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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on holiday "

Can I join you

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday "

That would depend entirely on where you were planning on going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on holiday

Can I join you "

Depends...will you frollick in the pool with me?

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Where we going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up "

Will you be providing full service in First Class?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday

That would depend entirely on where you were planning on going."

Anywhere hot ...you coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the passenger who flies the plane when the pilots come down with food poisoning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont fly for no body

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up "

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday "

I'm in. I haven't had a holiday since last October.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont fly for no body"

Your horse is coming, you can stay home alone teabag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be one of the people to holiday with please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the passenger who flies the plane when the pilots come down with food poisoning? "

...we need a chef too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont fly for no body

Your horse is coming, you can stay home alone teabag "
im never alone

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday

That would depend entirely on where you were planning on going.

Anywhere hot ...you coming "

Normally I would pass as I tend to fry in the sun. However for you guys I will make an exception. I could be flight engineer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Will you be providing full service in First Class?"

Can you afford the first class service perks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where we going?"

Anywhere in he world, where would you like to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday

I'm in. I haven't had a holiday since last October. "

The flight leaves in an hour, be ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be one of the people to holiday with please "

Yes Nora, can you fly a plane ...we don’t have a Pilot...maybe we could blindfold PMF and just tell him he’s driving a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Will you be providing full service in First Class?

Can you afford the first class service perks "

I plan om cheerfully bankrupting myself on this trip

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I be the customs officer, I might have to do some strip searches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be one of the people to holiday with please

Yes Nora, can you fly a plane ...we don’t have a Pilot...maybe we could blindfold PMF and just tell him he’s driving a bus "

I’ll give it a go. How hard can it be? We may struggle if I have to parallel park it though

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd like to come..those stewardesses aren't going to ogle themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Will you be providing full service in First Class?"

Yes, all first class and toys too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to come..those stewardesses aren't going to ogle themselves "

No, they'll be too busy ogling each other

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the customs officer, I might have to do some strip searches. "

Minimal clothing required, your job should be easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be one of the people to holiday with please

Yes Nora, can you fly a plane ...we don’t have a Pilot...maybe we could blindfold PMF and just tell him he’s driving a bus

I’ll give it a go. How hard can it be? We may struggle if I have to parallel park it though "

How about reverse round corners

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to come..those stewardesses aren't going to ogle themselves "

Climb on Sir, we depart in an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the air marshall, I want to carry a gun!

S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont fly for no body

Your horse is coming, you can stay home alone teabag im never alone "

Come on teabag we need you....Nora needs help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be one of the people to holiday with please

Yes Nora, can you fly a plane ...we don’t have a Pilot...maybe we could blindfold PMF and just tell him he’s driving a bus

I’ll give it a go. How hard can it be? We may struggle if I have to parallel park it though

How about reverse round corners "

Do they have corners in the sky?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Can I be the passenger who flies the plane when the pilots come down with food poisoning?

...we need a chef too "

You called? Chef Phoenix reporting for duty

Shame it's a plane though. I can only do helicopters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be one of the people to holiday with please

Yes Nora, can you fly a plane ...we don’t have a Pilot...maybe we could blindfold PMF and just tell him he’s driving a bus

I’ll give it a go. How hard can it be? We may struggle if I have to parallel park it though

How about reverse round corners

They do on the ground.....I’m not sure about in the sky

Do they have corners in the sky? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i come? I'll fly the plane if you pay for my trip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the passenger who flies the plane when the pilots come down with food poisoning?

...we need a chef too

You called? Chef Phoenix reporting for duty

Shame it's a plane though. I can only do helicopters "

Just pretend it’s a helicopter ..we need you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i come? I'll fly the plane if you pay for my trip."

Yes, you can come and fly the plane, Nora’s too scared, I’ll pay for everything, even the holes you dig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get you the pilot, but he may make passengers a tad y if he flies like he does day to day.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

I can co pilot. That way i can wonder about and have a drink with you guys while the pilot is doing the real work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can get you the pilot, but he may make passengers a tad y if he flies like he does day to day. "

He can be on standby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need a nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i come? I'll fly the plane if you pay for my trip.

Yes, you can come and fly the plane, Nora’s too scared, I’ll pay for everything, even the holes you dig "

Sweet.. Who has seen "Soul Plane"?

