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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Welcome to the Surgery, radical new form of therapy here! Pop on with your problems and our dedicated therapist will give you some helpful advice!

(Not for faint of heart or timid of nature)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the Surgery, radical new form of therapy here! Pop on with your problems and our dedicated therapist will give you some helpful advice!

(Not for faint of heart or timid of nature) "

I have many problems, but I've just come to observe if you don't mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I deal with a husband that has been sitting in a closed room all evening with the fumes from where the carpet was laid and too much rum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome to the Surgery, radical new form of therapy here! Pop on with your problems and our dedicated therapist will give you some helpful advice!

(Not for faint of heart or timid of nature)

I have many problems, but I've just come to observe if you don't mind?"

Take a fucking seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't sleep!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I deal with a husband that has been sitting in a closed room all evening with the fumes from where the carpet was laid and too much rum? "

Sounds like a happy husband to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I deal with a husband that has been sitting in a closed room all evening with the fumes from where the carpet was laid and too much rum?

Sounds like a happy husband to me "

Oh he is, currently munching on prawn crackers in the chat rooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I deal with a husband that has been sitting in a closed room all evening with the fumes from where the carpet was laid and too much rum? "

Drink the rum, open the room, dont fart and fuck everything else, including the hubby! I'm in a extremely fuck it mood tonight! Out with a bang!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the Surgery, radical new form of therapy here! Pop on with your problems and our dedicated therapist will give you some helpful advice!

(Not for faint of heart or timid of nature)

I have many problems, but I've just come to observe if you don't mind?

Take a fucking seat "

*Ghengis pulls up a fucking pew*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't sleep!!!! "

Close ya fucking eyes and count dildos the more you count the more you can have! Think of it as a more adult generation game!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I deal with a husband that has been sitting in a closed room all evening with the fumes from where the carpet was laid and too much rum?

Sounds like a happy husband to me

Oh he is, currently munching on prawn crackers in the chat rooms "

Prawny fucking crackery goodness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't sleep!!!!

Close ya fucking eyes and count dildos the more you count the more you can have! Think of it as a more adult generation game! "

I mean, I'll try it...

But I want my dildos!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't sleep!!!!

Close ya fucking eyes and count dildos the more you count the more you can have! Think of it as a more adult generation game!

I mean, I'll try it...

But I want my dildos! "

Doesn't everybody!!! If you get to twenty I'll match it with another twenty fucking good night that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't sleep!!!!

Close ya fucking eyes and count dildos the more you count the more you can have! Think of it as a more adult generation game!

I mean, I'll try it...

But I want my dildos! "

One rampant rabbit.. One Chinese knock off rabbit.. one silver bullet.. one rotating wrixzz zzz zzz zzzzz zzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't sleep!!!!

Close ya fucking eyes and count dildos the more you count the more you can have! Think of it as a more adult generation game!

I mean, I'll try it...

But I want my dildos!

One rampant rabbit.. One Chinese knock off rabbit.. one silver bullet.. one rotating wrixzz zzz zzz zzzzz zzzzz"

Good fucking selection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't sleep!!!!

Close ya fucking eyes and count dildos the more you count the more you can have! Think of it as a more adult generation game!

I mean, I'll try it...

But I want my dildos!

One rampant rabbit.. One Chinese knock off rabbit.. one silver bullet.. one rotating wrixzz zzz zzz zzzzz zzzzz

Good fucking selection! "

I do enjoy a bit of variety

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't sleep!!!!

Close ya fucking eyes and count dildos the more you count the more you can have! Think of it as a more adult generation game!

I mean, I'll try it...

But I want my dildos!

One rampant rabbit.. One Chinese knock off rabbit.. one silver bullet.. one rotating wrixzz zzz zzz zzzzz zzzzz

Good fucking selection!

I do enjoy a bit of variety "

Shit, that's good to know

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Welcome to the Surgery, radical new form of therapy here! Pop on with your problems and our dedicated therapist will give you some helpful advice!

(Not for faint of heart or timid of nature)

I have many problems, but I've just come to observe if you don't mind?

Take a fucking seat

*Ghengis pulls up a fucking pew*"

What sort of church is that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome to the Surgery, radical new form of therapy here! Pop on with your problems and our dedicated therapist will give you some helpful advice!

(Not for faint of heart or timid of nature)

I have many problems, but I've just come to observe if you don't mind?

Take a fucking seat

*Ghengis pulls up a fucking pew*

What sort of church is that?

"

A fucking brilliant one!! Honest

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I have no problems, but I thought I would pop in and say hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the Surgery, radical new form of therapy here! Pop on with your problems and our dedicated therapist will give you some helpful advice!

(Not for faint of heart or timid of nature)

I have many problems, but I've just come to observe if you don't mind?

Take a fucking seat

*Ghengis pulls up a fucking pew*

What sort of church is that?

"

Come Worship me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the Surgery, radical new form of therapy here! Pop on with your problems and our dedicated therapist will give you some helpful advice!

(Not for faint of heart or timid of nature)

I have many problems, but I've just come to observe if you don't mind?

Take a fucking seat

*Ghengis pulls up a fucking pew*

What sort of church is that?

Come Worship me "

I’m still pissed off I had to leave your harem!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have no problems, but I thought I would pop in and say hello "

Howdy fucking hi Samiss!! Lovely to see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no problems, but I thought I would pop in and say hello

Howdy fucking hi Samiss!! Lovely to see you "

Wolfie has left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no problems, but I thought I would pop in and say hello

Howdy fucking hi Samiss!! Lovely to see you

Wolfie has left"

He's gone again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no problems, but I thought I would pop in and say hello

Howdy fucking hi Samiss!! Lovely to see you

Wolfie has left"

he told me he was gonna last night seemed a good funny bloke too

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I have no problems, but I thought I would pop in and say hello

Howdy fucking hi Samiss!! Lovely to see you

Wolfie has lefthe told me he was gonna last night seemed a good funny bloke too

"

Gonna what Tbag you

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I have no problems, but I thought I would pop in and say hello

Howdy fucking hi Samiss!! Lovely to see you

Wolfie has left"

Yep.

