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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

come to think of it all the females can answer cos if it's just ladies there'll only be me here....

Are there any phrases blokes use to describe their wants or actions that make you squirm with nausea ?

I can't stand...... 'to completion' and there are several others that make me puke but I want to see if you think the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady wouldn't insult other ladies like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bothered... I know I ain't no lady!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A lady wouldn't insult other ladies like that!"

It's okay Testy! No lady has read it yet.

Now answer the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"heavy cummer" *judders*

"repeater" *squirms*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL I'm a lady and will happily respond to the eloquent question. I can't stand it when a gentleman tells me to "take his hard throbbing cock", it does somewhat destroy the moment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady wouldn't insult other ladies like that!

It's okay Testy! No lady has read it yet.

Now answer the question."
I wasn't in dispute about the respondents so much as the author

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""heavy cummer" *judders*

"repeater" *squirms*

I dislike them too.

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

Th thread yesterday in swingers chat about rainbow shower - that had me gagging for the wrong reason. eeeewwwwww.

Usually it's when I'm in chat and a guy says, 'look at my cam, how do u want this up ur pussy' I don't even own a cat and even if I did - i wouldn't want it hurt by a knob

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I don't think I have enough time to compile a list right now,it would take up too much server space,I have either been here too long or im in a grumpy mood as im wondering where all the originality has gone

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Heavy cummer = fat bloke wanking

Long stayer = they won’t leave your house… ever!

Love licking pussy = hairball fetish

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

“most women can’t keep up with me” = crap at sex, most women wanted it over with quickly so they could leave.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don't think I have enough time to compile a list right now,it would take up too much server space,I have either been here too long or im in a grumpy mood as im wondering where all the originality has gone

Awwwwwwwwwww group cuddle ? Grope cuddle ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I love to pleasure a woman .ewwwwwwwwwwwww puckity puke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need my balls emptying.........nooooooooooooo

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

'bored'

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Awwwwwwwwwww group cuddle ? Grope cuddle ?"

Group grope

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"come to think of it all the females can answer cos if it's just ladies there'll only be me here....

Are there any phrases blokes use to describe their wants or actions that make you squirm with nausea ?

I can't stand...... 'to completion' and there are several others that make me puke but I want to see if you think the same. "
I cant think of words that make me wanna be nauseous...il come back to this though

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im not a timewaster like all the other blokes on here

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"tell me a bit about yourself and what you are looking for"..... have you read my fucking profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""tell me a bit about yourself and what you are looking for"..... have you read my fucking profile!"

That's nearly as bad as 'Hope you are well' or 'how are you' If I was ill I wouldn't be logged into a swingers website.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Im not a timewaster like all the other blokes on here"

Im genuine not like all the other blokes on here

I turn up not like all the other blokes on here

Im not pushy like all the other blokes on here

Im not looking to work my way through everyone on the site like all the other blokes on here

Im fussy not like all the other blokes on here

Im not like all the other blokes on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not a timewaster like all the other blokes on here

Im genuine not like all the other blokes on here

I turn up not like all the other blokes on here

Im not pushy like all the other blokes on here

Im not looking to work my way through everyone on the site like all the other blokes on here

Im fussy not like all the other blokes on here

Im not like all the other blokes on here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not a timewaster like all the other blokes on here

Im genuine not like all the other blokes on here

I turn up not like all the other blokes on here

Im not pushy like all the other blokes on here

Im not looking to work my way through everyone on the site like all the other blokes on here

Im fussy not like all the other blokes on here

Im not like all the other blokes on here"

i would reply with "awww thats a shame, i am looking for someone like all the other blokes on here"

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

bangor

Hi, how r u, tell me what u would do 2 me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the classic has to be....

'Hi how are you finding it here, this place is full of wierdos' and then when they have alerted you to the place being full of wierdos they attempt to find out your specific location!

Ok fine I am going to give out my street name so you can come stalk the life out of me.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

just in,

nibble my fruit and nut!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just in,

nibble my fruit and nut!!!!

Brilliant!

... I hate the " Give me a try, you won't regret it" and I'm think 'actually, I already am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just in,

nibble my fruit and nut!!!!