Good eeeeeevening passengerrs of flight 420 direct from London Gatwick to Kingston Jamaica. My name is G to the H.. E.. N.. G.. I .. S.. a Double G and I'll be your Captain for the duration. Buckle up as we get hiiiiiigh as a fuuuck.

Where's the autopilot up in this muthafucka?

*Flips hydraulics and the plane bounces down the runway rollin' on Spinners*

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday "

I can fly a helicopter never had a go in a plane but I will take charge anyway your all doomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday

I can fly a helicopter never had a go in a plane but I will take charge anyway your all doomed "

I got this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i come? I'll fly the plane if you pay for my trip.

Yes, you can come and fly the plane, Nora’s too scared, I’ll pay for everything, even the holes you dig

Sweet.. Who has seen "Soul Plane"?

Good eeeeeevening passengerrs of flight 420 direct from London Gatwick to Kingston Jamaica. My name is G to the H.. E.. N.. G.. I .. S.. a Double G and I'll be your Captain for the duration. Buckle up as we get hiiiiiigh as a fuuuck.

Where's the autopilot up in this muthafucka?

*Flips hydraulics and the plane bounces down the runway rollin' on Spinners*"

Wait Ghengis, were still waiting for passengers, or should we just make them run behind the plane all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already in benidorm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you need a nurse "

Yes, quick get on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i come? I'll fly the plane if you pay for my trip.

Yes, you can come and fly the plane, Nora’s too scared, I’ll pay for everything, even the holes you dig

Sweet.. Who has seen "Soul Plane"?

Good eeeeeevening passengerrs of flight 420 direct from London Gatwick to Kingston Jamaica. My name is G to the H.. E.. N.. G.. I .. S.. a Double G and I'll be your Captain for the duration. Buckle up as we get hiiiiiigh as a fuuuck.

Where's the autopilot up in this muthafucka?

*Flips hydraulics and the plane bounces down the runway rollin' on Spinners*

Wait Ghengis, were still waiting for passengers, or should we just make them run behind the plane all the way "

I'm just cruisin' round the parking lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Pulls up next to Flight 666 MIAT Airways - Revs the engines*

Ladieees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a baggage handler and just bunk on

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Can I be one of the people to holiday with please

Yes Nora, can you fly a plane ...we don’t have a Pilot...maybe we could blindfold PMF and just tell him he’s driving a bus

I’ll give it a go. How hard can it be? We may struggle if I have to parallel park it though "
Nora get off the plane I will get the chopper out you can ride on that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Pulls up next to Flight 666 MIAT Airways - Revs the engines*

Ladieees "

And gents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the organiser. I like things to be smooth and run smoothly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Already in benidorm "

Well pick you up on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flight engineer here. I'll keep the engines running smoothly for you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be one of the people to holiday with please

Yes Nora, can you fly a plane ...we don’t have a Pilot...maybe we could blindfold PMF and just tell him he’s driving a bus

I’ll give it a go. How hard can it be? We may struggle if I have to parallel park it though Nora get off the plane I will get the chopper out you can ride on that "

Ooooh ok Mr Grey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be one of the people to holiday with please

Yes Nora, can you fly a plane ...we don’t have a Pilot...maybe we could blindfold PMF and just tell him he’s driving a bus

I’ll give it a go. How hard can it be? We may struggle if I have to parallel park it though Nora get off the plane I will get the chopper out you can ride on that

Ooooh ok Mr Grey "

O I get off you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Already in benidorm

Well pick you up on the way "

Thx where shall i wait lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Pulls up next to Flight 666 MIAT Airways - Revs the engines*

Ladieees

And gents "

Cheeeeeeeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll be the organiser. I like things to be smooth and run smoothly "

Great, what are you organising for us all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Already in benidorm

Well pick you up on the way

Thx where shall i wait lol"

Be in the sea waving frantically at Ghengis, we’ll throw you a rope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Pulls up next to Flight 666 MIAT Airways - Revs the engines*

Ladieees

And gents

Cheeeeeeeky"

Yes, I’m here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flight engineer here. I'll keep the engines running smoothly for you all. "

Perfect

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday "

Songs stuck in my head now

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Can I be one of the people to holiday with please

Yes Nora, can you fly a plane ...we don’t have a Pilot...maybe we could blindfold PMF and just tell him he’s driving a bus

