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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nah

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

What's classed as a good winkie?

I'm just curious really, I'm not auditioning for the young lady

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

Be hones, its you in a wig isnt it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Good luck to the girl.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Oh my fucking god!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my fucking god!!! "

Yes, he really did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All she needs to do is put a profile on here with an "f" instead of an "m" and she'll have more than enough to choose from anyway

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh my fucking god!!! "

Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

#yournevergonnagetridofthethirdwheel

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"All she needs to do is put a profile on here with an "f" instead of an "m" and she'll have more than enough to choose from anyway "

I think she may already be here ^^

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi. "

I thought it was for Saffron!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi.

I thought it was for Saffron! "

The man seems to have lots of friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about Tame

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi.

I thought it was for Saffron!

The man seems to have lots of friends "

I should probably take notes, my bestie just abuses me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's classed as a good winkie?

I'm just curious really, I'm not auditioning for the young lady "

Ummmm, huge to horse....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi.

I thought it was for Saffron!

The man seems to have lots of friends "

Take a ticket ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about Tame "

Does he have shovel hands?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah"

Rude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be hones, its you in a wig isnt it "

No that's just on Tuesdays.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ta im taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my fucking god!!! "

Never joke about anything with this one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi.

I thought it was for Saffron! "

Ha ha don't think that would be his description of me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my fucking god!!! "

I prefer to think of myself as a smarter, less beard version of Jesus....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi. "

He knows better!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really "

Yeah, she's a babe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All she needs to do is put a profile on here with an "f" instead of an "m" and she'll have more than enough to choose from anyway "

She needs someone "spesh"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi. "

That's fmfp #2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"#yournevergonnagetridofthethirdwheel "

As if I'd want to.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi.

I thought it was for Saffron! "

She's MINE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about Tame

Does he have shovel hands?"

His hands are massive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No ta im taken "

Resstthhppecktt....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Never joke about anything with this one!! "

Was it a joke?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi.

He knows better! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about Tame

Does he have shovel hands?

His hands are massive "

I think his cock has its own limbs and digits....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Never joke about anything with this one!!

Was it a joke? "

I'm not sure she actually trusts you to find her a bloke after listening to you..

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

"

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

"

It’s me!!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi.

I thought it was for Saffron!

She's MINE!!! "

Ahem..... OURS

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Is she happy to share?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Is she happy to share?"
.

Maybe.....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!! "

Ah, well, I know you're real, we've hugged and I bought you a brewskie.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!!

Ah, well, I know you're real, we've hugged and I bought you a brewskie. "

we certainly did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!! "

Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!!

Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?"

Not really....... I’m just very fussy.

Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!!

Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?

Not really....... I’m just very fussy.

Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie "

isn't he the third wheel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is she happy to share?.

Maybe....."

Definitely maybe....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!!

Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?

Not really....... I’m just very fussy.

Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie "

How could I do that, you're kinda funny af and you couldn't see our hands anyway....

Nothing wrong with fussy either....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!!

Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?

Not really....... I’m just very fussy.

Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie

isn't he the third wheel? "

I'm the axle....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!!

Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?

Not really....... I’m just very fussy.

Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie

isn't he the third wheel?

I'm the axle.... "

Arhhhhh good answer there....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!!

Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?

Not really....... I’m just very fussy.

Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie

How could I do that, you're kinda funny af and you couldn't see our hands anyway....

Nothing wrong with fussy either.... "

Your stating to love me a little now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Btw, you guys are supposed to message me with your applications so we can draw up a short list for interview, shy never won much, js.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!!

Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?

Not really....... I’m just very fussy.

Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie

How could I do that, you're kinda funny af and you couldn't see our hands anyway....

Nothing wrong with fussy either....

Your stating to love me a little now "

Love by association, innit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!!

Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?

Not really....... I’m just very fussy.

Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie

How could I do that, you're kinda funny af and you couldn't see our hands anyway....

Nothing wrong with fussy either....

Your stating to love me a little now

Love by association, innit.... "

Aka.. quiet life!?!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!!

Ah, well, I know you're real, we've hugged and I bought you a brewskie.

we certainly did. "

And a delightful hug it was too.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Oh my fucking god!!!

Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi.

I thought it was for Saffron!

The man seems to have lots of friends

I should probably take notes, my bestie just abuses me"

...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!

Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:

- Tall ish (not in heels)

- Two x blue eyes

- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)

- Dominant streak

- One winkie, a good'un please....

Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....

Best of luck, may the best man win....!

I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.

It’s me!!!

Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?

Not really....... I’m just very fussy.

Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie

How could I do that, you're kinda funny af and you couldn't see our hands anyway....

Nothing wrong with fussy either....

Your stating to love me a little now

Love by association, innit....

Aka.. quiet life!?! "

You know EXACTLY how to keep me quiet my love

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m liking being the third wheel again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m liking being the third wheel again "

Manage a troisycle

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Still no fresh meat!!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Your not pimping me out very will Xperia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummmmmmmmmm; it’s a naw ya fine! from me

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Ummmmmmmmmm; it’s a naw ya fine! from me "

Don’t block me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your not pimping me out very will Xperia "

I reckon they're scurred of my manly pimp qualities, maybe you need a madam....?

C'mon guys, if you're fit and worthy, then show yourselves ffs....!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...? "

Sod right off

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...? "

OMG!!! Too far!! I’m way to fussy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?

Sod right off "

Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?

Sod right off

Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie..... "

It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?

Sod right off

Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....

It's the only way you'll get any peace!!! "

So in order for me to get my end away I have to......

.....I don't recall this in the contract....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?

Sod right off

Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....

It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!

So in order for me to get my end away I have to......

