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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

especially any odd habits he or she has.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I have to tuck him in every night or he doesn't sleep. He just sits and stares at me.

For hours.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

My eldest dog answers to ‘mother’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy dog talks like Charlie the cat on the Charlie says public health ads on television.

Girl cat carries around a little fluffy chick toy, and won't leave it alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps pulling out my knick’s From the laundry basket and rips them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our youngest the Chihuahua has to have 5 minutes cuddling in on our bed before we put her in her dog cage otherwise she doesn't settle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old mut used to love it when I jumped on his back and rode him like a horse.

(I was 4 at the time)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male cat thinks he’s a dog... chases and bites the postman! I now have to collect my post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old moggie used to stand on his hind legs on the garden path to look over the garden wall .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just stood in its shit barefoot

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

We have a female poochon called Micheal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog loves cheese to the point that he knows as soon as i get an unopened pack out what it is ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog loves cheese to the point that he knows as soon as i get an unopened pack out what it is ...."

I have found Edam is fave

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

My dog shags his teddy in his basket after every meal in front of everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs got no nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My terrier likes watching sports on TV, anything with a ball. She's currently watching the snooker and bounces all over the place trying to follow the balls.

My collie seems to hate sports and goes to lay in the kitchen away from the TV.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Lazy bastard- toxic farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat walks to heel, sits and gives you his paw for treats and responds to the name dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat walks to heel, sits and gives you his paw for treats and responds to the name dog

He used to play fetch with scrunched up balls of paper too, until we got another kitten

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

My dog loves eating raw sprouts...I don't love the aroma shortly afterwards

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

Cat plays fetch, has a fav song that she comes running to the laptop when it comes on and thinks she's a dog

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Haven't walked either dog on a lead fur at least 5 years, and the 2 year old since he was 6 months or so old

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

My cat is a bit of a weirdo. He always stands on 3 legs and hardly ever puts all 4 on the ground at once. He holds his front paw up as though it hurts. After a few minutes he will swap over and lift the other foot. He uses the litter tray the same way and I always think he's going to topple over.

The vet confirmed he has no injuries or pain in his legs and is just a bit of an oddball

He also loves frijj milkshake and I always end up sharing with him. He recognises bottle and almost quivers with excitement and starts drooling when he sees it.

My other cat is pretty normal and doesn't do anything particularly odd. He is a bit of a nurse maid though. He always knows when you are feeling down or unwell and comes to love you better.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Our dog is allergic to virtually everything even grass!! She can only eat turkey & vegetables no other meats or wheat, rice or dairy

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog flicks her tongue when she wants treats.

For years she would only eat her food in the dark (she's a rescue).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine waits for kisses before bed

I get a good night kiss

He only gets up in the morning when he hears me stir my coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 4 cats ... Yes I'm the crazy cat lady they all warn you about.

Scardycat (his actual name) hates humans. Will dash out the cat flap or hide as soon as we are in the same room or he hears any noise. Absolutely petrified of humans. Don't get it as he was born in my house and no one has ever treated him badly.

Logan - the laziest cat in the world. Will wait by the front door so we can open it up for him and let him I to the kitchen. Despite the fact that he can just jump over the fence and go via the cat flap.

Cat - is friendly but doesn't like being picked up. Is very greedy. Will not wait for me to finish putting the catfood down before ravishing it. Every single time and their diet is dried food so there is always food down for them.

Lucy- meant to be a stray cat. The friendliest cat I've ever had and loves attention. Proper little slut for cuddles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 4 cats ... Yes I'm the crazy cat lady they all warn you about.

Lucy- meant to be a stray cat. The friendliest cat I've ever had and loves attention. Proper little slut for cuddles."

I will get a dog next. But not till my cats have lived out their lives. I've always wanted a dog but I have at least another decade before that happens.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

My dog (westie) is heading 18!!!

