FabSwingers.com forum: Post for a friend.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've adopted a lurker who wanted to break out into the open. Come and say hi to her, she's lovely and absolutely gorgeous....

Be kind and keep it positive and friendly OK, you cunts!

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I'll say hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She'll be along shortly, I fucking hope.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt get one probly best im a corruptive influence but hello miss lurker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll say hello

Hi from me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didnt get one probly best im a corruptive influence but hello miss lurker"

I got one official one but this one found me by herself.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who, pray tell, is this lurker you've adopted? Just so I know who to say hello to

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

How can I say hello to someone I can't see?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I've adopted a lurker who wanted to break out into the open. Come and say hi to her, she's lovely and absolutely gorgeous....

Be kind and keep it positive and friendly OK, you cunts!

hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helllo hello, come out, come out, wherever you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

S'at for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I say hello to someone I can't see?

Close your eyes and use your imagination

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who, pray tell, is this lurker you've adopted? Just so I know who to say hello to "

Filthybutlovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didnt get one probly best im a corruptive influence but hello miss lurker

I got one official one but this one found me by herself..... "
collector eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didnt get one probly best im a corruptive influence but hello miss lurker

I got one official one but this one found me by herself..... collector eh"
oh btw pls tell your friend xhe cannot have my penis save time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didnt get one probly best im a corruptive influence but hello miss lurker

I got one official one but this one found me by herself..... collector ehoh btw pls tell your friend xhe cannot have my penis save time

Yeah you'd best hide it away she'll be right up your trouser legs.....!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

S'at for? "

She's jealous and obviously needs a lurker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this is going tits up isn't it.....

.....too much pressure maybe...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Oh shit the lurkers! Where did I put mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didnt get one probly best im a corruptive influence but hello miss lurker

I got one official one but this one found me by herself..... collector ehoh btw pls tell your friend xhe cannot have my penis save time

Yeah you'd best hide it away she'll be right up your trouser legs.....! "
shes not a ferret i hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh shit the lurkers! Where did I put mine

"
unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this is going tits up isn't it.....

.....too much pressure maybe...

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thought thats a guy issue

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Oh shit the lurkers! Where did I put mine

unlos

Nah, he's right here under my wing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh shit the lurkers! Where did I put mine

NSAchick is now banned from taking home the class pet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh shit the lurkers! Where did I put mine

NSAchick is now banned from taking home the class pet

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Oh shit the lurkers! Where did I put mine

NSAchick is now banned from taking home the class pet

It's OK I found him, crisis averted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh shit the lurkers! Where did I put mine

unlos

Nah, he's right here under my wing "
sporny cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pmsl, post cancellation.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl, post cancellation..... "
epic fail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

- THE END -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boooo bloody looser

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pmsl, post cancellation..... epic fail"

Ikr, smh at myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"- THE END - "

This must be your shortest relationship yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!! "

I didn't get one either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!! "
tell me guess you lumbered in the irresponsible group like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"- THE END -

This must be your shortest relationship yet! "

Oh shush, you know I'm happy in that department....

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Hahahaha Opps a diasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"- THE END -

This must be your shortest relationship yet! "
delete block unlos

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Oh shit the lurkers! Where did I put mine

In your ample cleavage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"- THE END -

This must be your shortest relationship yet!

Oh shush, you know I'm happy in that department.... "
your not making rubi sick too are ya lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

I'll lend you one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we still saying hello or is that over with now??

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I'm sure she will be along shortly. **twirls and waves**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

I'll lend you one? "

OK, but they might want you once they've had me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we still saying hello or is that over with now??

"
she never existed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

God ......he broke it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we still saying hello or is that over with now??

Nothing to see here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

Just steal one of his. I think the one he started the thread for must be hiding in shame and need a cuddle

Yeah I reckon she's realised her error and has renamed herself bob and entered witness protection..

He seemed like a good option until he forced her into the limelight! Poor woman!

Subtle is not at all his strong point!

I've no idea how anyone looks at his posts and thinks 'good option' it's like an automatic weapon hitting anything that moves..."
spray and pray like a tom cat with a urine infection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

Just steal one of his. I think the one he started the thread for must be hiding in shame and need a cuddle

Yeah I reckon she's realised her error and has renamed herself bob and entered witness protection..

He seemed like a good option until he forced her into the limelight! Poor woman!

Subtle is not at all his strong point!

I've no idea how anyone looks at his posts and thinks 'good option' it's like an automatic weapon hitting anything that moves..."

You love me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!! "

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!"

My other one looks a bit like Gary from ofah.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!"

I agree, we should stage a protest and glue ourselves to things until we get our lurkers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

Just steal one of his. I think the one he started the thread for must be hiding in shame and need a cuddle

Yeah I reckon she's realised her error and has renamed herself bob and entered witness protection..

He seemed like a good option until he forced her into the limelight! Poor woman!

Subtle is not at all his strong point!

I've no idea how anyone looks at his posts and thinks 'good option' it's like an automatic weapon hitting anything that moves...

You love me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!

I agree, we should stage a protest and glue ourselves to things until we get our lurkers. "

I have some glue and a thing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!

