the routine of obligatory questioning, I sometimes throw into the mix the 'who would be your ideal dinner party guests and why' teaser - this can help to provide me with an alternative insight into the candidate in question.

So...

Which FAB forumites would you choose to attend your dinner party event, and why?

You can each pick up to a maximum of five guests, of which, at least one needs to be of the same sex.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Does nobody want to play 'Come Dine With Me?'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does nobody want to play 'Come Dine With Me?'..."
i just ate

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'd have ..........

1. Very skinny one.

2. One with bulimia.

3. One with a food aversion.

4. One who brings loads of drink but doesn't drink.

5. One on a diet of fresh air.

And five who paid for all the catering and cleaning.

Thank you.

Volunteers apply here.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea Monkey - seems like a decent guy and a fellow simian

Phoenix AdAstra - One of my best friends

Diane Selwyn

Scarlettx

Naughty Lola

Because I fancy the arse of them all

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'd have ..........

1. Very skinny one.

2. One with bulimia.

3. One with a food aversion.

4. One who brings loads of drink but doesn't drink.

5. One on a diet of fresh air.

And five who paid for all the catering and cleaning.

Thank you.

Volunteers apply here....... "

I suspect you'd have a good time GC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool cool

1/Yourself op, because your an intelligent guy if I read you right, sharp dresser and, as much as I'd like to, I'm sure I couldn't keep 4 women occupied

2/Cheeky69, she's fun, would be delightfully entertaining and also the first of the eye candy

3/Rubi, her threads are fun and sometimes a little deviant and she would certainly have us all chatting away through our meal

4/NSAchick, her sense of humour is similar to mine I think she'd be a great laugh

5/Prue, the ladies dig this guy and he seems pretty cool so to make the numbers fair he would be the third guy and final guest

Sorry if I've missed anyone out but like I eat every night so you're welcome to the next one

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Tea Monkey - seems like a decent guy and a fellow simian

Phoenix AdAstra - One of my best friends

Diane Selwyn

Scarlettx

Naughty Lola

Because I fancy the arse of them all"

Mr Monkey in the middle of those six - a good evening guaranteed I'm sure

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Cool cool

1/Yourself op, because your an intelligent guy if I read you right, sharp dresser and, as much as I'd like to, I'm sure I couldn't keep 4 women occupied

2/Cheeky69, she's fun, would be delightfully entertaining and also the first of the eye candy

3/Rubi, her threads are fun and sometimes a little deviant and she would certainly have us all chatting away through our meal

4/NSAchick, her sense of humour is similar to mine I think she'd be a great laugh

5/Prue, the ladies dig this guy and he seems pretty cool so to make the numbers fair he would be the third guy and final guest

Sorry if I've missed anyone out but like I eat every night so you're welcome to the next one

Great choices Zipper

And potentially an amazing MMMFFF up for grabs!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m going to go for

PinkSwing

SJ and G3orgie

Jim

Meli

Mostly because they’re entertaining and funny

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Far too many to choose from but sandb69, deerob and Elounda (cheating slightly with 3 couples) came to mind first

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I’m going to go for

PinkSwing

SJ and G3orgie

Jim

Meli

Mostly because they’re entertaining and funny

With a smattering of Raspberry Ruffles on offer I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t subject anyone to a dinner party with me I like them too much

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m going to go for

PinkSwing

SJ and G3orgie

Jim

Meli

Mostly because they’re entertaining and funny

With a smattering of Raspberry Ruffles on offer I'm sure"

I would share my Raspberry Ruffles if I had to

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

No one I'm anti social and get nervous in groups

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I wouldn’t subject anyone to a dinner party with me I like them too much

I'd invite you to mine

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Cool cool

1/Yourself op, because your an intelligent guy if I read you right, sharp dresser and, as much as I'd like to, I'm sure I couldn't keep 4 women occupied

2/Cheeky69, she's fun, would be delightfully entertaining and also the first of the eye candy

3/Rubi, her threads are fun and sometimes a little deviant and she would certainly have us all chatting away through our meal

4/NSAchick, her sense of humour is similar to mine I think she'd be a great laugh

5/Prue, the ladies dig this guy and he seems pretty cool so to make the numbers fair he would be the third guy and final guest

Sorry if I've missed anyone out but like I eat every night so you're welcome to the next one

I'm in

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t subject anyone to a dinner party with me I like them too much

I would have you along to my next one

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I wouldn’t subject anyone to a dinner party with me I like them too much

I'd invite you to mine

Just dinner for two, or would you invite more guests NSA?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good dinner party

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd have ..........