He’s deaf, blind and often gets lost and confused but he’s happy

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

My dog now lives with my parents - she doesn’t like it if people eat at a dining table. She cowers behind the furniture and won’t come out until they’re finished. If she clocks on to the fact there are guests coming round, she hides upstairs until she can pop down and check they aren't using the table. We’re away this weekend and she’s done the same thing here. Strange animal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs favourite treat is ice cubes.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

My childhood family dog (cocker spaniel) went through a spate of constantly licking the hoover bag and stealing raw potatoes and cucumbers.

My current cat is such a scaredy cat that when we had to move into temporary accommodation, he got a scare and ran and hid and got stuck up the chimney and I first thought he was dead

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Polly is my baby. She snuggles me to sleep every night and I wake up to find her snuggled into my neck/shoulder every morning.

She’s diabetic and an absolute doll when it comes to her treatment. She twice a day, after her meals, she comes and sits on my lap to wait for her insulin injection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it sad that I'm on a swingers website but enjoying reading about all of your pets ?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Is it sad that I'm on a swingers website but enjoying reading about all of your pets ? "

No! it's good to know about normal things I find x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it sad that I'm on a swingers website but enjoying reading about all of your pets ?

No! it's good to know about normal things I find x"

Phew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I sit on a bench on a country lane.a local Husky dog if she sees me comes bounding over from a quarter of a mile away for a chew/biscuit, friendliest dog I know.

To people walking in between it looks like a vicious wild wolf bounding towards them to attack them.. really funny (she bounds straight past them)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole it today and it's kinda ginger....

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

used to have a staffie who used to catch sight of his tail and run round in circles trying to catch it until he got so dizzy he would fall over

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

The beagle

He is a complete twat

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

My dog loves female opera singers and joins in howling enthusiastically.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cap’n Ash likes to sprawl out on my back as his way of moving from room to room, like I’m merely his draught horse.

Little Miss Jinna is like a dainty little beauty but her shit smells so bad, it wakes you up from downstairs in the middle of the night.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I'm jealous of my dog. If I could only suck my own cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have 6 cats. They all display individual traits. Fascinating animals that turn any house into a home.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

One of our cat's can't meow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog loves bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of mine competed at Crufts twice in the agility she was a star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tilly likes chilli cheese and crisps

Brenda's meow is broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs got 3 toes on one paw after an op

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

premier inn Southampton

My dog would rather live with my parents than me. Bastard

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

My staffy runs to his food bowl and stuffs his face when he gets excited

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"My dogs got no nose."

How does he smell?... Terrible! Boom boom.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

My cat Molly, brings us our socks in the morning, whilst howling and she also climbs up the chimney

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

She's died shortly after I joined this forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My woofa is no longer scared of fireworks - she's now deaf.

She knows when B is on his way and waits at the door for him for about 20 mins or so before he arrives.

She will only eat if I'm in the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Craps herself when over excited. Always fun having to pick up great dane size pebbles from the hallway when she's heard the car pull up

thank god for laminate and zoflora.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both of my dogs are complete pillocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boy dog talks like Charlie the cat on the Charlie says public health ads on television.

Girl cat carries around a little fluffy chick toy, and won't leave it alone."

Ha! I have girl dog and boy child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My youngest (under a year) cat is a complete hound. She will bite and rip her way through a pouch of food, and eat the contents.

My adult cat can open every door in the house. My neighbours find it hilarious when they see her opening the front door. She doesn't have to wait to be let back in.

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By *ikeandmollyCouple
over a year ago

swindon

One of my cats Morris sings to his water bowl and likes to yell to tell everyone that he’s had a shit in his box for about 5 minutes afterwards.

Molly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog shags his teddy in his basket after every meal in front of everyone "

My first dog did this with a blanket but wouldnt wait until after dinner. We had to put up with him bouncing all over the lounge grunting and groaning until he was done. Then he'd proceed to lick himself until it went down. All this in front of us trying to eat. Dirty little sod had had the snip as well.

