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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I could smell a burning smell.

Searched the house high and low.

Sniffed out back and out front.

Def in house.

Couldn't suss it out. Pulled all plugs. Turned leccy off.

Smell getting worse thought best phone Fire Brigade.

Had a pee slung jeans n jumper on.

Smell got worse upstairs.

Ran downstairs.

Ran into room.

Saw smoke about two cigs strong billowing from one of my chairs.

WTF thought me.

Got close......... and ......

My make up mirror was reflecting sunlight onto my chairback !!

Nice big hole in chair.

It's no fried gran tho ....

All's well.

Hearts back to normal.

As you were and DONT leave mirrors out on sunny days.

That was nearly on my grave stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky you caught it when you did!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Damn it! Thought this was going to be a thread about me...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bloody hell!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Lucky you caught it when you did! "

I thought that! Thank God I was too idle to go out this morn

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Damn it! Thought this was going to be a thread about me..."

Awwww okay Girth. This is a thread about you.

He's great in bed everyone.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I must have had a rush when I panicked I feel so happy life hey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lucky you caught it when you did!

I thought that! Thank God I was too idle to go out this morn "

Indeed! Lazy mornings are good see!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Blimey! Glad you are ok. Thought you were going to say your pop socks had ignited!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could smell a burning smell.

Searched the house high and low.

Sniffed out back and out front.

Def in house.

Couldn't suss it out. Pulled all plugs. Turned leccy off.

Smell getting worse thought best phone Fire Brigade.

Had a pee slung jeans n jumper on.

Smell got worse upstairs.

Ran downstairs.

Ran into room.

Saw smoke about two cigs strong billowing from one of my chairs.

WTF thought me.

Got close......... and ......

My make up mirror was reflecting sunlight onto my chairback !!

Nice big hole in chair.

It's no fried gran tho ....

All's well.

Hearts back to normal.

As you were and DONT leave mirrors out on sunny days.

That was nearly on my grave stone. "

want your slippers again was it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Blimey! Glad you are ok. Thought you were going to say your pop socks had ignited!"

Or my stinky slippers finally combusted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Joan Collins ?

https://www.itv.com/news/london/2019-04-15/joan-collins-flees-london-flat-as-sun-on-mirror-sparks-bathroom-fire/

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Are you Joan Collins ?

https://www.itv.com/news/london/2019-04-15/joan-collins-flees-london-flat-as-sun-on-mirror-sparks-bathroom-fire/"

I think you're right. We've never seen granny and Joanie in the same room...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Are you Joan Collins ?

https://www.itv.com/news/london/2019-04-15/joan-collins-flees-london-flat-as-sun-on-mirror-sparks-bathroom-fire/"

Shush Poirot !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Are you Joan Collins ?

https://www.itv.com/news/london/2019-04-15/joan-collins-flees-london-flat-as-sun-on-mirror-sparks-bathroom-fire/

I think you're right. We've never seen granny and Joanie in the same room..."

Wow..... I knew I was destined for stardom.

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