.....I don't recall this in the contract....? "

No but it's advisable.. unless I move house and change my number

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?

Sod right off

Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....

It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!

So in order for me to get my end away I have to......

.....I don't recall this in the contract....?

No but it's advisable.. unless I move house and change my number "

OMFG!!! This is way to harsh!!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?

Sod right off

Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....

It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!

So in order for me to get my end away I have to......

.....I don't recall this in the contract....? "

That’s clearly not the case

Your balls have been fully drained and I’m still as dry as a bone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?

Sod right off

Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....

It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!

So in order for me to get my end away I have to......

.....I don't recall this in the contract....?

That’s clearly not the case

Your balls have been fully drained and I’m still as dry as a bone "

Hahaha hahaha, but we're all happy, right?

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over a year ago


"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?

Sod right off

Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....

It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!

So in order for me to get my end away I have to......

.....I don't recall this in the contract....?

No but it's advisable.. unless I move house and change my number

OMFG!!! This is way to harsh!!! "

My number is top secret info, right...?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?

Sod right off

Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....

It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!

So in order for me to get my end away I have to......

.....I don't recall this in the contract....?

That’s clearly not the case

Your balls have been fully drained and I’m still as dry as a bone

Hahaha hahaha, but we're all happy, right? "

You 2 are yes........ me on the other hand

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over a year ago


"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?

Sod right off

Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....

It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!

So in order for me to get my end away I have to......

.....I don't recall this in the contract....?

That’s clearly not the case

Your balls have been fully drained and I’m still as dry as a bone

Hahaha hahaha, but we're all happy, right?

You 2 are yes........ me on the other hand "

I'm really trying. The guys here are all so shy!!! I might have to go searching/hunting for you and approach them directly....

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over a year ago

I’ll take her off your hands. I think she likes mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?

Sod right off

Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....

It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!

So in order for me to get my end away I have to......

.....I don't recall this in the contract....?

That’s clearly not the case

Your balls have been fully drained and I’m still as dry as a bone

Hahaha hahaha, but we're all happy, right?

You 2 are yes........ me on the other hand

I'm really trying. The guys here are all so shy!!! I might have to go searching/hunting for you and approach them directly.... "

Hunting?!?? Grrr.. so caveman

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over a year ago

This still going talk about fuel the fire

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I’ll take her off your hands. I think she likes mine."

Absolutely!!!!

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over a year ago


"I’ll take her off your hands. I think she likes mine."

Result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This still going talk about fuel the fire "

No fire.. just flogging my mate for a little peace and quiet.. it's all good fun

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I’ll take her off your hands. I think she likes mine.

Result! "

Just the distance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This still going talk about fuel the fire

No fire.. just flogging my mate for a little peace and quiet.. it's all good fun "

Next time I'm up I might allow her look at me in person, if she's good.....

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over a year ago


"This still going talk about fuel the fire

No fire.. just flogging my mate for a little peace and quiet.. it's all good fun

Next time I'm up I might allow her look at me in person, if she's good..... "

She’s not real tho

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over a year ago


"This still going talk about fuel the fire

No fire.. just flogging my mate for a little peace and quiet.. it's all good fun

Next time I'm up I might allow her look at me in person, if she's good.....

She’s not real tho"

She is! She's my real life mate.. she's on the thread.. lexi..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This still going talk about fuel the fire

No fire.. just flogging my mate for a little peace and quiet.. it's all good fun

Next time I'm up I might allow her look at me in person, if she's good.....

She’s not real tho"

Ummmmm, she most definitely is real , since I facetimed her multiple times with saffron the last two days.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This still going talk about fuel the fire

No fire.. just flogging my mate for a little peace and quiet.. it's all good fun

Next time I'm up I might allow her look at me in person, if she's good.....

She’s not real tho

Sorry if it’s too good to b true it is

Ummmmm, she most definitely is real , since I facetimed her multiple times with saffron the last two days..... "

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over a year ago


"I’ll take her off your hands. I think she likes mine.

Result!

Just the distance "

Tell me about it, three and half hour drive back... ...but sooooo worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry lexi i may have put my dick in ya about 6 months back but cant now im loved up sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry lexi i may have put my dick in ya about 6 months back but cant now im loved up sorry "

That's a maybe ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I did have a fuck load of views this evening from fit looking blokes, presumably shy one's, I might follow them up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did have a fuck load of views this evening from fit looking blokes, presumably shy one's, I might follow them up..... "

It's the wrists..

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over a year ago


"Sorry lexi i may have put my dick in ya about 6 months back but cant now im loved up sorry

That's a maybe ^ "

no thats a too late the penis is taken

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over a year ago


"I did have a fuck load of views this evening from fit looking blokes, presumably shy one's, I might follow them up.....

It's the wrists.. "

My manly wrists get a regular work out, I assure you!

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over a year ago


"Sorry lexi i may have put my dick in ya about 6 months back but cant now im loved up sorry

That's a maybe ^ no thats a too late the penis is taken "

A maybe not then....

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over a year ago


"I did have a fuck load of views this evening from fit looking blokes, presumably shy one's, I might follow them up.....

It's the wrists..

My manly wrists get a regular work out, I assure you! "

They're wasting away my love

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over a year ago


"I did have a fuck load of views this evening from fit looking blokes, presumably shy one's, I might follow them up.....

It's the wrists..

My manly wrists get a regular work out, I assure you!

They're wasting away my love "

.....if ever I end up with permalimpwirstitis then at least I now know I can rely on you for a hand, beautiful....

(you have a wonderful bathroom)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What should I fuck your female friend with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What should I fuck your female friend with "

Unless you have a fleshy cock it's gonna be awks..... She's a carnivor....

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over a year ago

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

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I’m very real

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