1. Very skinny one.

2. One with bulimia.

3. One with a food aversion.

4. One who brings loads of drink but doesn't drink.

5. One on a diet of fresh air.

And five who paid for all the catering and cleaning.

Thank you.

Volunteers apply here.......

I suspect you'd have a good time GC"

Of course. They'd all be astute conversationalists and score a 10 with regard to fuckability.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I wouldn’t subject anyone to a dinner party with me I like them too much

I'd invite you to mine

Just dinner for two, or would you invite more guests NSA?"

I'm having trouble with my shortlist, I'll be back later

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I love a good dinner party "

I'd run in flip flops to your party Honey

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t subject anyone to a dinner party with me I like them too much

I'd invite you to mine

Well there’s no accounting for taste and you can’t say you weren’t warned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t subject anyone to a dinner party with me I like them too much

I would have you along to my next one

Be careful what you wish for

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Tea Monkey - seems like a decent guy and a fellow simian

Phoenix AdAstra - One of my best friends

Diane Selwyn

Scarlettx

Naughty Lola

Because I fancy the arse of them all

Mr Monkey in the middle of those six - a good evening guaranteed I'm sure"

He's only inviting me, as he'll get me to do the cooking

I'm more bothered though, that the straightest man I know, may have just confessed he fancies Tea Monkey?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll cook instead for everyone if that’s ok? Lol

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'll be off then

Didn’t you go earlier?

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By *essons in LustCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

"I'd have ..........

1. Very skinny one.

2. One with bulimia.

3. One with a food aversion.

4. One who brings loads of drink but doesn't drink.

5. One on a diet of fresh air.

And five who paid for all the catering and cleaning.

Thank you.

Volunteers apply here.......

I suspect you'd have a good time GC

Of course. They'd all be astute conversationalists and score a 10 with regard to fuckability."

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I’ll cook instead for everyone if that’s ok? Lol"

Nicely volunteered Sticky Danish

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

So who would you choose OP?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’ll cook instead for everyone if that’s ok? Lol"

Expertise in which quisine ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gemini- great to talk to fabulous arse

Genghis - Cute fit and intriguing

Xperia - Level headed sweetheart

Avalanche- Great body

Queen L - honest great boobs kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea Monkey - seems like a decent guy and a fellow simian

Phoenix AdAstra - One of my best friends

Diane Selwyn

Scarlettx

Naughty Lola

Because I fancy the arse of them all

Mr Monkey in the middle of those six - a good evening guaranteed I'm sure

He's only inviting me, as he'll get me to do the cooking

I'm more bothered though, that the straightest man I know, may have just confessed he fancies Tea Monkey?!?

Err, big daft bird, where did I say I fancied him

Yes you're there for your cooking abilities, and boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I choose 10

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would hire a huge field with a marquee and ask everyone who wanted to attend to bring a picnic. Every hour a whistle would sound and every single person would need to spend five minutes chatting to somebody they had never previously spoken to before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would hire a huge field with a marquee and ask everyone who wanted to attend to bring a picnic. Every hour a whistle would sound and every single person would need to spend five minutes chatting to somebody they had never previously spoken to before."

I would bring a selection of amuse-bouche and some cherry wine.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would bring a selection of amuse-bouche and some cherry wine."

My kind of picnic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just go snooping in your cupboards

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'm going for people who are interesting, we'd have a laugh, and there'd not necessarily be undercurrents of anything more than just enjoying each other's company:

Miss Red

Princess Peach

YeOldeWitchDoctor

Genghis Khan

Topsy Rogers

Tea Monkey

Sappyofile

And yeah I know that's 7 but I had to keep numbers even

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Then I think I will have

Doc

LaceyandSam

Fabulous and Bearded

Mixed Mister ... he would be great at a dinner party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs"

I forgot Nymph!

I love her. I’m coming to yours. I’ll sneak in, you won’t even notice me

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs

I forgot Nymph!

I love her. I’m coming to yours. I’ll sneak in, you won’t even notice me

*cough cough

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs

I forgot Nymph!

I love her. I’m coming to yours. I’ll sneak in, you won’t even notice me

*cough cough"

Miss Red, The ruggedly handsome one, Sexybrunette.

I want you all

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs

I forgot Nymph!