I agree, we should stage a protest and glue ourselves to things until we get our lurkers. "

I'm gluing myself to your bar.. with a megaphone.. and a straw..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha "

Yaaaay, you're real

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha "

Awwwww welcome my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!

I agree, we should stage a protest and glue ourselves to things until we get our lurkers.

I have some glue and a thing....

back in the gimp suit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha "
give over im not scary im having a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!

I agree, we should stage a protest and glue ourselves to things until we get our lurkers.

I have some glue and a thing....

back in the gimp suit.. "

Under the stairs, k boss....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha "

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha "

We're nothing compared to him! If you survived that you'll be grand

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!

I agree, we should stage a protest and glue ourselves to things until we get our lurkers.

I'm gluing myself to your bar.. with a megaphone.. and a straw.. "

Oh that sounds like a good plan. I don't need a megaphone, Im Loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!

I agree, we should stage a protest and glue ourselves to things until we get our lurkers.

I'm gluing myself to your bar.. with a megaphone.. and a straw..

Oh that sounds like a good plan. I don't need a megaphone, Im Loud! "

Ha ha hope you've stocked up the gin this is thirsty protest work!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine.. "

Haha he told me about you

the special lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha "

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine..

Haha he told me about you

the special lady x"

Special is the word......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine..

Haha he told me about you

the special lady x"

Christ he needs gagging. I apologise..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

We're nothing compared to him! If you survived that you'll be grand

Welcome

Hello, and nice to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!

I agree, we should stage a protest and glue ourselves to things until we get our lurkers.

I'm gluing myself to your bar.. with a megaphone.. and a straw..

Oh that sounds like a good plan. I don't need a megaphone, Im Loud!

Ha ha hope you've stocked up the gin this is thirsty protest work!!!! "

Oh course and Ash is in total support of protest, and will feed us gin and chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha "

You do exist! Hi there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine..

Haha he told me about you

the special lady x

Christ he needs gagging. I apologise..

That's my special one ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!

I agree, we should stage a protest and glue ourselves to things until we get our lurkers.

I'm gluing myself to your bar.. with a megaphone.. and a straw..

Oh that sounds like a good plan. I don't need a megaphone, Im Loud!

Ha ha hope you've stocked up the gin this is thirsty protest work!!!!

Oh course and Ash is in total support of protest, and will feed us gin and chips.

Ooooohhh winning at life!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine..

Haha he told me about you

the special lady x

Christ he needs gagging. I apologise..

He seems like someone who would be difficult to gag Haha

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

welcome to the wonderful world of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine..

Haha he told me about you

the special lady x

Christ he needs gagging. I apologise..

He seems like someone who would be difficult to gag Haha

Nah.. piece of cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine..

Haha he told me about you

the special lady x

Christ he needs gagging. I apologise..

That's my special one ^"

Don't

Make

Hurt

You

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine..

Haha he told me about you

the special lady x

Christ he needs gagging. I apologise..

He seems like someone who would be difficult to gag Haha

Nah.. piece of cake. "

Pmsl we worked that out didn't we....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine..

Haha he told me about you

the special lady x

Christ he needs gagging. I apologise..

That's my special one ^

Don't

Make

Hurt

You

Please

Don't

Hurt

Tiny

Heart/cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine..

Haha he told me about you

the special lady x

Christ he needs gagging. I apologise..

That's my special one ^

Don't

Make

Hurt

You

Please

Don't

Hurt

Tiny

cock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine..

Haha he told me about you

the special lady x

Christ he needs gagging. I apologise..

That's my special one ^

Don't

Make

Hurt

You

Please

Don't

Hurt

Tiny

cock

I'm going to leave now, starting to feel like a gooseberry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Welcome

if you've got past him then you've passed the strangest bit just fine..

Haha he told me about you

the special lady x

Christ he needs gagging. I apologise..

That's my special one ^

Don't

Make

Hurt

You

Please

Don't

Hurt

Tiny

cock

I'm going to leave now, starting to feel like a gooseberry!

I'm back in the bar now making banners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

No, just still lurking and then I could see him getting loads of stick and felt bad. Nice to meet you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See, my new apprentice, they all give me shit, just because I'm a twat, but they're super friendly to new starters, you'll be absolutely fine in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

No, just still lurking and then I could see him getting loads of stick and felt bad. Nice to meet you x "

Never feel bad on my account, I usually deserve it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

No, just still lurking and then I could see him getting loads of stick and felt bad. Nice to meet you x "

Welcome to the forum, come out from the shadows and into the light

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

No, just still lurking and then I could see him getting loads of stick and felt bad. Nice to meet you x

Welcome to the forum, come out from the shadows and into the light

Watch out for his balls, they're HUGE, I'm well jell....! ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

No, just still lurking and then I could see him getting loads of stick and felt bad. Nice to meet you x "

And you my lovely. Lots of threads are very inclusive. I would recommend the bar thread but then I'm biased as I'm sleeping with the barman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

No, just still lurking and then I could see him getting loads of stick and felt bad. Nice to meet you x

And you my lovely. Lots of threads are very inclusive. I would recommend the bar thread but then I'm biased as I'm sleeping with the barman.

