FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest thing in your living room.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"The wife "

Hahaha

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A stuffed fox head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm sat next to Ash, so,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 3ft hot water bottle. I have a pretty normal living room, aside from all the Harry Potter stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cylinder thing D rolls on for his back !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where I am right now, there's a garden fork.... .... I'm slightly scared.....

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

A 5 x 1m of latex sheet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm sat next to Ash, so,,,,

Who's Ash....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A stuffed fox head."

No tail....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby because he is normally on the computer.

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray

Me !

Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hubby because he is normally on the computer."

Isn't that a good thing.....?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Huummmm that would have to be me when I'm in there or my 13 year old daughter.

We just live in a weird old world of crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You

Fuck you!!

(again later)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ask my wife she'd say me.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A dragons skull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you ask my wife she'd say me."

Just saw your willy by accident, sorry about that.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dragons skull "

A real one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you ask my wife she'd say me.

Just saw your willy by accident, sorry about that.....

I love the word willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An elephant, a giraffe and a massage chair.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"A dragons skull

A real one? "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dragons skull

A real one?

Yes!"

Are you sure....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dragons skull

A real one?

Yes!

Are you sure....? "

Where did you get it?

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

A glow in the dark ornament of a pair of hands on a plinth with the words 'remember to pra' underneath!

We like a bit of kitsch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glow in the dark ornament of a pair of hands on a plinth with the words 'remember to pra' underneath!

We like a bit of kitsch. "

I pra daily myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shadows of the scaffold next door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can we up our game please?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

the ashes of 3 beloved kittys

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"A dragons skull

A real one?

Yes!

Are you sure....?

Where did you get it? "

A friend left it too me when they died.

Real to me

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A stuffed fox head.

No tail....? "

Nope. Just the head on a wooden shield.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A stuffed fox head.

No tail....?

Nope. Just the head on a wooden shield."

Fair play!

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"A glow in the dark ornament of a pair of hands on a plinth with the words 'remember to pra' underneath!

We like a bit of kitsch.

I pra daily myself....

KNEEL!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A stuffed fox head.

No tail....?

Nope. Just the head on a wooden shield."

Why's that? (asking for a friend)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glow in the dark ornament of a pair of hands on a plinth with the words 'remember to pra' underneath!

We like a bit of kitsch.

I pra daily myself....

KNEEL! "

Are you gonna spatula my arse....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Poltergeist.( I cant find my death certificate)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weirdest thing I had in my living room earlier was Tame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weirdest thing I had in my living room earlier was Tame

Was his willy as big irl.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Poltergeist.( I cant find my death certificate)

......just like Jesus innit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cauldron have had it years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cauldron have had it years "

Do you do spells and shiz....?

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By *ristolcouple21Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

A giant stuffed carrot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cauldron have had it years

Do you do spells and shiz....? "
yip

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

a blow up flamingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on your viewpoint I suppose but we have a kind of Hansel and Gretel meets Tim Burton feels to our room such as the metal owl wall clock and our carved wooden bird picture hangers.

The look works though, it feels a bit Black Forest I guess

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Where I am right now, there's a garden fork.... .... I'm slightly scared.....

Haha, a couple of weeks ago I had a chainsaw which I was fixing for a mate. I live in a 1 bedroom flat, so don't have a garage anymore

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

The Book of Mormon

A gift to me from a Mormon priest.

Inscribed with a lovely message.

And no.... I’m not, and I didn’t.

V x

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

A flint arrow head we found on the Marlborough downs

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I am pretty weird too

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I can name 2 in saffron’s right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some would say the snakes but i dont see them as strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 Balloon Poodle Sculptures

Don’t ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 axes and a fox skin (yes, tail and all)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where I am right now, there's a garden fork.... .... I'm slightly scared.....

Haha, a couple of weeks ago I had a chainsaw which I was fixing for a mate. I live in a 1 bedroom flat, so don't have a garage anymore

Chainsaw! Yes, behold the man cave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still got a video player!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cylinder thing D rolls on for his back !"

Also got one in our room!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whicker alpaca...

... or maybe my daughter's High School Fucking Musical dvds which are probably still on the shelf over there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cauldron have had it years

Do you do spells and shiz....? yip

Can you do one for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can name 2 in saffron’s right now!

Glass houses innit

.....i love me some dog lips....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I am pretty weird too

Weird ppl don't say that!

