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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you actually like the innuendoes?

The cliches that are sprinkled about ?

I wonder if I’m just out of place on here as they really boil my piss.

I read them and can actually hear The Benny Hill theme tune in the back of my mind sometimes.....

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't offend me...it's all in good fun

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Can you give an example, so I can avoid using it please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't offend me...it's all in good fun

They don’t offend me

Celery offends me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I like a bit of innuendo I think it helps to grease the wheels. As long as it in the best possible taste.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you give an example, so I can avoid using it please. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't offend me...it's all in good fun

They don’t offend me

Celery offends me

I'm with you on that one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like a bit of innuendo I think it helps to grease the wheels. As long as it in the best possible taste."

Alas

I fear I’ll be alone

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

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"Do you actually like the innuendoes?

The cliches that are sprinkled about ?

I wonder if I’m just out of place on here as they really boil my piss.

I read them and can actually hear The Benny Hill theme tune in the back of my mind sometimes.....

True story "

Do you like your milk pasteurised cos pasteurised is best?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you actually like the innuendoes?

The cliches that are sprinkled about ?

I wonder if I’m just out of place on here as they really boil my piss.

I read them and can actually hear The Benny Hill theme tune in the back of my mind sometimes.....

True story

Do you like your milk pasteurised cos pasteurised is best?"

Always

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I like a bit of innuendo I think it helps to grease the wheels. As long as it in the best possible taste.

Alas

I fear I’ll be alone "

We all like what we like nothing wrong with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't that a song by Marrillion?

Sorry Incommunicado, my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a bit of innuendo I think it helps to grease the wheels. As long as it in the best possible taste."

Ohh i do like a good innuendo..

You can put some grease on my wheel anytime you like my dear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like a bit of innuendo I think it helps to grease the wheels. As long as it in the best possible taste.

Alas

I fear I’ll be alone

We all like what we like nothing wrong with that. "

True true

I’m not concerned I’ll be alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like a bit of innuendo I think it helps to grease the wheels. As long as it in the best possible taste.

Ohh i do like a good innuendo..

You can put some grease on my wheel anytime you like my dear!

I’m laughing

Inside

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I like a bit of innuendo I think it helps to grease the wheels. As long as it in the best possible taste.

Ohh i do like a good innuendo..

You can put some grease on my wheel anytime you like my dear!

I'm all out of grease will spit suffice

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Can you give an example, so I can avoid using it please.

No "

Shame, I was looking for actual advice, so I didn't slip one in where it was wanted

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"They don't offend me...it's all in good fun

They don’t offend me

Celery offends me

Broccoli offends me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a bit of innuendo I think it helps to grease the wheels. As long as it in the best possible taste.

Ohh i do like a good innuendo..

You can put some grease on my wheel anytime you like my dear!

I'm all out of grease will spit suffice

Hahaha.. you can spit on my wheel shaft any time hahaha

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can you give an example, so I can avoid using it please.

Shame, I was looking for actual advice, so I didn't slip one in where it was wanted

Chuckling here

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Don't they float your boat Op?

I find them a bit cringey, kind of funny. I will have to Google the Benny Hill theme tune.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

What’s the difference between an innuendo and a euphemism?

(Not a joke, actual question)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't they float your boat Op?

I find them a bit cringey, kind of funny. I will have to Google the Benny Hill theme tune.

Do it do it

You’ll understand

But , I know you already understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hard to avoid them on here...

They just slip out, slide off the tongue...

I'll get back to my coffee, strong, black and hot like my men

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s the difference between an innuendo and a euphemism?

(Not a joke, actual question)"

You know the difference ....

Euphemism is an unintentional slip up

Innuendo is cringeworthy and frankly 1980s

End of

Of course that’s my opinion and no doubt I’ll be outlawed now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's hard to avoid them on here...

They just slip out, slide off the tongue...

I'll get back to my coffee, strong, black and hot like my men

Peach x"

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"They don't offend me...it's all in good fun

They don’t offend me

Celery offends me

Celery can just fuck right off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't offend me...it's all in good fun

They don’t offend me

Celery offends me

Celery can just fuck right off

As can olives

I don’t like olives

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"What’s the difference between an innuendo and a euphemism?

(Not a joke, actual question)

You know the difference ....