I love her. I’m coming to yours. I’ll sneak in, you won’t even notice me

*cough cough

Miss Red, The ruggedly handsome one, Sexybrunette.

I want you all

I'll bring the rum then

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Senior level interviewing has been a factor of my professional capacity for many years now. To break from the routine of obligatory questioning, I sometimes throw into the mix the 'who would be your ideal dinner party guests and why' teaser - this can help to provide me with an alternative insight into the candidate in question.

So...

Which FAB forumites would you choose to attend your dinner party event, and why?

You can each pick up to a maximum of five guests, of which, at least one needs to be of the same sex."

You! Cheeky69! Babs! Nora! SMP3....

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

PhoenixAdAstra because her attitude is brilliant

Meli because she has the face of an angel and the norks of a porn star

Elcee because she cracks me up

Naughty Lola because she’s unbelievably cool

Sappyofile because she would take the piss out of any idiots on the next table

Tea Monkey as the other bloke, because he’s as funny and intelligent as I’d like to be

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

How bigs the table?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't have any of you to dinner you're a bunch of pervs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't have any of you to dinner you're a bunch of pervs

"
call it mcdonalds id throw fries at ya for callinv me a perv

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

So...

Which FAB forumites would you choose to attend your dinner party event, and why?

You can each pick up to a maximum of five guests, of which, at least one needs to be of the same sex.

You! Cheeky69! Babs! Nora! SMP3...."

This should happen

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs

I forgot Nymph!

I love her. I’m coming to yours. I’ll sneak in, you won’t even notice me

*cough cough

Miss Red, The ruggedly handsome one, Sexybrunette.

I want you all

I'll bring the rum then

Are you trying to get me tipsy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...

Which FAB forumites would you choose to attend your dinner party event, and why?

You can each pick up to a maximum of five guests, of which, at least one needs to be of the same sex.

You! Cheeky69! Babs! Nora! SMP3...."

Do Girth and SMP3 know what they’ve let themselves in for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs

I forgot Nymph!

I love her. I’m coming to yours. I’ll sneak in, you won’t even notice me

"
your already in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs

I forgot Nymph!

I love her. I’m coming to yours. I’ll sneak in, you won’t even notice me

*cough cough

Miss Red, The ruggedly handsome one, Sexybrunette.

I want you all

I'll bring the rum then

Are you trying to get me tipsy?

Where is that Nymph woman, I’ve not had a cup of tea for weeks now

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs

I forgot Nymph!

I love her. I’m coming to yours. I’ll sneak in, you won’t even notice me

*cough cough

Miss Red, The ruggedly handsome one, Sexybrunette.

I want you all

I'll bring the rum then

Are you trying to get me tipsy?

Where is that Nymph woman, I’ve not had a cup of tea for weeks now

We’ve rearranged our get together but she’ll be back soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs

I forgot Nymph!

I love her. I’m coming to yours. I’ll sneak in, you won’t even notice me

*cough cough

Miss Red, The ruggedly handsome one, Sexybrunette.

I want you all

I'll bring the rum then

Are you trying to get me tipsy?

Where is that Nymph woman, I’ve not had a cup of tea for weeks now

"
shes busy livin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs

I forgot Nymph!

I love her. I’m coming to yours. I’ll sneak in, you won’t even notice me

*cough cough

Miss Red, The ruggedly handsome one, Sexybrunette.

I want you all

I'll bring the rum then

Are you trying to get me tipsy?

Where is that Nymph woman, I’ve not had a cup of tea for weeks now

We’ve rearranged our get together but she’ll be back soon. "

I hope so, I miss her

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs

I forgot Nymph!

I love her. I’m coming to yours. I’ll sneak in, you won’t even notice me

your already in mine

You have to look after your friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t subject anyone to a dinner party with me I like them too much

we’ll go out on a bar crawl instead

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Redatoiry fantastic couple

Sexy brunette lovely lady

Suzy 444 amazing woman

Walking taff and pouch great guy

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Tea Monkey - seems like a decent guy and a fellow simian

Phoenix AdAstra - One of my best friends

Diane Selwyn

Scarlettx

Naughty Lola

Because I fancy the arse of them all"

That’s quite some dinner party ! I’m not much of a forumite but I’m sure I can bring something to the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sally cos i love her

Mystique cos shes my bestie her fella lJ is a good bloke too

Miss choosy cos shes a good mate

Nymphy cos iv not met her yet hard as that is to believe

Minnie the minx cos shes comedy gold

Intriqued oh fuck this all my friends list are invited saves typing it out ffs

I forgot Nymph!