I meant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

No, just still lurking and then I could see him getting loads of stick and felt bad. Nice to meet you x

And you my lovely. Lots of threads are very inclusive. I would recommend the bar thread but then I'm biased as I'm sleeping with the barman.

I meant

I'm gonna start charging for the advertising....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

No, just still lurking and then I could see him getting loads of stick and felt bad. Nice to meet you x

And you my lovely. Lots of threads are very inclusive. I would recommend the bar thread but then I'm biased as I'm sleeping with the barman.

I meant

I'm gonna start charging for the advertising....

Ahhh got to 95 and nobody called you a t***... oh no they did.. soz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

No, just still lurking and then I could see him getting loads of stick and felt bad. Nice to meet you x

And you my lovely. Lots of threads are very inclusive. I would recommend the bar thread but then I'm biased as I'm sleeping with the barman.

I meant

I'm gonna start charging for the advertising....

Ahhh got to 95 and nobody called you a t***... oh no they did.. soz

A what....?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!"

Placards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!

Placards?"

Definately!! We will protest this injustice..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wasn't allowed one..

no idea how you got 2 with your riddles!!!

I didn't get one either.

It's a conspiracy Lorna.. obvs we'd be bloody adorable

I know right! It's a bloody farse!!!!

We need a petition.. and banners.. it's a huge miscarriage of lurkers!!

Placards?"

Fabbers for justice, innit, all dressed like spidey.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

No, just still lurking and then I could see him getting loads of stick and felt bad. Nice to meet you x

Welcome to the forum, come out from the shadows and into the light

Watch out for his balls, they're HUGE, I'm well jell....! ^"
smoke and mirrors my friend, they’re the size of marbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

No, just still lurking and then I could see him getting loads of stick and felt bad. Nice to meet you x

Welcome to the forum, come out from the shadows and into the light

Watch out for his balls, they're HUGE, I'm well jell....! ^ smoke and mirrors my friend, they’re the size of marbles

When I was at school we used to call those kind of marbles "Godfathers"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry this was for me I think but I chickened out Haha thanks xperia for introducing me.. you guys are quite terrifying Haha

Yay and welcome, I have to admit I thought you were a figment of the OP imagination.

No, just still lurking and then I could see him getting loads of stick and felt bad. Nice to meet you x

Welcome to the forum, come out from the shadows and into the light

Watch out for his balls, they're HUGE, I'm well jell....! ^ smoke and mirrors my friend, they’re the size of marbles

When I was at school we used to call those kind of marbles "Godfathers"....

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Bollies

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Never forget a pic me.....

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I've adopted a lurker who wanted to break out into the open. Come and say hi to her, she's lovely and absolutely gorgeous....

Be kind and keep it positive and friendly OK, you cunts!

Where can you adopt a lurker?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never forget a pic me..... "

Ok........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've adopted a lurker who wanted to break out into the open. Come and say hi to her, she's lovely and absolutely gorgeous....

Be kind and keep it positive and friendly OK, you cunts!

Where can you adopt a lurker?

GK's post yesterday, or you could make a post and ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've adopted a lurker who wanted to break out into the open. Come and say hi to her, she's lovely and absolutely gorgeous....

Be kind and keep it positive and friendly OK, you cunts!

Where can you adopt a lurker?

GK's post yesterday, or you could make a post and ask? "

GKs on holiday.. might need a new post..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've adopted a lurker who wanted to break out into the open. Come and say hi to her, she's lovely and absolutely gorgeous....

Be kind and keep it positive and friendly OK, you cunts!

Where can you adopt a lurker?

GK's post yesterday, or you could make a post and ask? "

Oh yes but only a select few get one, the rest of us mear mortals are left all alone with no lurkers for company.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I've adopted a lurker who wanted to break out into the open. Come and say hi to her, she's lovely and absolutely gorgeous....

Be kind and keep it positive and friendly OK, you cunts!

Where can you adopt a lurker?

GK's post yesterday, or you could make a post and ask? "

Ah was hoping for a pound scenario and picking me favorite.

Probably best just saying hello, too jaded to take on a lurker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've adopted a lurker who wanted to break out into the open. Come and say hi to her, she's lovely and absolutely gorgeous....

Be kind and keep it positive and friendly OK, you cunts!

Where can you adopt a lurker?

GK's post yesterday, or you could make a post and ask?

Oh yes but only a select few get one, the rest of us mear mortals are left all alone with no lurkers for company.

I could pass you Gary? He needs some help.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As your here, hello and welcome

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I think my mentor abandoned me for alcohol and a takeaway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think my mentor abandoned me for alcohol and a takeaway.

That's really disappointing! I'm sure there are plenty more here who will adopt you

If nobody offers then just message me and I'll stick you in touch with someone decent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think my mentor abandoned me for alcohol and a takeaway.

What why..why...whhy...what!!?? He chose that over you??? Mad..just mad

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hello gorgeous..I posted something for my mum last week

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

"Oh shit the lurkers! Where did I put mine

He is here. Think you forgot me though

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