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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Between men and women-if a woman says "smell this" it usually smells nice.

What else?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Ball catching ability...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask julie andrews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most women can multitask

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Ball catching ability..."

And reverse parking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First actions when they wake up in the morning: women rub their eyes, men scratch their balls.

Mrs

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Ball catching ability...

And reverse parking "

I’m quite deft at this if I couldn’t reverse park most days I wouldn’t be able to park outside my house

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Handwriting

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ball catching ability..."

You'll improve xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ball catching ability...

And reverse parking "

Keep trying xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Most women can multitask "

I don't fall for that shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ball catching ability...

You'll improve xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most women can multitask "
all the best chefs are men cooking is multitasking also drummers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women let men pull out, men would run you over even if you’re pushing a pram

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Ball catching ability...

And reverse parking "

Oi I always reverse park and I’m excellent at it

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ball catching ability...

And reverse parking "

I'm brilliant at reverse parking. Parallel parking not so much x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Men are from Mars and women from Venus

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Most women can multitask "

Then why can't they have a headache and have sex at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ball catching ability...

And reverse parking "

A girl i know is the best reverse Parker i ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average man has 6 items in the bathroom, the average woman 337. Also the average man is able to identify only around 20 of these items.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most women can multitask "

so how come they can't have sex when they have an headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most women can multitask

so how come they can't have sex when they have an headache "
arhh you beat me to it

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Most women can multitask "

Or is it just the inability to concentrate on any one thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a man wants to go shopping for 3 items of clothing he'll either go to a store that sells all 3 or somewhere like a retail park where he can get everything in the one area. Total shop time including driving: 60 minites.

If a woman goes shopping for 1 item of clothing she'll go to 14 shops located between 3 towns, try on 5 different outfits and maybe buy a new belt or a handbag. Total shop time including driving and multiple laps to find parking:7 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are from Mars and women from Venus"

Mars is a "Hot"colour.

Venus is full of gas'!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i say "No, really" I mean it and are not joking...

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Most women can multitask

so how come they can't have sex when they have an headache arhh you beat me to it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a woman says 'everything's fine', it's not...apparently.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

women have bigger tits

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"When a woman says 'everything's fine', it's not...apparently. "

I was just about to say this. It’s so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a woman says 'everything's fine', it's not...apparently.

I was just about to say this. It’s so true "

You do realise that's not very helpful?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"women have bigger tits"

Not always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to find something in the house when told where it is !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throwing a ball. Women really do suck at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men go shopping they have something very specific in mind from a very specific shop

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"If a man wants to go shopping for 3 items of clothing he'll either go to a store that sells all 3 or somewhere like a retail park where he can get everything in the one area. Total shop time including driving: 60 minites.

If a woman goes shopping for 1 item of clothing she'll go to 14 shops located between 3 towns, try on 5 different outfits and maybe buy a new belt or a handbag. Total shop time including driving and multiple laps to find parking:7 hours.

"

Eh..I just check the size guides online and have the stuff that fits sent to my house. Total shopping time: 0 hours (because I’m watching tv or chatting to my other half at the same time usually). Much better things to do in life than shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more women than men wear maternity dresses

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Throwing a ball. Women really do suck at it "

That's because when God made ball throwers she had to use the ones with tiny brains.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"When men go shopping they have something very specific in mind from a very specific shop "

Condoms Boots

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

We have our keys ready before we get to front door , not spending 5 minutes rummaging through the 328 other items in a handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have our keys ready before we get to front door , not spending 5 minutes rummaging through the 328 other items in a handbag "

There are 327 items in my bag, fuck you very much!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"We have our keys ready before we get to front door , not spending 5 minutes rummaging through the 328 other items in a handbag

There are 327 items in my bag, fuck you very much! "
yeah , when you've taken your keys out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have our keys ready before we get to front door , not spending 5 minutes rummaging through the 328 other items in a handbag

There are 327 items in my bag, fuck you very much! yeah , when you've taken your keys out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men ask before using your junk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a woman, a problem shared is s proble halved, they are primarily looking for understanding and empathy from the person they're talking to about the difficulty they are facing.

For a man, a problem shared is a challenge to come up with the solution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When men go shopping they have something very specific in mind from a very specific shop

Condoms Boots"
chainsaw ,shovel cement actually

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Women - where is this mystical place called " it's on the side " ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women - where is this mystical place called " it's on the side " ?? "

Wherever you've left your shit usually!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"When a woman says 'everything's fine', it's not...apparently.

I was just about to say this. It’s so true

You do realise that's not very helpful? "

Totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simplicity.

When I was butch I was out the door in 5 minutes. Now it takes a frigging hour max!

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea


"Most women can multitask "

I'm great at multitasking I can fuck rub a clit and grab some tits all at the same time

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Most women can multitask

I'm great at multitasking I can fuck rub a clit and grab some tits all at the same time "

An important quality to have

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea


"Most women can multitask

I'm great at multitasking I can fuck rub a clit and grab some tits all at the same time

An important quality to have "

Indeed it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blokes have a selective memory, women have a "I can tell you down to the last cunting detail" memory

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All female English Prime Ministers have made a mess of it. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man: "it means nothing"

Woman: "it means everything"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a woman, a problem shared is s proble halved, they are primarily looking for understanding and empathy from the person they're talking to about the difficulty they are facing.

For a man, a problem shared is a challenge to come up with the solution.

"

Haha so true.

There isn't a solution to everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most women can multitask "

Shame mine can’t haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a woman, a problem shared is s proble halved, they are primarily looking for understanding and empathy from the person they're talking to about the difficulty they are facing.

For a man, a problem shared is a challenge to come up with the solution.

Haha so true.

There isn't a solution to everything "

Unfortunately there isn't. Women on average are much better at accepting when that's the case, can adapt and work around an incurable problem. Men on average feel failure and defeat when we can't resolve something that's actually out of our control and we're conditioned from a young age to avoid talking about them.

One the plus side though men can wee almost anywhere quickly

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