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over a year ago

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Tinctures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some would say the snakes but i dont see them as strange "

Never fear the snakes......

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

An orery

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I can name 2 in saffron’s right now!

Glass houses innit

.....i love me some dog lips.... "

That’s no way to talk about my friend!!!

And I was talking about you and the spade!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

You're not weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 spray cans and trim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can name 2 in saffron’s right now!

Glass houses innit

.....i love me some dog lips....

That’s no way to talk about my friend!!!

And I was talking about you and the spade!!! "

Seriously, the parked in the garage message???? Too slow....

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By *lucard5Man
over a year ago

kerry capital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fluffy toy owl (used to be my sons) that records your voice and played back sounds like Sponge Bob and a big wooden Nutcracker soldier that I originally got for Christmas years ago but have him out all year round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tool for squeezing blackheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A heated wax pot

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Nothing! It’s dark and I’m in bed

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

a Christmas present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TV bracket on the wall....with no TV (dropped TV while putting it up and cba to take bracket down)

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

My collection of blades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Take a Break magazine from 2014, I will read it, and soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60 seat covers for chairs, carpet cardboard tubing from carpet laid recently and a bed. I mean our living room is our bedroom but even so lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the hounds ashes.

Loads of crystals.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mars globe

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"A Mars globe"

Ooo a sphere of chocolate toffee and nougat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sand blessed by Buddhist monks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm probably the weirdest thing in mine Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tool for squeezing blackheads"

I was expecting one to squeeze balls......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My collection of blades."

Roller, razor, Stanley....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm probably the weirdest thing in mine Haha "

Got nothing on a fork.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Weird, I said WEIRD....!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stationary cupboard, coffee machine, breakfast table, enough seating for 40 people, video player and some weird old pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus about 7 tables. Weird enough?

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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Twenty year old roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twenty year old roses"

the toffee ones should be fine

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handbrake cables for a car I’ve not owned for about 5 years

(Waiting for their turn on evilbay)

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Fridge freezer.

We’ve got builders in and the kitchen is out of commission.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

My own painting on the wall

If you want to see my artwork pvt message only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massive piece of granite on the floor that I can't move as too big and heavy

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A pond pump.

Note, I do not have a pond in my living room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blow up sofa bed which has a puncture so no longer blown up.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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5 litres of methylated spirits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My own painting on the wall

If you want to see my artwork pvt message only"

Yw for the free advertising....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 litres of methylated spirits"

Drink it, its like really strong vodka with a little bit of methanol in to make you go blind. The bitter taste will disappear after the first litre....

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

TV remote . No matter where I put it down it's never there when I go to pick it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fridge freezer.

We’ve got builders in and the kitchen is out of commission."

S'ok, the house where I am now has a sofa in the kitchen..... Its so fucking weird, I tell thee....

(HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY GOT ANYTHING GENUINELY WEIRD IN THEIR LIVING ROOMS, I THOUGHT THIS SITE WAS A FUCKING SEX SITE WITH PROPER FREAKY FREAKS, YOU ALL SEEM REALLY TAME TODAY.....)

Much love, always a pleasure etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Handbrake cables for a car I’ve not owned for about 5 years

(Waiting for their turn on evilbay)"

Bin 'em...!!!!

Innit....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TV remote . No matter where I put it down it's never there when I go to pick it up "

Just use the buttons like the old days.......

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

My living room is fairly normal, but if I look through the double doors to the dining room there is a full size skeleton sat at one of the chairs with a marshmallow in his mouth, where he’s been for about 18month. He gets moved if someone needs his chair. He gets dressed up at Christmas, birthdays and Halloween.

Lex

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"TV remote . No matter where I put it down it's never there when I go to pick it up

Just use the buttons like the old days.......

That would mean getting up

oohh dunno about that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TV remote . No matter where I put it down it's never there when I go to pick it up

Just use the buttons like the old days.......

That would mean getting up

oohh dunno about that lol"

Get a gimp to do it for you....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My living room is fairly normal, but if I look through the double doors to the dining room there is a full size skeleton sat at one of the chairs with a marshmallow in his mouth, where he’s been for about 18month. He gets moved if someone needs his chair. He gets dressed up at Christmas, birthdays and Halloween.

Lex"

At fucking last!!! A proper weirdo!

Thanks for that my friend

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