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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Come on guys.... share with the world the things on profiles which get up your nose.

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

we want a professional guy,whats that all about?

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

we dont want anyone with tattoos? why not? dont they fuck the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bi or bi curious. Grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that are little more than "Hi"- profiles that actually tell you absolutely naff all about that person

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Kissing between ladies, ladies make the decisions, she has final say. She,she,she.

Everyone has a say and their likes/dislikes and choices.

We accept it but of course it gets up by of our snozzers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "professional" brigade.

The people who state DONT ADD YOURSELF, then take it upon themselves to add themselves to YOUR profile.

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

or a profile that you fit exactly to be told it not quite what they are looking for,have the bollox to say im ugly!!!!

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

*both

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

professional,that mean as in pimp or gigalo or do professionals fuck better too? What a load of crap!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The husbands that message you pretending to be the female of the outfit.

The cheeky feckers that have 1 or 2 photos on their profile that were taken in the 80's and try to pass them off as new!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General arrogance, double standards and long lists of demands...

What really pisses me off is when someone adds you as a 'friend' yet never replies to a message... I don't understand that

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

No single guys we will find you

really ? why the fuck has my inbox been empty for weeks then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont read em so couldnt tell u

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

lol

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Winks off couples or single fems looking for fems only.

Sure could you please ring me when you've done with her or when she's done with you.

We have discussed single meets, neither of us want to. We errrrr swing together.

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By *aulnh2Man
over a year ago

belfast

People who smoke but wont see smokers, dont understand that

There is one asking for professional guys with professional spelt wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt

If people's choices are different than mine fine

If people don't like my sexuality fine too

If peope appear to be arrogant or up their own arses fine

Cause with all the above we ate not compatable and I wouldn't loose sleep over it just move on and fine peeps that are

(don't really meet as such now anyway but have always had that lookout with either profiles or clubs)

We can't all appeal to everyone can we ?

So profiles that don't appeal because of the wording etc actually stop you meeting non compatible people so actually they do the job they are supposed to do ah? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey! What a litany of complaints (though I loved the one about not spelling professional incorrectly!)

Not much pisses me off about people’s profiles, if I'm not what they are looking for, or they aren't what I'm looking for, just move on.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That having been said, why do women come here for chat only? There are other places to go.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we dont want anyone with tattoos? why not? dont they fuck the same?"

personal choice, i get turned down a lot because of mine, plenty more fish in the sea tho

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By *oulmates YorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Kissing between ladies, ladies make the decisions, she has final say. She,she,she.

Everyone has a say and their likes/dislikes and choices.

We accept it but of course it gets up by of our snozzers."

we like this post we are a couple and BOTH of us has a voice we would make a decision jointly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that just say 'will fill this in later', when they've been a member over a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snotty nosed profiles that give out lists of orders, they piss me off, its as if some people think they are better than everyone else, that is one of the things that annoys me. If I encounter someone like that I would'nt message them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find a long list of "demands" can be very awkward to wade over to get to the bit of the profile I want to read.

Usually after a long list of demands culminating in the ability to jump through flamed hoops blindfolded, bound and backwards reciting shakespeare on one leg I can only surmise that less than 1% of people would ever fit the mould that has been wrought in an attempt to put off meeting anyone who cares to message.

I can't help but feel that my advancing years advance the cynic in me.

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Blacks. But I've got black friends" I always laugh at the word Blacks... its so ancient. {No Irish, No Dogs No Blacks = 1950s revisited}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one tho is "I'm not playing at the moment"...

so get of the bloody internet then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best one tho is "I'm not playing at the moment"...

so get of the bloody internet then lol"

Who are you to tell me what to do with my profile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best one tho is "I'm not playing at the moment"...

so get of the bloody internet then lol

Who are you to tell me what to do with my profile!!

Why not hide your profile if you aren't playing?

Unless, you are keeping the profile up as another selection criteria, in which case the only people you are likely to put off (ie those who read profiles) are not going to mail you and you'll only get mail from the smeg heads......)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love reading profiles. Some make me laugh, some make me sad for the person who wrote it, others make me shake my head in disbelief.

I particularly enjoy the ones which are a never ending stream of demands about what you will (or wont) be, what you will (or wont) be doing, finishing with the arrogant flourish of alluding to just how lucky you would be to meet that person / persons - not forgetting to mention how big their houses are, or what a good standard of living they have, or how they enjoy recreational drug use.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Kinda agree with soapy with one difference! We look at the name they have chosen and tend to avoid anyone with what we would call a "macho" name. Names of cars, bikes and the like. A good name shows that they have thought about it and may be on the same wavelenght... Although... We stumbled upon our names..ha ha ha

We also avoid names that are just eeeuuuwwww!!! Including, but not limited to.. Spunk, gush or squirt.. well, anything to do with body fluids! lol

One last thing that really pisses her off is the guys who assume that because we are swingers, she needs outside help because I can't satify her! We had one mail from a guy telling us that he could give her what she is missing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh my favourite bugbear that

Muppets that just don't get the game at all

And should be no where near it with attitudes like that in my opinion xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No single guys we will find you

really ? why the fuck has my inbox been empty for weeks then

ha! i'll deffo +1 that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No single guys we will find you

Ahh that old oxymoron.

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

On verification posts: "I regard x as a true friend".

