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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Is that just one big euphemism??

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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What flavor is it?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Depends where the lollipop was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like painting...and I'll do almost anything for a lollipop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhhh, got my own stuff to be getting on with

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By *egan_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

In the closet

I’m handy with a roller, but I might require more than one lolly to keep me engaged.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that just one big euphemism??

Glib

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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What flavor is it?"

What flavour do you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends where the lollipop was

Between my bum cheeks

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is that just one big euphemism??

Glib

Genuine question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way. I'm on a diet so I'll do pretty much anything for sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I quite like painting...and I'll do almost anything for a lollipop

Anything you say, well, I also need my yard cleaned too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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Absolutely!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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I think I might be reading far too much into this?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watercolour, oil paint or pastels?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nahhhhh, got my own stuff to be getting on with "

That’s fair enough, you can still have a lolly pop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m handy with a roller, but I might require more than one lolly to keep me engaged."

How many lollies do you require

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On my way. I'm on a diet so I'll do pretty much anything for sugar

Ok, see you soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a firework in the can boom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick a firework in the can boom "

If I did that, I’m likely to pebble dash the carpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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Absolutely!

I have beer too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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I think I might be reading far too much into this?..."

Really Girty, I can’t think why

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Painting is poo pants, sozza

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By *arkhorse66Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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Nope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Painting is poo pants, sozza

I don’t mind if you poo your pants whilst painting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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Nope!

Why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to lick a lollipop, but shit at painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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Absolutely!

I have beer too

Perfect! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is the bedroom....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick a firework in the can boom

If I did that, I’m likely to pebble dash the carpet

Ok what flavour

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Painting is poo pants, sozza

I don’t mind if you poo your pants whilst painting

I probably would, still learning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only short and don't like ladders. If I bring a big tall hunk to do the top half can I have extra licks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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What flavor is it?"

Matt Emulsion flavour.

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Is that just one big euphemism??

"She wanted a euphemism..... so I gave her one!"

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By *allSteveMan
over a year ago

Poole

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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Most definitely

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'd love to stroke my brush in your bedroom for a couple of hours Cheeky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i dont take lollipops from strangers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watercolour, oil paint or pastels?"

Egg shell, Matt and chalk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How big is the bedroom....

It’s only small

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No i dont take lollipops from strangers

Who are you teabag

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Do you provide a stiff rod to stir the paint or should I bring my own.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you provide a stiff rod to stir the paint or should I bring my own. "

Do you have a good fiddling stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm only short and don't like ladders. If I bring a big tall hunk to do the top half can I have extra licks? "

Yes Rubi, you can have extra licks

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Do you provide a stiff rod to stir the paint or should I bring my own.

Do you have a good fiddling stick

No complaints, sure I could ensure a nice smooth finish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh no.. Hate decorating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ugh no.. Hate decorating. "

You can have your own lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends where the lollipop was

Between my bum cheeks

Forget the lollipop! Time to strip and get a lick on

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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how about offering to lick others lollipops then you might have more luck

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I am getting my lollypop licked and sucked this evening as my friend with benefits is coming over and I don't even have to paint her bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick a firework in the can boom

If I did that, I’m likely to pebble dash the carpet

Ok what flavour "

Sexual flavours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends where the lollipop was

Between my bum cheeks

Forget the lollipop! Time to strip and get a lick on

Are you going to paint the walls with your tongue Doc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

... how about offering to lick others lollipops then you might have more luck

Have you got a nice lolly pop I can lick

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

... how about offering to lick others lollipops then you might have more luck

Have you got a nice lolly pop I can lick

Well you will have to decide that everyone has different opinions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

... how about offering to lick others lollipops then you might have more luck

Have you got a nice lolly pop I can lick

Well you will have to decide that everyone has different opinions

Can I see your lolly pop then please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

... how about offering to lick others lollipops then you might have more luck

Have you got a nice lolly pop I can lick

Well you will have to decide that everyone has different opinions

Can I see your lolly pop then please

Sorry I’m licking his lollipop right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

... how about offering to lick others lollipops then you might have more luck

Have you got a nice lolly pop I can lick

Well you will have to decide that everyone has different opinions

Can I see your lolly pop then please

Sorry I’m licking his lollipop right now "

I want photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick a firework in the can boom

If I did that, I’m likely to pebble dash the carpet

Ok what flavour

Sexual flavours

Ok I’m easily swayed

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

... how about offering to lick others lollipops then you might have more luck

Have you got a nice lolly pop I can lick

Well you will have to decide that everyone has different opinions

Can I see your lolly pop then please

What again you better stop swimming round that fecking goldfish bowl pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick a firework in the can boom

If I did that, I’m likely to pebble dash the carpet

Ok what flavour

Sexual flavours

Ok I’m easily swayed "

That was easy, when can you start

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By *ed1978400Man
over a year ago

Redcar

Only if I can also give it a good gloss downstairs ??x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends where the lollipop was

Between my bum cheeks

Forget the lollipop! Time to strip and get a lick on

Are you going to paint the walls with your tongue Doc

No a bush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

... how about offering to lick others lollipops then you might have more luck

Have you got a nice lolly pop I can lick

Well you will have to decide that everyone has different opinions

Can I see your lolly pop then please

What again you better stop swimming round that fecking goldfish bowl pmsl "

Wait, what did ask again

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By *lackknight1234Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Sounds like a two day job...

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Depends where the lollipop was

Between my bum cheeks

Go on then, my licking aim is not very good though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like a two day job..."

7 days

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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What about maltesers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to stroke my brush in your bedroom for a couple of hours Cheeky..."

Would you now

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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What about maltesers

Nice try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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What about maltesers

Nice try

Easter eggs

ummmmmm donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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What about maltesers

Nice try

Easter eggs

ummmmmm donuts

You're teasing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like painting...and I'll do almost anything for a lollipop

Anything you say, well, I also need my yard cleaned too

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does a milkshake bring all the boys to your yard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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What about maltesers

Nice try

Easter eggs

ummmmmm donuts

You're teasing me

Roast potatoes then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I quite like painting...and I'll do almost anything for a lollipop

Anything you say, well, I also need my yard cleaned too

does a milkshake bring all the boys to your yard"

No but apparently sexual flavour lolly pops do

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Lolly pop, would you come and paint my bedroom

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What about maltesers

Nice try

Easter eggs

ummmmmm donuts

You're teasing me

Roast potatoes then

You're going over my knee, if you want me to do you in your bedroom and then paint it just ask

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