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Don’t clap; just throw money!!!! | |||
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"Find a bush, drop ya knickers, and squat. "This  it works in any garden | |||
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"Find a bush, drop ya knickers, and squat. "Who shall I blame it on if I get caught  | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!! "Dont give up the day job | |||
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"Find a bush, drop ya knickers, and squat.
Who shall I blame it on if I get caught "If you get caught let's hope they've got a sock handy  | |||
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"If I want to have a poo in an English county garden...asking for a friend "Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants. Just tell your friend that | |||
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"Make sure you wipe with doc leafs and take pics "What does a doc leaf look and what happens if I pick up the wrong leaf  | |||
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"Make sure you wipe with doc leafs and take pics
What does a doc leaf look and what happens if I pick up the wrong leaf "It will sting your foof | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job "Spoil sport! Lol | |||
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"Make sure you wipe with doc leafs and take pics
What does a doc leaf look and what happens if I pick up the wrong leaf "You could end up with Dino-bottom.....a megasorearse. | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!! "Can I wipe my bum with the money | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol "Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat | |||
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"Make sure you wipe with doc leafs and take pics
What does a doc leaf look and what happens if I pick up the wrong leaf "You'll recognise it, it's the shape of a stethoscope. | |||
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"Find a bush, drop ya knickers, and squat.
Who shall I blame it on if I get caught
If you get caught let's hope they've got a sock handy "Hope it’s a clean sock | |||
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"When you gotta go, you gotta go. Anywhere "In the middle of the roses | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat "I’m might have just used his hat | |||
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"When you gotta go, you gotta go. Anywhere
In the middle of the roses "You'd be the prettiest rose in there | |||
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"In fact you could say you need some pics for fab and ask them to take some "Flowery twats.....lol.... | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat "Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now | |||
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"In fact you could say you need some pics for fab and ask them to take some
Flowery twats.....lol.... "Just pmsl  | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now "The money is still at the bottom | |||
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"In fact you could say you need some pics for fab and ask them to take some
Flowery twats.....lol....
Just pmsl "Made me chuckle too | |||
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"When you gotta go, you gotta go. Anywhere
In the middle of the roses
You'd be the prettiest rose in there "I’d stick out like big thorn...lol... | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom "I read that as in your bottom | |||
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"When you gotta go, you gotta go. Anywhere
In the middle of the roses
You'd be the prettiest rose in there
I’d stick out like big thorn...lol..."Be careful of those thorns they can be little pricks | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom "Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different | |||
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"If I want to have a poo in an English county garden...asking for a friend
Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants. Just tell your friend that"I’m sat here feeling sorry for the ants.... | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different "Fivers are plastic now | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now "Wipe clean | |||
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"Find a bush? What if there aren’t any "Let people pay to watch a friend told me there is a market for that | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean "I'm enjoying this way too much | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much "Don't pee yourself | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself "To late...now I need a poo too | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much "They can be used more than once, we should all keep fivers in our loos | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself
To late...now I need a poo too "Go out in the garden...remember your fiver | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself
To late...now I need a poo too
Go out in the garden...remember your fiver "It'll kill the lawn, but then you can also blame the dog later | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself
To late...now I need a poo too
Go out in the garden...remember your fiver "Shit...I've only got a 20 | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself
To late...now I need a poo too
Go out in the garden...remember your fiver
Shit...I've only got a 20"You’ll get 4 fivers for that...lol... | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself
To late...now I need a poo too
Go out in the garden...remember your fiver "Bloody expensive poo | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself
To late...now I need a poo too
Go out in the garden...remember your fiver
It'll kill the lawn, but then you can also blame the dog later "I’ve only got a goldfish | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself
To late...now I need a poo too
Go out in the garden...remember your fiver
Shit...I've only got a 20
You’ll get 4 fivers for that...lol... "I'm off... I've got business to do | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself
To late...now I need a poo too
Go out in the garden...remember your fiver
It'll kill the lawn, but then you can also blame the dog later
I’ve only got a goldfish "They don't care | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself
To late...now I need a poo too
Go out in the garden...remember your fiver
It'll kill the lawn, but then you can also blame the dog later
I’ve only got a goldfish
They don't care "I’m in your thread with my fiver | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself
To late...now I need a poo too
Go out in the garden...remember your fiver
It'll kill the lawn, but then you can also blame the dog later
I’ve only got a goldfish
They don't care
I’m in your thread with my fiver "I know and it's dripping | |||
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"When you gotta go, you gotta go. Anywhere
In the middle of the roses
You'd be the prettiest rose in there
I’d stick out like big thorn...lol..."If you stick out you might get shat on by pigeons or seagulls | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself
To late...now I need a poo too
Go out in the garden...remember your fiver
It'll kill the lawn, but then you can also blame the dog later
I’ve only got a goldfish
They don't care
I’m in your thread with my fiver
I know and it's dripping "Mind you don’t slip | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat
I’m might have just used his hat
Oh don't....'I've got terrible visions now
The money is still at the bottom
I read that as in your bottom
Sometimes a piece of loo roll gets stuck there, why should money be any different
Fivers are plastic now
Wipe clean
I'm enjoying this way too much
Don't pee yourself
To late...now I need a poo too
Go out in the garden...remember your fiver
It'll kill the lawn, but then you can also blame the dog later
I’ve only got a goldfish
They don't care
I’m in your thread with my fiver
I know and it's dripping
Mind you don’t slip "It'll make your eyes water if I did  | |||
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"When you gotta go, you gotta go. Anywhere
In the middle of the roses
You'd be the prettiest rose in there
I’d stick out like big thorn...lol...
If you stick out you might get shat on by pigeons or seagulls "I’ve had that happen several times on the beach | |||
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"If I want to have a poo in an English county garden...asking for a friend "Tear off a leaf and wipe your underneath in an English country garden | |||
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"When you gotta go, you gotta go. Anywhere
In the middle of the roses
You'd be the prettiest rose in there
I’d stick out like big thorn...lol...
If you stick out you might get shat on by pigeons or seagulls
I’ve had that happen several times on the beach "At least here you can hide in the roses | |||
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"If I want to have a poo in an English county garden...asking for a friend
Tear off a leaf and wipe your underneath in an English country garden"I’m using fivers now | |||
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"When you gotta go, you gotta go. Anywhere
In the middle of the roses
You'd be the prettiest rose in there
I’d stick out like big thorn...lol...
If you stick out you might get shat on by pigeons or seagulls
I’ve had that happen several times on the beach
At least here you can hide in the roses "Yes that’s true | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh "Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver "I left £2 and half a curly | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly "Lol...was it in loose change | |||
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"If I want to have a poo in an English county garden...asking for a friend
Tear off a leaf and wipe your underneath in an English country garden
I’m using fivers now "Ooo washable lol | |||
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"If I want to have a poo in an English county garden...asking for a friend
Tear off a leaf and wipe your underneath in an English country garden
I’m using fivers now
Ooo washable lol"I hang them on the line | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change "Most of it pennies! | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies! "Do you think they counted them.... | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies! "That's a load off | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
Do you think they counted them.... "Of course I count them | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
That's a load off "Bet she’s lighter now | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
Do you think they counted them....
Of course I count them " did she spoil the grass | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
That's a load off
Bet she’s lighter now "No she's just made room for Alan haha | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
Do you think they counted them....
Of course I count them
did she spoil the grass "its fine I have lots of grass left in my little garden  | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
Do you think they counted them....
Of course I count them
did she spoil the grass "I have my own little patch of garden now.....it's fenced off and everything..... | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
That's a load off
Bet she’s lighter now
No she's just made room for Alan haha "Don’t start her off | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
Do you think they counted them....
Of course I count them
did she spoil the grass its fine I have lots of grass left in my little garden "Have you got a lawn mower for your little garden | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
Do you think they counted them....