Yuk!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You are in the wrong thread for this one.... it should be in the ladies only one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that use up a massive amount of space building a picture out of (!) or some such nonsense....... I have to scroll down to the pics....... Waste of time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best one tho is "I'm not playing at the moment"...

so get of the bloody internet then lol"

Why is that then? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best one tho is "I'm not playing at the moment"...

so get of the bloody internet then lol"

We aren't playing at the moment, that doesn't stop us looking for people for when we get the time does it?

If you got a message requesting your participation from a couple, would you turn it down? Or would you turn it down because of all the other offers you get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones that use up a massive amount of space building a picture out of (!) or some such nonsense....... I have to scroll down to the pics....... Waste of time!"

When the letter graphic is better than the picture at the end?

It is a bit of a waste of space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

110% genuine. What! How?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet peeve is, 'Don't bother messaging unless you have a face pic' when they don't have ANY pics at all. It's a little irritating to demand a criteria that they themselves don't fulfill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must agree with the name thing.

sexy.....

horny.....

fitasfuck.....

stud.....

gorgeous.....

really dont do people justice sometimes.

admittedly, not many would get the responses they do if they called themselves podgynstinky or summat, but at least thats genuine lol

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By *o 1Man
over a year ago

Ponteland / London

Curvy size 20

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

The big I am, self righteousness, good luck having alienated yourself from a lot of nice people and enjoy those that will no doubt have no respect for you and literally fuck and chuck. Then again maybe that's what you like.

We just click better with those where a bit of time is given and mutual respect before looking to please one another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

massive turn off when we are actually playing is disrespect to each other.

if Em is sucking a guy off, the last thing she wants to hear is 'oh god, thats the best ever', because even though some women would lvoe to hear that, we take it as disrespectful to the guys OH. would much rather have appreciative moans. likewise oral the other way, and it being 'the sweetest pussy ever tasted'.

just isnt our thing.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

One thing that pisses me off is when I read a long profile and think it's really good and then am thinking of sending a message to get to the last line to find their not looking for single men...

There again don't happen to often....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those without a tertiary education need not apply..

True story

I didn't go to Uni but I didn't have to look up the meaning of tertiary

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Nothing, really. I might think a profile is rude or silly but it wouldn't annoy me. I just move on from it.

We all have our preferences and foibles; it's not worth getting pissed off because other people don't match our exact views and ways of doing things.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Those without a tertiary education need not apply..

True story

I didn't go to Uni but I didn't have to look up the meaning of tertiary"
omg that is awful - apart form the snobbery involved, swinging is not about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""No Blacks. But I've got black friends" I always laugh at the word Blacks... its so ancient. {No Irish, No Dogs No Blacks = 1950s revisited}"

No Asians , black , white etc

Not meeting at the moment

Profiles with a long list of demands

bad spelling

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Come on guys.... share with the world the things on profiles which get up your nose."

the words.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Pubic hair, if i'm doubly lucky.

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

"we dont want anyone with tattoos? why not? dont they fuck the same?"

this had me giggling out loud

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"we want a professional guy,whats that all about?"

Plus one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubic hair...

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

"Profiles that just say 'will fill this in later', when they've been a member over a year"

Yeah its like arghs i want to get to know at least something about you, this kind of profile has no personality in it

(goes and hides )

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

One thing I do like is when I message people with what I think is a nice thought out few lines and get back...

Thanks but no thanks...

Sorry your not what were looking for...

Think it's nicer to b told no than just be ignored...

Think there's a lot of ignorant people or up their own arseholes or maybe they just get too many messages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles that just say 'will fill this in later', when they've been a member over a year

Yeah its like arghs i want to get to know at least something about you, this kind of profile has no personality in it

(goes and hides )"

in the same way profiles along the lines of...

"Anything you want to know, just ask"

Wolf

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"The ones that use up a massive amount of space building a picture out of (!) or some such nonsense....... I have to scroll down to the pics....... Waste of time!"

The men that scroll past my punctuation art to get to my pics ! /\/\ !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later"......well I'll message you later then!!!!

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"The ones that use up a massive amount of space building a picture out of (!) or some such nonsense....... I have to scroll down to the pics....... Waste of time!

The men that scroll past my punctuation art to get to my pics ! /\/\ !"

It this is the men's thread x

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By *PIUM75Man
over a year ago

Clapham Junction

Wow the most interesting thread ever. I just can not stop smiling and or laughing. I guess you need to have a thick skin & just come on the site to have fun. Its best not to be too excited really & certainly you will not be disappointed. We are all farmers who sow seeds, if it germinates all good & if not you keep sowing. This is not a site for the faint hearted & wishing you all happy swinging. Please keep the comments flowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who says they do bareback. Wouldn''t touch them with a barge pole. It's safest to assume that they already are hiv+

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By *ane and JonnyCouple
over a year ago

Clwyd

"Profiles that just say 'will fill this in later', when they've been a member over a year"

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

"professional,that mean as in pimp or gigalo or do professionals fuck better too? What a load of crap!!!!!!!!"

I thought that people who wanted "Professionals" wanted to shag either Bodie or Doyle or possibly Cowley??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that contradict themselves, must have face pic, with no pic on theirs, 5 million conditions, i'll block you if you email me and i'm not what we're after (so what!), interesting emails, blokes with veris from TC/Cd or men and they have straight on profile to mention a few

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

wow... so much bitterness in one thread!!! bottle it up and use it as "darkness"

mind you... is a very interesting way of finding out more about specific people i suppose....

keep up the anger......

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"wow... so much bitterness in one thread!!! bottle it up and use it as "darkness"

mind you... is a very interesting way of finding out more about specific people i suppose....

keep up the anger...... "

Was thinking the same thing reading this thread

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