I love her. I’m coming to yours. I’ll sneak in, you won’t even notice me

your already in mine

You have to look after your friends

"
exactly i got big wings to take u all under

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t subject anyone to a dinner party with me I like them too much

we’ll go out on a bar crawl instead

That sounds like a plan Roxi

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Tea Monkey - seems like a decent guy and a fellow simian

Phoenix AdAstra - One of my best friends

Diane Selwyn

Scarlettx

Naughty Lola

Because I fancy the arse of them all

Mr Monkey in the middle of those six - a good evening guaranteed I'm sure

He's only inviting me, as he'll get me to do the cooking

I'm more bothered though, that the straightest man I know, may have just confessed he fancies Tea Monkey?!?

Err, big daft bird, where did I say I fancied him

Yes you're there for your cooking abilities, and boobs

It was the line..

"Because I fancy the arse of them all"

But I apologise, I hadn't read the OP properly & saw one guest had to be same sex.

And I do have great boobs, do you need me to do the cooking naked apart from my frilly pinny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sulks* I never get invited to anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sulks* I never get invited to anything"
me either i just get party crashers so join babs and join us

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

So...

Which FAB forumites would you choose to attend your dinner party event, and why?

You can each pick up to a maximum of five guests, of which, at least one needs to be of the same sex.

You! Cheeky69! Babs! Nora! SMP3....

This should happen

Would be good

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Redatoiry fantastic couple

Sexy brunette lovely lady

Suzy 444 amazing woman

Walking taff and pouch great guy

We'll bring pudding

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

So...

Which FAB forumites would you choose to attend your dinner party event, and why?

You can each pick up to a maximum of five guests, of which, at least one needs to be of the same sex.

You! Cheeky69! Babs! Nora! SMP3....

Do Girth and SMP3 know what they’ve let themselves in for

Hell no! Not yet

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

So...

Which FAB forumites would you choose to attend your dinner party event, and why?

You can each pick up to a maximum of five guests, of which, at least one needs to be of the same sex.

You! Cheeky69! Babs! Nora! SMP3....

Do Girth and SMP3 know what they’ve let themselves in for

Hell no! Not yet

It would be a wonderful surprise

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd invite me X5 coz I love my own company.

I really make myself laugh.

I'll always be right in a debate.

Oh and I'll invite the Mrs for entertainment.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I'd invite me X5 coz I love my own company.

I really make myself laugh.

I'll always be right in a debate.

Oh and I'll invite the Mrs for entertainment."

Looks like it's a party in my knickers!!

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"*sulks* I never get invited to anything"

I was just thinking the same...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"*sulks* I never get invited to anything

I was just thinking the same...

I’m getting in first before anybody takes you two. Come to my dinner party please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sulks* I never get invited to anything

I was just thinking the same...

I don’t either so come with me and doc on our bar crawl

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"*sulks* I never get invited to anything

I was just thinking the same...

I don’t either so come with me and doc on our bar crawl

Got room for a third?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sulks* I never get invited to anything

I was just thinking the same...

I don’t either so come with me and doc on our bar crawl

Can I come?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"*sulks* I never get invited to anything"

Everyone was invited to mine.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Redatoiry fantastic couple

Sexy brunette lovely lady

Suzy 444 amazing woman

Walking taff and pouch great guy

We'll bring pudding

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I would love to have

Sexy brunette

Twisted999

Princess peach

Handsonjohn

Suzy 444

We would have so much fun not much food get eaten. Food fight

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Apologies for the delay in responding - I've been at my local village pub...

Invited to my dinner party are;

Diamond Cougar - fit

Cheeky69 - great fun

Pruebame - the ladies love him

NSA Chick - she's the naked DJ

Kissalicious - yum!

Sapiophile & Lisa B45 - for after dinner speaking / raconteur duties

Fever Tree, Knee Melter & ZipperDown - seem like good guys

SMP3 - will further attract the ladies with his physique

Saffron - my gin buddy

Nora - oh yeah!

Couples - Jo & D, PMF & Sally, Rebecca & Dave (tight & busty) etc.

