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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok I’m a bit of a picture whore, I enjoy taking them but when I look back at them I think ‘whaaaaat the actual hell’

Ladies...and gents when taking photos of yourself in a state of undress, how many end up in the deleted folder? How do you get that perfect ratio of boob flapping all of the shop as you try and take a selfie with the other hand (you know what I mean!)....how many use filters...

I mean not as though I perve over many photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I’m a bit of a picture whore, I enjoy taking them but when I look back at them I think ‘whaaaaat the actual hell’

Ladies...and gents when taking photos of yourself in a state of undress, how many end up in the deleted folder? How do you get that perfect ratio of boob flapping all of the shop as you try and take a selfie with the other hand (you know what I mean!)....how many use filters...

I mean not as though I perve over many photos "

No filters but I probably take about 180 to get one I’m happy with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to stick the camera on video and move myself rather than it and just take screenshots from that.

Or I get someone nice to do it for me

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

OMG!! I take loads to get one decent one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to stick the camera on video and move myself rather than it and just take screenshots from that.

Or I get someone nice to do it for me "

I do that now. Video and screenshot. The videos are bloody hilarious though. I’d die if anyone saw those!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I tend to stick the camera on video and move myself rather than it and just take screenshots from that.

Or I get someone nice to do it for me "

That’s a really good idea...... so you video and just screen shoot???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t taken a decent pic in ages - I have a new camera though so I should probably up my game!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dread to think how many I delete. Some stay private as I’m still unsure of them x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Probably one in twenty I post, there's some truly horrific ones that don't make the cut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to stick the camera on video and move myself rather than it and just take screenshots from that.

Or I get someone nice to do it for me

I do that now. Video and screenshot. The videos are bloody hilarious though. I’d die if anyone saw those!"

Yeah I make sure I delete the evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to stick the camera on video and move myself rather than it and just take screenshots from that.

Or I get someone nice to do it for me

That’s a really good idea...... so you video and just screen shoot??? "

Yeah my phone lets you open out the video into stills and I just screenshot those. Sometimes I touch them up a bit with a photo editing app if they're a bit blurry or too dark or whatever.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

So, so many bad ones till i get one I'm happy with. £1 selfie stick is a god send x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I prop my phone up, set a ten second timer, then suck bits in and push other bits out for ten seconds til it takes the picture

I definitely delete way more than I keep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m clearly not that photogenic then, I do all the above lol.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I just take a picture and upload it probably why there all shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every 1 good selfie of me (female) there must be 30+ that I cringe at and delete xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitly prop the phone up and use its timers. Its always the picture you weren't trying to take that looks the best, with me anyway. Stick it in black and white (stops me feeling quite so naked for some reason) and you're away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to stick the camera on video and move myself rather than it and just take screenshots from that.

Or I get someone nice to do it for me "

This or I go the old fashioned route before the tinternet was invented (available to the masses) and let those I meet see me naked rather than trying to take naked selfies to appeal to fab, I'm fab enough without Kodak moments

One persons ewwww is another's mmmmm so I doubt we can ever hit a happy medium where uploaded pictures are so prevalent. Do what makes you happy and if that means taking a burlesque photography poses class or a wang positioning class then so be it. But if trying to manoeuvre your tits into the right light is becoming a faf for fab then I'd say cease and desist lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitly prop the phone up and use its timers. Its always the picture you weren't trying to take that looks the best, with me anyway. Stick it in black and white (stops me feeling quite so naked for some reason) and you're away "

Technique depends actually upon whether they're instant selfies, selfies with timer (as with both we tend to take about 3 shots for each pose really and choose the best) or taking pics together and of each other where we'll take many more (with B taking pics of P especially, it's something we find very intimate so enjoy doing so! )

From these we'll select the one of the 3 (or more together) that we like the best. We don't use filters, but maybe dim or raise the brightness, change them to black and whites or fade the edges to make them look more artistic perhaps?

Then we slap our "ED" logo on them, perhaps the odd bit of sticker in say 1 out of 10 to hide too revealing details and up it goes!

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually take about 4 and pick the best one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I’m a bit of a picture whore, I enjoy taking them but when I look back at them I think ‘whaaaaat the actual hell’

Ladies...and gents when taking photos of yourself in a state of undress, how many end up in the deleted folder? How do you get that perfect ratio of boob flapping all of the shop as you try and take a selfie with the other hand (you know what I mean!)....how many use filters...

I mean not as though I perve over many photos

No filters but I probably take about 180 to get one I’m happy with "

Ahh my princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to stick the camera on video and move myself rather than it and just take screenshots from that.

Or I get someone nice to do it for me "

Great idea haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them generally, I can take a great pic of anyone or anything else but put me in front of any camera and it’s either serial killer or cave troll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I’m a bit of a picture whore, I enjoy taking them but when I look back at them I think ‘whaaaaat the actual hell’

Ladies...and gents when taking photos of yourself in a state of undress, how many end up in the deleted folder? How do you get that perfect ratio of boob flapping all of the shop as you try and take a selfie with the other hand (you know what I mean!)....how many use filters...

I mean not as though I perve over many photos

No filters but I probably take about 180 to get one I’m happy with

Ahh my princess "

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