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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

magic wand for an hour!! What would you do with it? ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take away some peoples pain , turn myself into a size 14 and get Tom Hardy in my bed !

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By *isnerdsCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Spend an hour deciding and it then be useless when it came to using it!! *face palm*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would magic the wand invisible to everyone but me so that who ever is coming back for it in an hour can't find it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take away some peoples pain , turn myself into a size 14 and get Tom Hardy in my bed !"

That’s lovely and nice too ...hope it all comes true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spend an hour deciding and it then be useless when it came to using it!! *face palm* "

I’d probably do the same

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Make me healthy again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would magic the wand invisible to everyone but me so that who ever is coming back for it in an hour can't find it "

That’s cheeky zipper

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Wandious cloneious.

Then I’d have my own wand forever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make me healthy again"

Awwww, you can have everyone’s hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wandious cloneious.

Then I’d have my own wand forever. "

Smart answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it on eBay with a one hour auction and watch the crazy bidding whilst sitting there eating popcorn and sipping a chilled vodka with a dash of lime.

Or use it to magically redecorate my place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex with my girl

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

Take 10yrs off my age and a few million in the bank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put it on eBay with a one hour auction and watch the crazy bidding whilst sitting there eating popcorn and sipping a chilled vodka with a dash of lime.

Or use it to magically redecorate my place. "

Hey, that’s what I’m using it for right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have sex with my girl"

Not long to wait for your hour teabag

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"magic wand for an hour!! What would you do with it? ..."
To help others.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Create more magic wands for lifelong use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything I damn well please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take 10yrs off my age and a few million in the bank."

I’d put the few million in the wardrobe just incase it vanished from the bank after an hour....lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"magic wand for an hour!! What would you do with it? ...To help others."

That’s lovely . What would you do for you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it Jo’s magic wand? The one she plugs in the wall? Cos if it is, I would give it her back! Real quick!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it Jo’s magic wand? The one she plugs in the wall? Cos if it is, I would give it her back! Real quick!

D."

stop trying to scare us with your sorcerers ways lord vader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get myself a regular fabber so I could stop my search on here

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'd magic myself a 'FAB teleporter', making future teleportation (and, thus, nullifying travel time) to places such as Scotland, South Wales, Manchester, Leeds, Liverpool and Exeter possible.

(other UK destinations are available, and of appeal)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have sex with my girl

Not long to wait for your hour teabag "

i wish

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"magic wand for an hour!! What would you do with it? ...To help others.

That’s lovely . What would you do for you though "

For me in an hour decorate the whole house x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Create more magic wands for lifelong use. "

I think we’d all like to do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything I damn well please "

Go on tell me one thing you’d do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get myself a regular fabber so I could stop my search on here "

I’d make my film come true...lol...no1 hit movie that would be...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd magic myself a 'FAB teleporter', making future teleportation (and, thus, nullifying travel time) to places such as Scotland, South Wales, Manchester, Leeds, Liverpool and Exeter possible.

(other UK destinations are available, and of appeal)"

It’s not a “ trip advisor “ wand Girty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it Jo’s magic wand? The one she plugs in the wall? Cos if it is, I would give it her back! Real quick!

D."

It was yes ...is she cross yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it Jo’s magic wand? The one she plugs in the wall? Cos if it is, I would give it her back! Real quick!

D.stop trying to scare us with your sorcerers ways lord vader "

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it Jo’s magic wand? The one she plugs in the wall? Cos if it is, I would give it her back! Real quick!

D.

It was yes ...is she cross yet "

of course she was cross! She only had 58 minutes left because of me

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the girth and length of this here wand?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get myself a regular fabber so I could stop my search on here

I’d make my film come true...lol...no1 hit movie that would be... "

In cinemas coming soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"magic wand for an hour!! What would you do with it? ...To help others.

That’s lovely . What would you do for you though For me in an hour decorate the whole house x"

Lol...there’s a few of us doing that right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it Jo’s magic wand? The one she plugs in the wall? Cos if it is, I would give it her back! Real quick!

D.

It was yes ...is she cross yet

of course she was cross! She only had 58 minutes left because of me

D."

Are you hiding right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s the girth and length of this here wand?

Asking for a friend "

It’s about the same size as a frankfurter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get myself a regular fabber so I could stop my search on here

I’d make my film come true...lol...no1 hit movie that would be...

