FabSwingers.com forum: Sex prep

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do u prepare for a meet are you a planner or spontaneous do u bring toys and other items do you carb load for energy or roll off the sofa and go for it

Yes im still nosey

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By *hxkesMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I change my knickers and have a quick go round with a wet wipe

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Depends if it's a first meet or a regular I guess

First meet, no assumptions or expectations ... just set where it goes... but prepared fit most things

Regular, things discussed beforehand... but still flexible

Pre meet ... shower and shaved ... nothing more really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I change my knickers and have a quick go round with a wet wipe

A wet wipe? Wow, someone puts a lot of effort in.

I just stand naked in front of a fan for 2 minutes to blow the stank off

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I sweat like fuck and think what to say

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I make sure I'm showerd trimmed and smelling nice

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By *ornyhornytwoCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

We make zero plans or promises other than to meet them. Don't feel there is any need to plan anything further than that apart from to have condoms and whatnot with you... Basic stuff. But we never say we are going to do anything other than meet x

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"I change my knickers and have a quick go round with a wet wipe

A wet wipe? Wow, someone puts a lot of effort in.

I just stand naked in front of a fan for 2 minutes to blow the stank off"

Tart

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Make sure I have my hat down and collar up as I walk into the coffee shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rope, plastic sheeting, chainsaw, shovel

Just in case we don’t click

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I change my knickers and have a quick go round with a wet wipe

I just snorted my coffee reading that xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

not a lot of effort at all these days. I only meet my regular guys at my house. Toys condoms lube etc out the cupboard. Cold drinks upstairs. Dont even put sexy lingerie on just a cami. I have bath/shower just before they get here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sweat like fuck and think what to say "
speak to just clair about whipe access

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I change my knickers and have a quick go round with a wet wipe

That’s called a Birkenhead bath where I’m from lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t had a man meet for such a long time, I’ve no fucking clue!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I make sure that I'm trimmed, bathed and smelling nice. That's pretty much it, I'll have a run around with the hoover if we're meeting at my house.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I haven’t had a man meet for such a long time, I’ve no fucking clue!"

Its because you keep ignoring my advances Danish..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ages choosing an outfit and shoes.

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By *ue and robCouple
over a year ago

ware

Shower shave aftershave perfume deodorant clean clothes just in case and would expect the same

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Cable ties, spirits and bad lighting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the van for ropes, cable ties and plastic sheeting, then good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower, shave, nice knickers, bit of make up.

Last time involved douching and a butt plug.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Shower, shave, nice knickers, bit of make up.

Last time involved douching and a butt plug.

Sexy af.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shower, shave, nice knickers, bit of make up.

Last time involved douching and a butt plug.

Sexy af. "

Ohhh dear.

Shame the stockings and suspenders didn't work out though.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I only meet in clubs but I've always got toys, condoms, a wash bag etc

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I go for a wax and complain about the audacity of having to wait for the torture to a good friend or two.

I drink a lot of water and try and eat more healthily a couple of weeks before. I try not to wank constantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/05/19 15:34:36]

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 02/05/19 15:34:36]"

Why have you removed that masterpiece of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a shit. If I did that on a social they'd think I'd left given the time I spend on the loo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pack bag of tricks, trim & shave where necessary, douche, shower, clean teeth, splash on the Old Spice, dress and hit the road. Pick up sarnies and drinks for half time refreshments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pack bag of tricks, trim & shave where necessary, douche, shower, clean teeth, splash on the Old Spice, dress and hit the road. Pick up sarnies and drinks for half time refreshments

Much more tea time friendly reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a shit. If I did that on a social they'd think I'd left given the time I spend on the loo."