Quick, someone start a couple of threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no problems, but I thought I would pop in and say hello

Howdy fucking hi Samiss!! Lovely to see you

Wolfie has left

Yep.

Quick, someone start a couple of threads! "

i did

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"Welcome to the Surgery, radical new form of therapy here! Pop on with your problems and our dedicated therapist will give you some helpful advice!

(Not for faint of heart or timid of nature) "

How can he leave the Surgery midway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .... "
il pick up your eyes and roll them back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .... il pick up your eyes and roll them back "

Lost the tiny shread of respect that was left and quite honestly creeped out to the max by it all..... .....internet ppl are (insert word).....

(no way he's leaving, no way he'll leave ppl alone either.....)

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


" .... il pick up your eyes and roll them back

Lost the tiny shread of respect that was left and quite honestly creeped out to the max by it all..... .....internet ppl are (insert word).....

(no way he's leaving, no way he'll leave ppl alone either.....)"

Are you talking about PMF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .... il pick up your eyes and roll them back

Lost the tiny shread of respect that was left and quite honestly creeped out to the max by it all..... .....internet ppl are (insert word).....

(no way he's leaving, no way he'll leave ppl alone either.....)

Are you talking about PMF? "

Nooooooooo...!

Never! Pmf is adorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .... il pick up your eyes and roll them back

Lost the tiny shread of respect that was left and quite honestly creeped out to the max by it all..... .....internet ppl are (insert word).....

(no way he's leaving, no way he'll leave ppl alone either.....)

Are you talking about PMF? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .... il pick up your eyes and roll them back

Lost the tiny shread of respect that was left and quite honestly creeped out to the max by it all..... .....internet ppl are (insert word).....

(no way he's leaving, no way he'll leave ppl alone either.....)

Are you talking about PMF?

"

I really don’t get what people mean or who they’re talking about at times on here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can people please stop leaving. Good lord!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .... il pick up your eyes and roll them back

Lost the tiny shread of respect that was left and quite honestly creeped out to the max by it all..... .....internet ppl are (insert word).....

(no way he's leaving, no way he'll leave ppl alone either.....)

Are you talking about PMF?

I really don’t get what people mean or who they’re talking about at times on here.. "

You don't need to. My messages are set to user....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .... il pick up your eyes and roll them back

Lost the tiny shread of respect that was left and quite honestly creeped out to the max by it all..... .....internet ppl are (insert word).....

(no way he's leaving, no way he'll leave ppl alone either.....)

Are you talking about PMF?

Nooooooooo...!

Never! Pmf is adorable

"

what am i a fucking puppy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


" .... il pick up your eyes and roll them back

Lost the tiny shread of respect that was left and quite honestly creeped out to the max by it all..... .....internet ppl are (insert word).....

(no way he's leaving, no way he'll leave ppl alone either.....)

Are you talking about PMF?

Nooooooooo...!

Never! Pmf is adorable

what am i a fucking puppy "

No a horse

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


" .... il pick up your eyes and roll them back

Lost the tiny shread of respect that was left and quite honestly creeped out to the max by it all..... .....internet ppl are (insert word).....

(no way he's leaving, no way he'll leave ppl alone either.....)

Are you talking about PMF?

Nooooooooo...!

Never! Pmf is adorable

"

I was just asking for clarification as you quoted PMF.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


" .... il pick up your eyes and roll them back

Lost the tiny shread of respect that was left and quite honestly creeped out to the max by it all..... .....internet ppl are (insert word).....

(no way he's leaving, no way he'll leave ppl alone either.....)

Are you talking about PMF?

Nooooooooo...!

Never! Pmf is adorable

what am i a fucking puppy "

Well you do piss up lampposts enough...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .... il pick up your eyes and roll them back

Lost the tiny shread of respect that was left and quite honestly creeped out to the max by it all..... .....internet ppl are (insert word).....

(no way he's leaving, no way he'll leave ppl alone either.....)

Are you talking about PMF?

Nooooooooo...!

Never! Pmf is adorable

what am i a fucking puppy

Well you do piss up lampposts enough... "

tis a fair point now wheres my sally psssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird fuckin thread this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weird fuckin thread this... "
try to be more honest with your feelings in future stop sugar coating everything all the time tell us what u really think

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Weird fuckin thread this... "
The op has left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the Surgery, radical new form of therapy here! Pop on with your problems and our dedicated therapist will give you some helpful advice!

(Not for faint of heart or timid of nature) "

Where's the couch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .... il pick up your eyes and roll them back

Lost the tiny shread of respect that was left and quite honestly creeped out to the max by it all..... .....internet ppl are (insert word).....

(no way he's leaving, no way he'll leave ppl alone either.....)

Are you talking about PMF?

Nooooooooo...!

Never! Pmf is adorable

what am i a fucking puppy "

Yeah all playful and panty..... Like the puppy to my kitten innit....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I have no problems, but I thought I would pop in and say hello

Howdy fucking hi Samiss!! Lovely to see you

Wolfie has left"

Oh, I liked him and his posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weird fuckin thread this... try to be more honest with your feelings in future stop sugar coating everything all the time tell us what u really think "

I'll try..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weird fuckin thread this... try to be more honest with your feelings in future stop sugar coating everything all the time tell us what u really think

I'll try.. "

Good boy keep it up and il get you a gold star

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