In cinemas coming soon "

Filmed in an English country garden in a gold fish bowl....lol...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'd give myself one... a magic wand for life that is. I'd be like a fairy godmother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get myself a regular fabber so I could stop my search on here

I’d make my film come true...lol...no1 hit movie that would be...

In cinemas coming soon

Filmed in an English country garden in a gold fish bowl....lol... "

VIPoo only

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I'd give myself one... a magic wand for life that is. I'd be like a fairy godmother."

My magic teleporter would also take me to B38...

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I would make dairy milk calorie free!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it Jo’s magic wand? The one she plugs in the wall? Cos if it is, I would give it her back! Real quick!

D.

It was yes ...is she cross yet

of course she was cross! She only had 58 minutes left because of me

D.

Are you hiding right now "

no not yet, I’ve still got another 45 minutes of safety

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd give myself one... a magic wand for life that is. I'd be like a fairy godmother."

You could give yourself one for an hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get myself a regular fabber so I could stop my search on here

I’d make my film come true...lol...no1 hit movie that would be...

In cinemas coming soon

Filmed in an English country garden in a gold fish bowl....lol...

VIPoo only "

Bring fivers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd give myself one... a magic wand for life that is. I'd be like a fairy godmother.

My magic teleporter would also take me to B38..."

Definitely doing a trip advisor adventure here...lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would make dairy milk calorie free!! "

What!, is not already

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get myself a regular fabber so I could stop my search on here

I’d make my film come true...lol...no1 hit movie that would be...

In cinemas coming soon

Filmed in an English country garden in a gold fish bowl....lol...

VIPoo only

Bring fivers "

Would I get NHS discount?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'd give myself one... a magic wand for life that is. I'd be like a fairy godmother.

My magic teleporter would also take me to B38...

Definitely doing a trip advisor adventure here...lol... "

Plenty of room at the inn. Dont forget to leave a veri

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eh "

You have a magic wand PP for an hour...what would you do with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it Jo’s magic wand? The one she plugs in the wall? Cos if it is, I would give it her back! Real quick!

D.

It was yes ...is she cross yet

of course she was cross! She only had 58 minutes left because of me

D.

Are you hiding right now

no not yet, I’ve still got another 45 minutes of safety

D."

Use it wisely

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I would make dairy milk calorie free!!

What!, is not already "

My hips would suggest not

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Make Stella heels healthy again

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Eh

You have a magic wand PP for an hour...what would you do with it "

Make your taser effing disappear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make Stella heels healthy again"

Awww that’s a lovely thing to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eh

You have a magic wand PP for an hour...what would you do with it

Make your taser effing disappear "

What ..bit you love it

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there


"magic wand for an hour!! What would you do with it? ..."

I'd magic myself another magic wand that I can use indefinitely

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Make Stella heels healthy again"

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"magic wand for an hour!! What would you do with it? ...

I'd magic myself another magic wand that I can use indefinitely "

You not decorating then with your hour

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"magic wand for an hour!! What would you do with it? ...

I'd magic myself another magic wand that I can use indefinitely

You not decorating then with your hour "

You're not either by the looks of it

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Find exactly what i need most right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"magic wand for an hour!! What would you do with it? ...

I'd magic myself another magic wand that I can use indefinitely

You not decorating then with your hour

You're not either by the looks of it "

I’m waiting for the paint to dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Find exactly what i need most right now "

Good for you and hope you find it

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"magic wand for an hour!! What would you do with it? ...

I'd magic myself another magic wand that I can use indefinitely

You not decorating then with your hour

You're not either by the looks of it

I’m waiting for the paint to dry "

Heard that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"magic wand for an hour!! What would you do with it? ...

I'd magic myself another magic wand that I can use indefinitely

You not decorating then with your hour

You're not either by the looks of it

I’m waiting for the paint to dry

Heard that before "

It’s true honest...I’m waiting for my wand hour

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"magic wand for an hour!! What would you do with it? ...

I'd magic myself another magic wand that I can use indefinitely

You not decorating then with your hour

You're not either by the looks of it

I’m waiting for the paint to dry

Heard that before

It’s true honest...I’m waiting for my wand hour "

Just go into another room and take a fiver to mop up

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Wandious cloneious.

Then I’d have my own wand forever. "

great idea!

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