Spider Woman - hot

Siobhan - us guys would like to eat savoury snacks from Siobhan's naked arse

Rubi - boobs and derriere

Babs - she's lovely and raspberry delicious

Sinderella - I massively fancy her

Queenie - we all love Queenie

Papxxx - BBW delight

Mary Fucking Poppins - intriguing

81Lexi - also intriguing

SpursChick - soccer related conflict, albeit sexual chemistry

Sorry if I've missed anybody - you're all lovely and you can come to my next dinner party event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sulks* I never get invited to anything

I was just thinking the same...

I don’t either so come with me and doc on our bar crawl

Can I come?

Yep indeedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sulks* I never get invited to anything

I was just thinking the same...

I don’t either so come with me and doc on our bar crawl

Got room for a third?

Of course

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

RoxiAnne - you're now invited

SO very hot... x

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Apologies for the delay in responding - I've been at my local village pub...

Invited to my dinner party are;

Diamond Cougar - fit

Cheeky69 - great fun

Pruebame - the ladies love him

NSA Chick - she's the naked DJ

Kissalicious - yum!

Sapiophile & Lisa B45 - for after dinner speaking / raconteur duties

Fever Tree, Knee Melter & ZipperDown - seem like good guys

SMP3 - will further attract the ladies with his physique

Saffron - my gin buddy

Nora - oh yeah!

Couples - Jo & D, PMF & Sally, Rebecca & Dave (tight & busty) etc.

Spider Woman - hot

Siobhan - us guys would like to eat savoury snacks from Siobhan's naked arse

Rubi - boobs and derriere

Babs - she's lovely and raspberry delicious

Sinderella - I massively fancy her

Queenie - we all love Queenie

Papxxx - BBW delight

Mary Fucking Poppins - intriguing

81Lexi - also intriguing

SpursChick - soccer related conflict, albeit sexual chemistry

Sorry if I've missed anybody - you're all lovely and you can come to my next dinner party event

I'm no mathematician but....

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

It's shaping up to be an enjoyable dinner party...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay in responding - I've been at my local village pub...

Invited to my dinner party are;

Diamond Cougar - fit

Cheeky69 - great fun

Pruebame - the ladies love him

NSA Chick - she's the naked DJ

Kissalicious - yum!

Sapiophile & Lisa B45 - for after dinner speaking / raconteur duties

Fever Tree, Knee Melter & ZipperDown - seem like good guys

SMP3 - will further attract the ladies with his physique

Saffron - my gin buddy

Nora - oh yeah!

Couples - Jo & D, PMF & Sally, Rebecca & Dave (tight & busty) etc.

Spider Woman - hot

Siobhan - us guys would like to eat savoury snacks from Siobhan's naked arse

Rubi - boobs and derriere

Babs - she's lovely and raspberry delicious

Sinderella - I massively fancy her

Queenie - we all love Queenie

Papxxx - BBW delight

Mary Fucking Poppins - intriguing

81Lexi - also intriguing

SpursChick - soccer related conflict, albeit sexual chemistry

Sorry if I've missed anybody - you're all lovely and you can come to my next dinner party event

I'm no mathematician but...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's shaping up to be an enjoyable dinner party..."

Prepping the gin bar GMF

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"It's shaping up to be an enjoyable dinner party...

Prepping the gin bar GMF

Me and you Saffron...

Gin heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's shaping up to be an enjoyable dinner party...

Prepping the gin bar GMF

Me and you Saffron...

Gin heaven

Indeed

I have rather a large collection of gins and garnishes.. the drinks will be on point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just invite everyone? Even if we don’t get on, there will be enough of us there that we won’t have to interact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RoxiAnne - you're now invited

SO very hot... x"

Sorry she's on a pub crawl with the rejects

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"It's shaping up to be an enjoyable dinner party...

Prepping the gin bar GMF

Me and you Saffron...

Gin heaven

Indeed

I have rather a large collection of gins and garnishes.. the drinks will be on point! "

Sounds like perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is awesome. I can be a fat bitch and eat all the food to myself. Result!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

It's a shame no-one has invited me as I'd happily cook!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can I just invite everyone? Even if we don’t get on, there will be enough of us there that we won’t have to interact

I'll give you free rein Queenie

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"RoxiAnne - you're now invited

SO very hot... x

Sorry she's on a pub crawl with the rejects

Scarlet - you're now invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll just get a takeaway thanks.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"It's a shame no-one has invited me as I'd happily cook!"

You're in Clare - based solely on your 'how Fab works' post / thread from a few days ago

It was genius...

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"It's a shame no-one has invited me as I'd happily cook!

