FabSwingers.com forum: Silly ways to stop global warming

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Silly ideas to stop global warming?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Paint roof tops white.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Paint roof tops white. "
Not silly, but a bloody good idea.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Stop breeding

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Stop breeding"

Sounds eminently sensible....

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible...."

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Disband parliament ... too much hot air there

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive."

Is that an Irish name?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Butt plugs for cows to lower “emissions”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butt plugs for cows to lower “emissions”

Oh is that why people wear them I thought they were just getting sexual gratification?

Right better do my bit then!

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Butt plugs for cows to lower “emissions”

Damn! Beat me to it!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Butt plugs for cows to lower “emissions”

Oh is that why people wear them I thought they were just getting sexual gratification?

Right better do my bit then!"

Get it done !!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

Is that an Irish name?"

Probably but spelling was never my strong point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butt plugs for cows to lower “emissions”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butt plugs for cows to lower “emissions”

Oh is that why people wear them I thought they were just getting sexual gratification?

Right better do my bit then!

Get it done !!!

I suppose I better do my bit for the environment I’ll lube you up then you lube me?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Turn the sun down from 10 to 7.

Keep flushing the loo to help lower the rising sea levels.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Everybody has to leave their fridge and freezer doors open thru the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the air con in outside

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Paint roof tops white. "

It's making a difference already - some areas have white roof colours as standard, due to reflection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat all the cows to reduce the levels of methane gas from their backsides!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Paint roof tops white.

It's making a difference already - some areas have white roof colours as standard, due to reflection "

I'm sure I saw somewhere in the world they're painting the roads white......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let my brother near the toaster. After this morning 4 rounds of bread black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop building ships. Ships sink. New ones get built to replace them raising sea levels even further #archimedes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put filters on cows arsholes at birth

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Set a target for renewable fuel that needs a shitload of Palm Oil. Then burn down rain forests to produce Palm Oil.

Now that would be REALLY silly.

Oh! Wait a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive."

Well you are.

Or deliberately stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat all the cows to reduce the levels of methane gas from their backsides!"

Didn’t you read? That’s what the butt plugs are for apparently?

who knew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Partial Dyson net betwen the sun and earth

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

Let thanos get the stones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive."

#thanoswasright pmsl.

But seriously population control should be a thing.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Make everyone live in one huge house, cutting down transport and heating costs.

Stop masturbation as it warms you up

Slow the internet down, using less energy

As well as bags for life, have clothes for life

Encourage dwarfism by restricting diets

Reduce personal calorie needs by keeping your eyes shut for more of the day.

As you age,incrementally eat parts of your body, instead of food

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Engineer more solar eclipses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seek outline planning permission to move the Earth further from the Sun.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Wipe out China?

That’s if global warning is for real. I admit to being a lover of the infernal combustion engine

so possibly in denial. However, the science is iffy to say the least, it suits many to believe it and a whole industry now surrounds it.

Do we really believe we can impact global temperatures? The sun determines that.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

Well you are.

Or deliberately stupid"

Hmmm, maybe, but I'm certainly not stupid. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that the needs and behavior of people all add to the problem. So as our population increases the more carbon is pumped into our atmosphere and forest destroyed for homes and agriculture. As much as you may disagree, we are most definitely the problem.

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By *he machinistMan
over a year ago

Stoke

Put aluminium particulates in aviation fuel causing fake clouds

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Put aluminium particulates in aviation fuel causing fake clouds

Would that not build up and eventually damage the turbines?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put aluminium particulates in aviation fuel causing fake clouds

Would that not build up and eventually damage the turbines?"

It would instantly melt onto them and ruin efficiency yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

Well you are.

Or deliberately stupid

Takes an idiot to think an animal will top breeding

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By *rbean69Man
over a year ago

Stroud

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

Well you are.

Or deliberately stupid

Takes an idiot to think an animal will top breeding"

It takes an idiot to think the earlier poster suggested it will happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

Well you are.

Or deliberately stupid

Takes an idiot to think an animal will top breeding

It takes an idiot to think the earlier poster suggested it will happen."

He said he thought it was sensible.

Thats a truly idiotic stance. At least by any measure of success

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

Well you are.

Or deliberately stupid

Takes an idiot to think an animal will top breeding

It takes an idiot to think the earlier poster suggested it will happen.

He said he thought it was sensible.