I’ll give it a go. How hard can it be? We may struggle if I have to parallel park it though Nora get off the plane I will get the chopper out you can ride on that

Ooooh ok Mr Grey

O I get off you "

You're far to busy planning your holiday to notice us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Already in benidorm

Well pick you up on the way

Thx where shall i wait lol

Be in the sea waving frantically at Ghengis, we’ll throw you a rope "

What could go wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for meeeeeeee!!! (*hanging off the tail of the plane flapping in the wind)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a window seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wales is lovely for a holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to have a holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would absolutely love a holiday to somewhere hot.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Chef here *cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chef here *cough* "

Naked chef????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chef here *cough* "

Duly noted* Emergency landing in preparation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday

Songs stuck in my head now "

Don’t know when I’ll be back again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be one of the people to holiday with please

Yes Nora, can you fly a plane ...we don’t have a Pilot...maybe we could blindfold PMF and just tell him he’s driving a bus

I’ll give it a go. How hard can it be? We may struggle if I have to parallel park it though Nora get off the plane I will get the chopper out you can ride on that

Ooooh ok Mr Grey

O I get off you

You're far to busy planning your holiday to notice us "

I have cameras on my jet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Already in benidorm

Well pick you up on the way

Thx where shall i wait lol

Be in the sea waving frantically at Ghengis, we’ll throw you a rope

What could go wrong "

Do you think if we chucked him some skis? That would help

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Chef here *cough*

Duly noted* Emergency landing in preparation. "

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Chef here *cough*

Naked chef????"

Ooooooo hello....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait for meeeeeeee!!! (*hanging off the tail of the plane flapping in the wind)"

We won’t leave without you...or, have we left left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chef here *cough*

Naked chef????

Ooooooo hello.... "

Need a commis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a window seat "

You may. Will you be wanting a blanket and pillow

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

What roles are still needed?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Chef here *cough*

Naked chef????

Ooooooo hello....

Need a commis "

I need summit kid!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wales is lovely for a holiday "

Come on Taff get on the plane, we’ll be late...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am on the sick for two weeks. So no driving or flying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would love to have a holiday "

Jump on...we are off soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the passenger who flies the plane when the pilots come down with food poisoning? "

Roger! Shirley you can manage that.

As long as you know the correct vector, victor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too "
of course

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

[Removed by poster at 01/05/19 17:23:17]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chef here *cough* "

What can Alan do

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Stewardess can you check my seat belt please xx

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Chef here *cough*

What can Alan do "

I've had to put Alan away PB has given instructions!

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there


"Where we going?

Anywhere in he world, where would you like to go "

Tipperary!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Where we going?

Anywhere in he world, where would you like to go

Tipperary!"

That's a long way

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course "

How about dressing down?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down? "

Dressing gowns provided?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided? "

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stewardess can you check my seat belt please xx"
yes sir

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided?

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up "

O poo....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where we going?

Anywhere in he world, where would you like to go

Tipperary!

That's a long way"

I’ve got that song stuck in my head now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided?

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up

O poo.... "

Don’t you dare poo on my jet

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided?

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up

O poo....

Don’t you dare poo on my jet "

Arhhhhhh to Late! Monkey made me do it!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I'm feeling decadent, can I have a lie flat seat please .. window ... port side of the plane please, near the front ... 2A should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not tall enough to be crew so I can be the little d*unk in the back of the plane eyeing up all the totty.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided?

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up

O poo....

Don’t you dare poo on my jet

Arhhhhhh to Late! Monkey made me do it! "

Does putting your glasses on automatically make you curl one out???

I "made" you do nothing

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

Can i ask that all cabin crew wear rather fetching red pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the passenger who flies the plane when the pilots come down with food poisoning?

Roger! Shirley you can manage that.

As long as you know the correct vector, victor!"

Shirley you jest surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where are the business class seats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/05/19 17:37:46]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get my bracelet as I left it in my room in marbs x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"So where are the business class seats "

Hahahaha.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided?

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up

O poo....

Don’t you dare poo on my jet

Arhhhhhh to Late! Monkey made me do it! "

Monkey get back in your seat and behave...Rubi, sort them out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i ask that all cabin crew wear rather fetching red pants. "

I’ve got mine on ready

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided?

