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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently when I’m intent on reading something and Danish glances over at me, she seems to get the impression I’m asleep. I mean it’s not the first time I’ve fallen asleep, and had my phone hit me in the face or something along those lines. I was just sitting here minding my own business, reading about Yorkshire puddings and I got accused of falling asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently when I’m intent on reading something and Danish glances over at me, she seems to get the impression I’m asleep. I mean it’s not the first time I’ve fallen asleep, and had my phone hit me in the face or something along those lines. I was just sitting here minding my own business, reading about Yorkshire puddings and I got accused of falling asleep "

I couldn’t hear you breathing at one point! And your eyes were closed man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently when I’m intent on reading something and Danish glances over at me, she seems to get the impression I’m asleep. I mean it’s not the first time I’ve fallen asleep, and had my phone hit me in the face or something along those lines. I was just sitting here minding my own business, reading about Yorkshire puddings and I got accused of falling asleep "
i used to get told off all the time for it years ago with the ex was even funnier if she tried a convo with me during a movie never heard a word she said until the argument for ignoring her happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently when I’m intent on reading something and Danish glances over at me, she seems to get the impression I’m asleep. I mean it’s not the first time I’ve fallen asleep, and had my phone hit me in the face or something along those lines. I was just sitting here minding my own business, reading about Yorkshire puddings and I got accused of falling asleep

I couldn’t hear you breathing at one point! And your eyes were closed man!"

I was reading woman! And if you couldn’t hear me breathing why didn’t you check for a pulse for Christ’s sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently when I’m intent on reading something and Danish glances over at me, she seems to get the impression I’m asleep. I mean it’s not the first time I’ve fallen asleep, and had my phone hit me in the face or something along those lines. I was just sitting here minding my own business, reading about Yorkshire puddings and I got accused of falling asleep

I couldn’t hear you breathing at one point! And your eyes were closed man!

I was reading woman! And if you couldn’t hear me breathing why didn’t you check for a pulse for Christ’s sake!"

You wasn’t blue, if you turned blue then i’d act.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently when I’m intent on reading something and Danish glances over at me, she seems to get the impression I’m asleep. I mean it’s not the first time I’ve fallen asleep, and had my phone hit me in the face or something along those lines. I was just sitting here minding my own business, reading about Yorkshire puddings and I got accused of falling asleep

I couldn’t hear you breathing at one point! And your eyes were closed man!

I was reading woman! And if you couldn’t hear me breathing why didn’t you check for a pulse for Christ’s sake!

You wasn’t blue, if you turned blue then i’d act. "

By that point it’d be pretty much too late!

Honestly you marry a woman “‘til death do us part” doesn’t mean you have to watch them die!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And again! She keeps getting really close to check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And again! She keeps getting really close to check"

You look asleep!! Try having your eyes open a bit more! Stop looking so god damn chilled!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And again! She keeps getting really close to check

You look asleep!! Try having your eyes open a bit more! Stop looking so god damn chilled!"

I’m sorry for being relaxed for goodness sake lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys know you can pm

Or do you need audience for this conversation.. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You guys know you can pm

Or do you need audience for this conversation.. lol"

We’re just having a laugh lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Who gets the tap end on bath night?

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

You could hold a wee mirror in front of his mouth to check for breathing (I'm assuming he's a moth breather)

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

MOUTH*

Fucking autocullotte!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could hold a wee mirror in front of his mouth to check for breathing (I'm assuming he's a moth breather) "

Actually the majority of the time I breath through my nose unless it’s blocked

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