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Zombie apocolypse

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By *hrisAndKatie OP   Couple
over a year ago

stevenage

Ok its happened! The dead are walking the earth and attacking the living! What do you do next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would travel to mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag fest !

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Go get the tank across the road. Stock up on ammo. Knives. And then baracade myself inside a good warehouse.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Find Darryl , he kicks arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a few rounds of Mornington Crescent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give up. There seems to be a lot of running involved in the Zombie Apocalypse, that's just effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to bookers and live there. Already thought about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the Winchester pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've been here for years they are usually seen hanging around Wetherspoons.

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton


"Ok its happened! The dead are walking the earth and attacking the living! What do you do next? "

Head to Brighton Marina and steal a boat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give up. There seems to be a lot of running involved in the Zombie Apocalypse, that's just effort. "

Wanna come snuggle in my bed and wait for the inevitable?

I'll stroke your hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give up. There seems to be a lot of running involved in the Zombie Apocalypse, that's just effort.

Wanna come snuggle in my bed and wait for the inevitable?

I'll stroke your hair "

That sounds like a wonderful end of the world.

"When the apocalypse comes,

so will we."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go get the tank across the road. Stock up on ammo. Knives. And then baracade myself inside a good warehouse. "
Best be a food warehouse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shag fest ! "
Run to the nearest girls school for refuge only.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Start human race again but without the shit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give up. There seems to be a lot of running involved in the Zombie Apocalypse, that's just effort. "

I'm with you, just sleep and if I get it I get it. I'd be so over it.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Go to the Winchester pub "

This man knows the score

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Setup FabZombies and make $$$$$$$$!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call in Chuck Norris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow moving, Walking Dead zombies would get boring. Shuffling around, getting in the way of traffic, easily out walked, unless you’ve had a common sense bypass like in most zombie movies.

Fast running. World War z zombs however not that easy to avoid. Best go down to The Winchester and wait till it all blows over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give up. There seems to be a lot of running involved in the Zombie Apocalypse, that's just effort.

I'm with you, just sleep and if I get it I get it. I'd be so over it. "

Come to bed with me and Rubi. No running involved.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Bust out the mossberg and start with headshots before putting the kettle on.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd get a really long rope and get them all involved with doing the Double Dutch.

It's a well known fact that Zombies just love to skip.

Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to the Winchester pub "

This

Have a pint and wait for it all to blow over

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

grab my crash out kit and head for the hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend to be dead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start cementing up all my bottom windows, build a platform on my roof as a sniper spot. Convert the garden into a alotment, build a catch water rain system from the old water tank in the loft. Rob a library for an overdose on books as the high maintenance services will go for ie electricity....shhh trim thats enough now.. I don't know these people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Start cementing up all my bottom windows, build a platform on my roof as a sniper spot. Convert the garden into a alotment, build a catch water rain system from the old water tank in the loft. Rob a library for an overdose on books as the high maintenance services will go for ie electricity....shhh trim thats enough now.. I don't know these people "

You seem to have it all planned out I would find you and give you a hand

D.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ok its happened! The dead are walking the earth and attacking the living! What do you do next? "

Well this morning I am the walking dead..watch out

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By *oodoodMan
over a year ago

Suffolk / Essex borders

Go to The Winchester and have a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Start cementing up all my bottom windows, build a platform on my roof as a sniper spot. Convert the garden into a alotment, build a catch water rain system from the old water tank in the loft. Rob a library for an overdose on books as the high maintenance services will go for ie electricity....shhh trim thats enough now.. I don't know these people

You seem to have it all planned out I would find you and give you a hand

D."

Oh yes... Man like me leaves nothing to chance.. Hope you can ride a push bike we have scavenging missions to do.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Ok its happened! The dead are walking the earth and attacking the living! What do you do next? "

Carry on as normal, sounds like most city centres @2am these days

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ok its happened! The dead are walking the earth and attacking the living! What do you do next?