You're in Clare - based solely on your 'how Fab works' post / thread from a few days ago

It was genius..."

Thank you, I'll write the menus but they might go on a bit!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"It's a shame no-one has invited me as I'd happily cook!

You're in Clare - based solely on your 'how Fab works' post / thread from a few days ago

It was genius...

Thank you, I'll write the menus but they might go on a bit!"

Your contribution will be most welcomed Clare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay in responding - I've been at my local village pub...

Invited to my dinner party are;

Diamond Cougar - fit

Cheeky69 - great fun

Pruebame - the ladies love him

NSA Chick - she's the naked DJ

Kissalicious - yum!

Sapiophile & Lisa B45 - for after dinner speaking / raconteur duties

Fever Tree, Knee Melter & ZipperDown - seem like good guys

SMP3 - will further attract the ladies with his physique

Saffron - my gin buddy

Nora - oh yeah!

Couples - Jo & D, PMF & Sally, Rebecca & Dave (tight & busty) etc.

Spider Woman - hot

Siobhan - us guys would like to eat savoury snacks from Siobhan's naked arse

Rubi - boobs and derriere

Babs - she's lovely and raspberry delicious

Sinderella - I massively fancy her

Queenie - we all love Queenie

Papxxx - BBW delight

Mary Fucking Poppins - intriguing

81Lexi - also intriguing

SpursChick - soccer related conflict, albeit sexual chemistry

Sorry if I've missed anybody - you're all lovely and you can come to my next dinner party event

I’ll bring the cake that was made today

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Apologies for the delay in responding - I've been at my local village pub...

Invited to my dinner party are;

Diamond Cougar - fit

Cheeky69 - great fun

Pruebame - the ladies love him

NSA Chick - she's the naked DJ

Kissalicious - yum!

Sapiophile & Lisa B45 - for after dinner speaking / raconteur duties

Fever Tree, Knee Melter & ZipperDown - seem like good guys

SMP3 - will further attract the ladies with his physique

Saffron - my gin buddy

Nora - oh yeah!

Couples - Jo & D, PMF & Sally, Rebecca & Dave (tight & busty) etc.

Spider Woman - hot

Siobhan - us guys would like to eat savoury snacks from Siobhan's naked arse

Rubi - boobs and derriere

Babs - she's lovely and raspberry delicious

Sinderella - I massively fancy her

Queenie - we all love Queenie

Papxxx - BBW delight

Mary Fucking Poppins - intriguing

81Lexi - also intriguing

SpursChick - soccer related conflict, albeit sexual chemistry

Sorry if I've missed anybody - you're all lovely and you can come to my next dinner party event

I’ll bring the cake that was made today

Cake sounds good Cheeky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay in responding - I've been at my local village pub...

Invited to my dinner party are;

Diamond Cougar - fit

Cheeky69 - great fun

Pruebame - the ladies love him

NSA Chick - she's the naked DJ

Kissalicious - yum!

Sapiophile & Lisa B45 - for after dinner speaking / raconteur duties

Fever Tree, Knee Melter & ZipperDown - seem like good guys

SMP3 - will further attract the ladies with his physique

Saffron - my gin buddy

Nora - oh yeah!

Couples - Jo & D, PMF & Sally, Rebecca & Dave (tight & busty) etc.

Spider Woman - hot

Siobhan - us guys would like to eat savoury snacks from Siobhan's naked arse

Rubi - boobs and derriere

Babs - she's lovely and raspberry delicious

Sinderella - I massively fancy her

Queenie - we all love Queenie

Papxxx - BBW delight

Mary Fucking Poppins - intriguing

81Lexi - also intriguing

SpursChick - soccer related conflict, albeit sexual chemistry

Sorry if I've missed anybody - you're all lovely and you can come to my next dinner party event

I’ll bring the cake that was made today

Cake sounds good Cheeky..."

Have you errrrrrmmmmm been on the cake thread Girty, we’ll all be needing an English country garden if we eat that cake

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

Wanna start a 'Losers club' with me?

I'm a great cook btw.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

Bhubaysi - you're in...

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Just me and bencumalots for a Domino's

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I think I'll just get a takeaway thanks. "

Nooo Dana come and drink Gin with me. I’m gatecrashing a few

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

We aren't either

You can come to ours

With Claire and the others not mentioned.

Bring an appetite

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

Wanna start a 'Losers club' with me?

I'm a great cook btw."