Brilliant!

... I hate the " Give me a try, you won't regret it" and I'm think 'actually, I already am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I just know I'll be able to satisfy you'

'I'll have you cumming for hours'

Uck uck uck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“most women can’t keep up with me” = crap at sex, most women wanted it over with quickly so they could leave."

i hate that too, its like they telling you your not going to be good enough before you even try

When i get a message from guys saying stuff like, never met anyone yet who can keep up with me i usually reply and say well i'll stay in then and save you another disappointment

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

I hate " I love to lick pussy for hours"

I would get bored, he would get cramp, so where's the fun in that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually what bugs me the most on profiles is not even on single guys its couple who have over and over on their profile

NO SINGLE MEN

i mean how special do they think they are to need to put it 20 times

And then have the balls to mail me asking if i want t join them for a 3sum when my profile quite clearly says in only after single guys

maybe if i put

NO COUPLES

20 times on my profile they may get the message too

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i love giving oral for hours...

really? when you learn to do it properly and make a woman come get back to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""tell me a bit about yourself and what you are looking for"..... have you read my fucking profile!"

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I hate " I love to lick pussy for hours"

I would get bored, he would get cramp, so where's the fun in that!!

'I want to cover you in my cum' well my love you will need a few buckets worth to do that to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love giving oral for hours...

really? when you learn to do it properly and make a woman come get back to me

seriously does any women want oral for hours?

I would get bored of anything if they was doing it for hours

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"Actually what bugs me the most on profiles is not even on single guys its couple who have over and over on their profile

NO SINGLE MEN

i mean how special do they think they are to need to put it 20 times

And then have the balls to mail me asking if i want t join them for a 3sum when my profile quite clearly says in only after single guys

maybe if i put

NO COUPLES

20 times on my profile they may get the message too

Feckin riles me when I see that on profiles!

FILTERS!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i wont bite, unless you want me to"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Someone finish this one.........

I'll try anything once................

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By *andy_kissesWoman
over a year ago

Walsall

I so agree - ewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and another one that annoys me on profiles but again not by men lol

BBWs who bang on about their size on their profile, start justifying it and telling people to 'jog on' if they want models

i mean why??????????

sure if your big put a pic up and say your a BBW if it makes you feel better but we dont need your flipping life stofy behind your weight and we can work out for ourselfs to not message you if your not for us

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Any profile that states they can guarantee satisfaction.........or how good they are at this/that etc...

Oh really!?

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

""i wont bite, unless you want me to"

I won't bite.....coz my teeth will fall out!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""i wont bite, unless you want me to"

I won't bite.....coz my teeth will fall out!

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polygrip?

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

""i wont bite, unless you want me to"

I won't bite.....coz my teeth will fall out!

polygrip?

its useless

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Someone finish this one.........

I'll try anything once................ "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""i wont bite, unless you want me to"

I won't bite.....coz my teeth will fall out!

polygrip?

its useless

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polyfiller?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oops I forgot one.... profile which say what YOU need to wear.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

""i wont bite, unless you want me to"

I won't bite.....coz my teeth will fall out!

polygrip?

its useless

polyfiller?

Thats for the face!!!

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"Someone finish this one.........

I'll try anything once................

Except........

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Don't know what to put, if you want to know anything ask"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a status update - This site is crap, come on girls why don't you prove me wrong

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

"I hate " I love to lick pussy for hours"

I would get bored, he would get cramp, so where's the fun in that!!

+1 god knows who would want to lick pussy for hours, I'd be bored out of my skull! Having said that it's not really something I like particularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

opening line of first email -

Do U want me?

checked out the profile - and errrrrrrr

two sentences and one of them said no time wasters

NO!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the one that gets me cringing :-

I can breathe through my ears ...........

(liar) lol !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone finish this one.........

I'll try anything once................ "

twice if i like it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had one "do you want to ride this " i replied with "do i look like a jockey " and blocked . The worst one we had was "i bet i fuck better than your husband" didnt get a reply just blocked .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you all know am a lady

I hate hearing " I want to so smash your back doors in".......I reply....darling my back doors have been well smashed in I just leave them open now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and the one that gets me cringing :-

I can breathe through my ears ...........

