FabSwingers.com forum: Question for the. "ladies" on here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*facepalm*

*headdesk*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag?"

Can you touch your toes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag?"

Will your wife let you out though?

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By *amesRobs1987Man
over a year ago

Brighton

I reckon this is going to work a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends whatcha look like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon this is going to work a treat

If it does 'fancy a shag' will become the new 'kiss, fuck or pass' thread, every feckin day

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Bend over then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Can't get my hands on a shag but a bloke down the pub offered me a cormorant - any good to you OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends whatcha look like "

Rigsby .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't get my hands on a shag but a bloke down the pub offered me a cormorant - any good to you OP?

I hear they have deep throats

For all that fishing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks "

This works a treat whittling out the totally unsuitable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't get my hands on a shag but a bloke down the pub offered me a cormorant - any good to you OP?

That reminds me of a weekend in Whitby. Two young boys looking at the rocks by the sea. One says 'look there's a seagull', second lad looked hard, then said 'Nah, it's a bird'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks

This works a treat whittling out the totally unsuitable...

I've never been called that before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummmm nah x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Fancy a shag?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

Sin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck mate.. But I don't think this technique will work.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Sorry, did you say something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but the one i want one with isnt around

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes but the one i want one with isnt around "

Released back into the wild..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes but the one i want one with isnt around "

Will of us do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes but the one i want one with isnt around

Released back into the wild..?"
he isnt that much of an animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes but the one i want one with isnt around

Will of us do?"
you offering ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I do.

The chances of it happening? Very slim.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I rather have coffee thanks and an early night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes but the one i want one with isnt around

Will of us do?you offering ?"

I don't really meet your requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I'll pretend I'm a lady for the purposes of this thread.

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes but the one i want one with isnt around

Will of us do?you offering ?

I don't really meet your requirements"
ok so you wasnt offering lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, I'll pretend I'm a lady for the purposes of this thread.

Nope."

I'll pretend I'm upset. Right, anyone for a pint?

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

*looks out biggest strapon*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I'll pretend I'm a lady for the purposes of this thread.

Nope.

I'll pretend I'm upset. Right, anyone for a pint?"

Ooh yea, I'll have half a lager and lime please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, I'll pretend I'm a lady for the purposes of this thread.

Nope.

I'll pretend I'm upset. Right, anyone for a pint?

Ooh yea, I'll have half a lager and lime please."

...any nuts?

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ok, I'll pretend I'm a lady for the purposes of this thread.

Nope.

I'll pretend I'm upset. Right, anyone for a pint?

Ooh yea, I'll have half a lager and lime please.

...any nuts?"

Not after I'm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks but no thanks.

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