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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/05/19 17:10:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo mud bath OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smell shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I smell shit"

Depends where your finger has been

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know what never mind. You can't type anything here without the usual pack making useless comments.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"[Removed by poster at 02/05/19 17:10:44]"

Censored?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Sense of humour removed by poster at 02/05/19 17:10:44]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what never mind. You can't type anything here without the usual pack making useless comments. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what never mind. You can't type anything here without the usual pack making useless comments. "

It is a forum, some see the funny side and tease. Some spit their dummies out.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Found a teddy bear on the floor ... anyone own it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what never mind. You can't type anything here without the usual pack making useless comments. "
get a grip of ya self rather than ya willy ffs its called a joke

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Found a teddy bear on the floor ... anyone own it? "
funny I've just found a rattle and dummy wonder if it's the same person's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Found a teddy bear on the floor ... anyone own it? "

Did it have a dummy tied to its paw

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Im intrigued as to what the original "removed" post was lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im intrigued as to what the original "removed" post was lol"
lets send dirty messages nothing outlandish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im intrigued as to what the original "removed" post was lol"

He suggested you send a dirty message to someone on this thread, and something good may come of it.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Im intrigued as to what the original "removed" post was lol

He suggested you send a dirty message to someone on this thread, and something good may come of it."

Oh and the mud bath and smell of shit didnt quite cut it for him haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im intrigued as to what the original "removed" post was lol

He suggested you send a dirty message to someone on this thread, and something good may come of it.

Oh and the mud bath and smell of shit didnt quite cut it for him haha"

Nope

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

It's nothing unusual ..

Common or garden troll

Start thread that you know what direction it will go in si you cab whinge about a perceived pack ..

Green arrow tells all

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Im intrigued as to what the original "removed" post was lol

He suggested you send a dirty message to someone on this thread, and something good may come of it.

Oh and the mud bath and smell of shit didnt quite cut it for him haha

Nope "

Some people just dont have a sence of humour..... unless he was busy and wanting dirty thoughts and you guys put him off his stroke so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm concerned about the most fab'd picture in the men's hot photos.

I'm imagining myself in tesco. She is there. The female in the men's hot photos.

She is smiling. She is happy. I put my groceries on the conveyer belt.

But as soon as I ask for a few plastic bags, her face changes. It has changed from a nice smile to a frown.

"Why is she frowning?" I ask myself. "Where has that nice friendly smile gone?"

Maybe she is anti plastic. Watched too many David Attenborough documentaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nothing unusual ..

Common or garden troll

Start thread that you know what direction it will go in si you cab whinge about a perceived pack ..

Green arrow tells all"

Smart a*se

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It's nothing unusual ..

Common or garden troll

Start thread that you know what direction it will go in si you cab whinge about a perceived pack ..

Green arrow tells all

Smart a*se "

Clever dick also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm concerned about the most fab'd picture in the men's hot photos.

I'm imagining myself in tesco. She is there. The female in the men's hot photos.

She is smiling. She is happy. I put my groceries on the conveyer belt.

But as soon as I ask for a few plastic bags, her face changes. It has changed from a nice smile to a frown.

"Why is she frowning?" I ask myself. "Where has that nice friendly smile gone?"

Maybe she is anti plastic. Watched too many David Attenborough documentaries."

Errmmm.....random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nothing unusual ..

Common or garden troll

Start thread that you know what direction it will go in si you cab whinge about a perceived pack ..

Green arrow tells all

Smart a*se

Clever dick also"

Never had that pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I feel dirty already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not sure about trolls but I hear mutton is in season. Your common field vareity, long in tbe tooth wide everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I feel dirty already "

Filth, pure filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth "

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?! "

It helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure about trolls but I hear mutton is in season. Your common field vareity, long in tbe tooth wide everywhere. "
filthy you saying you like sheep then?simple question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps "

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright? "

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know "

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure about trolls but I hear mutton is in season. Your common field vareity, long in tbe tooth wide everywhere. filthy you saying you like sheep then?simple question?"

Sheep maybe where you get your "years of experience" so I'll take your word for it.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually "

Be still my beating heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart "

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread "

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure about trolls but I hear mutton is in season. Your common field vareity, long in tbe tooth wide everywhere. "

I don't think they are in season. They'll still be nursing their lambs.