(liar) lol !!!!!

Oh I really hate this one! ... I get this horrid picture in my head of some creepy amphibian swamp monster, trying to leech onto my twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This refined lady has tittered her way through this thread.

All of the above has me

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Statuses seeking women to empty their sacs.

Van drivers offering the unload their load into you on the nearest slip road.

Married men not getting it at home slagging off the wife in the process but being "honest" to strangers.

Men out of long term relationships looking to "make up for lost time".

Men edging their bets, looking to meet women of all ages, sizes and nationalities...oh, and bi curious to boot.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"and the one that gets me cringing :-

I can breathe through my ears ...........

But Officer, I have it in writing from the deceased that he could breath through his ears, so there was no way for me to know gaffer taping over his mouth and nose would cause asphyxiation.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"and the one that gets me cringing :-

I can breathe through my ears ...........

But Officer, I have it in writing from the deceased that he could breath through his ears, so there was no way for me to know gaffer taping over his mouth and nose would cause asphyxiation."

....

Wonder if that would stand up in court?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Someone finish this one.........

I'll try anything once................

twice if i like it?

TADAAAAAAAAAAAA the winner !

I HATE that on profiles.. oh ho ho ho how we laughed.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"and the one that gets me cringing :-

I can breathe through my ears ...........

(liar) lol !!!!!

Oh I really hate this one! ... I get this horrid picture in my head of some creepy amphibian swamp monster, trying to leech onto my twat

pmsl! pmsl! That's just ruined every oral fantasy for years to come ....

Fuck those amphibians !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone finish this one.........

I'll try anything once................

twice if i like it?

TADAAAAAAAAAAAA the winner !

I HATE that on profiles.. oh ho ho ho how we laughed."

oh do i get to claim my prize now

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Someone finish this one.........

I'll try anything once................

twice if i like it?

I respectfully point out that you are not a lady and I reclaim the prize.

Take the bra and wig off and back off !!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I still think my top one is 'bored'...

"anyone want to meet me I'm bored"

Status update... bored bored bored anyone fancy a meet?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

top one for me is possibly ........

Im just out a relationship of twenty years and need cheering up

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"top one for me is possibly ........

Im just out a relationship of twenty years and need cheering up "

Yep I can think of nothing more horny than fucking someone because they are bored and need cheering up.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I like........... How many men have you met from here ?

I always hear it in me Dad's voice!

Who do they think they are asking ...... good job I laugh.

I don't tell them and I don't meet them either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and the one that gets me cringing :-

I can breathe through my ears ...........

But Officer, I have it in writing from the deceased that he could breath through his ears, so there was no way for me to know gaffer taping over his mouth and nose would cause asphyxiation."

omg love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and the one that gets me cringing :-

I can breathe through my ears ...........

But Officer, I have it in writing from the deceased that he could breath through his ears, so there was no way for me to know gaffer taping over his mouth and nose would cause asphyxiation.

....

Wonder if that would stand up in court?"

thinks the gaffer tape might smack of collusion

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Being a partaker of a certain sport/leisure activity i find the shout of "Get in the hole" somewhat crass and tiresome.

Especially if you've only just teed yer balls up.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"i love giving oral for hours...

really? when you learn to do it properly and make a woman come get back to me

seriously does any women want oral for hours?

I would get bored of anything if they was doing it for hours "

True, however you could use the time and paint your toe nails?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"i love giving oral for hours...

really? when you learn to do it properly and make a woman come get back to me

seriously does any women want oral for hours?

I would get bored of anything if they was doing it for hours

True, however you could use the time and paint your toe nails?

i'm trying to work out the position for that

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"i love giving oral for hours...

really? when you learn to do it properly and make a woman come get back to me

seriously does any women want oral for hours?

I would get bored of anything if they was doing it for hours

True, however you could use the time and paint your toe nails?

i'm trying to work out the position for that

Can you imagine getting your varbish out while "he" is "breathing through his ears (thats one I hate!) for hours... You could get several coats done... and be ready for the next meet

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