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up

O poo....

Don’t you dare poo on my jet

Arhhhhhh to Late! Monkey made me do it!

Monkey get back in your seat and behave...Rubi, sort them out "

He always gets me in trouble!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m not tall enough to be crew so I can be the little d*unk in the back of the plane eyeing up all the totty."

You can join me if you like, it’s chaos on here

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided?

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up

O poo....

Don’t you dare poo on my jet

Arhhhhhh to Late! Monkey made me do it!

Monkey get back in your seat and behave...Rubi, sort them out "

*points out the obvious

Me monkey ... misbehaviour is automatic

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided?

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up

O poo....

Don’t you dare poo on my jet

Arhhhhhh to Late! Monkey made me do it!

Monkey get back in your seat and behave...Rubi, sort them out

He always gets me in trouble! "

Always????

Don't be so glib

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By *onandCouple
over a year ago

Cheadle

10 years experience as cabin crew..... belts on and away we go!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided?

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up

O poo....

Don’t you dare poo on my jet

Arhhhhhh to Late! Monkey made me do it!

Monkey get back in your seat and behave...Rubi, sort them out

He always gets me in trouble!

Always????

Don't be so glib"

I’ll glib you round the ear...now behave, drinks are being served

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided?

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up

O poo....

Don’t you dare poo on my jet

Arhhhhhh to Late! Monkey made me do it!

Monkey get back in your seat and behave...Rubi, sort them out

He always gets me in trouble!

Always????

Don't be so glib"

O God not again......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"10 years experience as cabin crew..... belts on and away we go!!

"

Yay and we’re off

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Yehhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided?

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up

O poo....

Don’t you dare poo on my jet

Arhhhhhh to Late! Monkey made me do it!

Monkey get back in your seat and behave...Rubi, sort them out

He always gets me in trouble!

Always????

Don't be so glib

I’ll glib you round the ear...now behave, drinks are being served "

Glib and tonic please ...

Sorry

Gin .... gin and tonic please ... single cube of ice, slice of lime with a twist if you'd be so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just getting my seat and getting ready for the ride

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Would it be wrong to point out a drone near the plane

That won't delay us will it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just getting my seat and getting ready for the ride "

We’re waiting for Ghengis, I think,he’s fallen asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we allowed to smoke at the back miss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would it be wrong to point out a drone near the plane

That won't delay us will it? "

No........it’s mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we allowed to smoke at the back miss?"

Yes, but only if your naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just getting my seat and getting ready for the ride

We’re waiting for Ghengis, I think,he’s fallen asleep "

Bloody hope not. He’s flying it! Or is that what I’m supposed to be doing still? . I’ve had 2 gins now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to be cabin crew. I'm feeling very obliging today and I like dressing up

Your hired Rubi, you will,of course be joining us partying too of course

How about dressing down?

Dressing gowns provided?

Put your glasses on Bandit and wake up

O poo....

Don’t you dare poo on my jet

Arhhhhhh to Late! Monkey made me do it!

Monkey get back in your seat and behave...Rubi, sort them out

He always gets me in trouble!

Always????

Don't be so glib

I’ll glib you round the ear...now behave, drinks are being served

Glib and tonic please ...

Sorry

Gin .... gin and tonic please ... single cube of ice, slice of lime with a twist if you'd be so good"

One glib round the ear coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we allowed to smoke at the back miss?

Yes, but only if your naked "

I’ll need 2 seats then this spandex thing is holding it all in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just getting my seat and getting ready for the ride

We’re waiting for Ghengis, I think,he’s fallen asleep

Bloody hope not. He’s flying it! Or is that what I’m supposed to be doing still? . I’ve had 2 gins now!"

I’ve a few too and not sure what I’m supposed to be doing even

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Just getting my seat and getting ready for the ride

We’re waiting for Ghengis, I think,he’s fallen asleep

Bloody hope not. He’s flying it! Or is that what I’m supposed to be doing still? . I’ve had 2 gins now!