They don't tend to come back into season until the autumn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/05/19 17:42:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you? "

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do dirty talk. I nevet know the base level and always go too far.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only "

And me with Calvin's Eternity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity "

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above "

Bum tit fanny bum ... or whichever order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above

Bum tit fanny bum ... or whichever order"

And what about choclit?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above

Bum tit fanny bum ... or whichever order

And what about choclit?"

Smear and lick ... smear and lick ... repeat until satisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure about trolls but I hear mutton is in season. Your common field vareity, long in tbe tooth wide everywhere. filthy you saying you like sheep then?simple question?

Sheep maybe where you get your "years of experience" so I'll take your word for it. "

answwr pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above

Bum tit fanny bum ... or whichever order

And what about choclit?

Smear and lick ... smear and lick ... repeat until satisfied "

I'm nearly done!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above

Bum tit fanny bum ... or whichever order

And what about choclit?

Smear and lick ... smear and lick ... repeat until satisfied

I'm nearly done! "

Rude to stop .. clitty clitty choclit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above

Bum tit fanny bum ... or whichever order

And what about choclit?

Smear and lick ... smear and lick ... repeat until satisfied

I'm nearly done!

Rude to stop .. clitty clitty choclit "

Do you think it's rude that we are talking pure filth on here? I mean, who's gonna clean up this mess?!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above

Bum tit fanny bum ... or whichever order

And what about choclit?

Smear and lick ... smear and lick ... repeat until satisfied

I'm nearly done!

Rude to stop .. clitty clitty choclit

Do you think it's rude that we are talking pure filth on here? I mean, who's gonna clean up this mess?! "

1st world problem, now about this filth...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above

Bum tit fanny bum ... or whichever order

And what about choclit?

Smear and lick ... smear and lick ... repeat until satisfied

I'm nearly done!

Rude to stop .. clitty clitty choclit

Do you think it's rude that we are talking pure filth on here? I mean, who's gonna clean up this mess?!

1st world problem, now about this filth... "

Smear you in butter and eat you between 2 slices of bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above

Bum tit fanny bum ... or whichever order

And what about choclit?

Smear and lick ... smear and lick ... repeat until satisfied

I'm nearly done!

Rude to stop .. clitty clitty choclit

Do you think it's rude that we are talking pure filth on here? I mean, who's gonna clean up this mess?!

1st world problem, now about this filth...

Smear you in butter and eat you between 2 slices of bread"

That sounds really dirty!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above

Bum tit fanny bum ... or whichever order

And what about choclit?

Smear and lick ... smear and lick ... repeat until satisfied

I'm nearly done!

Rude to stop .. clitty clitty choclit

Do you think it's rude that we are talking pure filth on here? I mean, who's gonna clean up this mess?!

1st world problem, now about this filth...

Smear you in butter and eat you between 2 slices of bread

That sounds really dirty!! "

Really rebellious if it's white bread??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above

Bum tit fanny bum ... or whichever order

And what about choclit?

Smear and lick ... smear and lick ... repeat until satisfied

I'm nearly done!

Rude to stop .. clitty clitty choclit

Do you think it's rude that we are talking pure filth on here? I mean, who's gonna clean up this mess?!

1st world problem, now about this filth...

Smear you in butter and eat you between 2 slices of bread

That sounds really dirty!!

Really rebellious if it's white bread?? "

Good job You're eating it, not me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh I feel dirty already

Filth, pure filth

You gotta be if you're on this site, right?!

It helps

Give it to me baby, a-ha a-ha was that alright?

Knickers off or just pulled to one side ... inquisitive minds need to know

Ooooh we're talking now! I have no knickers on actually

Be still my beating heart

Not sure if it's dirty enough for this thread

No knickers huh? Wearing anything that could get stained when the chocolate sauce gets smeared over you?

Wearing Davidoff's Cool Water only

And me with Calvin's Eternity

We gotta do the dirty talk now as instructed above

Bum tit fanny bum ... or whichever order

And what about choclit?

Smear and lick ... smear and lick ... repeat until satisfied

I'm nearly done!

Rude to stop .. clitty clitty choclit

Do you think it's rude that we are talking pure filth on here? I mean, who's gonna clean up this mess?!

1st world problem, now about this filth...

Smear you in butter and eat you between 2 slices of bread

That sounds really dirty!!

Really rebellious if it's white bread??

Good job You're eating it, not me "

Eagerly eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 02/05/19 17:10:44]"
green arrow hillarious

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