Carry on as normal, sounds like most city centres @2am these days "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give up. There seems to be a lot of running involved in the Zombie Apocalypse, that's just effort. "

I can't be arsed either - I'll just let them get me.

I don't fancy being one of the living that is scared all the time and stuff.

Zombie life for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shag fest ! "

Make sure you pack plenty of mouthwash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having never watched a zombie film I have some key questions

1) can they climb or do they just look puzzledly at walls and such?

2) can they open doors?

3) when all the people have been eaten do they just give up and set up some kind of retirement colony somewhere

If any of these apply I think I'll just sit in my tower with my books and wait till they get bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call out the police say its a man with a gun watch as they all get killed sneak up now i have all the guns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having never watched a zombie film I have some key questions

1) can they climb or do they just look puzzledly at walls and such?

2) can they open doors?

3) when all the people have been eaten do they just give up and set up some kind of retirement colony somewhere

If any of these apply I think I'll just sit in my tower with my books and wait till they get bored "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going full Woody Harrelson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would get up in the loft with a stash of comfy things. And sit it out. I'm no fighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steal a helicopter and fly to a shopping mall. Block the doors, kill the undead inside and hole up.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ok, so I have a go bag at work and at home, with water/basic tools/nutrition/first aid/survival gear/spare clothes/lockpicks and medications etc in it. Grab that and sling it round me. If I’m at home, grab my cats and put them in their backpacks on my shoulders. Leathers and helmet on and grab a motorbike - fast and manoeuvrable, decent mileage.

Drop by the gun shop behind my house and pick up EVERYTHING.

There’s a place in the remote part of the Dales/Cumbria...it is a telecoms station on top of a hill, its own well, surrounded by fortified electric fencing, plenty of land to grow stuff and set up so the teams can be snowed in for months without needing to restock on food. I have a key and the gate code.

Other half, cats and I will camp out there, and broadcast a hilarious, zombie themed radio show until it’s over or it all goes to shit.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Ok, so I have a go bag at work and at home, with water/basic tools/nutrition/first aid/survival gear/spare clothes/lockpicks and medications etc in it. Grab that and sling it round me. If I’m at home, grab my cats and put them in their backpacks on my shoulders. Leathers and helmet on and grab a motorbike - fast and manoeuvrable, decent mileage.

Drop by the gun shop behind my house and pick up EVERYTHING.

There’s a place in the remote part of the Dales/Cumbria...it is a telecoms station on top of a hill, its own well, surrounded by fortified electric fencing, plenty of land to grow stuff and set up so the teams can be snowed in for months without needing to restock on food. I have a key and the gate code.

Other half, cats and I will camp out there, and broadcast a hilarious, zombie themed radio show until it’s over or it all goes to shit. "

I’d follow you on another motorbike

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, so I have a go bag at work and at home, with water/basic tools/nutrition/first aid/survival gear/spare clothes/lockpicks and medications etc in it. Grab that and sling it round me. If I’m at home, grab my cats and put them in their backpacks on my shoulders. Leathers and helmet on and grab a motorbike - fast and manoeuvrable, decent mileage.

Drop by the gun shop behind my house and pick up EVERYTHING.

There’s a place in the remote part of the Dales/Cumbria...it is a telecoms station on top of a hill, its own well, surrounded by fortified electric fencing, plenty of land to grow stuff and set up so the teams can be snowed in for months without needing to restock on food. I have a key and the gate code.

Other half, cats and I will camp out there, and broadcast a hilarious, zombie themed radio show until it’s over or it all goes to shit. "

Woah, back up. You have a Go Bag at work with lock picks?

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Ok, so I have a go bag at work and at home, with water/basic tools/nutrition/first aid/survival gear/spare clothes/lockpicks and medications etc in it. Grab that and sling it round me. If I’m at home, grab my cats and put them in their backpacks on my shoulders. Leathers and helmet on and grab a motorbike - fast and manoeuvrable, decent mileage.

