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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Movie

. It’s called, according to my keypad “The Shark Skank Redemption”.....I need....

Actors/Actresses

Camera persons

Lighting

Scenery

Makeup artists

Tea makers

And a good plot.....

Who can help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makeup lady, right here!

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Makeup lady, right here!

*waves*

“Waves” back.....your hired

..how soon can you start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

choreography?

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By *uriousTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Do you need a stunt man & woman (ironically we almost ended up doing this for real as zombie extras on a big budget film! They want martial arts people as we know how to fall lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makeup lady, right here!

*waves*

“Waves” back.....your hired

..how soon can you start

Yesterday

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Can I play the shark?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"choreography?

You can teach the sharks how to dance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you need a stunt man & woman (ironically we almost ended up doing this for real as zombie extras on a big budget film! They want martial arts people as we know how to fall lol)"

I’m laughing here...yes your both definitely hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the one who beds baby shark? Oh 2 parter, can baby shark be played my a full grown adult female and not an infant please? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Makeup lady, right here!

*waves*

“Waves” back.....your hired

..how soon can you start

Yesterday

Blimey you started quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"choreography?

You can teach the sharks how to dance

Ooo Hollywood here I come.

I can stand in as a body double too if they are having problems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I play the shark?"

Yes

....will your willy be dressing up as one

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Makeup lady, right here!

*waves*

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is that a naked makeup lady lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the one who beds baby shark? Oh 2 parter, can baby shark be played my a full grown adult female and not an infant please? Lol

Lol..I’m sure that can be sorted for you

....now waiting for lady shark cast members for you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I live at a popular film location

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Makeup lady, right here!

*waves*

is that a naked makeup lady lol"

She started yesterday so no idea....lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I live at a popular film location"

Ooooooo where...do tell

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By *wad SnapperMan
over a year ago

Swad

I can do the music score

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I live at a popular film location

Ooooooo where...do tell

"
Dungeness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the skanky shark have half its teeth missing?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can I play the shark?

Yes

....will your willy be dressing up as one

...not if ZipperDown is still planning to bed baby shark!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can do the music score

Will you be wearing one of the dresses your making today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live at a popular film location

Ooooooo where...do tell

Dungeness

Secondary location...

I live in a place with penis in its name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I live at a popular film location

Ooooooo where...do tell

Dungeness

Where’s that?...does it have a massive goldfish tank we can all get in to make the movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can scream and flounder in deep water.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Does the skanky shark have half its teeth missing?"

Is there a scene where the shark appears as a guest on the Jeremy Kyle Show?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does the skanky shark have half its teeth missing?"

it has false ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I play the shark?

Yes

....will your willy be dressing up as one

...not if ZipperDown is still planning to bed baby shark!

Oh come on, it’s only a film...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can scream and flounder in deep water. "

Nice aquatic pun

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I live at a popular film location

Ooooooo where...do tell

Dungeness

Where’s that?...does it have a massive goldfish tank we can all get in to make the movie

"
it's by the sea

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'll make the tea and bring cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can scream and flounder in deep water. "

In the movie you’ll be known as “ Kate Flounders”

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

Can I be a stunt cock? You don't why my ugly mug for head shots!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I play the shark?

Yes

....will your willy be dressing up as one

...not if ZipperDown is still planning to bed baby shark!

There's more that one shark I hope man! If there's only one and it's you dressed up I'll change my roll to light lighting tech or summit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does the skanky shark have half its teeth missing?

Is there a scene where the shark appears as a guest on the Jeremy Kyle Show?"

Can sharks chat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a stunt cock? You don't why my ugly mug for head shots!!

Try to keep it away from the sharks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make the tea and bring cake.

You are definitely hired...you can start now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I see Girth has his willy out ready for the shark

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Can I be a stunt cock? You don't why my ugly mug for head shots!!

Try to keep it away from the sharks

Depends who the shark is

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

.. and of course my house can be your base

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ll manage the clapper board!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll be an extra

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Can I sing the

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark... lines please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a stunt cock? You don't why my ugly mug for head shots!!

Try to keep it away from the sharks

Depends who the shark is

Not sure at the moment, they seem to have disabled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".. and of course my house can be your base"

How kind, how much cake do you have...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll manage the clapper board!"