Euphemism is an unintentional slip up

Innuendo is cringeworthy and frankly 1980s

End of

Of course that’s my opinion and no doubt I’ll be outlawed now

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s the difference between an innuendo and a euphemism?

(Not a joke, actual question)

You know the difference ....

Euphemism is an unintentional slip up

Innuendo is cringeworthy and frankly 1980s

End of

Of course that’s my opinion and no doubt I’ll be outlawed now

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more! "

Do you want me to continue liking you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't offend me...it's all in good fun

They don’t offend me

Celery offends me

Celery can just fuck right off

celery (devil's food!)

As can olives

I don’t like olives

harsh on olives...admittedly it's a name not used so much these days, but what has she done to you..

(I guess that's what you mean..eek)

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Have always thought I'm still stuck in the eighties

Oh Finbarr Saunders, so much to answer for...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"They don't offend me...it's all in good fun

They don’t offend me

Celery offends me

Celery can just fuck right off

As can olives

I don’t like olives

Me either and I'm not even White Knight-ing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't offend me...it's all in good fun

They don’t offend me

Celery offends me

Celery can just fuck right off

celery (devil's food!)

As can olives

I don’t like olives

harsh on olives...admittedly it's a name not used so much these days, but what has she done to you..

(I guess that's what you mean..eek) "

Silly me

The food ... the food - everyone the food

Not the person

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t like olives

harsh on olives...admittedly it's a name not used so much these days, but what has she done to you..

(I guess that's what you mean..eek) "

Olive Oil from Popeye and Olive from On The Buses. Neither especially sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They dont offend me or bother me, as I'm an expert scroller, but men who use them do nothing for me, sexually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They dont offend me or bother me, as I'm an expert scroller, but men who use them do nothing for me, sexually.

Expert scroller

I like this

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Wasn't that a song by Marrillion?

Sorry Incommunicado, my bad"

But Queen on the other hand had a whole album of Innuendo

As for the OP - it doesn't bother me either way, I do think it depends what is said and who is saying it though - some people try and shoe horn it into conversations and when they do it comes across a little cringey at best.

When it comes out naturally and with someone you know well though I don't see anything wrong with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wasn't that a song by Marrillion?

Sorry Incommunicado, my bad

But Queen on the other hand had a whole album of Innuendo

When it comes out naturally and with someone you know well though I don't see anything wrong with it."

Beautiful... just beautiful

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

When it comes out naturally and with someone you know well though I don't see anything wrong with it."

This is surely an innuendo !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When it comes out naturally and with someone you know well though I don't see anything wrong with it.

This is surely an innuendo !"

They’re everywhere

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When it comes out naturally and with someone you know well though I don't see anything wrong with it.

This is surely an innuendo !"

But it came out naturally - oh wait there's another

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

When it comes out naturally and with someone you know well though I don't see anything wrong with it.

This is surely an innuendo !

But it came out naturally - oh wait there's another

It seems you're a 'repeater' Gemini Man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They dont offend me or bother me, as I'm an expert scroller, but men who use them do nothing for me, sexually.

Expert scroller

I like this

Years of experience has honed my scrolling finger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When it comes out naturally and with someone you know well though I don't see anything wrong with it.

This is surely an innuendo !

But it came out naturally - oh wait there's another

Jesus on a bike , it gets worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They dont offend me or bother me, as I'm an expert scroller, but men who use them do nothing for me, sexually.

Expert scroller

I like this

Years of experience has honed my scrolling finger."

I hear you

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When it comes out naturally and with someone you know well though I don't see anything wrong with it.

This is surely an innuendo !

But it came out naturally - oh wait there's another

Jesus on a bike , it gets worse "

I'm sorry I just can't help keep sticking my point in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When it comes out naturally and with someone you know well though I don't see anything wrong with it.

This is surely an innuendo !

But it came out naturally - oh wait there's another

Jesus on a bike , it gets worse

I'm sorry I just can't help keep sticking my point in

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When it comes out naturally and with someone you know well though I don't see anything wrong with it.

This is surely an innuendo !

But it came out naturally - oh wait there's another

It seems you're a 'repeater' Gemini Man!"

First time I've been called that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When it comes out naturally and with someone you know well though I don't see anything wrong with it.

This is surely an innuendo !

But it came out naturally - oh wait there's another

It seems you're a 'repeater' Gemini Man!

First time I've been called that!!

That I believe

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