Yep let’s!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

Wanna start a 'Losers club' with me?

I'm a great cook btw.

Yep let’s! "

Italian is on my menu tonight.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I think I'll just get a takeaway thanks. "

Your filters spoil my fun Dana

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

Wanna start a 'Losers club' with me?

I'm a great cook btw.

Yep let’s!

Italian is on my menu tonight. "

Girtho Mingo Firo...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

Wanna start a 'Losers club' with me?

I'm a great cook btw.

Yep let’s!

Italian is on my menu tonight.

Girtho Mingo Firo..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll cook instead for everyone if that’s ok? Lol

Expertise in which quisine ?"

I wouldn’t say I could do that posh but I am quite good cooking in mass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

Wanna start a 'Losers club' with me?

I'm a great cook btw.

Yep let’s!

Italian is on my menu tonight.

Girtho Mingo Firo...

Babo and cheeko

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

Wanna start a 'Losers club' with me?

I'm a great cook btw.

Yep let’s!

Italian is on my menu tonight.

Girtho Mingo Firo...

Babo and cheeko

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I’ll cook instead for everyone if that’s ok? Lol

Expertise in which quisine ?

I wouldn’t say I could do that posh but I am quite good cooking in mass! "

You're in Sticky - your assistance is very much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

Mystique - you certainly add beauty to any occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

"
i can do classy u know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

Mystique - you certainly add beauty to any occasion "

With a LOT of time and effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

"
i can do a winsor knot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

i can do a winsor knot

Okay. Now I'm impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

i can do a winsor knot

Okay. Now I'm impressed

"
didnt take much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

i can do a winsor knot

Okay. Now I'm impressed

didnt take much

Never does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

i can do a winsor knot

Okay. Now I'm impressed

didnt take much

Never does

im giggling like a divy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

i can do a winsor knot

Okay. Now I'm impressed

didnt take much

Never does

im giggling like a divy "

Or a man child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

i can do a winsor knot

Okay. Now I'm impressed

didnt take much

Never does

im giggling like a divy

Or a man child

"
lil bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

i can do a winsor knot

Okay. Now I'm impressed

didnt take much

Never does

im giggling like a divy

Or a man child

lil bit

A least you can pop on a windsor knot and do a little grown up role play

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

Wanna start a 'Losers club' with me?

I'm a great cook btw.

Yep let’s!

Italian is on my menu tonight.

Girtho Mingo Firo..."

You’re not invited lol

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

Wanna start a 'Losers club' with me?

I'm a great cook btw.

Yep let’s!

Italian is on my menu tonight.

Girtho Mingo Firo...

You’re not invited lol

Really??

C'mon sexy lips... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

i can do a winsor knot

Okay. Now I'm impressed

didnt take much

Never does

im giggling like a divy

Or a man child

lil bit

A least you can pop on a windsor knot and do a little grown up role play

"
im a salesman i chat shit to corporate types daily think il manage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

i can do a winsor knot

Okay. Now I'm impressed

didnt take much

Never does

im giggling like a divy

Or a man child

lil bit

A least you can pop on a windsor knot and do a little grown up role play

im a salesman i chat shit to corporate types daily think il manage

It will be the role play of your life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

i can do a winsor knot

Okay. Now I'm impressed

didnt take much

Never does

im giggling like a divy

Or a man child

lil bit

A least you can pop on a windsor knot and do a little grown up role play

im a salesman i chat shit to corporate types daily think il manage

It will be the role play of your life!

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over a year ago

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

Wanna start a 'Losers club' with me?

I'm a great cook btw."

I'll bring some wine ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just me and bencumalots for a Domino's"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RoxiAnne - you're now invited

SO very hot... x

Sorry she's on a pub crawl with the rejects

Scarlet - you're now invited

Don’t you go ditching me now you’re in

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

i can do a winsor knot

Okay. Now I'm impressed

didnt take much

Never does

im giggling like a divy

Or a man child

lil bit

A least you can pop on a windsor knot and do a little grown up role play

im a salesman i chat shit to corporate types daily think il manage

A used car salesman or paper clip salesman? He he

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'm now serving dessert...

Who's in?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm now serving dessert...

Who's in?"

Having our own dinner party for those you didn't include!

Mine welcomes all!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'm now serving dessert...

Who's in?

Having our own dinner party for those you didn't include!

Mine welcomes all! "

Apologies Buxom

You're invited...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm now serving dessert...

