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Recycle a dildo ........ save the planet.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You know it's seen good times and better days.

You can't throw it out. It's pollution.

The charity shop has enough .......

So ...... What will you make yours into ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know it's seen good times and better days.

You can't throw it out. It's pollution.

The charity shop has enough .......

So ...... What will you make yours into ?"

Those little pointless mini weights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycle your leather belt at the same time and make a strapon out of it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm thinking of using the giant dildo lurking in our loft as a stake for the runner beans this year

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm going to nonchalantly stir my tea with mine....... and smile obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to nonchalantly stir my tea with mine....... and smile obvs."

How bigs yer mug woman!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm going to nonchalantly stir my tea with mine....... and smile obvs."

Does it vibrate? You could achieve an impressive crema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookends

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm going to nonchalantly stir my tea with mine....... and smile obvs.

How bigs yer mug woman! "

Size doesn't matter ( we women laughingly say )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog toy. Can't wait to throw it around the park

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Make an unusual and striking earring or pendant

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm going to nonchalantly stir my tea with mine....... and smile obvs.

Does it vibrate? You could achieve an impressive crema "

Does it vibrate ? Is the Pope a Catholic ? It plays a tune too !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Dog toy. Can't wait to throw it around the park "

Bit cruel.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm thinking of using the giant dildo lurking in our loft as a stake for the runner beans this year"

Is that still lurking up there?

I couldn't reduce, didn't reuse so WEEE recycled my broken wand.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Door knobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog toy. Can't wait to throw it around the park

Bit cruel."

Does it make it worse that I don't have a dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to nonchalantly stir my tea with mine....... and smile obvs.

Does it vibrate? You could achieve an impressive crema "

Ooooh cappuccinos already, just don’t listen to the buzzing coming from the kitchen when we go round for afternoon tea

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'm going to nonchalantly stir my tea with mine....... and smile obvs.

Does it vibrate? You could achieve an impressive crema "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm going to nonchalantly stir my tea with mine....... and smile obvs.

Does it vibrate? You could achieve an impressive crema

Does it vibrate ? Is the Pope a Catholic ? It plays a tune too !"

Join a marching band.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog toy. Can't wait to throw it around the park

Bit cruel.

Does it make it worse that I don't have a dog? "

Good icebreaker to offer it to the handsome man with his new cute puppy

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm thinking of using the giant dildo lurking in our loft as a stake for the runner beans this year

Is that still lurking up there?

I couldn't reduce, didn't reuse so WEEE recycled my broken wand.

"

It's in a suitcase. We're leaving it up there for the kids to find when we die...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Dog toy. Can't wait to throw it around the park

Bit cruel.

Does it make it worse that I don't have a dog? "

Not at all. If you are going to throw a dog then it is best it's someone else's ....

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