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

Change the internal door knobs to round ones you have to twist. I had to do this with same problem

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My TeenyTinyDoggo, walks on her front legs while she wees. She reverses up to things, fences, trees, walls then walks her back legs up to poop down the fence

I have no idea why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat is basically an arrogant fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my cats goes round opening cupboard doors and draws. The first time it happened I thought I'd been burgled

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By *helsea69400Couple
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

Got a staffy bloody hell she can stink a room out?

Talk about chewing the air !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog won’t go walkies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog opens sliding wardrobe doors, gets inside and closes door behind him when: football on tv; sex takes place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dogs got no nose."

How does he smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dogs got no nose.

How does he smell?"

Awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dogs got no nose.

How does he smell?

Awful

On that note.... Adios

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last Border Collie was a kleptomaniac, I never did find out where that garden gnome came from......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My animals are quite boring.

But a good friend of mine, his cat is very strange. He brings back wrapped daim bars quite regular.

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By *heislanderMan
over a year ago

cheshunt

"Is it sad that I'm on a swingers website but enjoying reading about all of your pets ? "

No course it’s not. Have you seen some of the Brexit threads on here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the world was ran by our pets what wonderful life it would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog has a disease only found in cats + very rarely in cars too

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

Our cat sleeps on a hard window sill and not a cosy bed

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when your out .all animals loves comfortable surond

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Our cat sleeps on a hard window sill and not a cosy bed

Weirdo

Who hasn't been taken in by icle kittens who then turned into attack cats

I know I have

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

That's ours

You stroke it .then it goes for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a lucky girl then

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I'll come in and seldom see the cat. If she's on her stool she doesn't even lift her head to acknowledge my presence.

I know when Ben is on the road because she'll appear like a bat out of hell, running from the sitting room, dining room and kitchen, meowing, before rolling around on the rug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog Fein's injury so he doesn't have to go for a walk .... puts on a limp!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cats

Jet - she a little Madame thinks everyone should

Fall at her feet she’s alway up to something, when she was just a kitten she fell down the toilet while we were at work don’t know how long she was there before we got home vet couldn’t find a pulse and her temp was way down didn’t think she would see the night through a hot water bottle and skin to skin under my onesie and she’s lived to tell the tale super spoiled brat, she likes peeing on bags shoes or practically anything kids leave at their backsides rather than go outside when it’s wet.

Toby - we regimes him as a socially awkward Hates people you’ll never see him but empty bowl you know he’s still alive kinda cat, allmphr cats take prescription dry food because he gets crystals forming in his urine so he’s had a few ops before we got him the previous owner didn’t tell us he was meant to be on a script ! Within a month of being in our mad house he’s now an outdoor cat who loves everyone,well apart from our dogs and our other cat patch

Patch - the oldest but the family baby, he was hand reared when we got him for my son who at that time had lost the use of his legs, he’s friendly everyone loves him and he’s a proper sook he terrorises Toby sometimes but then always let’s thw other cats get snacks and treats first

The dogs

Kai - he was assaulted by a neighbour and skull completely spilt in half vets wanted to put him to sleep I got him to vet hospital and he’s here to tell the tale, he’s a proper yappy thing hardly does what you tell him has got food stuck in his throat and keeled over five times because he inhales food instead of chewing he’s that greedy ( lucky he’s had us around to perform a miracle getting them out), he terrorises Toby and he’s a daddy to six, he banged the neighbours dog twice

Bella - the baby is Kai daughter she’s fuxking bonkers and the cutest bundle ever, all the delivery drivers, postie you name it she chases them and barking away has no manners and doesn’t do as she’s told

Both dogs spend half the day with their heads out the car flap shouting at everyone

I used to have more cats and a ton of rabbits but our little zoo has decreased

love my animals to bits

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

One of my cats will sit when told. If i leave the bedroom door open he will jump on me at 5pm - exactly. Lastly if not covered up and it sounds weird, but he will try to suck my right nipple - he is not young as he is about 14 and my gf looks in shock when he trys it - ignores her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our dog wont come in the house unless you give him a biscuit...and it has to be a chocolate biscuit. If it's just a plain biscuit he drops it and looks at you as if to say 'is that all I'm worth' and goes in a huff x

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Have to my gf thinks i am a cat whisper as when ever we visit her friends the cat or cats will sit on my lap or snuggle up to me usually. I take it as a compliment. Dogs do it as well.