Drop by the gun shop behind my house and pick up EVERYTHING.

There’s a place in the remote part of the Dales/Cumbria...it is a telecoms station on top of a hill, its own well, surrounded by fortified electric fencing, plenty of land to grow stuff and set up so the teams can be snowed in for months without needing to restock on food. I have a key and the gate code.

Other half, cats and I will camp out there, and broadcast a hilarious, zombie themed radio show until it’s over or it all goes to shit.

Woah, back up. You have a Go Bag at work with lock picks? "

Errrrmmm...doesn’t everyone?

*laughs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, so I have a go bag at work and at home, with water/basic tools/nutrition/first aid/survival gear/spare clothes/lockpicks and medications etc in it. Grab that and sling it round me. If I’m at home, grab my cats and put them in their backpacks on my shoulders. Leathers and helmet on and grab a motorbike - fast and manoeuvrable, decent mileage.

Drop by the gun shop behind my house and pick up EVERYTHING.

There’s a place in the remote part of the Dales/Cumbria...it is a telecoms station on top of a hill, its own well, surrounded by fortified electric fencing, plenty of land to grow stuff and set up so the teams can be snowed in for months without needing to restock on food. I have a key and the gate code.

Other half, cats and I will camp out there, and broadcast a hilarious, zombie themed radio show until it’s over or it all goes to shit. "

Is it wrong that I find the thought of you with a go bag and a motorbike highly arousing??

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

Wind farm of course!

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Ok, so I have a go bag at work and at home, with water/basic tools/nutrition/first aid/survival gear/spare clothes/lockpicks and medications etc in it. Grab that and sling it round me. If I’m at home, grab my cats and put them in their backpacks on my shoulders. Leathers and helmet on and grab a motorbike - fast and manoeuvrable, decent mileage.

Drop by the gun shop behind my house and pick up EVERYTHING.

There’s a place in the remote part of the Dales/Cumbria...it is a telecoms station on top of a hill, its own well, surrounded by fortified electric fencing, plenty of land to grow stuff and set up so the teams can be snowed in for months without needing to restock on food. I have a key and the gate code.

Other half, cats and I will camp out there, and broadcast a hilarious, zombie themed radio show until it’s over or it all goes to shit.

Is it wrong that I find the thought of you with a go bag and a motorbike highly arousing?? "

Ooohhh...we could ride out there together...you’d totally rock that look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv actually a plan for this for emergencys had it years but i cant say as it could affect my survival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Start cementing up all my bottom windows, build a platform on my roof as a sniper spot. Convert the garden into a alotment, build a catch water rain system from the old water tank in the loft. Rob a library for an overdose on books as the high maintenance services will go for ie electricity....shhh trim thats enough now.. I don't know these people "
Better hope their some slow moving Zombies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Start cementing up all my bottom windows, build a platform on my roof as a sniper spot. Convert the garden into a alotment, build a catch water rain system from the old water tank in the loft. Rob a library for an overdose on books as the high maintenance services will go for ie electricity....shhh trim thats enough now.. I don't know these people Better hope their some slow moving Zombies!"
quick drying cement.. Ive thought it through

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ok, so I have a go bag at work and at home, with water/basic tools/nutrition/first aid/survival gear/spare clothes/lockpicks and medications etc in it. Grab that and sling it round me. If I’m at home, grab my cats and put them in their backpacks on my shoulders. Leathers and helmet on and grab a motorbike - fast and manoeuvrable, decent mileage.

Drop by the gun shop behind my house and pick up EVERYTHING.

There’s a place in the remote part of the Dales/Cumbria...it is a telecoms station on top of a hill, its own well, surrounded by fortified electric fencing, plenty of land to grow stuff and set up so the teams can be snowed in for months without needing to restock on food. I have a key and the gate code.

Other half, cats and I will camp out there, and broadcast a hilarious, zombie themed radio show until it’s over or it all goes to shit. "

Sorted. I'm with you

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