Of course I count them
did she spoil the grass its fine I have lots of grass left in my little garden
Have you got a lawn mower for your little garden "I have but I don't use it I have cutting the grass | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
Do you think they counted them....
Of course I count them
did she spoil the grass its fine I have lots of grass left in my little garden
Have you got a lawn mower for your little garden
I have but I don't use it I have cutting the grass "Hate ffs not have | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
Do you think they counted them....
Of course I count them
did she spoil the grass its fine I have lots of grass left in my little garden
Have you got a lawn mower for your little garden
I have but I don't use it I have cutting the grass "What you been cutting it with | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
Do you think they counted them....
Of course I count them
did she spoil the grass its fine I have lots of grass left in my little garden
Have you got a lawn mower for your little garden
I have but I don't use it I have cutting the grass
What you been cutting it with "I haven't I've been leaving it to you lot to kill it off | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
Do you think they counted them....
Of course I count them
did she spoil the grass its fine I have lots of grass left in my little garden
Have you got a lawn mower for your little garden
I have but I don't use it I have cutting the grass
What you been cutting it with I haven't I've been leaving it to you lot to kill it off "I like your middle garden | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
Do you think they counted them....
Of course I count them
did she spoil the grass its fine I have lots of grass left in my little garden
Have you got a lawn mower for your little garden
I have but I don't use it I have cutting the grass
What you been cutting it with I haven't I've been leaving it to you lot to kill it off
I like your middle garden "that would be my front garden dear you will be needing the fob to got through the metal gates to that garden | |||
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"I have poo pooed in a certain persons garden........just to let him I've been there......sigh
Marking your territory....lol...did you leave a fiver
I left £2 and half a curly
Lol...was it in loose change
Most of it pennies!
Do you think they counted them....
Of course I count them
did she spoil the grass its fine I have lots of grass left in my little garden
Have you got a lawn mower for your little garden
I have but I don't use it I have cutting the grass
What you been cutting it with I haven't I've been leaving it to you lot to kill it off
I like your middle garden that would be my front garden dear you will be needing the fob to got through the metal gates to that garden "Give me the fob right now | |||
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"PB lives en el posh street....no ice cream vans allowed ... "I remember him writing that..,,wonder where he gets his ice creams from | |||
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"PB lives en el posh street....no ice cream vans allowed ... "I don't live in a bloody street that's the problem | |||
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"PB lives en el posh street....no ice cream vans allowed ...
I don't live in a bloody street that's the problem "In a tent in the woods | |||
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"PB lives en el posh street....no ice cream vans allowed ...
I don't live in a bloody street that's the problem
In a tent in the woods "It's a posh tent it has strings and every fing | |||
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"PB lives en el posh street....no ice cream vans allowed ...
I don't live in a bloody street that's the problem
In a tent in the woods
It's a posh tent it has strings and every fing "Does it have a gnome outside | |||
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"PB lives en el posh street....no ice cream vans allowed ...
I don't live in a bloody street that's the problem
In a tent in the woods
It's a posh tent it has strings and every fing
Does it have a gnome outside "does it feck its got a goldfish bowl though if you want to visit | |||
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"PB lives en el posh street....no ice cream vans allowed ...
I don't live in a bloody street that's the problem
In a tent in the woods
It's a posh tent it has strings and every fing
Does it have a gnome outside does it feck its got a goldfish bowl though if you want to visit "What was that you just said  | |||
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"OP, I just pooed. Thought I would let you know "You want a fiver don’t you....lol.. | |||
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"OP, I just pooed. Thought I would let you know
You want a fiver don’t you....lol.. "If you got any spares, I wouldn't say no | |||
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"OP, I just pooed. Thought I would let you know
You want a fiver don’t you....lol..
If you got any spares, I wouldn't say no "I think I have some drying on the line | |||
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"I don’t know But I think I’ll have a go In an English country gaa-aaaaah ...... den !!!
Don’t clap; just throw money!!!!
Dont give up the day job
Spoil sport! Lol
Oh ok I'll put a quid in your hat "Ahhh thanking you | |||
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