FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Half a scotch egg?

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not even half a large scotch egg but half a small one! I was looking all round my chopping board (what’s wrong with plates?) for the other half.

M&S, you tight bastards. Where’s the rest of my scotch egg? After all you gave me enough fucking lettuce to feed the cast of Watership Down.

Gits.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll feel better about yourself in the morning. Next week you'll be feeling like Gwyneth Paltrow.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.

Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.

Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate."

I think they are at home, I think it is a prepared meal from M&S.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.

Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate."

Yes me too!

I want a proper plate and it needs to be white.

And I want a proper glass to drink out of!

And please don't put my bloody drink in a bloody jar - manky!

I had a burger in a run of the mill pub a few weeks ago.

It came on a chopping board not even put together all the burger contents were separate

The fries were stood upright in a metal cup ( a cheat way to only put 4 in there) and the sauce ( jus ) was drizzled on the board

Just no.

Put the sauce in the motherfucking burger, put the burger together and give me a proper portion of fries on a bloody plate.

Ta.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.

Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate.

I think they are at home, I think it is a prepared meal from M&S."

Nope. It was in their pot cafe. I’ve been simmering about the bloody eg for hours

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.

Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate.

I think they are at home, I think it is a prepared meal from M&S.

Nope. It was in their pot cafe. I’ve been simmering about the bloody eg for hours "

*egg

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.

Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate.

I think they are at home, I think it is a prepared meal from M&S.

Nope. It was in their pot cafe. I’ve been simmering about the bloody eg for hours

*egg"

But eg is half an egg. x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, you said 'my chopping board', I thought you were at home

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.

Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate.

Yes me too!

I want a proper plate and it needs to be white.

And I want a proper glass to drink out of!

And please don't put my bloody drink in a bloody jar - manky!

I had a burger in a run of the mill pub a few weeks ago.

It came on a chopping board not even put together all the burger contents were separate

The fries were stood upright in a metal cup ( a cheat way to only put 4 in there) and the sauce ( jus ) was drizzled on the board

Just no.

Put the sauce in the motherfucking burger, put the burger together and give me a proper portion of fries on a bloody plate.

Ta."

Or chips in a flower pot.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.

Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate.

Yes me too!

I want a proper plate and it needs to be white.

And I want a proper glass to drink out of!

And please don't put my bloody drink in a bloody jar - manky!

I had a burger in a run of the mill pub a few weeks ago.

It came on a chopping board not even put together all the burger contents were separate

The fries were stood upright in a metal cup ( a cheat way to only put 4 in there) and the sauce ( jus ) was drizzled on the board

Just no.

Put the sauce in the motherfucking burger, put the burger together and give me a proper portion of fries on a bloody plate.

Ta."

Made me chuckle

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We had back delicious lunch in a Philippine restaurant this week. The food was in bowls on a plate and the salad was interesting and nicely dressed. Down with leaves with one slice of cucumber and a dispirited tomato I say.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah, you said 'my chopping board', I thought you were at home "

It was! They served it on a chopping board! Dunno why, After all they had already done the job and chopped the egg in half! (Have I mentioned the egg? )

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, you said 'my chopping board', I thought you were at home

It was! They served it on a chopping board! Dunno why, After all they had already done the job and chopped the egg in half! (Have I mentioned the egg? )"

I had poached eggs on toast at lunchtime. Beautiful whole eggs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah, you said 'my chopping board', I thought you were at home

It was! They served it on a chopping board! Dunno why, After all they had already done the job and chopped the egg in half! (Have I mentioned the egg? )

I had poached eggs on toast at lunchtime. Beautiful whole eggs "

Eggs? Plural! I have egg envy.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top