Who's in?

Having our own dinner party for those you didn't include!

Mine welcomes all!

Apologies Buxom

You're invited..."

Too late you missed us 3 times!

Having my own party

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'm now serving dessert...

Who's in?

Having our own dinner party for those you didn't include!

Mine welcomes all!

Apologies Buxom

You're invited...

Too late you missed us 3 times!

Having my own party"

Sincerest apologies Buxom

A mere oversight

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Dessert is now being served...

Who's for Spotted Dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely LJ

Pmf and Sally

Louisalou and Ash

They would be my pick. I would say a grown up dinner party, but i have a couple of gtown up children coming... not naming any names

i can do classy u know

I'm stil waiting to see it

i can do a winsor knot

Okay. Now I'm impressed

didnt take much

Never does

im giggling like a divy

Or a man child

lil bit

A least you can pop on a windsor knot and do a little grown up role play

im a salesman i chat shit to corporate types daily think il manage

A used car salesman or paper clip salesman? He he

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dessert is now being served...

Who's for Spotted Dick?

"
Providing its served with custard

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Dessert is now being served...

Who's for Spotted Dick?

Providing its served with custard

For you Kissalicious, no problem...

Extra custard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dessert is now being served...

Who's for Spotted Dick?

Providing its served with custard

For you Kissalicious, no problem...

Extra custard!"
Extra thick please

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Dessert is now being served...

Who's for Spotted Dick?

Providing its served with custard

For you Kissalicious, no problem...

Extra custard! Extra thick please

Swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dessert is now being served...

Who's for Spotted Dick?

Providing its served with custard

For you Kissalicious, no problem...

Extra custard! Extra thick please

Swallow?"
I always swallow my custard, down in one

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Dessert is now being served...

Who's for Spotted Dick?

Providing its served with custard

For you Kissalicious, no problem...

Extra custard! Extra thick please

Swallow? I always swallow my custard, down in one

*Cock twitch*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dessert is now being served...

Who's for Spotted Dick?

Providing its served with custard

For you Kissalicious, no problem...

Extra custard! Extra thick please

Swallow? I always swallow my custard, down in one

*Cock twitch*"
Is that some kind of dessert too ?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Dessert is now being served...

Who's for Spotted Dick?

Providing its served with custard

For you Kissalicious, no problem...

Extra custard! Extra thick please

Swallow? I always swallow my custard, down in one

*Cock twitch* Is that some kind of dessert too ? "

No, just my bodily reaction to your beautiful eyes

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Coffee anybody???...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee anybody???..."

Coffee?!

They’re all with me on the bar crawl...

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Coffee anybody???...

Coffee?!

They’re all with me on the bar crawl...

Can I join the crawl?!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee anybody???...

Coffee?!

They’re all with me on the bar crawl...

Can I join the crawl?!...

C’mon then

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Coffee anybody???...

Coffee?!

They’re all with me on the bar crawl...

Can I join the crawl?!...

C’mon then

Yay!...

Who's on the crawl?... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll find me on the dancefloor 80's cheese , shots and loving life

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"You'll find me on the dancefloor 80's cheese , shots and loving life "

I'll come jive with you Sinderella... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee anybody???..."

Is that my cue for erudite wit and sardonic comment?

Or can I just get my tits out?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Coffee anybody???...

Is that my cue for erudite wit and sardonic comment?

Or can I just get my tits out?"

Both please Sapiophile!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ok Mr Fire,

I'll pick you , cos you seem like a decent kind of guy, then

Licketysplits, because I know she is a lovely lady

YeOldeWitchDoc, cos he lives in Cloud Cuckoo Land and I've never met him

Steel Heels, who I have met, and I think she is brilliant

Erect Jim cos he's a FORUM ICON (luv}

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I don’t know enough if you to host a dinner party, but I’m working on it

Thank you to Fire for the invitation, a beautiful large group to mingle with, but with that something special reserved for the host

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

luv love (luv} (love} whatever

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

"I see I’m not invited to anyone’s dinner party.....

We aren't either

You can come to ours

With Claire and the others not mentioned.

Bring an appetite

I’ll add myself to the invite if I may

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Torch, Bussy, Inaswingdress, Byron, Genghis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone on the west coast a couple of welsh folks 1 north 1 south wales plus a couple folks down south and a couple in scotland

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Torch, Bussy, Inaswingdress, Byron, Genghis

I really want this one now!

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