I’ve a few too and not sure what I’m supposed to be doing even "

Come and check my seat belt again..bend down really close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Present"

Are we allowed to come and look around your cockpit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Present"

Ooo he’s alive let’s go

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

Can I come

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Present"

Yay....Ghengis do your thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I come "

Yes, are you packed and ready

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea


"Can I come

Yes, are you packed and ready "

Yes I'm always ready for some filth... I mean fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Present

Yay....Ghengis do your thing "

Na na naaa na na na neh.. n.a. na na naaa neh neh na.. gittin jiggy with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never said. I can fly both aeroplanes and helicopters. I'm not just about white vans....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I need a hol and I'll be cabin crew if there's vacancies left.

A vodka for me a vodka for them...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Present

Yay....Ghengis do your thing

Na na naaa na na na neh.. n.a. na na naaa neh neh na.. gittin jiggy with it."

Right, so we’re ready...seat belt signs on, cabin crew checking everything and everyone’s strapped in and on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You never said. I can fly both aeroplanes and helicopters. I'm not just about white vans.... "

Lol....the white vans not coming, leave it in the tarmac

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a hol and I'll be cabin crew if there's vacancies left.

A vodka for me a vodka for them...

"

Gin for me, gin for you....hiccuping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

CAN WE PLEASE Get this jet in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any more gin? I need to get off that other fookin thread. I’m staying here

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Any more gin? I need to get off that other fookin thread. I’m staying here "

Have a double, mine's a large one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any more gin? I need to get off that other fookin thread. I’m staying here

Have a double, mine's a large one"

Ooooh yes. With berries please

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Any more gin? I need to get off that other fookin thread. I’m staying here

Have a double, mine's a large one

Ooooh yes. With berries please "

Ooo .. cheeky .. oh wait .. Tue nora

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow


"CAN WE PLEASE Get this jet in the air "

Copilot here, ready for takeoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are we on a Virgin plane ?

I've heard they don't go all the way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any more gin? I need to get off that other fookin thread. I’m staying here "

Yes, I’ve got loads of different flavours, you want a straw for the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any more gin? I need to get off that other fookin thread. I’m staying here

Yes, I’ve got loads of different flavours, you want a straw for the bottle "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"CAN WE PLEASE Get this jet in the air

Copilot here, ready for takeoff "

Right, we are off, I’ve no clue where, oh well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"are we on a Virgin plane ?

I've heard they don't go all the way!"

Sit down please Sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any more gin? I need to get off that other fookin thread. I’m staying here

Yes, I’ve got loads of different flavours, you want a straw for the bottle

Yes please "

We are off to unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday "

Yes!!!!! I’m on my way

(Furiously checking for passport )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CAN WE PLEASE Get this jet in the air

Copilot here, ready for takeoff

Right, we are off, I’ve no clue where, oh well "

Oh. Easy Jet then. Sounds right for fabbers....Do you want to know why they call it the cockpit?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Any more gin? I need to get off that other fookin thread. I’m staying here "

Coming right up and seved by delightfully half cut yours truly

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday

Yes!!!!! I’m on my way

(Furiously checking for passport )"

You've got your profile pic.. your sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any chance I can kop off with someone in the loo please? Feeling frisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday

Yes!!!!! I’m on my way

(Furiously checking for passport )

You've got your profile pic.. your sorted "

Good point well made; I’ll meet you at the airport !!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I sit at the back of the plane please - I've been told they don't reverse into mountains

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday

Yes!!!!! I’m on my way

(Furiously checking for passport )

You've got your profile pic.. your sorted

Good point well made; I’ll meet you at the airport !!!! X "

We'll hold the plane x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"can I sit at the back of the plane please - I've been told they don't reverse into mountains "

But half way the plane splits and the back isn't going to the sand destination ...

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ah but ...

Oh I’m going to Barbados

With a sunny Caribbean Sea,

Fly away wid de coconut airways, fly me high, Barbados sky...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a jet plane....I need a..

Pilot

Co Pilot

Cabin Crew

and people to holiday with . Who wants a holiday

Yes!!!!! I’m on my way

(Furiously checking for passport )"

Hurry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i cruise there?? I have a fear of flying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"CAN WE PLEASE Get this jet in the air

Copilot here, ready for takeoff

Right, we are off, I’ve no clue where, oh well

Oh. Easy Jet then. Sounds right for fabbers....Do you want to know why they call it the cockpit?"

Alright your van can come

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there any chance I can kop off with someone in the loo please? Feeling frisky "

When the seat belt sign has flashed off..on..whatever it does

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