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

Our cat attacks everyone in our house apart from me? And it was in the family before me! He's nuts, I think he just likes females

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dog has a disease only found in cats + very rarely in cars too

Wait !What !

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"One of my cats will sit when told. If i leave the bedroom door open he will jump on me at 5pm - exactly. Lastly if not covered up and it sounds weird, but he will try to suck my right nipple - he is not young as he is about 14 and my gf looks in shock when he trys it - ignores her."

That’s quite normal...he just sees you as the mummy cat. If he pads with his claws on your stomach at the same time and purrs, he’s trying to stimulate milk production. Once you’ve slipped into that role for them, they’ll try to do it forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both of my cats are

's when it comes to pest control. Ruthless killing machines.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

He’s a twat, nervous of everyone, barks at anyone passing the house in the lane...he’s very grumpy too

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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My cat is about 10. Was my ex-husband and daughter's cat she had at his house. When he moved into his mum's house to look after her they asked if I'd take the cat. She swore up and down she'd look after it etc, and it was an outside cat so no problem...that was eight years ago.

The vet said she had to stay in for six weeks...now she seldom goes out and her favourite place to sleep is Ben's chest. She stomps around a bit before curling on his chest, purring away. Never seen that before, didn't know it was normal. Every day's a school day.

My daughter has married and left home. I'm the litter box cleaner and vet payer and get totally ignored in favour of a Johnny come lately!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog has a negative attitude (German Shepherds very often do)

Loves to bully the cat, but rarely wins because the cat bullies back.

He has a strict routine, awake at the same time each day, has to eat at the same times. If he is offered food in his bowl it stays there until the allocated time.

He likes a lot of attention, if I'm busy he will steal things to get i.t, tea towels mainly.

He loves watching telly, he loves action films.

He has a huge attachment to my son, sulks when he leaves.

He doesn't like people sitting in his spot on the sofa, and has been known to physically pull people off so he can reclaim it

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Another one of mine was supposed to stay a week then told she would go into a cat home or worse. Did not want 3 cats. Hard work all time to stop her crapping inside. Think winning for weeks, then have to start again. She looks shifty so knows it is wrong.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

He will only drink water outside.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My Pooch is one of only 1200 registered of his breed in the UK

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"My dog loves cheese to the point that he knows as soon as i get an unopened pack out what it is ...."

My cat is like that with the milk bottle he recognises the sound of it coming out the fridge and runs into the kitchen like a lunatic

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

If there was a sex register my chihuahua would be the first on the list, the dirty little b@%£#&/!

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Our dog wont come in the house unless you give him a biscuit...and it has to be a chocolate biscuit. If it's just a plain biscuit he drops it and looks at you as if to say 'is that all I'm worth' and goes in a huff x"

Shut the door and leave him Out in the rain he will soon come in for a rich tea then

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"My dog loves cheese to the point that he knows as soon as i get an unopened pack out what it is ...."

One of our cats is like this

He also loves to steal ear plugs and run around with them and used to get in the bath with me when he was little.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dog has a disease only found in cats + very rarely in cars too

Wait !What !"

Is it a "big end' problem

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"My dog loves cheese to the point that he knows as soon as i get an unopened pack out what it is ....

My cat is like that with the milk bottle he recognises the sound of it coming out the fridge and runs into the kitchen like a lunatic

One of the rare occasions my cat will find me - when a certain chopping board hits the worktop, that means meat is about to be prepared. If the vegetable board hits the worktop - nothing, but the meat one...before its hit the worktop I look down and there she is, sat quietly, waiting for the trimmed bits.