Shit, shower & shave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 02/05/19 15:34:36]

Why have you removed that masterpiece of

It was a bit graphic, even for me, despite not being far from the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pack bag of tricks, trim & shave where necessary, douche, shower, clean teeth, splash on the Old Spice, dress and hit the road. Pick up sarnies and drinks for half time refreshments

Much more tea time friendly reading

I clearly took too long deleting it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"[Removed by poster at 02/05/19 15:34:36]

Why have you removed that masterpiece of

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now i feel like ive missed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 02/05/19 15:34:36]

Why have you removed that masterpiece of

now i feel like ive missed out"

Imagine a more graphic version of the one posted with an unfortunate nervous reaction that requires starting over

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Pack bag of tricks, trim & shave where necessary, douche, shower, clean teeth, splash on the Old Spice, dress and hit the road. Pick up sarnies and drinks for half time refreshments

Half time refreshments! Always important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pack bag of tricks, trim & shave where necessary, douche, shower, clean teeth, splash on the Old Spice, dress and hit the road. Pick up sarnies and drinks for half time refreshments

Half time refreshments! Always important. "

It’s finding the time to fit them in that’s the challenge

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Pack bag of tricks, trim & shave where necessary, douche, shower, clean teeth, splash on the Old Spice, dress and hit the road. Pick up sarnies and drinks for half time refreshments

Half time refreshments! Always important.

It’s finding the time to fit them in that’s the challenge

Not a problem. While someone's ploughing away I can put my mouth to good use and chow down on cheese. Multitasking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pack bag of tricks, trim & shave where necessary, douche, shower, clean teeth, splash on the Old Spice, dress and hit the road. Pick up sarnies and drinks for half time refreshments

Half time refreshments! Always important.

It’s finding the time to fit them in that’s the challenge

Not a problem. While someone's ploughing away I can put my mouth to good use and chow down on cheese. Multitasking.

Ah a Ploughman’s lunch

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By *sfleurWoman
over a year ago

wednesfield

Old spice mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old spice mmmmm

Well Tom Ford or Spicebomb really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower, shave, moisturise, hair, makeup, stockings, lacey undies, pack a bag with essentials (toys, wipes, hair band, makeup, condoms and a change of underwear) and off I go

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

Shower & Shave above and below, splash of smellies etc and a sort out of "Toys"

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"Pack bag of tricks, trim & shave where necessary, douche, shower, clean teeth, splash on the Old Spice, dress and hit the road. Pick up sarnies and drinks for half time refreshments

Half time refreshments! Always important.

It’s finding the time to fit them in that’s the challenge

Traditionally half time is when you change ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night before full defuzz, choose outfit, pack small bag of essentials (condoms, lube, wipes)

On the day shower, hair wash, full body exfoliate and moisturise,blowdry hair, makeup, perfume, get dressed, go meet.

Yep, I have a set routine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I change my knickers and have a quick go round with a wet wipe

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haha

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Night before full defuzz, choose outfit, pack small bag of essentials (condoms, lube, wipes)

On the day shower, hair wash, full body exfoliate and moisturise,blowdry hair, makeup, perfume, get dressed, go meet.

Yep, I have a set routine. "

this is me but I also pack my one and only toy...oh I drink lots water lol

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Shower, nice undies, dress nicely, my play bag is always ready to go (just in case)

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Well, let’s start with a fist-pumping workout of ecstasy, swiftly followed by a nervous breakdown, followed by draining a reservoir with my shower, spending any length of time shaving upstairs and downstairs, ensuring risk of flatulence is minimised, drinking coffee, eating a mint, choosing smart-casual clothes and swaggering out to my car, pretending I am the greatest alpha male since the dinosaurs! Last step of preparation is to imagine how good she might be before I get there so the animal is awake and ready to perform!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Night before full defuzz, choose outfit, pack small bag of essentials (condoms, lube, wipes)

On the day shower, hair wash, full body exfoliate and moisturise,blowdry hair, makeup, perfume, get dressed, go meet.

Yep, I have a set routine.

this is me but I also pack my one and only toy...oh I drink lots water lol"

Oh really, what's the water for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splash of Brut, clean pants

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Night before full defuzz, choose outfit, pack small bag of essentials (condoms, lube, wipes)

On the day shower, hair wash, full body exfoliate and moisturise,blowdry hair, makeup, perfume, get dressed, go meet.

Yep, I have a set routine. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven’t had a man meet for such a long time, I’ve no fucking clue!

Its because you keep ignoring my advances Danish..

You aren’t trying hard enough then

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