FabSwingers.com forum: whitney "jokes"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

don't take long for them to appear does it ??

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By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish

Was just gonna say already, shame on who ever

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

ohh i havnt got any yet...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Sadly its the same when anyone in the spotlight dies, i dont think there funny in fact i think they are awful. Havent seen any about whitney but then i havent looked anywhere. I went crackers once on a guy on here cause in the middle of a serious thread about someone dying he cracked a sick joke

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Not seen or heard any.

I'll google.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

sorry it's bad taste but did make me chuckle

Everyone's a comedian nowadays, even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid the odd gag

When he radioed dispatch and said "Its Houston, we have a problem".

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By *annicCouple
over a year ago

milton keynes

Whitney Houston won an impressive six Grammys in fourteen years.Slightly less impressive was her recent attempt at six grams in fourteen minutes.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There must be a few more knocking about..... after all Bobby Brown and the poo poking was a gold mine.

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

only knew amy winehouse was dead by all the jokes on a site.

she died at 4 or it was on the news then the jokes were up at5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sitting on the fence on this one,I mean

It's not right but it's OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theyre no any worse than mock outrage IMO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry it's bad taste but did make me chuckle

Everyone's a comedian nowadays, even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid the odd gag

When he radioed dispatch and said "Its Houston, we have a problem".

aaaaaahh.....yet you repeated it...

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Bobby Brown's claiming to have died. After all, 2 can play at that game.....

OK, OK, i'll get my coat

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even Gavin from Autoglass could fix Whitney Houston's crack problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bobby Brown's claiming to have died. After all, 2 can play at that game.....

OK, OK, i'll get my coat

*Her*"

Looks like Whitney Houston is cool again now that she's just made the transition from mainstream to the underground.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

To all those that are 'outraged'...just relax, the jokes aint personal..its just a Brit thing and its the way some of us are..

I have even written half a dozen to be put on the remembrance card for when I go...

I want to leave this mortal coil as I came in by putting a smile on peoples faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witney is dead!....still its another opportunity for an eastenders funeral to top the ratings with Fatboy crying over the coffin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use the term sweet FA quite a lot, came from the trenches to describe the food in the soldiers mess tins. A young girl was murdered, Fanny Adams, mutilated and soldiers described their meal as sweet fanny adams. in other words, sick jokes have been around a long time. just the british way of life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hollywood has decided to try and squeeze one more film out of Whitney Houston and cast her as lead actress in The Bodybag.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my piece of junk car?

At least my car can hit 50.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People use humour as a way to deal with the very harsh realisation that one day their life is going to end too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL XX reading this thread put a smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose?

A border collie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just gonna say already, shame on who ever"

-1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She might be dead, but she's still got soul.

Serge Gainsbourg is waiting for her up in heaven, still wants to fuck her apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not right

but its ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with the re running of all the whitney housten songs on the radio, since her death, it makes me hope just one thing.

i sincerely hope Jedward are immortal!

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By *rT30Man
over a year ago

Munster

Might be getting in on this a bit late but here goes

Whitney Houston to star in her new film

The bodybag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm don't really find that one funny. Liked the one about the border collie though lol

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