I find her stare unnerving at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone sneezes one of our cats makes a weird squeak like they are saying “bless you”...I thought it was strange but there’s a few on YouTube that do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact..I don't have one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are two cats on my street,

both must be on Neighbourhood Watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have Maine Coon cats and they retrieve like dogs...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I think it is cute when my little cat bumps noses with hubby at 5 in the morning, wanting her breakfast...he doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our dog is allergic to virtually everything even grass!! She can only eat turkey & vegetables no other meats or wheat, rice or dairy

J x"

Ours too! Bloody nightmare, is it a bichon by any chance? X

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

My 3 cats I rescued from a bucket when they were kittens, Bailey, Time and Angel their just over a year old now ......I trained them to come home to me whistling....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"My 3 cats I rescued from a bucket when they were kittens, Bailey, Time and Angel their just over a year old now ......I trained them to come home to me whistling....

Oh bless them..

My cat turned up in our garden last year, with 3 kittens, they are a year old now and were rehomed, we kept mummy, she was barely a kitten herself..

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"My 3 cats I rescued from a bucket when they were kittens, Bailey, Time and Angel their just over a year old now ......I trained them to come home to me whistling....

Oh bless them..

My cat turned up in our garden last year, with 3 kittens, they are a year old now and were rehomed, we kept mummy, she was barely a kitten herself.."

It's awful how cats are treated, it's nothing to get them spayed, we have a great cats protection league org locally and it's inundated with strays...heartbreaking...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"My 3 cats I rescued from a bucket when they were kittens, Bailey, Time and Angel their just over a year old now ......I trained them to come home to me whistling....

Oh bless them..

My cat turned up in our garden last year, with 3 kittens, they are a year old now and were rehomed, we kept mummy, she was barely a kitten herself..

It's awful how cats are treated, it's nothing to get them spayed, we have a great cats protection league org locally and it's inundated with strays...heartbreaking...

I agree. We think Molly was dumped pregnant and found our garden to have her kittens, we were actually on holiday, so they were found by my brother. We have a CPL lady up the road, she came round and fed them until they could be separated from mum.

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over a year ago

Our cat was bought up by a Rottweiler for its first two months. He knows which cupboard his Dreamies are in and sits near it and when anyone walks past he pats you with his paw and looks up at the cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Tonkinese cats used to retrieve toys and bring them back to me. I'm sure they thought they were dogs lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Our cat was bought up by a Rottweiler for its first two months. He knows which cupboard his Dreamies are in and sits near it and when anyone walks past he pats you with his paw and looks up at the cupboard "

How sweet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"My Tonkinese cats used to retrieve toys and bring them back to me. I'm sure they thought they were dogs lol"

Aah! My cat will chase a ball but not retrieve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just read a nice line elsewhere.

"a dog loves you more than it loves itself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat makes me walk him on an extending leash. (He’s a Maine coon)

If I don’t, he kicks his litter all over the floor.

He sits, jumps, meows, gives paw on demand.

He can open drawers and doors.

He’s also a successful swinger.

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over a year ago

"My cat makes me walk him on an extending leash. (He’s a Maine coon)

If I don’t, he kicks his litter all over the floor.

He sits, jumps, meows, gives paw on demand.

He can open drawers and doors.

He’s also a successful swinger. "

*command. Not demand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is grieving for her friend, my other collie who died a few weeks ago. Wandering around looking lost, crying at night, not eating, sleeping where he used to sleep, and looking sad and confused....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s dead......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She is grieving for her friend, my other collie who died a few weeks ago. Wandering around looking lost, crying at night, not eating, sleeping where he used to sleep, and looking sad and confused....

at least you're there for her.

not all dogs are even that lucky

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

That's so sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww, that is so sad, really sorry to hear that. Its a shame we cant explain things to them and have them understand. Must be so confusing for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat is a prick. Fact

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