Pppppppphhhhhhhwwwwwwoooooooooooaaaaaaar...that’s kind of you DC

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be an extra

An extra what

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I sing the

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark... lines please

Give me the microphone back right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ghengis will be a good man....where is he

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ghengis will be a good man....where is he

Stuntman

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'll be an extra

An extra what

You know, like 'man standing at bar'

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Can I be a stunt cock? You don't why my ugly mug for head shots!!

Try to keep it away from the sharks

Depends who the shark is

Not sure at the moment, they seem to have disabled

What disabled them? It wasn't my cock, honest !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll help with the teabagging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be an extra

An extra what

You know, like 'man standing at bar'

Can you be a naked extra

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll help what do you want me to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a stunt cock? You don't why my ugly mug for head shots!!

Try to keep it away from the sharks

Depends who the shark is

Not sure at the moment, they seem to have disabled

What disabled them? It wasn't my cock, honest !!

Are you sure

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm good at makeup x

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'll be an extra

An extra what

You know, like 'man standing at bar'

Can you be a naked extra

Yes, yes I can

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m going to be the time keeper. It has to be kept on track and I’m just the woman for that. Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll help with the teabagging

Teabag might have something to say about that...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make the tea and bring cake.

I've run a lot of PTA coffee mornings - can I help??

BTW Genghis got a 48h ban.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll help what do you want me to do

Shine your light on everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I'm good at makeup x"

Ooooo great that’s 2 make up artists now....can you start now

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Can I be a stunt cock? You don't why my ugly mug for head shots!!

Try to keep it away from the sharks

Depends who the shark is

Not sure at the moment, they seem to have disabled

What disabled them? It wasn't my cock, honest !!

Are you sure

Positive unless there's proof lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

" I'm good at makeup x

Ooooo great that’s 2 make up artists now....can you start now

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yep x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I see from the moments above that my name isn't on a fav gang list, so I'll be off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be an extra

An extra what

You know, like 'man standing at bar'

Can you be a naked extra

Yes, yes I can

I think I need a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll help with the teabagging

Teabag might have something to say about that...lol...

Double teabagging it is then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m going to be the time keeper. It has to be kept on track and I’m just the woman for that. Please

Ok Babs, you can sit in the directors chair

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'll be an extra

An extra what

You know, like 'man standing at bar'

Can you be a naked extra

Yes, yes I can

I think I need a drink

Coming right up, hydration is important

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make the tea and bring cake.

I've run a lot of PTA coffee mornings - can I help??

BTW Genghis got a 48h ban. "

Oooo great can you organise this lot with drinks please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a stunt cock? You don't why my ugly mug for head shots!!

Try to keep it away from the sharks

Depends who the shark is

Not sure at the moment, they seem to have disabled

What disabled them? It wasn't my cock, honest !!

Are you sure

I’ve not seen proof yet, it’s early mind

Positive unless there's proof lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I see from the moments above that my name isn't on a fav gang list, so I'll be off."

Go back up

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Can I be a stunt cock? You don't why my ugly mug for head shots!!

Try to keep it away from the sharks

Depends who the shark is

Not sure at the moment, they seem to have disabled

What disabled them? It wasn't my cock, honest !!

Are you sure

I’ve not seen proof yet, it’s early mind

Positive unless there's proof lol

Then I'll stick with it wasn't me guv'!!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I see from the moments above that my name isn't on a fav gang list, so I'll be off.

Go back up

I have and there's nothing above my first comment of offering

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I know when I'm not wanted...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m going to be the time keeper. It has to be kept on track and I’m just the woman for that. Please

Ok Babs, you can sit in the directors chair

Oh my word! I’m a bit giddy now. I think you should all report to me individually before we start ... to check details you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I see from the moments above that my name isn't on a fav gang list, so I'll be off.

Go back up

I have and there's nothing above my first comment of offering

There is....I love your maltesers too much to pass you by

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Checked again and no mention of Maltesers!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m going to be the time keeper. It has to be kept on track and I’m just the woman for that. Please

Ok Babs, you can sit in the directors chair

Oh my word! I’m a bit giddy now. I think you should all report to me individually before we start ... to check details you know

Has anyone reported to you yet Bab

..I think they’re all in the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Checked again and no mention of Maltesers!!!"

Can you supply donuts too

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