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Mmmmm so satisfying. . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

. . . .when you get the shell off a hard boiled egg without making the egg look like it has had a run in with a bus.

Go on, your go

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When you get the peel off an tangerine or satsuma in one go and end up with just one piece of the whole skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". . . .when you get the shell off a hard boiled egg without making the egg look like it has had a run in with a bus.

Go on, your go

"

There is a way of making that easier to do. It's my secret passed down through generations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you flip over your omlette and it's perfectly symmetrical

#eggwins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticking with the egg theme, when you get a perfect boiled egg with a nice yolk for dipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a big poo out without it breaking in half.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you flip over your omlette and it's perfectly symmetrical

#eggwins

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All 16 inches without a break ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a splinter out of your finger intact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you write in biro on a banana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you flip over your omlette and it's perfectly symmetrical

#eggwins

"

Don't flip your omelette, put it under the grill for a perfect omelette everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you flip over your omlette and it's perfectly symmetrical

#eggwins

Don't flip your omelette, put it under the grill for a perfect omelette everytime "

Half the enjoyment is in the flipping. It taste so much better

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

When you pull the green stalky bit from a ripe strawberry and it comes out cleanly in one piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The angel's sigh of a champagne cork coming off without a pop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you flip over your omlette and it's perfectly symmetrical

#eggwins

Don't flip your omelette, put it under the grill for a perfect omelette everytime

Half the enjoyment is in the flipping. It taste so much better "

It does

If I can feel it sticking a little I fold it in a perfectly symmetrical half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeling a scab off without it breaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peeling a scab off without it breaking"

And it doesn't set off bleeding again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting a big poo out without it breaking in half. "

There is the voice of experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you flip over your omlette and it's perfectly symmetrical

#eggwins

Don't flip your omelette, put it under the grill for a perfect omelette everytime

Half the enjoyment is in the flipping. It taste so much better

It does

If I can feel it sticking a little I fold it in a perfectly symmetrical half "

I do it like that too but after the flip.

The fish slice comes in handy to stop it sticking along with the oil..

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

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"When you flip over your omlette and it's perfectly symmetrical

#eggwins

"

I did omelettes Tues lunch.

Sons came out absolutely perfect.

Mine? I had scrambled eggs on my plate! The embarasement!

Thank god I wasn't at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peeling a scab off without it breaking

And it doesn't set off bleeding again."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you flip over your omlette and it's perfectly symmetrical

#eggwins

I did omelettes Tues lunch.

Sons came out absolutely perfect.

Mine? I had scrambled eggs on my plate! The embarasement!

Thank god I wasn't at work "

Scrambled eggs when they are all fluffy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When you actually manage to open a tin of Corned Beef with that stupid fuckin key thingy ( I've managed it once , ever )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching someone go in the loo after a banging shit and hear them shout what the fuck you dirty bastard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you peel the plastic wrap lid of the top of a ready meal in one piece

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