Thats a truly idiotic stance. At least by any measure of success "

Yeah I don't think it would ever happen, people are way too selfish, me included. Call it a pipe dream if you will.

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By *rbean69Man
over a year ago

Stroud

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

Well you are.

Or deliberately stupid

Takes an idiot to think an animal will top breeding

It takes an idiot to think the earlier poster suggested it will happen.

He said he thought it was sensible.

Thats a truly idiotic stance. At least by any measure of success "

It is sensible, but I am sure most of us, including the poster concerned, realises it won't happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

Well you are.

Or deliberately stupid

Takes an idiot to think an animal will top breeding

It takes an idiot to think the earlier poster suggested it will happen.

He said he thought it was sensible.

Thats a truly idiotic stance. At least by any measure of success

It is sensible, but I am sure most of us, including the poster concerned, realises it won't happen."

Im doing my part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

Well you are.

Or deliberately stupid

Takes an idiot to think an animal will top breeding

It takes an idiot to think the earlier poster suggested it will happen.

He said he thought it was sensible.

Thats a truly idiotic stance. At least by any measure of success

It is sensible, but I am sure most of us, including the poster concerned, realises it won't happen."

Its not sensible.

Its idiotic its against your entire nature. Suicidal beyond yourself to you entire genetic line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need a massive sun hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take out massive loans from banks but state that you will pay the lot back in 12 years. We only have 11years left on the clock so we can't lose!

I understand that this won't fix global warming but at least we can all go out of this place as wealthy people!

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By *rbean69Man
over a year ago

Stroud

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

Well you are.

Or deliberately stupid

Takes an idiot to think an animal will top breeding

It takes an idiot to think the earlier poster suggested it will happen.

He said he thought it was sensible.

Thats a truly idiotic stance. At least by any measure of success

It is sensible, but I am sure most of us, including the poster concerned, realises it won't happen.

Its not sensible.

Its idiotic its against your entire nature. Suicidal beyond yourself to you entire genetic line.

That's a good point. Although, given the state of "civilisation", I am glad my line will terminate.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Make cows fart into the gas supply. Free heating for all.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

Well you are.

Or deliberately stupid

Takes an idiot to think an animal will top breeding

It takes an idiot to think the earlier poster suggested it will happen.

He said he thought it was sensible.

Thats a truly idiotic stance. At least by any measure of success

It is sensible, but I am sure most of us, including the poster concerned, realises it won't happen.

Its not sensible.

Its idiotic its against your entire nature. Suicidal beyond yourself to you entire genetic line.

Surely that would only be the case if one actually had the drive to reproduce, which I don't. Fucking and procreation are two completely separate things in my eyes. As for my genetic line, I really couldn't care less.

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By *he machinistMan
over a year ago

Stoke

"Put aluminium particulates in aviation fuel causing fake clouds

Would that not build up and eventually damage the turbines?

It would instantly melt onto them and ruin efficiency yes"
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Don't blame me, it was actually proposed by climate scientists a few decades ago as a slowing measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop breeding

Sounds eminently sensible....

It is to me but when I said as much to my dad he called me naive.

#thanoswasright pmsl.

But seriously population control should be a thing."

The immensely rich people behind all major governments are working on depopulation....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only breathe every other breath..

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Butt plugs for cows to lower “emissions”

Imagine the velocity of them being forced out. That would keep the population down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All wind turbines to become fans instead. Make a nice cool breeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all out nuclear war leading to another ice age and let's start again- give the gerbils a chance to rule

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"All wind turbines to become fans instead. Make a nice cool breeze "

Winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycle some of the overly sized dildos some people have and use only the right size they can to cut back on plastic wastage.

Because seriously who needs 16 inches when they can only take 4 of it? That's alot of plastic gone to waste.

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Get millions of satellites to fill the sky so it blocks out the sun, and then if it gets too cold just move them out the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop the cows from farting

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"all out nuclear war leading to another ice age and let's start again- give the gerbils a chance to rule"

Armageddon!!!

Good old ragget the gerbil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone should stop smoking that would really help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build cities underground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone should stop smoking that would really help"

And eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Introduce a dogging bus, to reduce the number of cars out on the road

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Turn the aircon on and open the windows.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Take up bioengineering and create a deadly, ideallly airborne, super infection. A really big pandemic should buy the planet some time.

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